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@RockNationRadio ah shit I thought they had two nights at the garden
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:23:33 PMTwitter for Android
I'd do pretty gay things for 2 Pearl Jam tickets at the garden later. #jussayin Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:05:49 PMTwitter for Android
This Russian restaurant/ bath house combo smells like weed Tuesday, May 03, 2016 2:59:56 PMTwitter for Android
The Russians took us out for lunch...

....annnd I'm hammered 		Tuesday, May 03, 2016 2:30:14 PMTwitter for Android
Performers should be forcibly ejected if they stay in the same car for more than one stop #TheFuckingSubway Monday, May 02, 2016 6:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
Feels like a dreary October day Sunday, May 01, 2016 2:24:25 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Mets Pepsi's better but it's all about who pays more
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, May 01, 2016 1:32:47 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie is driving like an absolute savage Saturday, April 30, 2016 11:25:44 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Saturday, April 30, 2016 8:22:17 PMTwitter for Android
BX --> BK Saturday, April 30, 2016 8:18:29 PMTwitter for Android
Suits suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 30, 2016 6:12:49 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu fuck all those suits
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, April 30, 2016 6:08:58 PMTwitter for Android
This fat fuck had a sausage and peppers (not hot dogs, @__JLu ) AND a cheese steak at Yankee Stadium today. #nom Saturday, April 30, 2016 5:52:15 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: The South Bronx is pretty rough Saturday, April 30, 2016 3:21:56 PMTwitter for Android
This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:13:57 PMTwitter for Android
We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:07:40 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how this train has been parked in a tunnel for 5 minutes. It's 11PM. What train traffic? #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
I may or may not have burned my face on a taquito Thursday, April 28, 2016 3:18:14 AMTwitter for Android
Damn auto inserting tracking hashtags from my app I forgot to delete.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:33:33 AMTwitter for Android
Donald Trump: Make America... Not be like Venezuela (hopefully) https://t.co/6Dj1rzdS1d #entertainment #feedly Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:31:50 AMTwitter for Android
Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:06:28 AMTwitter for Android
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
All of the presidential candidates are brain damaged; one worse than the other. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:06:04 AMTwitter for Android
Greg Kelly basically just suggested everyone should fuck in the back seat of driverless cars while they're driving you. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:41:49 AMTwitter for Android
Someone's gotta move this bumblefuck train a little faster. Guys going like 10mph the whole way #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 25, 2016 9:07:04 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn Monday, April 25, 2016 9:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help all good. A reboot of the modem solved it
In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet
Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:23:58 AMTwitter for Android
Love how @TWC_NYNJ shits the bed and the whole internet breaks when one device backs up to iCloud at max upload bandwidth (a blazing 5mbps) Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:04:58 AMTwitter for Android
These crackers just SQL injection shut down my SQL server #assholes #parameterize Wednesday, April 20, 2016 2:53:41 PMTwitter for Android
It's 7am and the keg just tempted me.... Monday, April 18, 2016 7:01:44 AMTwitter for Android
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 18, 2016 6:16:39 AMTwitter for Android
Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch Monday, April 18, 2016 5:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:45:52 PMTwitter for Android
Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:32:55 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... I don't know anything about it... Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:41:20 PMTwitter for Android
And the feds busted the stream. Lolz Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:40:18 PMTwitter for Android
I don't watch illegal streams, but if I had to guess what's on at commercial breaks: acid trip frogs to Da Rude Sandstorm. #truestorybro Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:38:12 PMTwitter for Android
Illegal streams: "********If you work for NHL, Do not read under the line**********" #SeemsLegit https://t.co/SEOESZUoj3 Thursday, April 14, 2016 9:23:35 PMTwitter for Android
Problem, Officer? https://t.co/g2cNij2gZW Thursday, April 14, 2016 8:05:37 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam LGA and JFK are the most third world assed airports I've ever been to
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:35:08 PMTwitter for Android
CC: @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/ru4T66Iz4Y Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:15:10 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look! Time Warner did something right for once. https://t.co/bENGZ8bQ5E Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
Emilio's Big Guys coming in real hot this week in Wazabi, ya fuckin cunts #worldseriesbound Monday, April 11, 2016 12:34:44 AMTwitter for Android
You can keep Grand Central. Get me outta here. There are too many motherfuckers crowding up the place Sunday, April 10, 2016 1:43:22 PMTwitter for Android
If your emails have "Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone" in their footer, you should just quit the internet Sunday, April 10, 2016 9:30:41 AMTwitter for Android
Dope: All the White people at Coachella really just want Lily. Sunday, April 10, 2016 1:42:29 AMTwitter for Android
"I've never smashed a girl with bad phalanges" -Edgar Friday, April 08, 2016 8:42:56 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Bruceeeeeeee!
