9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Oops... Just emailed the hot sales girl regarding a DBF database format. I called it DTF... #freudianslip | Friday, January 21, 2011 2:52:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off. | Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My coworker is blasting music @VtotheFlo style (Mirror office days). Rather obnoxious. | Wednesday, January 19, 2011 7:01:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep | Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in. | Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:01:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in | Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express | Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| CubanRaul came to my desk and just handed me a Benjamin. Ill take it on a Monday morning after losing football picks all season. Sweet deal! | Monday, January 17, 2011 10:54:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Always wonderful when I take a day off, come back and we have 5 fewer employees working here | Monday, January 17, 2011 10:04:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "....some kind of eyelid device" | Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:54:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! | Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Keith: "Why are the flags at half mast? Ravens?" http://twitpic.com/3qfxh2 | Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:30:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito yeah I went to Loyola Md yest and the Stags lost =( | Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:44:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, there goes my money and my win in the work pool | Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:00:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| When in Baltimore, Go Ravens! (Also for my office pick em) | Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:34:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" | Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bacardi owns towson right now. They have sluts with free samples, tshirts and huge asses in every bar | Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:57:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus... the asses on these Bacardi girls. | Friday, January 14, 2011 11:47:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cleary: "I should have brought the XBox" tool. | Friday, January 14, 2011 9:26:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it? | Friday, January 14, 2011 7:21:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyJULZmd fuckin bum. Come to the inner harbor tomorrow | Friday, January 14, 2011 6:21:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jersey staties all the fuck over 95. | Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how I know I'm an alcoholic? I need 7 more beers | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy. | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them. | Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MrHazel http://bit.ly/aNuGOB | Thursday, January 13, 2011 3:49:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me | Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:53:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut? In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Monday, January 10, 2011 1:16:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic if I use it a lot, one day max (or less) | Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic when I'm working and don't use it much except texting, I am at about 60-70% by the end of the night. | Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:48:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" | Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Them too... | Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah. They're threesomeable | Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:57:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What a pussy assed snowstorm. | Friday, January 07, 2011 4:17:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Put those things away. I had to struggle to actually make eye contact with you. | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:55:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wanna pull this hunk of m7 shit outta crestwood? Or park here for the night.. christ | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:23:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking M7 train rocking back and forth like a topheavy shitpile | Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:15:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dammit | Wednesday, January 05, 2011 11:06:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg! Sandwiches from Defonte's in Brooklyn. Sooooo nom | Wednesday, January 05, 2011 12:35:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Figures the new marketing/UI girl is an absolute smoke. Back to my original theory that we don't hire ugly people. | Monday, January 03, 2011 2:02:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's also a really hot brunette reading. Might have a thing for smart girls. | Monday, January 03, 2011 11:41:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There is the cutest little kid on the train who's commenting on the names of the stations and types of trains. Reminds me of me. | Monday, January 03, 2011 11:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @waspito why should I sensor myself? I don't care. We just don't need TMI | Sunday, January 02, 2011 3:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only one in the office on a Sunday morning. (Actually not going to say the rest of what i was thinking) | Sunday, January 02, 2011 10:41:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bottomline is I love women. I'm all for womens rights. As long as a chick is hot she should be allowed to do anything a man can. | Sunday, January 02, 2011 12:48:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These bitches have no idea what they're missing out on... | Saturday, January 01, 2011 8:41:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same | Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm the only white dude in this joint... lol | Friday, December 31, 2010 1:48:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| this bar's good. Whenever u go to take a piss and there's no one in there... Win. | Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:20:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen | Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a. | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella Hate you... In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:17:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm. Some flat iron. http://twitpic.com/3kmx5c | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:38:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:34:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh noes! I don't learn. Drank the office coffe again. This is gonna get shitsky... | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:43:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Adult snow day (aka working from home) | Monday, December 27, 2010 9:33:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Here comes the snow! | Sunday, December 26, 2010 10:31:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit | Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fact: The taralli I made tonight are nom. Bet you can't tell the difference between mine and a little old Italian lady. I bake like a boss | Friday, December 24, 2010 11:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So Jesus, Hitler