9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| RT @DadBoner: I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My ... | Friday, April 27, 2012 8:51:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This waitress is like... unreal. You don't even understand. | Friday, April 27, 2012 1:56:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| well I take back my complaints, bc our app was the fastest tested and it was a cool web talk. | Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:09:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba. | Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:50:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I swear this dude is my favorite. If I wasn't into women, I might have had to go gay. | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 8:49:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't take this meeting seriously on the grounds that I would hook up with everyone here. Don't tell HR, people who follow me on here.... | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 5:09:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh great. These fuckin occupy wall St hippies made it to Union Square | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 2:52:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wagner, stop biting your lip. Its driving me insane. It might make me do something that'll get me fired. | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:45:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I know the fuckin guy 35 years, I'm gonna whack him for you? | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, looks like I confused Vietnamese and Thai. My b. Corrected myself before getting called out, like a boss. | Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:00:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This loud Asian screaming away on her phone is probably the sole reason why they invented quiet cars on this train. | Tuesday, April 24, 2012 7:18:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if the cocksucker next to me didn't have the fuckin plague. | Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:11:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Although as cold as it is, this ones smokin. Dibs. | Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:06:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fahkin cold this morning. | Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:00:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @L8to89 kind of. Asshole. | Monday, April 23, 2012 8:45:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school. | Monday, April 23, 2012 8:23:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So Aubrey... Are those things real? | Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:31:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aubrey is an absolute moron on the celebrity apprentice. That being said, she's got some rack. | Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:01:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella bang bang bang. It'll get rid of that in two seconds. Hhh In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, April 22, 2012 7:12:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "She wasn't gonna clean his ass for nothing..." | Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:54:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Colithika: pirates of dark water is amazing | Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:01:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets | Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:27:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some bullshit #NYR | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:50:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These beers are going down way too slow you guys | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:33:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kellyomealia by bad... you mean completely awesome, right. In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:29:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella call the waaaambulance! Wahh no 4 or 5 trains! In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:24:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous? | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:08:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is this chick fat or preggo? Can't tell. My judgment is off tonight. | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:00:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Debating if this chick is a lesbian or not. I mean. She's with a chick who's a dude, but shes cute and doesn't seem like one. | Saturday, April 21, 2012 8:15:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If sean isn't at hamachi, I'll be pissed | Saturday, April 21, 2012 6:35:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio is out drinking me right now. The fuck... | Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:47:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika how about ya stop spamming my twitter feed with Tumblr photos? | Saturday, April 21, 2012 2:47:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The local assed train ... | Saturday, April 21, 2012 2:26:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick is Brooklyn and ghetto and legit. | Friday, April 20, 2012 9:51:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams @Novellabella TOUCHE In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, April 20, 2012 1:52:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The smokes are out in full force tonight. Out of control | Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:52:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd: blow me. @ky9: yeah... makes sense. I get where you're coming from | Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:24:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The 90s music at this bar... im obsessed. that's it. I'm giving up on life and becoming an alcoholic here | Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:16:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This might actually be animal cruelty, which isn't cool. But hey. .. I mean.. dogs gotta go wild sometimes too, ya know? | Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:30:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This doggie at the bar is shitfaced right now. Dudes keep buying him shots. | Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:29:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously, who would eat bar peanuts. People like spit in their hands, sneeze, wipe their asses. Then grab some. Nast | Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:13:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google | Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:32:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Give this fucking kid an ambien | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:01:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4" | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:59:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm going to murder this child | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:58:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:48:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @GadsdenMarc Believe it or not, Joomla is a lot worse... | Monday, April 16, 2012 11:47:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Phil's Steaks girl is ridiculous right now. | Monday, April 16, 2012 