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I can't believe I didn't get sausage and peppers. The fucking Mets and CutiField are dead to me Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:54:12 PMTwitter for Android
@CitiField bring me sausage and peppers assholes Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:49:18 PMTwitter for Android
So mad at CutiField right now. #sausageandpeppersyoufuckincunts Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:45:20 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @CitiField you stupid cunts. How do you stop selling sausage and peppers in the 8th? Now I have to eat this shitty hot dog Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:42:37 PMTwitter for Android
@keegs141 walking there so fast you're skipping words
In reply to @keegs141's tweet
Wednesday, June 15, 2016 7:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, June 15, 2016 6:29:56 PMTwitter for Android
IT guy was being a douchenozzle so I boosted his keyboard. https://t.co/v8jSYueedG Tuesday, June 14, 2016 4:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:16:38 AMTwitter for Android
Drunk and hungry AF for steak Saturday, June 11, 2016 8:13:15 PMTwitter for Android
See?! Jeebus larvs me. He said so himself. And he only loves some. https://t.co/9KLZs0YUIc Saturday, June 11, 2016 8:12:00 PMTwitter for Android
@JesusLovesSome I love you Jesus
In reply to @JesusLovesSome's tweet
Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:50:15 PMTwitter for Android
RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived. Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:28:05 PMTwitter for Android
#Wildwood2016: cougar grannies #lol Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time. Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 11, 2016 6:56:17 PMTwitter for Android
Mal and I are obsessed with these cougar grannies at the pool #jussayin Saturday, June 11, 2016 6:17:26 PMTwitter for Android
I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it Friday, June 10, 2016 8:38:56 PMTwitter for Android
When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, June 10, 2016 8:09:27 PMTwitter for Android
Mal just said it was cool if we had a threesome with Emma Stone so my life is complete Friday, June 10, 2016 7:59:12 PMTwitter for Android
Fist pumpin down the Garden State past Asbury Park blasting some Bruce. #sojerseyrightnow Wednesday, June 08, 2016 8:20:30 PMTwitter for Android
#trees #killers #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat https://t.co/BhTEX9VzgE Saturday, June 04, 2016 10:03:15 PMTwitter for Android
I want a cheesesteak Friday, June 03, 2016 6:57:05 PMTwitter for Android
You mean to tell me I can type anything and it'll show here? #GovBallNYC #youredoinggreat Friday, June 03, 2016 3:42:33 PMTwitter for Android
Some pair of balls to run your meeting 45 minutes over Thursday, June 02, 2016 4:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
Cause' that's what a mothafuckin monsta do Tuesday, May 31, 2016 12:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
Lol Coldplay clocks. #sogoodtho Monday, May 30, 2016 11:53:56 PMTwitter for Android
Status: walking to a bar with a slice of NYC pizza in my hand Monday, May 30, 2016 10:38:54 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days Monday, May 30, 2016 9:11:52 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, May 30, 2016 3:51:23 PMTwitter for Android
My tweets don't even make sense tonight. Jesus Christ. Monday, May 30, 2016 2:39:33 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure my Lyft guy tonight was on coke listening in to techno in a euro clurb. Monday, May 30, 2016 2:38:55 AMTwitter for Android
My phone actually auto-tweeted a bunch of gibberish. Dafek
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 30, 2016 2:08:32 AMTwitter for Android
Dem crackers twerkin https://t.co/KnloCSnobe Monday, May 30, 2016 1:52:52 AMTwitter for Android
May I know that I can get a chance to see the attached file Monday, May 30, 2016 1:20:09 AMTwitter for Android
#lolmets that this Queens bar has Dodgers fans in it than Mets fans Monday, May 30, 2016 12:42:07 AMTwitter for Android
12 Dodgizz fans just walked into a bar in Queens. Wut? Monday, May 30, 2016 12:38:38 AMTwitter for Android
Xanaxxanaxxanaxxanaxxanaxxanaxxanax Friday, May 27, 2016 11:09:14 PMTwitter for Android
My Bella 😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😖😖😖😖😖😖😟😞😟😞😢😭😦😧 Friday, May 27, 2016 10:36:49 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Friyay Friday, May 27, 2016 8:44:27 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Thursday, May 26, 2016 9:30:24 AMTwitter for Android
RT @PeruvianPrncs: Help! What's a filter on Snapchat? How do I engage our clients on it? #oldmillenial #pdxdms Thursday, May 26, 2016 12:32:20 AMTwitter for Android
Ima bang this NY pizza Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:45:57 PMTwitter for Android
This pizza's fleek. Did I say that right? #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:44:36 PMTwitter for Android
Vinny " sir. Can we put the can in reverse please?" Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:01:05 PMTwitter for Android
I hang out with such hot guys, they get hit on by HOTTTT girls sleeping and drooling out the front of a cab Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
This Asian slut is all about Young Mark's chest hair. #jussayin Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:45:22 PMTwitter for Android
I keep stealing Pat's beer Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:44:03 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @YouTube. Way to send me a YouTube red marketing email when I'm already a subscriber via @GooglePlayMusic dunce Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:39:57 PMTwitter for Android
Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
I knew I was gonna be this sloppy. Called it this morning. Rarely party, but I can call it when I sense I'm gonna go nuts Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:21 PMTwitter for Android
I just tried to photo bomb a Snapchat and got crossed out before being sent. Little #butthurt Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:23:26 PMTwitter for Android
All the hoes jockin
Alina and Pat cockblockin' 		Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:01:48 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch call the cops Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:53:29 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
#boss #drake https://t.co/twJlPz0F2w Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:21:48 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Tex hit a home run, didn't he?
