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Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller. Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:27:19 AMTwitter for Android
Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips. Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:04:55 AMTwitter for Android
Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:24:48 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:53:02 AMTwitter for Android
2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:52:02 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PMTwitter for Android
Whitney Houston is with higher beings Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
This is top shelf swill Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:07:19 PMTwitter for Android
Lin is pissed, son Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
It smells like someone farted in the bottle. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:52:21 PMTwitter for Android
John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Not impressed by Bud Light Platinum... best part if it was the blue bottles and marketing campaign. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:42:18 PMTwitter for Android
Have to go home and investigate why our caching plugin is getting injected with malicious JavaScript. Fml Thursday, February 09, 2012 8:08:48 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary shit Cleary? Bob Lorenz got a DUI? For reals?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
biggie! Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:45:53 PMTwitter for Android
Nice to see that that I picked the fucking tuberculosis train car. All you motherfuckers: stop coughing ya sickly fucks. Wednesday, February 08, 2012 8:09:38 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: Do NOT accidentally put 48 volts through an iPod touch via the iPod connector if you want it to ever turn on again. Hhhhh oops Tuesday, February 07, 2012 9:45:03 PMTwitter for Android
how dare they call a dev meeting during the parade Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
Meeting needs to end. I need to go to the parade Tuesday, February 07, 2012 11:46:14 AMTwitter for Android
I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible Tuesday, February 07, 2012 7:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I violated like 2/3 of this employee handbook... Welp, didn't sign it yet so its all good for now, you guys Tuesday, February 07, 2012 2:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy. Monday, February 06, 2012 8:06:27 AMTwitter for Android
RT @ElBloombito: Que sucko it Nuevo EnglaƱdo! Viva Los GiaƱtos!! Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:18:10 PMTwitter for Android
Who are the two chicks sitting behind Bob Kraft? They're 18, right? Dibs? Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:34:52 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I don't even care about Madonna and I didn't think it was bad. The twitterverse seems to disagree
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:21:30 PMTwitter for Android
I want a puppy and I'm going to name him Baller! Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
GE needs to pronounce turbine properly in their commercials. They're saying it like turban (the things Arabs wear) Sunday, February 05, 2012 7:10:33 PMTwitter for Android
I love how there are pics of me slow dancing with the VP of Operations Saturday, February 04, 2012 5:39:28 PMTwitter for Android
Why would I ever say derick is hot. Wtf is wrong with me? I retract that Saturday, February 04, 2012 11:12:37 AMTwitter for Android
Oh. My. God. My twitter. Jesus christ Saturday, February 04, 2012 10:10:13 AMTwitter for Android
my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit Friday, February 03, 2012 11:04:52 PMTwitter for Android
I mean no homo... but I'm so gay for Ryan right now Friday, February 03, 2012 10:00:17 PMTwitter for Android
derick is so hottt Friday, February 03, 2012 9:29:07 PMTwitter for Android
This may or may not be a disaster Friday, February 03, 2012 9:25:35 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure m boss just admitted he got more pussy than me Friday, February 03, 2012 7:20:46 PMTwitter for Android
omg wagnerrrrrrrr Friday, February 03, 2012 7:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Friday, February 03, 2012 7:06:03 PMTwitter for Android
I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a. I owe kelsey a drink now Friday, February 03, 2012 5:30:53 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think you understand how hot Kelsey is. Friday, February 03, 2012 5:17:53 PMTwitter for Android
I called the CEO out in the fuckin rules. He owes me a drank Friday, February 03, 2012 4:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you guys and your drinking game rules. I owe like 4 people drinks Friday, February 03, 2012 3:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
Ah this is gonna be a fuckin shitshow.... Friday, February 03, 2012 2:57:05 PMTwitter for Android
Packed and moved out! Barhop starts now! Friday, February 03, 2012 1:39:24 PMTwitter for Android
It begins! Friday, February 03, 2012 11:56:13 AMTwitter for Android
I MUST go to Big Ang's bar on Staten Island some day Wednesday, February 01, 2012 11:48:51 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam that's awesome.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:54:22 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam what's the URL to @DadBoner's wife's website? Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
This giant ugly bitch needs to stop talking about how her shits back up a lot and taking massive dumps. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:57:57 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop retweeting Prep/Fairfield Girl Problems. No one gives a fuck and its clogging NY stream with utter bullshit. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Why wasn't Big Ang in this week's Mob Wives? Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
RT @yelling_bird: TRIED TO FUCK RICK SANTORUM BUT HE HAS NEITHER GENITALS NOR ANUS, IT'S LIKE A GODDAMNED KEN DOLL DOWN THERE Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:25:46 AMTwitter for Android
Lolol... 60 yr olds mackin it on gct Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:12:13 AMTwitter for Android
Dibs on like... everyone Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:52:05 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:41:35 AMTwitter for Android
Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches. Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:43:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-) Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:15:50 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary we're still waiting for @keithjconnors (I think he deleted his twitter) to show up and not be a Nancy.