and Brock walk into a bar... | Friday, December 24, 2010 1:18:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN | Friday, December 24, 2010 12:49:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece | Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:23:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 2:38:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I still have a job here after Friday's party? | Monday, December 20, 2010 9:40:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Im a fan of the slutty santa bartender costumes | Saturday, December 18, 2010 9:47:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. | Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Need some more beers in this bitch | Friday, December 17, 2010 8:58:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams I wont. Just making a far from literal statement to make a point In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, December 17, 2010 2:22:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. | Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg you cannot wear those clothes in this office, especially if I am going to be drinking later. Plus its winter. Aren't you cold? | Friday, December 17, 2010 12:36:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red | Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This girl is so dumb at computers, its cute and I just about want to potato sack her right now. | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:55:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams I know the difference between a snowblowe and a leaf blower. It was a leaf blower foo In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:57:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Galic bread w/ fresh extra virgin olive oil & basil, roasted string beans, golden brown potatoes, pork loin, homemade chicken soup. omnomnom | Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:50:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bacon, eggs and fresh coffee at the mover's. Plus pork loin and pasta later. Lovin it. | Sunday, December 12, 2010 10:19:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Droid ota update is here and I can't get it because I rooted n f'ed w/ it. I'd need to wipe my phone. But angry birds is preventing this | Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:44:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella it's senior year. F finals. You have something to do, do it. I lied my way out of moving many finals so I could party instead. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 09, 2010 6:37:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This client is rather cuntish | Thursday, December 09, 2010 3:50:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "I'm an electrician. The lights go on... You're good at your job. The house stays dark... You should have been a plumber." | Wednesday, December 08, 2010 2:32:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Black or asian?..." "brown" | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:35:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I highly recommend drinking with your boss. You'll learn a lot | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:23:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train squeaks worse than a pack of rats fucking | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:07:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Not only are there no seats on this train, this coughing bitch decides to stand near me | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:03:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 ur tweet is so hammered no idea what u mean | Saturday, December 04, 2010 1:14:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm. I'd go for them two right now (yes talking like someone from the 1920s) | Friday, December 03, 2010 11:31:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd also go for the one staring at me... if I had a legit pad.... would be better | Friday, December 03, 2010 10:42:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dibs on this bouncing bitch | Friday, December 03, 2010 10:19:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lots of bugs. Late at work. Then mad beers | Friday, December 03, 2010 8:25:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow. | Friday, December 03, 2010 2:31:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just looked over and saw something wonderful.... | Friday, December 03, 2010 2:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolute bombshell in this elevator. | Thursday, December 02, 2010 7:06:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would have made this fuckin train if this crippled cunt on the steps walked faster | Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:44:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I like that. | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:23:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why am I such a not lightweight. I had lke 5 beers and sake and I'm fine n peeps at work are rippin on me | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 9:41:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed. | Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:25:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Awwww. You look so sad. Its cute. Don't be | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:15:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drunk train!!!!!! | Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:01:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also redheads. Dibs | Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:21:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I appreciate how much people stalk me | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| That is unnecessary you stupid bitch | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Emma watsons got noting on this broad. Id recast her in a heartbeat | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:12:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is like borderline hottest person I've ever seen in my life before. Like she's so hott, I respect her too much to potato sack her. | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:08:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Read headed sluts in honor of read headed sluts.... and a blonde bartender | Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hotter bartenders. I've never seen any others | Saturday, November 27, 2010 11:05:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fam.. we talk about babboons who drink their own breast milk. We're normal... | Friday, November 26, 2010 11:29:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams don't get that. Ill tell you why later. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:52:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito yeah f white plains. Burger places close before 12 on a Saturday night. Not a legit city. | Monday, November 22, 2010 4:45:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu | Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cut out the pda before I shove the two of youse onto the fuckin tracks for the 6 train to handle | Monday, November 22, 2010 9:39:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg so many slutsss on this train. Id get with like 20 of em | Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:30:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. | Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hah epic. Just ran into the it guy while tweeting this. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shhhh. Don't tell the IT guys, but my work computer runs 300x better since I uninstalled my antivirus. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:30:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin guy crams himself in a seat next to me when there's a three seater open across the way. Fuckin christ. | Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:43:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake, can these bugs go away? And moron clients? | Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:05:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ | Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lmfao. There's a bro air boxing in Madison Squaqre Park | Monday, November 15, 2010 4:39:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed | Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An Irish Jew? | Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! | Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I stand by my red stripe girl. | Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:57:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Needs more sluts | Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:08:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need another beer. Or 6 | Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:12:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 I approve of your tweet | Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls | Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio loves Peroni girls | Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:40:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So I heard they have beer hete | Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:20:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mother fucking clients who can't set up their god damn fucking receipt printers. Now I have a 9am call on a Saturday with these fuckers | Friday, November 12, 2010 6:12:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just cleared a load of built up tasks at work. Now going smokeshow hunting in madison square park | Friday, November 12, 2010 3:55:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. | Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Air raids in this office | Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:25:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars | Thursday, November 11, 2010 8:55:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It fuckin snowed on long island? Where's my snow. I want snow! | Monday, November 08, 2010 4:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again.. | Monday, November 08, 2010 3:21:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 47 degrees, sunny, fall foliage - perfect for a bike ride. | Sunday, November 07, 2010 1:42:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hooters: we don't hire any ugly bitches | Saturday, November 06, 2010 6:13:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol @ dirty jersey. A sign: "smoking permitted while playing. - NJ smoke free air act n.j.s.a 26:3D-55" makes no sense... | Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:09:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So jealous of these 4 bombshells checking into this hotel with two 30s. No room invite for me? | Saturday, November 06, 2010 4:05:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jeez... my tweets | Saturday, November 06, 2010 8:39:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh.. fuck my lifeb right now... | Saturday, November 06, 2010 1:40:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mad exxercise yo | Saturday, November 06, 2010 12:28:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I suck ass at new york city | Friday, November 05, 2010 11:53:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Didn't expect that firm of an ass from a whory ass slut | Friday, November 05, 2010 10:33:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God dammt remind me to have more singles next time I'm at the bar. Big bills blow | Friday, November 05, 2010 9:14:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 80s night? | Friday, November 05, 2010 8:19:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic build. If its dedicated to 2 tasks, you can build a decent one for like $300 In reply to @SumthinEclectic's tweet | Thursday, November 04, 2010 2:20:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out... | Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:16:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef! | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:11:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Om nom nom. And I'm not talking about my dunkinsa | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 5:26:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 4:38:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Even though last Friday was code freeze, almost none of you are frozen | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:40:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 48 degrees outside and I just had to get a coolatta because they put the heat on 78 in this office. Roasting in here | Monday, November 01, 2010 5:41:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg. Jasmineeeeeeee! Best costume ever | Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omgomgomgomg nyc pizza. Nom. Almost as delicious as the bunnies and kittens in this office | Friday, October 29, 2010 12:47:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Here kitty kitty kitty. I hate cats, but not around halloween. In the same league as bunnies. | Friday, October 29, 2010 12:26:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyones dressed up in the office for halloween. I kind of have a thing for bunnies | Friday, October 29, 2010 10:23:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Now please excuse me while I vomit all over the tracks. | Friday, October 29, 2010 8:01:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ. | Friday, October 29, 2010 7:59:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station | Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mo money., mo.... alcohol | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:37:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be fuckin wonderful right now if the ny weather was like 20 degrees cooler and this train wasnt hot as sac | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:10:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I approve of drinking with the CEO | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:41:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just looked at my reflection on my second computer at my desk and couldnt help but notice how hot I am. | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 12:12:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck did I expect... Someone like that would actually be available? | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:04:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 6 train needed some new brakes. Christ | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:35:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whatever slut just got kicked off w/e gay ass dancing show my moms watchin on ABC is a fuckin smoke | Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:02:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... | Tuesday, October 26, 2010 5:29:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God dammit.... | Tuesday, October 26, 2010 5:25:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Our new marketing girl... Jesus Christ. That is all. | Monday, October 25, 2010 7:07:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @tomwcleary: Favre never should have comeback. What an awful year for him. | Monday, October 25, 2010 2:20:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wooo. Phillis lost! Philliessuck dick | Saturday, October 23, 2010 11:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin a dan I got u username wrong bc its complicated as fuck u ass | Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:12:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary the rippin and the tearing | Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:25:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Heading to fairfield! | Friday, October 22, 2010 9:05:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just hit a huge ass bump on the train. We lose a wheel? Hit a pothole on the track? | Friday, October 22, 2010 7:46:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to kidnap you in a potato sack | Friday, October 22, 2010 4:15:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just epic failed at texting. 