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This is Verizon's idea of 3g up in the boonies. Pure garbage. http://t.co/qAavBOY Sunday, October 09, 2011 12:49:35 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew English?
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
 Sunday, October 09, 2011 11:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
Wah wah wah. Complaints complaints. Chillax y'all Saturday, October 08, 2011 10:30:50 PMTwitter for Android
Someone just sexted my grandma. This is hysterical. Saturday, October 08, 2011 6:42:45 PMTwitter for Android
A-Rod you choking muddafucka you Thursday, October 06, 2011 10:59:54 PMTwitter for Android
Bagpipes in Grand Central in honor of Steve Jobs Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:29:51 PMTwitter for Android
The mmoser guys next door take forever to piss. Gtfo this bathroom. Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:55:58 PMTwitter for Android
This is terribly inconvenien for me. No wonder I never get my way. Wednesday, October 05, 2011 8:50:22 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC Monday, October 03, 2011 9:41:10 PMTwitter for Android
Playoff baseball, cool weather and a warm blanket. Who wants to cuddle? And by cuddle I mean Monday, October 03, 2011 9:23:49 PMTwitter for Android
@maljnew go play nudie photo hunt http://t.co/jyuqLZO Sunday, October 02, 2011 2:16:35 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
 Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
Oh god that's putrid. I gassed this fuckin train out. Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:52:22 AMTwitter for Android
There are legit fairies in the waterfall Sunday, October 02, 2011 12:05:16 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam you checked onto the townhouses? Really
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
 Saturday, October 01, 2011 11:27:53 PMTwitter for Android
This bathroom smells like Christmas Saturday, October 01, 2011 10:17:06 PMTwitter for Android
Changed my mind. Remember how I said I "wouldn't not" before. Yeah.. change that to yes now Saturday, October 01, 2011 12:28:04 AMTwitter for Android
Who's blazin in gct? Smells like some fine herb Saturday, October 01, 2011 12:18:29 AMTwitter for Android
There is a mirror next to me. I can't help but notice how attractive I am. Friday, September 30, 2011 10:05:44 PMTwitter for Android
Hurry up you slow fucking elevator, I have to get to the bar Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
This pissah looks like the department of mysteries. Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:11:11 PMTwitter for Android
This is a skunked ass magic hat Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:09:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ. fix the brakes on this piece of shit 6 train. I think I'm deaf now. Monday, September 26, 2011 7:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Found out about it like 2 hours before and I was already on a train out of the city. Sucksss
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Sunday, September 25, 2011 9:57:30 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella you don't look 16 but you act 16 the way you watch those teen girl shows and creep on celebs.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Sunday, September 25, 2011 9:06:09 PMTwitter for Android
What. Color time is it? Friday, September 23, 2011 10:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu seriously, who starts their twitter username with two underscores? Such an abuser Friday, September 23, 2011 12:47:31 AMTwitter for Android
Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough Friday, September 23, 2011 12:27:30 AMTwitter for Android
I would go sooo gay for Dave Robertson. You don't even understand. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:29:55 PMTwitter for Android
Normally, id be fucking pissed at the fact you squeezed into my 3 seater but if you look like that.. by all means, go for it. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:55:05 PMTwitter for Android
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
The conductor on my train is wearing a Hawaii McLovin ID in his badge holder instead of an MTA ID. Straight up baller. Couldn't get a pic. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:00:57 AMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Nancy ...