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2016 7:20:24 PMTwitter for Android
According to one of our employees: "The goal is the hole" Thursday, April 07, 2016 9:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Dellin Tuesday, April 05, 2016 3:43:08 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/gZK2Vkri3Z Monday, April 04, 2016 12:14:46 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just thought a movie from 1997 was 10 years old... We are officially old AF Saturday, April 02, 2016 2:36:18 PMTwitter for Android
Especially Ja Rule and Ashanti Friday, April 01, 2016 1:30:51 AMTwitter for Android
Got that Ja Rule on. Life's good. Friday, April 01, 2016 1:29:23 AMTwitter for Android
I see the war on drugs is going swimmingly! #Murica https://t.co/e4ZGo68Ixs Thursday, March 31, 2016 7:16:16 AMTwitter for Android
Literally taking the Browns to the Superbowl with this food poisoning I caught from the Cleveland airport. Tuesday, March 29, 2016 12:37:42 PMTwitter for Android
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PMTwitter for Android
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
New York City, home of the third world airports. Why would the baggage claim screens show us anything useful https://t.co/AEP6LtBhJb Monday, March 28, 2016 10:03:47 PMTwitter for Android
Designers of high quality passenger safety briefing cards
and safety information placards. https://t.co/Dq4CVpun9x 		Monday, March 28, 2016 8:09:25 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid Twitter. Why can't I quote a tweet with an article and put a YouTube link in? I was trying to make fun of the Mets Monday, March 28, 2016 5:31:54 PMTwitter for Android
Need Dexter Morgan to find the evidence and eliminate this guy (if there's evidence) https://t.co/2TeOPveI5Q Monday, March 28, 2016 2:37:21 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Easter 🐇🐣 https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AMTwitter for Android
Always end up going first in Cards Against Humanity because I poop a lot. Saturday, March 26, 2016 10:56:32 PMTwitter for Android
Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning Saturday, March 26, 2016 3:31:13 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely hate it when bots like my tweets 1.5 seconds after I tweet them Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:02:40 PMTwitter for Android
Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
Flight attendant has the face of a good voice actress. @MalJNew is very observant Thursday, March 24, 2016 1:14:35 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter is 10 years old. My second tweet ever back in July 08 is about sausage and peppers. Go figure Monday, March 21, 2016 10:14:08 PMTwitter for Android
This gif describes my VP comparing my dudes hair to college basketball players https://t.co/Lj1z2vKCmW Monday, March 21, 2016 8:07:22 PMTwitter for Android
This client dinner's amazing. I got my degenerate boss buying Patron shots and we're all making fun of the VP on the other side of the table Monday, March 21, 2016 7:53:25 PMTwitter for Android
❄❄Snow is in the air. I can smell it. ❄❄ Saturday, March 19, 2016 3:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
Pay all this money for my fuckin key to break in the god damn lock. Get me the fuck out of here
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2016 9:50:07 PMTwitter for Android
I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970 Friday, March 18, 2016 9:49:14 PMTwitter for Android
Sausage and peppers, cunts https://t.co/ZYD1Rouwsc Friday, March 18, 2016 8:40:40 PMTwitter for Android
Protip/TMI: Don't eat red chili pepper flakes the day after a juice cleanse. With no solid food, it'll burn all the way through... Thursday, March 17, 2016 8:01:07 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam of awl da dramatic things!
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Thursday, March 17, 2016 4:49:22 PMTwitter for Android
Their new stuff is really good, but the style is so different. I feel like rock music is getting fake and more electronic lately
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 17, 2016 4:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
Legit question on corporate IT goals: "Will our upgraded WiFi solution reach the men's bathroom?" Thursday, March 17, 2016 12:52:27 PMTwitter for Android
Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time. Saturday, March 12, 2016 3:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
Hot as balls on this R #thefuckingsubway Thursday, March 10, 2016 9:04:41 AMTwitter for Android
If you're having build problems I feel bad for you son...

Fuck you for making me leave the bar 		Wednesday, March 09, 2016 9:32:20 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's goin to the strip club tonight Wednesday, March 09, 2016 9:22:38 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 couldn't stop myself from doing it
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 8:54:02 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Yanks are winning #28 this year.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 09, 2016 8:29:33 PMTwitter for Android
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry? Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AMTwitter for Android
Dafuq is this teenager doing at this bar fin? Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:14:07 AMTwitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AMTwitter for Android
There would be a touristy group of Asians fingering the Wall St Bull's asshole. #typical Monday, March 07, 2016 12:01:58 PMTwitter for Android
It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
Need a bio suit in here. I'm afraid to come into contact with anything. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:31:55 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew Saturday, March 05, 2016 6:26:50 PMTwitter for Android
Can't believe they knocked old majestic Penn Station down to build this shithole Friday, March 04, 2016 10:44:53 PMTwitter for Android
At @YandTRocks with @RockNationRadio. Ain't no one playing guitar like these crackers anymore. So badass And I'm not even an 80s metal head Friday, March 04, 2016 9:01:34 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Leap Day. More importantly, Happy Birthday Ja Rule. Monday, February 29, 2016 8:42:03 AMTwitter for Android
What's a better Karaoke/Rap name for Freddy? Friday, February 26, 2016 11:32:06 PMTwitter for Android