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
Just had my 4th mixed drink at the standard... I guess I'll need to take out a loan soon Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:06:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfuckers. Why would you EVER run SQL profiler in production. For fuck's sake. Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:09:19 AMTwitter for Android
Now one of my socks is inside out... I'm a hot mess. Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:37:00 AMTwitter for Android
This is gonna sound absolutely absurd, but I can explain. I think I left my sunglasses in the work fridge yesterday...😎 Wednesday, May 25, 2016 8:41:57 AMTwitter for Android
Yanks are back. Going all the way to the series #positivenancy Tuesday, May 24, 2016 9:25:41 PMTwitter for Android
She literally doesn't understand the concept of copying the image and pasting it into the text field Tuesday, May 24, 2016 8:32:13 PMTwitter for Android
"What's NSFW?" "Not safe for work, ma" "What does not safe for work mean?" 😂 Tuesday, May 24, 2016 8:31:27 PMTwitter for Android
I'm on the phone trying to teach my mom how to send Bitmoji and she's taking 10 minutes to pick one... Tuesday, May 24, 2016 8:27:15 PMTwitter for Android
These Bloomberg/JP Morgan suit randons need to stop conversing this early on this plane Monday, May 23, 2016 7:58:52 AMTwitter for Android
@Delta Changed gates to one with no computer or way to scan tickets. Smart.
In reply to @Delta's tweet
Monday, May 23, 2016 7:16:56 AMTwitter for Android
@Delta F- service in Columbus. 4 gate changes. There's one gate attendant serving 3 gates and one bad part delayed all other flights Monday, May 23, 2016 7:15:24 AMTwitter for Android
On this day in 2010, we were wreaking havoc on CNS wire closets. This is what they get for not locking them up... https://t.co/obqfo1bgXs Sunday, May 22, 2016 10:31:44 PMTwitter for Android
Always nice to see "Encryption state: off" on your local CC point of sale terminal https://t.co/jB288DJnf0 Sunday, May 22, 2016 12:38:44 PMTwitter for Android
I think Ohio University just banned me from their guest wifi. I didn't even do anything. Come on. Saturday, May 21, 2016 2:17:58 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch https://t.co/6PlodUTe2C Friday, May 20, 2016 3:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2016 5:42:20 PMTwitter for Android
I want a Big Mac Sunday, May 15, 2016 9:20:16 PMTwitter for Android
Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS Sunday, May 15, 2016 8:48:09 PMTwitter for Android
Woof Sunday, May 15, 2016 8:46:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a disgusting asshole and I can't even tweet it it was so gross Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:32:42 AMTwitter for Android
My friends just described Not Your Father's Root beer in the most vile, degenerate way and Young Mark's still sleeping Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:31:43 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy's taking selfies with the ladies Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:25:44 AMTwitter for Android
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball Friday, May 13, 2016 9:11:57 PMTwitter for Android
I didn't mean to, but I'm getting hammered for this show Monday, May 09, 2016 8:38:15 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 09, 2016 9:23:49 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes Monday, May 09, 2016 9:18:11 AMTwitter for Android
I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends. Friday, May 06, 2016 8:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sure all 231 people at Yankee Stadium right now are thrilled to be sitting in the rain losing in the 1st inning. Friday, May 06, 2016 7:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
This bathroom smells like sex and vomit Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Meredith Merakovits is pretty rough looking @YESNetwork Wednesday, May 04, 2016 10:38:31 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if my fuckin key worked in the fuckin lock. #raisetherenttho. Get me the fuck out of this cess pool city Wednesday, May 04, 2016 1:25:16 AMTwitter for Android
I genuinely wonder how much better the world would be if everyone would just think for themselves instead of worrying about judgment. Wednesday, May 04, 2016 1:21:01 AMTwitter for Android
Protip in life: If you don't like who the fuck I am, go fuck yourself Wednesday, May 04, 2016 1:18:02 AMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da @Yankees cya in 2017 Tuesday, May 03, 2016 11:15:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a negative asshole that no one likes! Tuesday, May 03, 2016 9:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:20:23 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer their shows were Sunday and Monday lol.
In reply to @BadPointer's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:19:35 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sadserver: the pids aren't alright Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:16:49 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 yes it does
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio I was being force-fed vodka at a Russian place and saw an Eddie Vedder doppelgänger, so my B
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:25:11 PMTwitter for Android