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:00:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wowww. Wowwwww. Gimmie Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:49:25 AMTwitter for Android
I just got the "you are so hot I want to bang you" look in the hallway. Monday, September 19, 2011 12:05:02 PMTwitter for Android
Dickwrecking boots at 10 o'clock Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:28:04 AMTwitter for Android
Conductor just lost it on two Asians who missed their stop and couldnt speak English. Wish I had that on video. Barstool worthy. Friday, September 16, 2011 7:49:56 PMTwitter for Android
Old man absolutely killing it in Madison Square Park singing Sinatra. Friday, September 16, 2011 5:44:37 PMTwitter for Android
Amazing weather. 50 degrees and crisp, but standing in the sun is super warm. I want this all year. Friday, September 16, 2011 8:50:50 AMTwitter for Android
O ya! Its like 60 degrees and crisp in NYC. I am loving this so much right now! Here we go fall! Thursday, September 15, 2011 7:09:46 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
The ass on this one... Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
This is a train for serious working people. Who's the dick with the crying baby? Someone give it an ambien. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:02:09 AMTwitter for Android
TMobile commercial girl in the pink dress: Jesus Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:56:55 PMTwitter for Android
Wowwwwwww. Damm Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:14:53 PMTwitter for Android
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 hmm. I don't think it converted the shortlink right. Its still there. You wouldnt like the blog though :-)
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Monday, September 12, 2011 8:51:54 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Chriat, the Yankees fucking suck. Saturday, September 10, 2011 11:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
Never got bit by a dog, rat, monster or anything my whole life, but I just got bit by a @maljnew Friday, September 09, 2011 9:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Can this fucking topheavy shitbox train rock from side to side any more violently? I'm seasick over here. Friday, September 09, 2011 9:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Day after Labor Day = every moron is back from summer vacation. Aka jammed ass trains. Tuesday, September 06, 2011 8:51:16 AMTwitter for Android
With no error logs. At least throw an error, asswipe Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:54 PMTwitter for Android
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
I feel so fuckin fat right now its not even funny. Today I ate more than four Ethiopians combined in a week. Need my stomach pumped. Sunday, September 04, 2011 8:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole Saturday, September 03, 2011 4:20:49 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing more awesome than two dudes shotgunning to the O.C theme song Friday, September 02, 2011 11:22:17 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 what up homeskillet? Welcome back to Twitter Friday, September 02, 2011 10:12:08 PMTwitter for Android
Hysterical. They're running New Haven line trains on the Harlem line. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:02:56 AMTwitter for Android
Hint: the MTA is full of shit when they say trains are running normally. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 8:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why people take perfectly good pics down and replace them with nasty ones... Monday, August 29, 2011 8:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Now its crazy windy after the storm passed... if my internet goes out, I swear Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:59:50 PMTwitter for Android
Eastchester PD radio: sending a car to get rid of kayakers in Leewood Tunnel. Lol Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:46:38 PMTwitter for Android
Extensive damage to my backyard caused by Irene: http://t.co/QVBv0dA Sunday, August 28, 2011 2:18:23 PMTwitter for Android
Rally, bitches Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:46 AMTwitter for Android
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AMTwitter for Android
@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23) Saturday, August 27, 2011 1:29:38 AMTwitter for Android
"Tickle my butt box" not my quote.... Saturday, August 27, 2011 1:06:24 AMTwitter for Android
Totally heterosexual that two guys are in a car right now listening/ singing along to to "joe - I wanna know" - @SonicBlur23 Friday, August 26, 2011 10:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
Bro at 7-11 takes my ID and almost refuses to sell me alcohol because he thinks it says 98, not 88. Do I look 13? Friday, August 26, 2011 9:47:37 PMTwitter for Android
Id actually rather be at work right now... Friday, August 26, 2011 2:02:28 AMTwitter for Android
Turn ons: Ruby on Rails. Turn offs: Ruby without rails Friday, August 26, 2011 1:40:15 AMTwitter for Android
@me: *loud music stops* "I love it when they're drunk and I'm..." Friday, August 26, 2011 12:57:19 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew bars > airports
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
 Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
NY Giants waitress needs to hop in the sack right now Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:07:30 PMTwitter for Android
If they only had cloud servers that bursted under load, they wouldn't go down.... Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:06:03 AMTwitter for Android
"...and then we had to tap it and pump it" Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AMTwitter for Android
We're doing the power hour Friday? Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
I don't get this. Woman on train with like 20 yr old legs and a 50 year old face. Possibly brown baggable. Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:51:39 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew brandon totally called me out/noticed that I basically told her and a bar thats dry to blow me upside down. I was mad grumpy today.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
 Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:49:35 PMTwitter for Android
Smokin' mad Newports 'cause I'm due in court... Tuesday, August 23, 2011 10:45:20 PMTwitter for Android
Bartendress: Smoke central. Tuesday, August 23, 2011 7:23:07 PMTwitter for Android
Problem: I don't give a fuck about anything today. I'm impatient and everyone pissing me off. Go away :-) Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:24:39 PMTwitter for Android
Cougar smokebomb dead ahead! Monday, August 22, 2011 7:54:48 PMTwitter for Android
RT @plasma2002: Just had the best idea ever... Graham cracker, marshmallow, and...... Kit-kat. Sounds like it kicks a smore's ass! #fb Saturday, August 20, 2011 8:12:05 PMTwitter for Android
AJ... go hang yourself in the clubhouse you useless fuck Saturday, August 20, 2011 8:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
This guy Burnett can go fuck himself and get the fuck off my team because he's mother fucking useless and over fucking paid Saturday, August 20, 2011 7:55:46 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 No one learns from history. That is why this country is screwed.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Saturday, August 20, 2011 3:35:38 PMTwitter for Android
The moon legit looks like a slice of pizza right now. Not even kidding. Friday, August 19, 2011 10:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
"I got a white kid workin for me. He's a fuckin pussy though. He can't dig like a Mexican can" Friday, August 19, 2011 5:56:29 PMTwitter for Android
#firstworldproblems where the fuck did I put my bottle opener? Friday, August 19, 2011 5:14:52 PMTwitter for Android
Girl dancing in the pink..... absolute dick wrecker. I guarantee it. Friday, August 19, 2011 5:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
Bro wearing a "pour favor" shirt with a beer on it. Brilliant. Friday, August 19, 2011 2:24:14 PMTwitter for Android
This ankle is fucked. So hard. Ow http://t.co/oyGscS0 Friday, August 19, 2011 12:25:21 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 well thars not normal....