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:37:49 PMTwitter for Android
My dad just texted me: "Your menu for tomorrow: 2lbs. of penne vodka,roast pork, potatoes and stromboli" I love Italian grandparents! Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though...
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin. Saturday, January 28, 2012 3:49:50 PMTwitter for Android
Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL Friday, January 27, 2012 6:38:44 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @Nettiz1 hhhhh. I just explained that to her. Hate you all
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:49:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I have Nirvana and AIC on at @thewateringholenyc so I don't need to be in Seattle joker. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:35:15 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of my way. I need to get to the bar. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:13:33 PMTwitter for Android
I actually have to go to work today? But... But... I can't work from home again? Booo Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:50:19 AMTwitter for Android
Big Ang is 100% hysterical. Monday, January 23, 2012 10:18:21 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu see? The government doesn't need SOPA or PIPA to shut these sites down. Might as well shut down dropbox... we are not free.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu aw thanks abusers
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:30:58 AMTwitter for Android
My twitter is an absolute joke Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
She lives shoving cock down her throat.. I can tell just by the way she described how she eats hard shelled tacos. Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:16:04 AMTwitter for Android
I'd absolutely ruin... whoever is sitting to the left of... I can't. People follow me on this shit Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Boot before the bar? No probs. Just eat some snow and rally. Lolz Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:02:14 AMTwitter for Android
@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 on our way to the bar, jokester give us 20
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:40:12 AMTwitter for Android
Officer, I took a urination it that. Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:28:19 AMTwitter for Android
I had such a good fart like 5 minutes ago. Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:58:14 PMTwitter for Android
Windows updates you cocksucker. How dare you reboot without earning in the middle if me ranting about sopa and pipa Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:39:33 AMTwitter for Android
A dump and three quarters Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:20:46 AMTwitter for Android
*shot Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:49:16 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: unfiltered sake is sweeter but it honestly looks like the bartender shit a load in my shot glass Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter for Android
this dude reminds me of Kagdis Wednesday, January 18, 2012 9:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
http://t.co/VhnBkOQ Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:40:46 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sitting next to the Hispanic version of Big Ang from Mob Wives on this train. Especially the voice. Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:31:23 AMTwitter for Android
My dad on Michael Kay "Christ! Look at the size of his head!" Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:07:11 PMTwitter for Android
Also it would be nice if this fucking train conductor opened the doors and didn't make me stand outside for 3 minutes in 13 degree weather Monday, January 16, 2012 8:52:18 AMTwitter for Android
I just burped and it tasted like whiskey... Except I didn't have any whiskey. Or did I? Monday, January 16, 2012 8:50:52 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 it was auto correct you dick
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
I think my hairline is more receded than Morgan Friedman's Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:07:31 PMTwitter for Android
My aunt talking about Madonna: "Anyone who will put it in, she gets it in" "Does the guy on Hung really have a big thing?" Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:45:13 PMTwitter for Android
I was supposed to work from home tomorrow, but my VP is a Packers fan so I'm gonna go in just to break his balls. I'm buying him cheese, too Sunday, January 15, 2012 8:08:54 PMTwitter for Android
@maljnew Stage 1 certified trainwreck Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:32:12 PMTwitter for Android
Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PMTwitter for Android
Who wants to schnug? Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:52:09 AMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary nah. They suck homeskillet. Maybe next year
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57:24 AMTwitter for Android
"I was trying out lots of prospects" aka... "I was banging lots of girls" Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:56:34 AMTwitter for Android
"Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Lezzzzs be honest Friday, January 13, 2012 11:03:41 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wait. Who the fuck paid for the last bar Friday, January 13, 2012 10:03:28 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a very cross functional employee in that I drink with every different department Friday, January 13, 2012 1:38:43 PMTwitter for Android
IT'S SNOWING IN THE NYC! Friday, January 13, 2012 1:29:11 PMTwitter for Android
Mmmmm. Blueberry pie. I am the fattest Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:42:19 PMTwitter for Android
Ah for fucks sake... words with friends letters are: U E I U E I U... the fuck am I supposed to do with that shit Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:31:25 AMTwitter for Android