1:38:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train. | Monday, April 16, 2012 8:09:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I can draw pimp assed unicorns: http://t.co/ZLPh0oS | Monday, April 16, 2012 1:36:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think you understand the magnitude of the man crush i have on Dave Robertson... | Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:47:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Didn't get to have any loco d'reets today. Bunch of bullshit | Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:13:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime | Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Them playas is fuckin'" | Friday, April 13, 2012 10:37:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Dazzz why you say what you sayyy" -D Money. | Friday, April 13, 2012 9:39:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's a tax shot! | Friday, April 13, 2012 9:38:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu speaking of Linux I have a cloud server running a nessus scan using 6 gigs of bandwidth that my boss told me to shut off that I didnt | Friday, April 13, 2012 9:31:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You're not a tax doin' fuckin person." -Derick | Friday, April 13, 2012 9:29:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice | Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:28:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: After 3 beer I can able use any of cloud API. | Thursday, April 12, 2012 6:47:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know.... just a homeless dude blow drying his socks in the Grand Central bathrooms. NBD | Thursday, April 12, 2012 6:45:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There are some fucking whackjobs on this train. Real winners. Singing out loud, making ridic comments. Jeez | Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:38:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This show is killing me. | Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:18:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mama's boys of the Bronx is fuckin hysterical | Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:08:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I must find Donald Trump's assistant Amanda and potato sack her. | Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:22:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd I will not fear your dog. Your dog is obsessed with me. | Monday, April 09, 2012 8:18:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: It's days like these, when I realize that some people don't like me, they can get a fat middle finger in their face. Hard ... | Sunday, April 08, 2012 5:15:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew how do you know. I thought you'd be passed out by now. | Sunday, April 08, 2012 3:37:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore I mean... I'd like your instagram pic, but someone hasn't accepted my follow request. In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Sunday, April 08, 2012 12:59:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've come to the conclusion that my twitter is the most ridiculous thing in existence | Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Asian kid: y u do linear algebra on the drunk train home | Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:00:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason. | Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These two are banging tonight. So hard. I can tell | Friday, April 06, 2012 11:19:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh mikey. Dude will never steer me wrong. Love that bro. I need a permanent gay to help me out with the fuckin women. | Friday, April 06, 2012 8:47:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella fuckin joker In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, April 06, 2012 8:40:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd not a fan? Come over and hang with me instead | Friday, April 06, 2012 8:39:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christina is my favorite lesbian of all time. Id marry her every time in a game of marry fuck kill every day of the week and twice on sunday | Friday, April 06, 2012 7:57:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 suck it In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Friday, April 06, 2012 7:32:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| fuck the yes network for not hiring jenny dell | Friday, April 06, 2012 6:33:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dave Robertson.... God damn it. Stop sucking it if you want to ever replace Mo. I would've been gay for you but you have 2 men on 0 out. Smd | Friday, April 06, 2012 6:23:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Opening day! | Friday, April 06, 2012 3:20:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| my socks have the Portfolioso logo on them. Haaaaa http://t.co/sNwyUVr | Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:51:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| According to Elise, Jesus was stoned to death. Lawlz | Thursday, April 05, 2012 7:43:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Had a dream that I had a threesome at my boss' house and he was pissed at me. | Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:10:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So is drinking out of a glass jar with a straw through a hole drilled in the lid supposed to be cool these days? F'in hipsters. | Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:08:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa... Since when is it Thursday? Where'd this week go? | Thursday, April 05, 2012 2:50:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh the MTA is just winning for two weeks straight. 4/5 delays, 7million people and now signal problems. Worthless | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:05:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever keeps shitting their pants on this train... Fucking stop it. | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:58:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 if course I would get it instantly. Now I can be like those hipster Apple fanboy photographer wannabes | Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:17:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This lenscrafters girl is a certified smokeshow | Tuesday, April 03, 2012 3:05:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: When you josh around about puttin your quarters in a another man's lady bank, be prepared to have your mind destroyed, man ... | Tuesday, April 03, 2012 12:28:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are never assign blame, we are just try of find out how the fuck it happen. | Monday, April 02, 2012 11:36:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No winder this depressing ass place is closing shame | Monday, April 02, 2012 8:32:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew: "it smells like a swimming pool when I sneeze and I kinda like it" | Monday, April 02, 2012 7:04:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah two pitchers of bud heavy in like 20 mins. Rough | Monday, April 02, 2012 6:49:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I guess I'll go to a last min andrew wk concert | Monday, April 02, 2012 6:39:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo ironic of you to retweet that. Don't you brag about how classy you are nonstop? | Sunday, April 01, 2012 9:20:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Just... no comment. I could go anywhere with that one. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, April 01, 2012 4:23:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My twitter... jeez | Saturday, March 31, 2012 1:47:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But I'm into others though..m hahahah | Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it. | Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Marry fuck kill with Lennon and Niraj is fuckin classic | Friday, March 30, 2012 9:18:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean. She's a cool dude. But shed fall apart like a book of matches | Friday, March 30, 2012 9:15:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Those right there are what they call dick wrecking boots | Friday, March 30, 2012 9:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This old bag on the train is bragging about how he partied in South Beach last week. Nasty | Friday, March 30, 2012 8:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude on the train has a shiny new ultrabook and his IT morons downgraded it to Win XP. What a waste. | Monday, March 26, 2012 8:06:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Draw Something: y u cause kernel panics and force reboot my phone? | Monday, March 26, 2012 8:02:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time! | Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:23:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella There are no notifications in that app In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:20:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No wonder haymitch hits the bottle. If I were in his sitch, I'd be an alcoholic mess myself too, not that I aren't already | Sunday, March 25, 2012 3:13:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If u were him I'd be out my mind nonstop | Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:50:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No wonder haymitch is a mother fuckin alcoholic | Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:49:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Peppermint schnapps? Tastes like Christmas?! | Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:39:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Keith to me about lessard: "Ask him who won the Superbowl, then take tour dick out." | Saturday, March 24, 2012 10:53:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right? | Saturday, March 24, 2012 5:28:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd cum to NYC and drink with me all day | Saturday, March 24, 2012 4:46:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all about the yellow | Saturday, March 24, 2012 4:41:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Okayyyyyyy. One gay thinks my flawless logic is flawed... time to ask another | Saturday, March 24, 2012 4:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This: http://t.co/l4PZEu9 | Saturday, March 24, 2012 3:27:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So when is Katniss gonna get Eiffel towered by Gale and Peeta? | Saturday, March 24, 2012 3:04:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Fordham girls on this train are out of control | Saturday, March 24, 2012 12:31:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need this dudes moves. Mad swag. Get mad bitches. | Friday, March 23, 2012 11:11:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah. So about this jello shot girl. | Friday, March 23, 2012 11:02:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You've got a girlfriend." "Doesn't mean I can't eat popcorn from her titties" | Friday, March 23, 2012 10:37:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I have discernment. Whenever I suspect something, its 100% true | Friday, March 23, 2012 9:53:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This band is NOT covering pearl jam. This is sick | Friday, March 23, 2012 9:45:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale | Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:34:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary's twitter: pretty much sums up how much of a shithole Bridgeport is. | Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:33:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are always have quiet celebration when server is come back up after reboot. | Monday, March 19, 2012 3:47:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @ElBloombito: Mucho warmo en el outsideo. Go ridero un bicycleo (pero only on el patho del bikero y el streeto. No el sidewalk!) | Monday, March 19, 2012 3:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| City is absolutely mobbed | Saturday, March 17, 2012 11:27:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| why | Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:32:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My boss is still at the bar with us... lolz | Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:15:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Piece of hair in your mouth.... omg. Take me home | Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:14:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh and I'd bang either girl on the swung right now... pref a threesome. hhhhhh | Friday, March 16, 2012 11:33:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Idk who bit my nip but all's I know is that I need to take a body shot off of elise | Friday, March 16, 2012 11:32:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahahah pussy assed bouncer kept thinking I'd fall off the swing on the bar..... guy doesn't know my upper body swag | Friday, March 16, 2012 11:25:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| god damn it @MalJNew stop getting lipstick on my boss... guy is a classy gentlemen. Fuckin homewrecker... doesn't even cheat. Bunch of bs | Friday, March 16, 2012 11:05:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass. | Friday, March 16, 2012 10:35:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elise is fucking wild. I'm into this. I'm gonna dance on the bar with her later.... | Friday, March 16, 2012 9:07:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. | Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now | Friday, March 16, 2012 8:04:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| SO TRUE: @DEVOPS_BORAT: Almost finish new command line utility 'gtfo' for roll out cloud instance quick. | Thursday, March 15, 2012 6:58:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @ElBloombito: Cuidado! Los Ides de Marcho! | Thursday, March 15, 2012 1:00:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @kellyomealia @scoopANDslam you both play too? I think I disconnected it from my fb so its hard to find me. Same username as here for me In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet | Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:51:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Thank you FiOS for going down right in the middle if me needing the internet for everything | Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:29:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bring me Trump's assistant Amanda. | Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:02:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Donald ripping on ARod. Hahah | Tuesday, March 13, 2012 12:32:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to hire a personal physician... when I'm out drankin and come home, I get a saline