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Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH Monday, December 12, 2016 1:10:20 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 hahaha. I only have a twin here so yeah. But Mal's with her mom in an Airbnb for the week
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, December 11, 2016 7:16:33 PMTwitter for Android
Second time this charger wore out. I just replaced it a few months ago and am gentle with it. Someone send me a Pixel, cunts. USB-C ftw https://t.co/rRlGyOSp1Y Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:57:14 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose. Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:55:23 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Instagram. Stop sending me fuckin push notifications that people who haven't posted photos in a while just posted a photo. Idgaf Saturday, December 10, 2016 10:44:18 PMTwitter for Android
NY airports are infuriating. Get a load of this jaggoff guard who checks your luggage claim ticket. Idk where I put my claim ticket. https://t.co/Qfhyh8CQt1 Saturday, December 10, 2016 3:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
Here's Trump's shitty assed golf course he built on a landfill in the Bronx https://t.co/6xjQopUnwa Saturday, December 10, 2016 2:58:44 PMTwitter for Android
Pilot just informed us that he couldn't use the plane's third engine to start the two main engines and had to use some other method.. idc Saturday, December 10, 2016 1:26:41 PMTwitter for Android
Had a buncha people tweet me back about how awesome ColdFusion is Wednesday, December 07, 2016 6:40:19 PMTwitter for Android
Also, it's 2016. Who the f still uses ColdFusion? Last I saw that in use was Eidos in DSB built by an antique professor. https://t.co/JBqixw52dD Wednesday, December 07, 2016 1:32:24 PMTwitter for Android
I will absolutely chill with Bob Ross. Thanks, @netflix https://t.co/FI0tHClBNY Thursday, December 01, 2016 6:55:35 PMTwitter for Android
Herb, how dumb are ya? It's not that hard to tell if a toothbrush is ADA accepted. Sunday, November 27, 2016 10:04:56 PMTwitter for Android
"I made my family disappear!" -Kevin McCallister Sunday, November 27, 2016 9:40:13 PMTwitter for Android
Christmas tree's about to get lit Sunday, November 27, 2016 7:57:11 PMTwitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these silly airlines that airplane mode is optional Saturday, November 26, 2016 4:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here Friday, November 25, 2016 9:43:09 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu ain'ters gonna ain't
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 24, 2016 11:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
This miserab disapproves of everything I do. Eh. Whatever. People's opinions are their problem. I'm more than thankful and happy Thursday, November 24, 2016 10:57:33 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry for the spam peeps but I want to win a pixel. https://t.co/mVSMLlD7LS via @androidguys Thursday, November 24, 2016 5:58:06 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah. Can't operate heavy machinery right now Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
No idea how my boy doesn't have like 175 yrs in prison tbh https://t.co/44YQ55gz6O Tuesday, November 22, 2016 9:13:20 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick who put on Nickelback on the jukebox at the bar? Tuesday, November 22, 2016 5:32:21 PMTwitter for Android
Great, the 4/5 is all jacked up #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, November 22, 2016 8:48:29 AMTwitter for Android
Sitting in a 4 seater on the train with the real housewives of Scarsdale. Tuesday, November 22, 2016 8:28:09 AMTwitter for Android
Flight's delayed 2 hrs 45 minutes because of air traffic in New York. What a third world city Sunday, November 20, 2016 7:53:11 PMTwitter for Android
Dispatch came on and I realized.im white AF Sunday, November 20, 2016 12:42:09 AMTwitter for Android
Friendsgiving wasted right now Sunday, November 20, 2016 12:38:44 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu 👌👍👍👍
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, November 18, 2016 9:04:00 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's going to the slutty bar later Friday, November 18, 2016 9:02:01 PMTwitter for Android
"This hot girl I know on LinkedIn..." -Freddy Friday, November 18, 2016 9:55:17 AMTwitter for Android
The guys came down for the weekend, so we're all degenerates. It's 8:45am and I probably couldn't operate heavy machinery right now. Friday, November 18, 2016 8:44:59 AMTwitter for Android
Does their Chromecast support not suck a cock after this update? Doubtful 😒

https://t.co/QWnkV28wgL #android #feedly 		Monday, November 14, 2016 10:42:21 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:40:29 AMTwitter for Android