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, August 19, 2011 12:23:22 AMTwitter for Android
God damn it. @maljnew needs to not fucking bite. me Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella shhhh no jersey shore tweets
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:17:53 PMTwitter for Android
My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
Why are you at the bar by yourself?... That's uncalled for. Thursday, August 18, 2011 9:38:36 PMTwitter for Android
God damn right you're staring at me. I'm hotter than cobain in 92 right now. Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:39:00 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus I just fucked up my ankle Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:56:44 PMTwitter for Android
I am eddie vedder right now, circa 1994 Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:38:14 PMTwitter for Android
Want... Thursday, August 18, 2011 3:35:56 PMTwitter for Android
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sometimes... you just have to accept you'll never get your way. Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sex Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:09:00 AMTwitter for Android
And stamford just turned all hood. Saturday, August 13, 2011 12:46:23 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah. Just park your rig in the middle of an intersection on 22. Jackasshole Friday, August 12, 2011 10:35:40 PMTwitter for Android
Our programmers are hard at work http://t.co/QV37mWN Friday, August 12, 2011 3:09:45 PMTwitter for Android
Threatened by a red headed sluttface not to post her video because her parents are lawyers. So expect it on my blog soon once I undelete it Friday, August 12, 2011 2:42:58 AMTwitter for Android
Drunk train is fuckin hysterical now. Vifeo ftw Friday, August 12, 2011 1:58:21 AMTwitter for Android
Shut the fuck up about the jersey shore on twitter. I have it DVRd... ill be home later Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:42:27 PMTwitter for Android
@shavingfoams: kelso nut brown (not to be confused with the hot sales girl) and allagash confluence (not like the wiki) Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Can't check in to the bar on foursquare because my phone is being a piece of shit Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:26:35 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary Both teams to playoffs means nothing. There's no way the Yanks can get by the Sox this year... its hopeless.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
 Monday, August 08, 2011 12:32:48 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees: Y U blow leads and lose to the Red Sox all season long? wah Monday, August 08, 2011 12:31:30 AMTwitter for Android
Wanna fuckin like... stop throwing wild pitches or something? Christ... Sunday, August 07, 2011 11:42:27 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Omar bro in the supermarket.... I don't give a fuck about your cats. Sunday, August 07, 2011 11:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
I just had a three second long fart Saturday, August 06, 2011 5:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika while your ps3 is broken, play killing floor with all of us
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Saturday, August 06, 2011 3:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
I need a threesome with these two dental assistants. Stat. Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:04:39 PMTwitter for Android
Conductor just had to key a bangin drunk girl out of the bathroom because she locked herself in and couldn't understand how to use the lock. Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:49:15 AMTwitter for Android
@maljnew Nah. Couldn't do it. You and your regulars will have to pop my Rudys cherry. I'd probably be lost in there. Friday, August 05, 2011 11:28:04 PMTwitter for Android
When I saw that the Mets were wearing their idiotic Los Mets jerseys, I was 100% confident the Yanks would take first place Friday, August 05, 2011 10:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 so if you need a droid 3 now, I guess its ok to get. Haha
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, August 05, 2011 2:42:22 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic should have used rackspace or slicehost
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Wednesday, August 03, 2011 7:56:48 PMTwitter for Android
Walk faster, cunts. This is new york city, not the dirty south. Monday, August 01, 2011 3:50:36 PMTwitter for Android
1) why is this train so late and 2) how is it possible for someone to be that hot? Monday, August 01, 2011 8:56:26 AMTwitter for Android
Cheers to Bill Blum and how much he's struggling this summer without me and John Saturday, July 23, 2011 11:16:52 PMTwitter for Android
"She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
6 minutes to the power hour Saturday, July 23, 2011 8:55:03 PMTwitter for Android
Kevin Rose and Robtr Scoble are going at it on Google+. Internet argument! Saturday, July 23, 2011 5:42:39 PMTwitter for Android
Someone explain to me how its possible for this chick on this train to be so fuzzy? Like everywhere. Looks like a peach. Friday, July 22, 2011 7:50:11 PMTwitter for Android
Today's crazy fuckin NYC subway segment: two huge black lesbians going the fuck at it on the 6 train platform in Grand Central. Friday, July 22, 2011 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito better to be on an island in maine than smack in the middle of NYC in 104 heat