IV... wake up hydrated and not hungover... | Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:33:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pork slap? That's a real beer? For real? | Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:59:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a minute...there's no such thing as bisexual sexually frustrated twins...m | Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:14:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg... this puppy lurves meeeeee | Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:34:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THERE'S A PUPPY HERE. I WANT HER. | Saturday, March 10, 2012 7:13:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think you understand... | Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:44:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me. | Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:35:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bring me this redhead! | Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:35:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job. | Saturday, March 10, 2012 3:32:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS" | Friday, March 09, 2012 8:17:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Change of plans... Elise's ass | Friday, March 09, 2012 7:42:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Haha auto correct.... Duane Reade.. and 'Nums... not nuns | Friday, March 09, 2012 7:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys | Friday, March 09, 2012 7:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @yelling_bird: THESE DICKS WON'T SUCK THEMSELV- OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING THEMSELVES | Friday, March 09, 2012 9:02:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of smokes on this earlier train | Friday, March 09, 2012 7:35:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this minx | Thursday, March 08, 2012 8:30:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like if I could do anything right now, I'd be broin' out, playing cards and ripping ass. Then going to the racetrack the next day | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:03:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd kill to go upstate with the mover right now. When that guy goes, I'm gonna be a fucking mess and three quarters. | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Haven't been to barfly in a while. Forgot how obsessed I was with this bartender. | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:04:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If you are still fascinate by NoSQL in 2012 you must of be brogrammer. | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 9:17:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm obsessed with Molly. | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 8:38:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's do G1 Dot porn! | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 8:05:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't go to beer with a bed | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 7:01:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sooooo you mean to tell me that Goldsmith isn't allowed to drink this? http://t.co/iY4FQam | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 2:09:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Alexey! Can you let me write the fucking batch file? Jeeeez. I can do it quicker. | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 9:31:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:11:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 1:46:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops | Monday, March 05, 2012 8:39:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm convinced that @yelling_bird is Jimmy Patsos | Monday, March 05, 2012 8:34:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure this train car has a flat tire. It's like I'm sitting on top of a jackhammer. | Monday, March 05, 2012 8:15:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!" | Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck, I need to lay off the twitter API. I'm almost rate limited. | Sunday, March 04, 2012 5:33:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woooooo! Go Stags! Sucks I couldn't make it to massachusetts this year! | Sunday, March 04, 2012 4:16:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Iona's cheerleaders are hideous. | Sunday, March 04, 2012 3:22:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It worked! | Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:49:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... | Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:42:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't do a fuckin thing anymore... there is no freedom. | Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:39:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just caught ya looking, sweetie | Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:13:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These old men really know how to play guitar | Friday, March 02, 2012 8:34:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Friday, March 02, 2012 8:04:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I need to txt/talk to my sister but she's a Nancy and won't answer/is sleeping/u feel bad bothering her. Tomorrow I guess. Woof. :'( | Friday, March 02, 2012 2:12:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Headin' to Cold One City, USA. Nothin' wrong with a Thirstday celebraish, you guys. | Friday, March 02, 2012 2:03:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| When you show up at a bar and 8 ppl scream your name and one of their friends doesn't know you.... instant awesome / popular status | Friday, March 02, 2012 2:01:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off | Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:03:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I should couldered him! | Thursday, March 01, 2012 7:42:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Metro North needs to get rid of all these bullshit Bronx stops like Williams Bridge and Tremont. Only Fordham is valid. F local trains | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 8:56:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cute puppy though | Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:38:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of bullshit! A fucking french black and white silent film is still relevant in 2012? Never even heard of it. | Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Angelina Jolie is an anorexic skeleton face. I'm pretty sure my dick is wider than her left arm | Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:28:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the best couch and blanket combo ever. I feel like I'm melting into it. | Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:17:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Frankalankster @VtotheFlo Bull You can't tease like that without telling the story. Explain the resolution (this is why I don't make them) In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet | Sunday, February 26, 2012 12:18:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Name a NY Knick" "Idk... Linning!" | Friday, February 24, 2012 8:26:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. | Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 fuck joba. That dude sucks. Wasted his career. Prime candidate for the New York Mets | Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Nettiz1 I wasn't impressed by bud light platinum. Also are you at the watering hole tomorrow until 7? | Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:55:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously, it has no idea how to switch between 3G and 4G and chomps on cock. Update it NOW. | Wednesday, February 22, 2012 8:12:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if this Galaxy Nexus actually decided to pick up internet for once. Verizon had some nerve releasing this buggy radio | Wednesday, February 22, 2012 8:11:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wanna lower the heat on this fucking train? Jesus Christ. | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 6:58:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My twitter is out of control. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:50:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NO WONDER | Saturday, February 18, 2012 8:44:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Learned some things today. Hhhhhhhhhhh | Saturday, February 18, 2012 8:05:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But shed like it | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. I hope she doesn't follow me on twitter and can see my tweets. I mean if she can, fuck it but it would be 10% more embarrassing. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lennon: take that fucking checkered bullshit shirt off and show us your goods. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:19:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 100% unreliable. 100% Bum. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:17:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Killing in the name of! | Saturday, February 18, 2012 5:48:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus christ. Lennon is killing me right now. I mean rebound with me. Its fine | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:27:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd PS. Love youuuuu | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:14:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd I mean... you can suck it with tour comments. If not someone else will. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:14:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I can't party with coworkers anymore or else I'll def get fired. Shit. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:12:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. The gays made mollys hair like... I'm into her so hard. PS this violates the employee handbook so its off the record. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:10:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm so wet right now.... in a drink spilled on kind of way. Not in a... How I get the ladies way | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:50:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd nah fuck that. That's a pussy assed phone. The galaxy nexus is better | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:24:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now he's doing mollys hair. Threesome? | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:13:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These gays know their shit. I mean. Ryan did Lennon's hair and now shes like so bangable. Not that she wasn't before. Hhh | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:12:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We don't care that we're out numbered | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:06:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:06:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover | Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:05:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd" | Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My mom just asked me what cameltoe was. Hhhhhhhhggg | Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:27:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Kate Upton can teach me finger mechanics any day if the week and twice on Sundays: http://t.co/2pCZDxY | Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:01:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... it wouldn't be terrible if Romney, gingrich and santorum were all assassinated.... *FBI peeps - this is a joke | Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:51:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ... | Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:42:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| *Bud lite... sheeeeeit its not a blunt, you guys. | Thursday, February 16, 2012 8:23:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm gonna go for some more bud lights, you guys. Its the @DadBoner of beers. | Thursday, February 16, 2012 8:22:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Vintage footage. This is gem central station | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 7:10:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wish I got that shit on video. I can't stop smiling | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahaha. This bros got a massage therapy licence in Puerto Rico, has great hands and has been giving massages since 12. Quote of the month! | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if the fucking 5 train didn't go fucking 3 mph and stop 8 times between stations making me miss my train. | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:46:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dear Verizon. Update the software on the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that its too fucking buggy. Love, Joe. | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 8:09:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Wearin' my red silk shirt tomorrow. So plush. Mad swag. It's got a couple stains, but you can hardly see 'em. Can't get ri ... | Monday, February 13, 2012 11:24:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait. Someone explain to me the difference between record of the year and album of the year. @dannyrob88 | Sunday, February 12, 2012 11:19:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to get hammered and grind a over these LA biddies to Foo Fighters and Deadmaus. SHIT | Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:58:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged. In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:02:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry Dave, after Katy Perry showed up, I think I'm into her instead. But we're still bros, right? | Sunday, February 12, 2012 9:59:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And to think, the weak assed FUSA politicians and feeble budget couldn't get T Swift to Fairfield. Woof. | Sunday, February 12, 2012 9:45:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG I have a man crush on Dave Grohl | Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:48:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Girl in Chevy commercial: remove that towel and serenade me. | Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:43:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the over/under Jason Aldean stuffed Kelly Clarkson backstage? | Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:41:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruce is so Jersey right now | Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:04:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
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