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@RMerlinDev Awesome. I'm assuming they're targeting their latest models. Any love for the RT68?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Friday, February 26, 2016 5:56:57 PMTwitter for Android
I wouldn't attempt to operate heavy machinery right now Friday, February 26, 2016 8:27:59 AMTwitter for Android
Probably still drunk Friday, February 26, 2016 8:20:19 AMTwitter for Android
Vinny's a savage Friday, February 26, 2016 1:21:56 AMTwitter for Android
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AMTwitter for Android
Crackers are doing the Killers at karaoke and I'm SO excited for Gov Ball Thursday, February 25, 2016 9:42:25 PMTwitter for Android
Rootin for Freddy to fingerblast the Russian Thursday, February 25, 2016 9:28:00 PMTwitter for Android
Actual Freddy quote from the bar: "Man, I can't wait to fingerblast someone tonight" Thursday, February 25, 2016 2:55:28 PMTwitter for Android
Someone's gotta clean their shitty asshole on this R train. Wednesday, February 24, 2016 6:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
Goddammit. Drinking doesn't work anymore. Tuesday, February 23, 2016 11:59:23 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry. Went to White Castle in Manhattan and it wasn't that great. It only tasted great in the hood. Gotta go to Yonkers or the Bronx duh. Tuesday, February 23, 2016 9:52:58 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why is the uptown R traveling at reduced speed but the site says good service? At 42nd st Monday, February 22, 2016 6:28:05 PMTwitter for Android
Something's not right. It's the same temperature in February in New York and Bermuda... Saturday, February 20, 2016 4:50:24 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building Friday, February 19, 2016 3:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
TRUTH: https://t.co/1oPcd4JR55 Wednesday, February 17, 2016 11:06:29 PMTwitter for Android
2nd, Bobby Cannavale is an absolute G and the perfect person to play a cray Sunday, February 14, 2016 8:53:40 PMTwitter for Android
So pumped for Vinyl you guys. I don't even think you understand how awesome a Scorsese/Mick Jagger produced 70s music scene show will be. Sunday, February 14, 2016 8:51:56 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Friday, February 12, 2016 9:39:26 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway three M trains in a row. Are you serious?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2016 9:37:54 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway morning R service is infuriating and its way overcrowded. Someone needs to figure it out Friday, February 12, 2016 9:32:42 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why no Manh bound R trains at 46th st in Queens? 2 Ms in a row and like 5 trains queensbound passed. Friday, February 12, 2016 9:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Ureña's fucking the support girl tonight Thursday, February 04, 2016 7:07:31 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, I drank a lot.... But that doesn't count
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 04, 2016 5:51:30 PMTwitter for Android
Win 10 lock screen backgrounds change all the time. Got this one and was like wtf am I on drugs or something? https://t.co/5ZlbUtuZ0f Thursday, February 04, 2016 5:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
You know you're in NY when your cabbie gets out and starts kicking the shit outta the car in front of you
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 03, 2016 12:27:50 AMTwitter for Android
Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway Monday, February 01, 2016 9:22:32 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu true but fuck them and their fees. Had no clue 2 MSG shows would sell out in 10 mins....
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Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
You think they'd hold a handful aside for locals to buy Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:28 AMTwitter for Android
Get to sleep in tomorrow instead of going to the garden to buy Pearl Jam tickets because Ticketmaster would rather sell them to robots Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:35:44 AMTwitter for Android
Rrrrrlocallllll36thizzznext https://t.co/Z2qRAde6EP Thursday, January 28, 2016 9:11:52 PMTwitter for Android
R train conductor is shitfaced. Dat slurred speech doe. https://t.co/YXILzDegra Thursday, January 28, 2016 9:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens. Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway and the one after 8:39?