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Friday, July 22, 2011 3:25:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I always say "youve gotta be fuckin kidding me" way too loudly in public places. Things piss me off
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Thursday, July 21, 2011 9:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella I don't buy it. You're on a different set every single day of the week and twice on Sundays. But whatever ya like, ya know...
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella stop stalking celebrities. They don't care aboit you. Make better use of your time creeper
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:19:00 PMTwitter for Android
Can I ask why there's never any damn 3G between Crestwood and Scarsdale? I'd bet my right nut it's guaranteed to go on 1x. #Verizon3gsucks Tuesday, July 19, 2011 7:58:52 PMTwitter for Android
Just watched a shirley temple episode where black kids were cannibals and tryed to eat her.... Oh 1940s racism. Lol Sunday, July 17, 2011 11:57:11 PMTwitter for Android
No one gives a shit about women's soccer... Sunday, July 17, 2011 5:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch's giant fat ass is intruding my seat. Can't even put my elbow down. Friday, July 15, 2011 7:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
This elevator smells like greasy asshole. Friday, July 15, 2011 3:26:09 PMTwitter for Android
Can I at least bang the intern in this office while I'm on this useless call? Might put me in a better mood Friday, July 15, 2011 12:27:56 PMTwitter for Android
I want to use the cruciatus curse on these fuckers on this onference call. Friday, July 15, 2011 12:12:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like a grandpa in this theater Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:24:18 PMTwitter for Android
Hung out with a brit tonight... look at two tweets ago. I sound like one Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:46:06 PMTwitter for Android
About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear...... Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PMTwitter for Android
Someone shut this mother fuckin baby up. Screaming in cold blood this asshole is Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:22:51 PMTwitter for Android
Actual quote from a girl trying to invite me to her beach house: "If you don't come, I won't have your babies" Thursday, July 14, 2011 1:06:48 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella you're in to 45 year old men now?
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Thursday, July 14, 2011 12:41:10 AMTwitter for Android
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
This is a chatty assed train car. Normally its quiet.Everyone shut the fuck up. Monday, July 11, 2011 8:54:36 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure this is an employees only bathroom but I don't give two fucks Sunday, July 10, 2011 2:11:57 AMTwitter for Android
I am jealous of the drunkies eating pizza right now. Why am I so sober? Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
Please stop telling everyone they're good men Charlie Brown. Saturday, July 09, 2011 9:44:36 PMTwitter for Android
There wasn't one ugly slut that got off this train at Fordham. Why didn't I go there? Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:40:06 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'm the worst at sexing back? If you don't suck it ill titty fuck you so hard.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
 Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:20:00 AMTwitter for Android
So many hotties on this train. Know what that means? A fuckin mexican is gonna sit next to me. Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:18:17 AMTwitter for Android
Lmfao.... black woman with a kid wearing a "trust me, I'm a virgin" shirt. ok Mary.. ya fuckin tard Saturday, July 09, 2011 12:33:22 AMTwitter for Android
God damnit the 45th st wendys wasn't this fuckin slow. I miss that shithole Friday, July 08, 2011 11:58:50 PMTwitter for Android
Are you really reading at the bar right now? That's just fuckin weird. Friday, July 08, 2011 11:01:20 PMTwitter for Android
Id fuck the girl who just played man in a box on the jukebox at the bar if she was hot and wasn't like 45... Friday, July 08, 2011 10:47:51 PMTwitter for Android
I'd ruin this bartendress in the gray... omg. Friday, July 08, 2011 9:59:32 PMTwitter for Android
God damn it. This shit needs to stop saying I'm at bars with malori Friday, July 08, 2011 9:40:04 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella what'd I tell you..:-)
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Friday, July 08, 2011 7:51:08 PMTwitter for Android
Ooo. That's an ass and three quarters Friday, July 08, 2011 7:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
@plasma2002 good stuff. I've been there
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
 Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:04:26 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd gonna unfollow me now? :P
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
 Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:12:11 PMTwitter for Android
I would bang out with the smokestack in the next booth so badly, but only if she's 18. (17 if no ones looking) Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:56:16 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew touche. I noticed that when I stopped by.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
 Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:26:29 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic details please!