Mob wives... thus show is a fuckin gem! Monday, January 09, 2012 11:52:27 PMTwitter for Android
OMG Big Ange on Mob Wives is nastier than Goldsmith Monday, January 09, 2012 11:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Just had a meeting with the guys over at Vidyo. Their solution powers Google video chat and G+ hangouts. So cool! Monday, January 09, 2012 1:17:36 PMTwitter for Android
Told my mom to press F11 to exit full screen. She started typing F 1 1 and asked why it didn't work. #fail Sunday, January 08, 2012 9:43:56 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-)
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
TIGERS! This is legit Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:26:11 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah buddy Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:22:18 PMTwitter for Android
You two ladies need to make out immediately. Saturday, January 07, 2012 6:18:25 PMTwitter for Android
Its like spring outside. I'm out in w beater and boxers. Look like a crazy person to the neighbors probably Saturday, January 07, 2012 12:55:28 PMTwitter for Android
My mom is forcing me to watch video of a baby I don't know eating solid food. Look at all the fucks I don't give Saturday, January 07, 2012 11:13:23 AMTwitter for Android
Out with the girls drankin the girly dranks Friday, January 06, 2012 10:22:21 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Sam did it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, January 06, 2012 7:53:26 PMTwitter for Android
RT @michellemm22: my life http://t.co/QyEEO8cX Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:46:48 PMTwitter for Android
heading downtown to the financial district to check out the new area. We're moving soon Thursday, January 05, 2012 3:16:38 PMTwitter for Android
It would be nice if this galaxy fuckin bug ridden nexus picked up 3G OR 4G for fuckin once... takes like 20 minutes to connect Wednesday, January 04, 2012 7:56:35 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit its cold in NY Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:37:56 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:13:36 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 fuckin mess
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:04:09 AMTwitter for Android
I did NOT jack off in your sister's room! Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:53:43 AMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck. Gotta hit the gym Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:10:22 AMTwitter for Android
The amount of beer you're drinking you can spit out on people and they won't even get fuckin get wet. Pussy Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
If I brought my kid to preschool and saw him as the teacher.... Fuhgheddaboudit" Dan's G talking about Danny. Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:36:41 AMTwitter for Android
Dan's dad: "they don't want you to eat those fuckin crackers. After a while you'll just say fuck it" Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:11:13 AMTwitter for Android
John on Danny's complicated drinking game: "I've written [.NET] code that's less complicated" Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:42:34 AMTwitter for Android
Cool look bro... http://t.co/eNYql9o Tuesday, January 03, 2012 12:04:57 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika 's parents are fuckin Gs. My future wife's parents need to be that cool. Or maybe I'll just marry Dan. We got the bromance going. Monday, January 02, 2012 11:55:38 PMTwitter for Android
*morons. Not microns. It auto corrected to the size of their brains Monday, January 02, 2012 9:17:09 PMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 @__JLu they changed twitters bc they're microns and didn't know how to reset a password so they made a new one. Disaster.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:16:12 PMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 nah. I'm in the boonies in Arizona now. They knew since Christmas and never got it working.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:14:46 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @michellemm22 I looked into it for them. It's a hosting issue. I gave them the info to file a ticket. No one does shit at that place
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 what am I supposed to do about it. @mirrorfairfield staff are all a bunch of fuck ups
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:10:11 PMTwitter for Android
John: "By the way, this is open range so if you hear a gunshot, sink a little in your seat" Monday, January 02, 2012 8:47:43 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella stalkers eat meat...
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 7:09:35 PMTwitter for Android
Lookout points are for pussies. Fences are for lamers. I live on the edge, bastards http://t.co/3V4dhFD Monday, January 02, 2012 5:18:20 PMTwitter for Android
481 miles to L.A. Let's go! (j/k) Monday, January 02, 2012 2:50:26 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously. If the speed limit is 75, don't fucking drive in the left lane if you are going any less than 80 Monday, January 02, 2012 2:10:39 PMTwitter for Android
"A shit's more important than doing your hair. Whatddaya want the guy to shit his pants?" Monday, January 02, 2012 12:01:16 PMTwitter for Android
"Is there a bar at the terminal? Because.... Can I go?" Monday, January 02, 2012 10:52:19 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd drink and smoke yourself silly
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:56:13 PMTwitter for Android
If I day drink a little bit, then go to Sonic, that shits gonna taste boss. Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:55:41 PMTwitter for Android
No info for the D.E.A Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:03:14 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito I said that?