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Wednesday, January 27, 2016 9:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why hasn't there been a Manhattan bound R train at 46th st in over 30 minutes? Site says good service Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:50:16 AMTwitter for Android
CUNCEL. I can't get fuckin anywhere in this city https://t.co/ILqoPmUie4 Tuesday, January 26, 2016 9:17:11 AMTwitter for Android
1.5 hours and still not home yet. Missing the X-Files because NYC's 110 year old piece of shit transit system can't handle a little snow. Monday, January 25, 2016 8:02:22 PMTwitter for Android
Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead! Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
Thunder snow! ⚡❄⛄⚡"Astronaut in Space Spots Rare Thundersnow in Blizzard Over Eastern US (Photo)" https://t.co/KuZoZ2EJN7 #space #feedly Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:36:11 PMTwitter for Android
It's fuckin raining in Manhattan. Pussies Friday, January 22, 2016 10:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
Bring on the snow bitch #GlobalWarming Friday, January 22, 2016 9:12:33 PMTwitter for Android
I just don't understand how people here can just leave deuces unflushed in the work shitters Friday, January 22, 2016 10:35:12 AMTwitter for Android
I hate lower Manhattan, I hate the entire MTA, I hate the economy, I hate New York City, I hate work, and I hate being a hater all the time Wednesday, January 20, 2016 6:43:58 PMTwitter for Android
I hate everything right now Wednesday, January 20, 2016 6:35:55 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu and dint even have texting my freshman year
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, January 18, 2016 9:00:21 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I was rocking that 2009 Moto Droid with the physical keyboard like no one else's business.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, January 18, 2016 8:59:56 PMTwitter for Android
Why does this jaggoff think it's necessary to play his phone games on full volume? #thefuckingsubway Monday, January 18, 2016 9:26:34 AMTwitter for Android
How is there "train traffic ahead" when the R didn't show up for 15 minutes? Thursday, January 14, 2016 12:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @twitter... Y U show me the same ad back to back in my feed? https://t.co/g79fnxHZ7F Thursday, January 14, 2016 9:27:33 AMTwitter for Android
I hate people whose hands slide down the pole and then they touch your hand. Get lost Tuesday, January 12, 2016 9:36:44 AMTwitter for Android
Please kill yourself for taking a bike on the subway during rush hour and also leaning on the pole. Tuesday, January 12, 2016 9:17:52 AMTwitter for Android
That's as cocky as it gets....
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2016 11:22:23 PMTwitter for Android
Theeeeeeeeeee. @portfolioso wins! https://t.co/ZWvRvOPKCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2016 11:21:55 PMTwitter for Android
I gotta beat this fuckin guy in Quoridor. Straight up Yanks/Sox shit here. Monday, January 11, 2016 10:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Jupiter and Saturn are bright this fine morn. Monday, January 11, 2016 6:53:22 AMTwitter for Android
Place is effed... https://t.co/jlpb7dY2RF Sunday, January 10, 2016 4:03:12 PMTwitter for Android
Mood: pumped for these guys at Gov Ball. https://t.co/JNL2Eu3F0P Sunday, January 10, 2016 12:10:31 AMTwitter for Android
What's the deal with this pirate Skeletor R train conductor announcer? https://t.co/ybeqUOQeoM Saturday, January 09, 2016 11:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway Friday, January 08, 2016 5:50:27 PMTwitter for Android
Dafuq is the point of an express 4/5 train when it bumbles along at 2mph and the local 6 on the other track is faster even stopping locally Thursday, January 07, 2016 5:55:01 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking MTA Wednesday, January 06, 2016 8:42:36 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA. The minute it's lower than 31.9°, all the fuckin rails break. Tuesday, January 05, 2016 6:22:22 PMTwitter for Android
It's currently colder in NYC than the northern tip of Alaska (which is usually -20 or less). #globalwarming Tuesday, January 05, 2016 8:25:32 AMTwitter for Android
Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit. Tuesday, January 05, 2016 7:15:51 AMTwitter for Android
LaGuardia Airport really needs to reevaluate the way they handle the taxi dispatch stand. Sunday, January 03, 2016 9:36:51 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is absolutely one of the most absurd airlines ever Sunday, January 03, 2016 5:44:15 PMTwitter for Android