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
You know.. People just chillin with rats all over Union Square... nbd. http://t.co/NbXvQ1p Tuesday, July 05, 2011 2:24:48 PMTwitter for Android
Hooooooly shit. look who just walked in Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute bombshell at the station just called in late to work bc she wasn't feeling well. I'm not buying it. Prob partied too hard yesterday Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:50:24 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not even joking right now... Who wants to come see the Winnie the Pooh movie with me when it comes out? Monday, July 04, 2011 9:20:42 PMTwitter for Android
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PMTwitter for Android
Lmfao. Merry Christmas. Someone plugged in the lights on the town tree as a joke. Hysterical. Sunday, July 03, 2011 10:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @Novellabella and she's also 7 months preggo. Jesus
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:42:03 PMTwitter for Android
Words with friends has a horseshit dictionary. Just got 24 pts vs @colithika for the word poon. Enjoyyy Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:41:26 PMTwitter for Android
You're welcome. RT @plasma2002 Hey New York, your ladies are prettier than California's (on average) #fb Sunday, July 03, 2011 5:19:33 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella orly? Just two more until you're due. xD
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Sunday, July 03, 2011 4:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5. Sunday, July 03, 2011 3:16:06 PMTwitter for Android
Crick grills like a fuckin moron. Sunday, July 03, 2011 2:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
On line and I have the slowest fucking guy in front of me. Cocksucker. I have things to do. Saturday, July 02, 2011 3:24:16 PMTwitter for Android
That is a sext and a half Saturday, July 02, 2011 12:15:47 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I walk a 43 yr old hammered manager to the train, then go drink more. Winning Friday, July 01, 2011 11:55:59 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Friday, July 01, 2011 7:27:21 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 Google+ is their attempt at a social network/facebook competitor.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
 Friday, July 01, 2011 8:54:57 AMTwitter for Android
Very bangable Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
Three more for my potato sack collection this morning at the train station. Wednesday, June 29, 2011 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
tired, bitches Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:29:02 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella get a fuckin smartphone joker
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Tuesday, June 28, 2011 8:06:35 PMTwitter for Android
Amazing! Mo just ripped on Michael Kay and said he has a big head. Sunday, June 26, 2011 5:39:04 PMTwitter for Android
I love Old Timer's Day. Greatest ballclub ever. Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:55:25 PMTwitter for Android
Bored Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:06:12 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella New foursquare update is good. They made it like the android version.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Saturday, June 25, 2011 9:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
Why is there a huge line of smokes waiting to take a wizzah at the grand central east pissahs? Friday, June 24, 2011 9:52:16 PMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck. I didn't just play marry fuck kill with my coworkers... Featuring other people from work... I'm so fired. Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50:05 PMTwitter for Android
Watching aggressive baseball players at the bar at lunch. So sweet. Friday, June 24, 2011 1:58:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck offff I called thay tweet first Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:22:05 AMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 gimp sucks. I had it on my work machine and made them buy me cs5. Usually I like open source though
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
 Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:24:13 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I gotcha. Sounds funny to people who don't get tech
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
 Monday, June 20, 2011 9:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 No language barrier... A memory dump will help debug a problem by showing what was in memory at the time of a crash.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
 Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic I use rackspace cloud at work for a vps ubuntu machine. It required linux shell knowledge but i love it. Its my own box.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
Haven't tweeted in a while. Hello twitter. I have nothing crazy to report... Sunday, June 19, 2011 10:34:46 PMTwitter for Android
Lets play... danny and I finish a bottle of jack... lololol Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:09:23 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuckin pop him you bitch ass.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
 Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:00:53 AMTwitter for Android
