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According to this FB survey thing thing: "I'm a freaky brat with a hot girlfriend who smoked with the kool-aid man because I love marijuana" Friday, July 01, 2011 2:05:28 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Yo, abusers, did it work? Friday, July 01, 2011 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
#Google+ acquired. My bitching stops now Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:36:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 I never knew it was called that, but I never liked putting a comma before and in a list.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2011 8:33:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a mother fucking Google Plus invite. I haven't been this jealous since. Never. Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:57:01 AMTwitter Web Client
@L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one.
In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:49:05 AMTwitter Web Client
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNTCUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. This turned out well Thursday, June 30, 2011 7:45:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Google.... Halted the Plus invites before my super elite, private m_m peeps could get one to me. Thursday, June 30, 2011 1:36:05 AMTwitter Web Client
aaaaand. If I get a Google+ invite, it will make it all worth it. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:39:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, it could be worse. I could have bough MySpace for $580 million and sold it for $35 million... Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:30:01 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK. ME. Looks like I just blocked all network traffic on this machine. Including myself. Looks like this German hotel system is now FUCKED Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:01:36 AMTwitter Web Client
IPSec policies are hard to set up to begin with. Imagine doing it in fucking German. Jesus Christ. They don't pay me enough Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:38:01 PMTwitter Web Client
If this entire fucking computer wasn't all in God Damn German, my life would be so much easier Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:32:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary No worries TC! I'm just messing with you. Sign of a legit reporter right there. All my CT news.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:50:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary Tweets too much ;) Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:55:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Shut the fuck up. You talk too much Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:38:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me that ass! Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
All I deal with all day is fuckin PMSing women and hotel PMS systems. FML Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:13:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I have the sudden urge to write obscene and socially unacceptable compliments on every hot girl's facebook that I'm friends with. Monday, June 27, 2011 10:17:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Yeah me in Huntley's class via Trac: "EHHHHHH. What a dick. This fool's checkin caused the Drupal module to stop loading."
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, June 27, 2011 2:27:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Touche. I won't learn either, but it's slightly more acceptable at startups. I've been told I was too critical about bugs.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, June 27, 2011 2:01:22 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Happy now? Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down. Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:42 PMTwitter Web Client
It's quite possible that I reek of alcohol right now... At work. Jeez. Friday, June 24, 2011 5:18:56 PMTwitter Web Client
What NOT to say to your coworker while telling a story: "So this other mess I know..." FML Friday, June 24, 2011 11:54:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I seriously need to stop going to the bar at lunch... At least the game was on Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:30:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously. Explosions... House alarms... Oh noes!!! We's undah attack!! Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:45:38 AMTwitter Web Client
seriously... What the hell keeps blowing up outside? Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:41:00 AMTwitter Web Client
This better be fucking good. If not, what a waste: http://t.co/FIvnlwL Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:06:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Really? Nick Swisher is trending on Twitter because he had one sick game? Have more games like this Swish! You're hitting like like .230 Monday, June 20, 2011 12:28:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Random thoughts while at work: What the hell happens if you use the polyjuice potion to impersonate a dead person... Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:36:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Log in to YouTube and they'll let you watch it. I couldn't edit it bc it was in a weird format, so I had to ul all of it Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:09:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic WHAAAA? Youtube Blocked it already? JEEZ
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:06:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha, optimum online sucks. Great speeds bro. In like 2003 on DSL.. HA http://t.co/3YPmgvF Wednesday, June 15, 2011 11:36:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Proof of how much of a whack job I am: I'm wearing boxers, a santa hat and sunglasses. It's June. It's almost 10PM. Jeez. Wednesday, June 15, 2011 9:53:44 PMTwitter Web Client
felix felicis works Tuesday, June 14, 2011 2:28:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Keep this up and I'm fucking going home. Can't deal with all this nonsense here. You need to be the most patient mother fucker to do my job Tuesday, June 14, 2011 9:57:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to get my shit together Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Doodle Song is amazing: http://t.co/GU2jo5t Sunday, June 12, 2011 10:41:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Walked a few blocks in NYC. Would be nice if this asshole couple would stop fucking each other every corner while waiting for the light. Friday, June 10, 2011 2:54:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Abusers, I did like no work today thanks to that Google doodle... It's awful