I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
She made me laugh 		Friday, January 01, 2016 2:08:48 PMTwitter for Android
I think @MalJNew literally broke her ass. I know it's an expression I use a lot, but she may actually have a fractured coccyx. Friday, January 01, 2016 11:38:28 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck happened last night? Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AMTwitter for Android
Haven't been sober in 2016 yet. Woke up. Threw up a meatball or two and then had a mimosa. Friday, January 01, 2016 11:17:44 AMTwitter for Android
Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick Friday, January 01, 2016 5:06:40 AMTwitter for Android
My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:52:58 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Already broke the seal Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:52:01 PMTwitter for Android
An absolute G https://t.co/L3uhCE3Kc0 Monday, December 28, 2015 11:05:16 PMTwitter for Android
Not a Motörhead song, but had to post this in honor of Lemmy: https://t.co/4Img5l9Cxg Monday, December 28, 2015 8:37:12 PMTwitter for Android
Judge Judy is a fuckin G Monday, December 28, 2015 4:25:24 PMTwitter for Android
This dude on The People's Court keeps pronouncing the jugular, "jiggala" Monday, December 28, 2015 3:48:03 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck uTorrent and their spyware ways... Use qBittorrent. "uTorrent Has Banned ‘Sexy’ NSFW Ads This Year, And More" https://t.co/gkywT7ehPg Sunday, December 27, 2015 3:53:39 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's gone soft! The UK is going to ruin encryption to protect against cyberbullies? This is idiotic logic https://t.co/yqXqQYbozS Sunday, December 27, 2015 9:33:16 AMTwitter for Android
Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PMTwitter for Android
Me right now... #globalwarmingsucks https://t.co/XXRmAxlbMh Friday, December 25, 2015 11:01:42 PMTwitter for Android
It's legit Christmas and the fact that I needed to go outside for air and am comfortable in a short sleeve shirt is global warming bullshit. Friday, December 25, 2015 9:50:08 PMTwitter for Android
Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone Friday, December 25, 2015 5:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
Dear @Foursquare, I don’t want something. I want somewhere. https://t.co/FPcZRfzwOK Friday, December 25, 2015 12:10:54 AMTwitter for Android
@Billyjune88 Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Thursday, December 24, 2015 10:58:44 PMTwitter for Android
It's December 23rd and we need air conditioning. Cunts. Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
Also, thank Jeebus for the air conditioning they have blasting on this Metro North train. Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:26:29 PMTwitter for Android
Peace the fuck out NYC. I don't have deal with your filth, bums and crowds until next week. Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:25:57 PMTwitter for Android
It's a legit jungle on the 5 train. 100% humidity and like 85. 1) put the A/C on. 2) this warm winter bullshit needs to end Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:15:22 PMTwitter for Android
This priest on Good Day NY is a gangster Wednesday, December 23, 2015 9:05:33 AMTwitter for Android
What in the actual hell is mencil soup? Tuesday, December 22, 2015 2:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
@Fantasy_Mania pusheen deez nuts
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Tuesday, December 22, 2015 1:23:05 AMTwitter for Android
Barney: "This one time I fucked a girl... I busted her bed frame."
Me: "..."
Barney: "And she paid for it..." 		Monday, December 21, 2015 1:49:00 AMTwitter for Android
We just did harmony to Mumford and Sons now Monday, December 21, 2015 1:23:17 AMTwitter for Android
I just had a really great fart Monday, December 21, 2015 12:52:00 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @Fantasy_Mania, how's @Lessard_Eric's team I picked for him doing? I don't understand the sports matches. Monday, December 21, 2015 12:44:54 AMTwitter for Android
So now I'm going in none of those days. #eatadickdotinfo Monday, December 21, 2015 12:40:51 AMTwitter for Android
Got comp days new yrs week. Asked if I could switch one for tomorrow & would go in a day next week when I shouldn't have... they said nah Monday, December 21, 2015 12:40:25 AMTwitter for Android