Two questions. Why are we so old and why wasn't I doing this shit when I was their age... Friday, June 17, 2011 11:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 you're a fuckin joke
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
 Friday, June 17, 2011 11:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
Philly water ice? Wtf is that? Sounds sleazy. Friday, June 17, 2011 4:49:10 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fine piece in the elevator Wednesday, June 15, 2011 7:08:39 PMTwitter for Android
There's a sweatshop across the street... Saturday, June 11, 2011 8:17:33 PMTwitter for Android
Mmmm. Mochi. Friday, June 10, 2011 10:10:26 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch... I knew the Russians would break out the vodka at this dinner. Hells no... Friday, June 10, 2011 8:25:27 PMTwitter for Android
According to my uncle, Jesus married a whore. Lulz Sunday, June 05, 2011 8:05:59 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else watchin the game catch that red headed slut behind the plate jerking the rally monkey off? Sunday, June 05, 2011 5:32:01 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... No homo or anything, but Dave Robertson is a good looking man. Sunday, June 05, 2011 3:20:41 PMTwitter for Android
Ah I feel sorry for you son, there's no hope for you... Sunday, June 05, 2011 1:41:15 PMTwitter for Android
Dude.... In all honesty. Who the fuck gets kicked out of Continental.... Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:56:03 AMTwitter for Android
I'm neither sober nor drunk. Friday, June 03, 2011 11:41:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about this new marketing intern... like... a lot. Thursday, June 02, 2011 2:12:50 PMTwitter for Android
If only my super awesome encrypted PDF hacking skills would score some hotties... tsk tsk. Shame really Wednesday, June 01, 2011 2:31:19 PMTwitter for Android
Using my rooted droid for wireless tether. Verizon can suck my d. Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:49:11 AMTwitter for Android
Not that there's anything wrong with that Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
Bostons gay Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Nom. Nom. Nom. Monday, May 30, 2011 11:49:23 PMTwitter for Android
Undefeated in beer pong tonight negros.... Monday, May 30, 2011 10:59:36 PMTwitter for Android
I missed beer pong so badly... and what a way to come back, starting 2-0 with @SonicBlur23 Monday, May 30, 2011 6:48:48 PMTwitter for Android
Watching Family Guy in the backyard with chocolate Godiva milkshakes. Like a boss. Sunday, May 29, 2011 10:33:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella nah. Not into that
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 Saturday, May 28, 2011 3:27:52 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella was she hot?
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 Saturday, May 28, 2011 1:36:13 AMTwitter for Android
Klassy with a k Saturday, May 28, 2011 1:35:43 AMTwitter for Android
I wanna get drunk and talk like a Jamaican. Friday, May 27, 2011 10:54:48 PMTwitter for Android
Metro North needs to keep hiring these young hot conductor chicks. This is legit. Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:07:37 AMTwitter for Android
This fucking dick came in on the wrong track Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:56:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ok who's the dick with Wendy's on this train? Smells nom Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
Wow. Metro North is running the 1950s train today. Christ. Its like 3 models outdated. Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:13:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hot sales girl just asked me if the conference room is off limits or not, like I'm some kind if boss. Why? Wanna fuck in there or something? Monday, May 23, 2011 3:31:12 PMTwitter for Android
New marketing girl? Hot. Monday, May 23, 2011 9:45:05 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams yanks/giants? No biggie. Even if it was, worlds fuckin over so its not like they'll play anyways.
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 Saturday, May 21, 2011 2:23:47 AMTwitter for Android
Bladder is gonna explode. Must be the end of the world #rapture Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
F my L. Thursday, May 19, 2011 11:29:40 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. There's a tornado in my beer. Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:49:30 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella No. Ew
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 Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:38:15 PMTwitter for Android
Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ Monday, May 16, 2011 8:58:16 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking unfair ... Sunday, May 15, 2011 4:38:37 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Pint glass sized mixed drinks for $5 on a Saturday night? Frickin free dude. We're not in New York anymore Toto Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:44:39 PMTwitter for Android
Cougars and preggos in the hizzz Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:22:18 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, looks like I inadvertently crashed not one but two simultaneous bachlorette parties. High five. Very nice! Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android

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