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, June 09, 2011 4:34:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Ignore the fact that it's way out of rhythm: http://t.co/AjeeoId Thursday, June 09, 2011 11:58:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit! He came over again and I was still at it! Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:57:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Boss walks up to me while I was trying to play Metallica on Google's interactive guitar doodle (while on a conference call). Nice. Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:49:15 AMTwitter Web Client
This is getting out of hand. Enough. We get the point. Wednesday, June 08, 2011 12:36:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear spider living in my room for the past week: Stop eating my legs at night. Stop hiding from me the second I go to catch you... Tuesday, June 07, 2011 12:32:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary What a joke
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Monday, June 06, 2011 8:57:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq? http://bit.ly/jmI0VJ Monday, June 06, 2011 12:40:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmmm. I have a boss ass sandwich today for lunch Monday, June 06, 2011 12:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Mothafucka's got style. Monday, June 06, 2011 1:54:59 AMTwitter Web Client
OK Who's got their fireplace on? Uncalled for - it's like 65 degrees. Either that or someone's house is on fire... Sunday, June 05, 2011 12:06:24 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika BC you need to come back to NY, joker. It was 57 last night and right now it's 65 with no humidity
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, June 03, 2011 11:27:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a fat tub of shit Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:59:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Okay. FUCK Google and Gilt for emailing me about a Chromebook and then fucking spamming my email with Gilt deals Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43:23 AMTwitter Web Client
uhhhp pooped a little. Wednesday, June 01, 2011 1:58:41 AMTwitter Web Client
le sigh Monday, May 30, 2011 12:42:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Absolutely bombed that room. Cue the gas masks Friday, May 27, 2011 12:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella dumb idea
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:30:00 PMTwitter Web Client
@MrHazel Yes. It actually drove me crazy too. I left that up a little too long. It's gone. Sorry! Tuesday, May 24, 2011 12:25:38 AMTwitter Web Client
One year ago today I graduated. One year ago now I was drinking heavily. Right now I'll be up all night dealing with a software release. FML Monday, May 23, 2011 10:07:17 PMTwitter Web Client
VP tossed his old monitor and I jacked it. Now I have dual widescreens. I also acquired a desk fan from the developer who left. #winning. Monday, May 23, 2011 5:46:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Oops... I think I just gave orders to the chief operating officer. Fuck it. He should listen to me. Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Way to leave the bases loaded assholes. Lose the fucking game now. You 65 years olds all deserve it Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:07:20 PMTwitter Web Client
This weather sucks Wednesday, May 18, 2011 3:10:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Fuuuuck. I thought I beat you on the 232nd floor but you hit 532. Never EVER try to be The Daniel at video games. lol.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:56:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe Monday, May 16, 2011 9:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a new one to me: "My life is a joke, and it's not even funny" Thanks, crazy people I work with. Makes me feel better about me =) Monday, May 16, 2011 9:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees are bad =( Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Just looked back at my Foursquare from a year ago: "Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it" LOL Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:49:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Mighty Bean Vanilla Leaf Black Tea is delicious Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:04:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again! Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG Send me to Google I/O http://on.mash.to/kxKw6v Wednesday, May 11, 2011 1:07:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I just... I can't.... I can't win. It's getting fucking hilarious Monday, May 09, 2011 10:07:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... Sunday, May 08, 2011 1:57:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella That second statement is the absolute perfect justification for your first tweet
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:22:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Where'd you get that one from? Me? Only I say that. And I stopped (for now)
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:59:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow. Monday, May 02, 2011 2:30:08 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly Monday, May 02, 2011 12:17:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot. Monday, May 02, 2011 12:10:18 AMTwitter Web Client
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:42:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit Friday, April 29, 2011 12:31:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 Fuck are you doing in the women's bathroom, joker?
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Thursday, April 28, 2011 8:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Talking about the NY Mets? RT @nyJULZmd Haha "ninth inning nightmare" :) Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:50:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Got a new computer at work. Coworker is jealous. Jinxes it. Power supply fails. The stupid mother fucker. All his fault Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:42:25 PMTwitter Web Client
"Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure between Austin Jackson and Nick Swisher, my fantasy team outfield is like 0-70 Fucking useless. Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:37:36 AMTwitter Web Client
In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AMTwitter Web Client
WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AMTwitter Web Client
My life is a fucking JOKEEEEEEEEE Saturday, April 23, 2011 12:05:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Swear to God... To date, I would have had $200 more for alcohol and debauchery if the fucking MTA didn't raise fares in January. Friday, April 22, 2011 9:41:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Nothing like a Monday morning meeting with two fucking suit asshole CEOs pissed off at our system because fucking sales oversold them... Monday, April 18, 2011 10:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Have I mentioned how amazing the new Foo Fighters album is lately? Friday, April 15, 2011 12:51:08 AMTwitter Web Client