9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller. | Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:27:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips. | Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:04:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor | Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:24:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:53:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me | Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:52:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer | Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whitney Houston is with higher beings | Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:19:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is top shelf swill | Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:07:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lin is pissed, son | Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:06:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It smells like someone farted in the bottle. | Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:52:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself | Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:49:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. | Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not impressed by Bud Light Platinum... best part if it was the blue bottles and marketing campaign. | Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:42:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Have to go home and investigate why our caching plugin is getting injected with malicious JavaScript. Fml | Thursday, February 09, 2012 8:08:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary shit Cleary? Bob Lorenz got a DUI? For reals? In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:12:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| biggie! | Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:45:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nice to see that that I picked the fucking tuberculosis train car. All you motherfuckers: stop coughing ya sickly fucks. | Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:09:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: Do NOT accidentally put 48 volts through an iPod touch via the iPod connector if you want it to ever turn on again. Hhhhh oops | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 9:45:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| how dare they call a dev meeting during the parade | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:20:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Meeting needs to end. I need to go to the parade | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 11:46:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 7:32:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure I violated like 2/3 of this employee handbook... Welp, didn't sign it yet so its all good for now, you guys | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 2:03:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy. | Monday, February 06, 2012 8:06:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @ElBloombito: Que sucko it Nuevo EnglaƱdo! Viva Los GiaƱtos!! | Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:18:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who are the two chicks sitting behind Bob Kraft? They're 18, right? Dibs? | Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:34:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 I don't even care about Madonna and I didn't think it was bad. The twitterverse seems to disagree In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:21:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want a puppy and I'm going to name him Baller! | Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:14:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| GE needs to pronounce turbine properly in their commercials. They're saying it like turban (the things Arabs wear) | Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:10:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love how there are pics of me slow dancing with the VP of Operations | Saturday, February 04, 2012 5:39:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why would I ever say derick is hot. Wtf is wrong with me? I retract that | Saturday, February 04, 2012 11:12:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh. My. God. My twitter. Jesus christ | Saturday, February 04, 2012 10:10:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit | Friday, February 03, 2012 11:04:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean no homo... but I'm so gay for Ryan right now | Friday, February 03, 2012 10:00:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| derick is so hottt | Friday, February 03, 2012 9:29:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This may or may not be a disaster | Friday, February 03, 2012 9:25:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure m boss just admitted he got more pussy than me | Friday, February 03, 2012 7:20:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| omg wagnerrrrrrrr | Friday, February 03, 2012 7:07:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck | Friday, February 03, 2012 7:06:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too | Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin a. I owe kelsey a drink now | Friday, February 03, 2012 5:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think you understand how hot Kelsey is. | Friday, February 03, 2012 5:17:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I called the CEO out in the fuckin rules. He owes me a drank | Friday, February 03, 2012 4:37:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you guys and your drinking game rules. I owe like 4 people drinks | Friday, February 03, 2012 3:07:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah this is gonna be a fuckin shitshow.... | Friday, February 03, 2012 2:57:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Packed and moved out! Barhop starts now! | Friday, February 03, 2012 1:39:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It begins! | Friday, February 03, 2012 11:56:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I MUST go to Big Ang's bar on Staten Island some day | Wednesday, February 01, 2012 11:48:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam that's awesome. In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:54:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam what's the URL to @DadBoner's wife's website? | Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:34:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This giant ugly bitch needs to stop talking about how her shits back up a lot and taking massive dumps. | Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:57:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo stop retweeting Prep/Fairfield Girl Problems. No one gives a fuck and its clogging NY stream with utter bullshit. | Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:55:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Son of a bitch. Why wasn't Big Ang in this week's Mob Wives? | Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:01:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @yelling_bird: TRIED TO FUCK RICK SANTORUM BUT HE HAS NEITHER GENITALS NOR ANUS, IT'S LIKE A GODDAMNED KEN DOLL DOWN THERE | Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:25:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lolol... 60 yr olds mackin it on gct | Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:12:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dibs on like... everyone | Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:52:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew suck it | Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:41:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches. | Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:43:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-) | Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:15:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary we're still waiting for @keithjconnors (I think he deleted his twitter) to show up and not be a Nancy. In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet | Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:37:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dad just texted me: "Your menu for tomorrow: 2lbs. of penne vodka,roast pork, potatoes and stromboli" I love Italian grandparents! | Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:33:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though... In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet | Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin. | Saturday, January 28, 2012 3:49:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL | Friday, January 27, 2012 6:38:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew @Nettiz1 hhhhh. I just explained that to her. Hate you all | Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:49:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew I have Nirvana and AIC on at @thewateringholenyc so I don't need to be in Seattle joker. | Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:35:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the fuck out of my way. I need to get to the bar. | Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:13:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I actually have to go to work today? But... But... I can't work from home again? Booo | Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:50:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Big Ang is 100% hysterical. | Monday, January 23, 2012 10:18:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu see? The government doesn't need SOPA or PIPA to shut these sites down. Might as well shut down dropbox... we are not free. | Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:12:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu aw thanks abusers | Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:30:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My twitter is an absolute joke | Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:55:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| She lives shoving cock down her throat.. I can tell just by the way she described how she eats hard shelled tacos. | Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:16:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd absolutely ruin... whoever is sitting to the left of... I can't. People follow me on this shit | Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:12:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Boot before the bar? No probs. Just eat some snow and rally. Lolz | Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:02:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore @SonicBlur23 on our way to the bar, jokester give us 20 In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:40:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Officer, I took a urination it that. | Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:28:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I had such a good fart like 5 minutes ago. | Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:58:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Windows updates you cocksucker. How dare you reboot without earning in the middle if me ranting about sopa and pipa | Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:39:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| A dump and three quarters | Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:20:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| *shot | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:49:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: unfiltered sake is sweeter but it honestly looks like the bartender shit a load in my shot glass | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:48:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| this dude reminds me of Kagdis | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 9:56:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| http://t.co/VhnBkOQ | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:40:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sitting next to the Hispanic version of Big Ang from Mob Wives on this train. Especially the voice. | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:31:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My dad on Michael Kay "Christ! Look at the size of his head!" | Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:07:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also it would be nice if this fucking train conductor opened the doors and didn't make me stand outside for 3 minutes in 13 degree weather | Monday, January 16, 2012 8:52:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just burped and it tasted like whiskey... Except I didn't have any whiskey. Or did I? | Monday, January 16, 2012 8:50:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dannyrob88 it was auto correct you dick In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:36:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think my hairline is more receded than Morgan Friedman's | Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:07:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My aunt talking about Madonna: "Anyone who will put it in, she gets it in" "Does the guy on Hung really have a big thing?" | Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:45:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was supposed to work from home tomorrow, but my VP is a Packers fan so I'm gonna go in just to break his balls. I'm buying him cheese, too | Sunday, January 15, 2012 8:08:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @maljnew Stage 1 certified trainwreck | Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:32:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... | Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who wants to schnug? | Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have | Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:52:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary nah. They suck homeskillet. Maybe next year In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet | Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "I was trying out lots of prospects" aka... "I was banging lots of girls" | Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:56:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh | Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lezzzzs be honest | Friday, January 13, 2012 11:03:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass | Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick | Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait. Who the fuck paid for the last bar | Friday, January 13, 2012 10:03:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a very cross functional employee in that I drink with every different department | Friday, January 13, 2012 1:38:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| IT'S SNOWING IN THE NYC! | Friday, January 13, 2012 1:29:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmmm. Blueberry pie. I am the fattest | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:42:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah for fucks sake... words with friends letters are: U E I U E I U... the fuck am I supposed to do with that shit | Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:31:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mob wives... thus show is a fuckin gem! | Monday, January 09, 2012 11:52:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG Big Ange on Mob Wives is nastier than Goldsmith | Monday, January 09, 2012 11:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just had a meeting with the guys over at Vidyo. Their solution powers Google video chat and G+ hangouts. So cool! | Monday, January 09, 2012 1:17:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Told my mom to press F11 to exit full screen. She started typing F 1 1 and asked why it didn't work. #fail | Sunday, January 08, 2012 9:43:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-) In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| TIGERS! This is legit | Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:26:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah buddy | Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:22:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You two ladies need to make out immediately. | Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:18:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its like spring outside. I'm out in w beater and boxers. Look like a crazy person to the neighbors probably | Saturday, January 07, 2012 12:55:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My mom is forcing me to watch video of a baby I don't know eating solid food. Look at all the fucks I don't give | Saturday, January 07, 2012 11:13:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Out with the girls drankin the girly dranks | Friday, January 06, 2012 10:22:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Sam did it | Friday, January 06, 2012 7:53:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @michellemm22: my life http://t.co/QyEEO8cX | Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:46:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| heading downtown to the financial district to check out the new area. We're moving soon | Thursday, January 05, 2012 3:16:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It would be nice if this galaxy fuckin bug ridden nexus picked up 3G OR 4G for fuckin once... takes like 20 minutes to connect | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 7:56:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit its cold in NY | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:37:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:13:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 fuckin mess In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:04:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I did NOT jack off in your sister's room! | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:53:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah fuck. Gotta hit the gym | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:10:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The amount of beer you're drinking you can spit out on people and they won't even get fuckin get wet. Pussy | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:58:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If I brought my kid to preschool and saw him as the teacher.... Fuhgheddaboudit" Dan's G talking about Danny. | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:36:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dan's dad: "they don't want you to eat those fuckin crackers. After a while you'll just say fuck it" | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:11:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| John on Danny's complicated drinking game: "I've written [.NET] code that's less complicated" | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:42:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cool look bro... http://t.co/eNYql9o | Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:04:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika 's parents are fuckin Gs. My future wife's parents need to be that cool. Or maybe I'll just marry Dan. We got the bromance going. | Monday, January 02, 2012 11:55:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| *morons. Not microns. It auto corrected to the size of their brains | Monday, January 02, 2012 9:17:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @michellemm22 @__JLu they changed twitters bc they're microns and didn't know how to reset a password so they made a new one. Disaster. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, January 02, 2012 9:16:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @michellemm22 nah. I'm in the boonies in Arizona now. They knew since Christmas and never got it working. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, January 02, 2012 9:14:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @michellemm22 I looked into it for them. It's a hosting issue. I gave them the info to file a ticket. No one does shit at that place | Monday, January 02, 2012 9:13:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @michellemm22 what am I supposed to do about it. @mirrorfairfield staff are all a bunch of fuck ups In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, January 02, 2012 9:10:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| John: "By the way, this is open range so if you hear a gunshot, sink a little in your seat" | Monday, January 02, 2012 8:47:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella stalkers eat meat... In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, January 02, 2012 7:09:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lookout points are for pussies. Fences are for lamers. I live on the edge, bastards http://t.co/3V4dhFD | Monday, January 02, 2012 5:18:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 481 miles to L.A. Let's go! (j/k) | Monday, January 02, 2012 2:50:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously. If the speed limit is 75, don't fucking drive in the left lane if you are going any less than 80 | Monday, January 02, 2012 2:10:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "A shit's more important than doing your hair. Whatddaya want the guy to shit his pants?" | Monday, January 02, 2012 12:01:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Is there a bar at the terminal? Because.... Can I go?" | Monday, January 02, 2012 10:52:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd drink and smoke yourself silly | Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:56:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I day drink a little bit, then go to Sonic, that shits gonna taste boss. | Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:55:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No info for the D.E.A | Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:03:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito I said that? | Sunday, January 01, 2012 5:16:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| He flies so high he swoops so low he knows exactly which way he's gonna go. | Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:36:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Girls only get cameltoe so they don't know" you guys are outside of your minds | Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:23:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think we should all do Airborne and Goose tomorrow for good health on the flight back http://t.co/KpR4uVh | Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:04:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| John: "look how it says sip responsibly. Imagine if it said pound responsibly? That should be the label on like jager" | Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:51:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| First you give me a raise, then you blow me, then I'll fuck your wife. | Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:26:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I highly recommend taking part in 60s activities and listening to Legend of a Mind. | Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:03:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "His mother was a melf" | Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:17:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours | Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Blackberry should just give it up and stop advertising. | Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:37:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't think of a better way to bring in the new year than drinking out of a shot glass that has an ass and titties | Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:30:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader | Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:12:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Inconsistent prick. I suck at bowling so badly | Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:28:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No reintegration without representation! | Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:47:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @GadsdenMarc: The Fight Has Just Begun! http://t.co/4aOMPkRA | Friday, December 30, 2011 10:12:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "That movie with the black people and the saran wrap" | Friday, December 30, 2011 9:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Seven Dwarves http://t.co/OD9s9Ft | Friday, December 30, 2011 5:46:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow... The sloppiest..... | Friday, December 30, 2011 9:56:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Sony do it without looking in his eyes though or else it's seven yrs of bad sex :-) | Friday, December 30, 2011 2:16:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore quiet. Be happy instead, its better. In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:51:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hhhhhhhh | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:29:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "JOE! He said cakey pebbles! Not kinky pebbles!" | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:28:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dan's dad: "Fruity pebbles? I thought he wanted the kinky pebbles" | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:26:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella nah, I'm straight edge In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:09:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella ah so you did bone him :-D In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:50:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Positive Nancy In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:39:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Arizona 2011, heh? THE NOISE! | Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:38:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dan's dad: "Ah you gotta be fuckin kiddin me... You guys are drinking alcohol and eating pudding?" | Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:10:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Candy in a dressing room? That's amateur hour. You should have banged Daniel Radcliffe instead. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:34:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Stop making fun of all my checkins | Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:04:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Alcohol is like free in Arizona. Holy shit. | Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:04:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fireworks? Sold! | Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:08:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu amateur hour. Logmein is for lazies. Use an RDP client and Android. Oh wait, you have a Mac. | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:15:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Get it, Alexey! | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:13:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella http://t.co/5rl9YS3 In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, December 26, 2011 10:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Galaxy Nexus has low speaker volume. Seems like a software bug. I installed volume+ and its better. | Monday, December 26, 2011 8:38:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lolz siri sucks | Monday, December 26, 2011 5:56:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My aunt: "Say 'Merry Christmas. Now go home, bitch.'" | Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:42:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu old droids are legit. I got a hold of one and put gingerbread cyanogen on it and it runs like a boss | Sunday, December 25, 2011 8:54:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking hipsters lol. RT @__JLu hahahahaha http://t.co/HPesOcG | Saturday, December 24, 2011 12:01:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 you getting a lotto ticket you degenerate fuck? | Saturday, December 24, 2011 2:22:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore and I just learned that we both suck at art. Oh well. We're still awesome. | Friday, December 23, 2011 11:24:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Touche: http://t.co/6q8R87A | Friday, December 23, 2011 9:12:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't. I'm loving this so much. | Friday, December 23, 2011 7:45:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Train puppy! http://t.co/hAu8H2I | Friday, December 23, 2011 7:43:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't know what I want more. The stunna on this train or her two puppies. Probably the puppies. | Friday, December 23, 2011 7:42:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The galaxy nexus sucks at sending picture messages... they stay sending forever. I blame verizon | Friday, December 23, 2011 7:40:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just found a spring in my jeans pocket. How the hell did that get there? http://t.co/tVdSntY | Friday, December 23, 2011 11:35:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Train is empty because everyone is off. Should be like this every day. Shows me that we need to get rid of a lot of people | Friday, December 23, 2011 8:49:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What?! Mark Sanchez is banging Kate Upton? My boss will NOT be pleased about this. He's a Jets fan and obsessed with her. Lolz | Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:15:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Barstool: "Offering the chance to buy Mets playoff tickets is like offering me the chance to buy a unicorn. They don't even fucking exist." | Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:02:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm not even joking. 2011 can't compete with it | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:21:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat. Ass. | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why's it so fucking hot outside? | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set" | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:29:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday." | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:48:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:00:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f. | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:41:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure I was on the 6 with Dumbledore | Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:35:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if Verizon's 4G network wasn't on 1x all day long | Monday, December 19, 2011 7:56:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, I'm not dumb. I know its Jong. Phone auto corrected it to Hong. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:45:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Frankalankster: I'd say I have about as much faith in our government as atheists have in God. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:44:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's probably a good idea Kim Hong Il died on his own before this dumbfuck country decided to invade North Korea for no reason. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:27:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, Dexter. How can you end like that! | Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:24:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight? | Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Send out the smoke patrol! Find me that coat check girl. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:02:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Test | Friday, December 16, 2011 7:45:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Republican candidates are all fuck ups. Except for the guy Fox News is ignoring.... #thiscountrysucksballs | Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:43:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fox News completely jacked the Google Talk ding for this debate. | Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:25:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kerbear88 yes. No one took them seriously and they were complete jokes. So fun to read. Not even kidding. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:17:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense | Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 kids these days... I loved reading my FYE kids essays. They were gems. People are so dumb. | Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:09:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @kellyomealia Not sure. I'm going to go with a no... haha. My Twitter is out of control In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet | Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:49:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit | Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Frankalankster WordPress or tumblr In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 8:56:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick. In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:21:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s | Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| About f'in time! http://t.co/xDsieDX | Sunday, November 20, 2011 9:49:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Onethirdof3x5: @tomwcleary new first selectman of fairfield is a former william raveis agent. he celebrated by ripping raveis signag ... | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:26:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:34:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BRADY. Y U PASS TO WRONG TEAM? I'll take it! | Sunday, November 06, 2011 6:05:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies? | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund? | Sunday, October 30, 2011 5:46:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before... | Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Siri, can you get me a Galaxy Nexus? | Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:16:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my God! This chicken... Nom http://t.co/FXNQHJx | Sunday, October 16, 2011 3:08:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| impossible to make potatoes as delicious as my grandma does. Anyone who tries - It's just not the same. Omnom nom. http://t.co/PZrCLgV | Sunday, October 16, 2011 2:57:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew just told me to shush bc "fairies run the txt messaging" uhhhhhmmmmm. Ok | Sunday, October 16, 2011 1:25:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. | Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu Never used watir. I'll have to check it out. | Saturday, October 15, 2011 10:56:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 suck it In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:40:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 yes. In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:58:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 so fuckin drink, pussy. In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:59:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its too hot on this fucking train because I'm on it, duh. Crank the AC fools! | Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:47:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss | Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:03:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu You have a new startup you're not telling me about, abusers? Can I get in on this? | Sunday, October 09, 2011 8:23:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now. | Sunday, October 09, 2011 4:42:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
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