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, January 01, 2012 5:16:49 AMTwitter for Android
He flies so high he swoops so low he knows exactly which way he's gonna go. Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:36:45 AMTwitter for Android
"Girls only get cameltoe so they don't know" you guys are outside of your minds Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:23:46 AMTwitter for Android
I think we should all do Airborne and Goose tomorrow for good health on the flight back http://t.co/KpR4uVh Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:04:15 AMTwitter for Android
John: "look how it says sip responsibly. Imagine if it said pound responsibly? That should be the label on like jager" Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:51:42 AMTwitter for Android
First you give me a raise, then you blow me, then I'll fuck your wife. Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:26:55 AMTwitter for Android
I highly recommend taking part in 60s activities and listening to Legend of a Mind. Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:03:46 AMTwitter for Android
"His mother was a melf" Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:17:03 AMTwitter for Android
Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AMTwitter for Android
Blackberry should just give it up and stop advertising. Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:37:08 PMTwitter for Android
I can't think of a better way to bring in the new year than drinking out of a shot glass that has an ass and titties Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:30:21 PMTwitter for Android
Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:12:16 PMTwitter for Android
Inconsistent prick. I suck at bowling so badly Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:28:27 PMTwitter for Android
No reintegration without representation! Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:47:11 AMTwitter for Android
RT @GadsdenMarc: The Fight Has Just Begun! http://t.co/4aOMPkRA Friday, December 30, 2011 10:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
"That movie with the black people and the saran wrap" Friday, December 30, 2011 9:15:13 PMTwitter for Android
My Seven Dwarves http://t.co/OD9s9Ft Friday, December 30, 2011 5:46:50 PMTwitter for Android
Wow... The sloppiest..... Friday, December 30, 2011 9:56:04 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Sony do it without looking in his eyes though or else it's seven yrs of bad sex :-) Friday, December 30, 2011 2:16:08 AMTwitter for Android
@mich_amore quiet. Be happy instead, its better.
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Friday, December 30, 2011 12:51:27 AMTwitter for Android
Hhhhhhhh Friday, December 30, 2011 12:29:26 AMTwitter for Android
"JOE! He said cakey pebbles! Not kinky pebbles!" Friday, December 30, 2011 12:28:18 AMTwitter for Android
Dan's dad: "Fruity pebbles? I thought he wanted the kinky pebbles" Friday, December 30, 2011 12:26:33 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella nah, I'm straight edge
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, December 30, 2011 12:09:27 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella ah so you did bone him :-D
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:50:45 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Positive Nancy
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:39:06 PMTwitter for Android
Arizona 2011, heh? THE NOISE! Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:38:13 PMTwitter for Android
Dan's dad: "Ah you gotta be fuckin kiddin me... You guys are drinking alcohol and eating pudding?" Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:10:49 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Candy in a dressing room? That's amateur hour. You should have banged Daniel Radcliffe instead.
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:34:15 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Stop making fun of all my checkins
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:04:03 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol is like free in Arizona. Holy shit. Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:04:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fireworks? Sold! Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:08:39 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu amateur hour. Logmein is for lazies. Use an RDP client and Android. Oh wait, you have a Mac.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:15:34 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Get it, Alexey!
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella http://t.co/5rl9YS3
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Monday, December 26, 2011 10:18:54 PMTwitter for Android
Galaxy Nexus has low speaker volume. Seems like a software bug. I installed volume+ and its better. Monday, December 26, 2011 8:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
Lolz siri sucks Monday, December 26, 2011 5:56:01 PMTwitter for Android
My aunt: "Say 'Merry Christmas. Now go home, bitch.'" Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:42:47 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu old droids are legit. I got a hold of one and put gingerbread cyanogen on it and it runs like a boss
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, December 25, 2011 8:54:56 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking hipsters lol. RT @__JLu hahahahaha http://t.co/HPesOcG Saturday, December 24, 2011 12:01:42 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 you getting a lotto ticket you degenerate fuck? Saturday, December 24, 2011 2:22:42 AMTwitter for Android
@mich_amore and I just learned that we both suck at art. Oh well. We're still awesome. Friday, December 23, 2011 11:24:13 PMTwitter for Android
Touche: http://t.co/6q8R87A Friday, December 23, 2011 9:12:38 PMTwitter for Android
I can't. I'm loving this so much. Friday, December 23, 2011 7:45:13 PMTwitter for Android
Train puppy! http://t.co/hAu8H2I Friday, December 23, 2011 7:43:40 PMTwitter for Android
I don't know what I want more. The stunna on this train or her two puppies. Probably the puppies. Friday, December 23, 2011 7:42:45 PMTwitter for Android
The galaxy nexus sucks at sending picture messages... they stay sending forever. I blame verizon Friday, December 23, 2011 7:40:47 PMTwitter for Android
I just found a spring in my jeans pocket. How the hell did that get there? http://t.co/tVdSntY Friday, December 23, 2011 11:35:03 AMTwitter for Android
Train is empty because everyone is off. Should be like this every day. Shows me that we need to get rid of a lot of people Friday, December 23, 2011 8:49:47 AMTwitter for Android