OMG THE ELECTUION. MY CANDIDATE ISN'T WINNING. EVERYONE SELL YOUR STOCKS AND CRASH THE MARKET. fuckin morons Tuesday, November 08, 2016 10:52:49 PMTwitter for Android
I literally just drove 20 minutes for nothing because I'm an idiot. So mad rn Monday, November 07, 2016 4:44:46 PMTwitter for Android
There's a big debate on the food line at the Jake. Would you rather... Sunday, October 30, 2016 8:55:24 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool it's about time you got this article back up on Barstool. Devnest fucked it up and lost it
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 8:16:02 PMTwitter for Android
The Sugardale onion hot dog mascot's a sluttttface Sunday, October 30, 2016 7:54:46 PMTwitter for Android
Cleveland's all about crooked dicks https://t.co/0Ia7QaXIZc Sunday, October 30, 2016 7:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
Fun times in Cleveland todayyy Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:15:01 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev any chance 380.62_1 had a crashing httpd issue also? I've had my webui not accessible a few times and don't know why
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:09:51 PMTwitter for Android
It's a Grimm situation for the Cubs right now. (I'm so #punny) Saturday, October 29, 2016 10:34:06 PMTwitter for Android
Wouldn't want to be the guy handling the mic after that performance Friday, October 28, 2016 10:47:44 PMTwitter for Android
I'll have whatever Bill Murray's on. Guy's outside his mind Friday, October 28, 2016 10:44:23 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew can we trade spots on the couch. Pup keeps farting on me Wednesday, October 26, 2016 12:03:54 AMTwitter for Android
#baerod for the post game show! Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11:58:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ken Rosenthal is like 4'7" Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11:51:02 PMTwitter for Android
Luna keeps pointing her farts at my face. Probably karma for my gassy ass ways https://t.co/ORub6OBHNx Tuesday, October 25, 2016 11:26:07 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Cleveland, you're welcome. #ItsMillerTime Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:31:37 PMTwitter for Android
@googlechrome I understand this is a highly experimental build. It's been fixed already! Thanks!
In reply to @googlechrome's tweet
Tuesday, October 25, 2016 2:56:08 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AMTwitter for Android
Just realized right now that Instagram usernames are all lowercase. Feel like I'm failing the interwebs, you guys. #oldmillennial Thursday, October 20, 2016 12:21:13 AMTwitter for Android
I haven't had to try to make this train since before I moved to NYC and now I'm probably disowned even though I'm old af. Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:32:30 AMTwitter for Android
1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:31:33 AMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Cleveland for America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Saturday, October 15, 2016 12:04:36 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Charles F. Dolan gave us free HBO son
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, October 14, 2016 9:39:22 PMTwitter for Android
Three days of commuting from Westchester to lower Manhattan and it sucks 12 cocks. Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:10:25 AMTwitter for Android
Got cuncelled in the board games tonight. Cuncel da @portfolioso Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:37:25 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @motorola... Suck it for being shitty now that Lenovo bought you. I need more emojis on Android 6.1 and you never pushed the update Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
Dem NYC cabbie smellz. Much more tolerable when you don't have to deal with them all the time Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:19:52 PMTwitter for Android
Right.... They have Seamless in NY. I'm eating the fuck out of a pizza Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:01:36 PMTwitter for Android
My fiancée really knows how to do a cooking a pizza dance. Like really well. Mmmm pizza Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Down in the lower east struttin dat ass Tuesday, October 11, 2016 9:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix Monday, October 10, 2016 6:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a masshole this weekend Friday, October 07, 2016 7:11:52 PMTwitter for Android
The yahhhhhahd Friday, October 07, 2016 7:11:39 PMTwitter for Android
The Indians are shatting all over the sawx Friday, October 07, 2016 7:02:55 PMTwitter for Android
We've gotta get Bill Murray to come to this wedding. @MalJNew get on that. Show us your tits Friday, October 07, 2016 6:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