What?! Mark Sanchez is banging Kate Upton? My boss will NOT be pleased about this. He's a Jets fan and obsessed with her. Lolz Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:15:32 AMTwitter for Android
Barstool: "Offering the chance to buy Mets playoff tickets is like offering me the chance to buy a unicorn. They don't even fucking exist." Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:02:51 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not even joking. 2011 can't compete with it Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:21:06 PMTwitter for Android
Dat. Ass. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PMTwitter for Android
Why's it so fucking hot outside? Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PMTwitter for Android
Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set" Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:29:26 PMTwitter for Android
Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday." Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:48:43 PMTwitter for Android
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:00:04 PMTwitter for Android
The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:41:45 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I was on the 6 with Dumbledore Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if Verizon's 4G network wasn't on 1x all day long Monday, December 19, 2011 7:56:52 PMTwitter for Android
Also, I'm not dumb. I know its Jong. Phone auto corrected it to Hong. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:45:22 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Frankalankster: I'd say I have about as much faith in our government as atheists have in God. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:44:22 PMTwitter for Android
It's probably a good idea Kim Hong Il died on his own before this dumbfuck country decided to invade North Korea for no reason. Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:27:13 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Dexter. How can you end like that! Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:24:43 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight?
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PMTwitter for Android
Send out the smoke patrol! Find me that coat check girl. Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:02:18 PMTwitter for Android
just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AMTwitter for Android
Test Friday, December 16, 2011 7:45:29 PMTwitter for Android
These Republican candidates are all fuck ups. Except for the guy Fox News is ignoring.... #thiscountrysucksballs Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
Fox News completely jacked the Google Talk ding for this debate. Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:25:08 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 yes. No one took them seriously and they were complete jokes. So fun to read. Not even kidding.
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Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:17:22 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 kids these days... I loved reading my FYE kids essays. They were gems. People are so dumb.
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Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:09:38 PMTwitter for Android
@kellyomealia Not sure. I'm going to go with a no... haha. My Twitter is out of control
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:49:39 AMTwitter for Android
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Frankalankster WordPress or tumblr
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Tuesday, December 06, 2011 8:56:18 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick.
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PMTwitter for Android
About f'in time! http://t.co/xDsieDX Sunday, November 20, 2011 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Onethirdof3x5: @tomwcleary new first selectman of fairfield is a former william raveis agent. he celebrated by ripping raveis signag ... Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:26:57 AMTwitter for Android
first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:34:31 PMTwitter for Android
BRADY. Y U PASS TO WRONG TEAM? I'll take it! Sunday, November 06, 2011 6:05:34 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free.
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Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AMTwitter for Android
Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies? Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PMTwitter for Android
Losing internets until work tomorrow. Anyone want to donate a generator to the "I need my fucking internet back" fund? Sunday, October 30, 2011 5:46:37 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think I've ever seen it snow in October before... Saturday, October 29, 2011 11:57:11 AMTwitter for Android
Siri, can you get me a Galaxy Nexus? Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Oh my God! This chicken... Nom http://t.co/FXNQHJx Sunday, October 16, 2011 3:08:29 PMTwitter for Android
impossible to make potatoes as delicious as my grandma does. Anyone who tries - It's just not the same. Omnom nom. http://t.co/PZrCLgV Sunday, October 16, 2011 2:57:10 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just told me to shush bc "fairies run the txt messaging" uhhhhhmmmmm. Ok Sunday, October 16, 2011 1:25:15 AMTwitter for Android
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Never used watir. I'll have to check it out.
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Saturday, October 15, 2011 10:56:24 AMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 suck it
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:40:20 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 yes.
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 7:58:03 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 so fuckin drink, pussy.
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:59:00 PMTwitter for Android
Its too hot on this fucking train because I'm on it, duh. Crank the AC fools! Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:47:13 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu You have a new startup you're not telling me about, abusers? Can I get in on this?
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Sunday, October 09, 2011 8:23:42 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Tweet coherently. I'm judging so hard right now. Sunday, October 09, 2011 4:42:06 PMTwitter for Android

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