While I'm up in Mass, gotta quote The Departed: "I'm nawt a fucking cawp" Friday, October 07, 2016 5:13:23 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely no responsibilities until this wedding tomorrow and got a house on the Vineyard with a buncha degenerates. Gonna be a disaster Friday, October 07, 2016 3:59:59 PMTwitter for Android
I guess I'll have to bandwagon the Indians. Thursday, October 06, 2016 11:40:27 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter is selling the fuck out. Can you even monetize bro? There's more garbage "you might like" aggregated bs and ads in my feed than ever Thursday, October 06, 2016 8:57:34 AMTwitter for Android
Yahoo Answers, bro Wednesday, October 05, 2016 11:50:30 PMTwitter for Android
Still get woken up in the middle of the night for this piece of shit client's system were getting rid of in a few months. #getlawst Wednesday, October 05, 2016 2:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
Kinda want a hot dog rn Monday, September 26, 2016 9:31:45 PMTwitter for Android
Condolences @MalJNew https://t.co/a0MtzhUSFW Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Arnie P took a powder? Gotta honor him with Arnie Ps and Tito's my dude. Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
This global warming is bullshit. The polar bears have nowhere to drink Coca Cola now. Sunday, September 25, 2016 4:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
Also, if you hold up the flight to go into an overhead bin to turn on airplane mode, you're false. Phones don't interfere with anything Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:24:12 PMTwitter for Android
This flight attendant is mad rachet about airplane mode and checking seatbelts. Legit woke someone up with a bag in her lap to check. Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
Plus, they're absolutely blasting some shit news channel and I don't want to hear asshole Clinton and asshole Trump Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:47:05 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely heinous third world airports in NYC Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
American Airlines at JFK has like 9 flights sharing a numbered gate and it's annoying af to see which one's currently boarding. Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
Almost ate a fry off someone's plate at the bar because I'm a degenerate Friday, September 16, 2016 2:50:24 PMTwitter for Android
#ElGary Tuesday, September 13, 2016 9:55:59 PMTwitter for Android
Sausage and peppers, cunts Tuesday, September 13, 2016 8:20:01 PMTwitter for Android
Train went about 6 inches before stopping again. Train is moving a dicks length at a time. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:42:58 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I remember why I moved away from NY... It sucks a cock Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:32:28 PMTwitter for Android
Back in ny ONE day and I get three 5 trains in a row when I need a 4 to Yankee Stadium #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:27:33 PMTwitter for Android
Come back to NY and all my friends are either on work calls or out of town. Needless to say, I'm drinking alone at the bar. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:17:00 PMTwitter for Android
I forgot. Can't make my grand return to O'Hara's without my local bartender basically like putting a funnel down my throat Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:07:06 PMTwitter for Android
🎵Let's hear it for Newer Yorkkkk. Concrete jungle where it takes longer to drive from JFK to the WTC than it does to fly in from ohiiiooooo🎵 Tuesday, September 13, 2016 4:44:38 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer yep!
In reply to @BadPointer's tweet
Tuesday, September 13, 2016 9:29:55 AMTwitter for Android
The cab from JFK to my office is just about as long as the flight from CLE Tuesday, September 13, 2016 8:35:19 AMTwitter for Android
Bill Nye is basically like telling us we're all fucked. https://t.co/4YVIG9bG3p Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:52:34 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's a piece of shit. Hillary's a piece of shit. Cuncel da election Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Philadelphia is garbage Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:09:32 PMTwitter for Android
These conditions are so ridiculously strict, might as well just kill yourself bro https://t.co/2ZP4lUCbAU Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:08:37 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Yanks are winning the series
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Saturday, September 10, 2016 9:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
This is gonna be difficult. Saturday, September 10, 2016 9:26:15 PMTwitter for Android