2 wrong text and copied and pasted wrong | Friday, October 22, 2010 11:32:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolute fucking bombshell. You don't even understand | Thursday, October 21, 2010 5:21:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @plasma2002 I t's good. Multiplayers a little glitched. Big update Halloween In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:27:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Weird. My iPod is playing one song but displaying another one. And its counter is moving too | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:25:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Will the motherless Rangers stop scoring in the 1st inning? Is that so hard to ask? | Monday, October 18, 2010 8:17:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 too bad verizons new droid phones suck. They put bloated software and sense/motoblur. The G2 looks legit. Too bad that's on TMobile. | Monday, October 18, 2010 7:42:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat ass. Walkin east on 23rd st | Monday, October 18, 2010 4:54:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there | Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Swear to god... my football picks get worse every week. | Sunday, October 17, 2010 4:22:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Watchin the Giants on Fox because I can. Sucks to your assmar, Cablevision peeps. | Sunday, October 17, 2010 2:01:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dat ass x 10... damn | Sunday, October 17, 2010 11:44:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Drinkin brooklyn weiss n yans tyin it. Lovin life | Friday, October 15, 2010 11:10:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Josh hamilton you junkie mother fucker. You didn't overdose yet? 3 run homer? Fuck yaself. Great start CC... | Friday, October 15, 2010 8:22:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them | Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Where's this cocksucking 6 train? I never wait this long | Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:16:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss | Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:14:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just bombed my fuckin cubicle. No one better come within 15 ft of me. Christ | Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:02:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Today, I just spent 40 minutes investigating a bug I filed last week and totally forgot about. FML. | Thursday, October 14, 2010 4:12:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting | Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah you're forgiven. Sick as a dog and miserable. That explains it | Wednesday, October 13, 2010 4:32:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day | Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I like your dog. And your ass through them shorts | Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:27:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker | Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:00:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SumthinEclectic The Moto Droid is laggy as hell recently. Must not be powerful enough for 2.2 In reply to @SumthinEclectic's tweet | Tuesday, October 12, 2010 2:45:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeriAHarrison Nope. No awesome karma. Just a regular, ordinary, 24 hour day. Means nothing In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet | Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:54:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 43 degrees, new moon, so thousands of stars, Jupiter's bright tonight, saw a meteor. Lovin life (almost) | Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:54:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable | Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization | Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:23:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line | Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:20:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What I probably shouldn't be doing at work: Having a staring contest with our bugtracker mascot http://bit.ly/dfEOf9 (I always win) | Friday, October 08, 2010 4:00:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes. In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is there a fucking clown in my office? | Wednesday, October 06, 2010 5:28:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office | Wednesday, October 06, 2010 4:22:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| On the fence, but I'm gonna go with hot | Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:43:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't tell, I only see the back of her head... | Tuesday, October 05, 2010 1:52:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the over under that this new hire is hot? I say 80% chance of hot. | Tuesday, October 05, 2010 1:51:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some crazy fucker returned my email via voicemail. Only in America | Monday, October 04, 2010 6:44:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled | Friday, October 01, 2010 4:30:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking MTA | Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I smell a rat (on the tracks) | Thursday, September 30, 2010 7:14:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams bright side: let's build glass underwater tunnels later In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:48:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Thanks dunkins, ya fucked up my coolatta today | Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jason_hazel omg I love that game. On 64bit, you just can't run 16 bit. Its not even a dos program so dosbox won't help. Ill test later In reply to @jason_hazel's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2010 3:20:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm digging the winter looking sky right now | Wednesday, September 29, 2010 6:29:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Accent? Check. Hot? Check. Potato sack please... | Wednesday, September 29, 2010 5:44:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores | Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dexter! Then boardwalk empire on DVR. If only I didn't feel like death. | Sunday, September 26, 2010 8:57:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito you're such a geek | Friday, September 24, 2010 5:24:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I could go for one of those Rachels right now... | Friday, September 24, 2010 3:44:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Two smokes wearing statue of liberty crowns... tourist much? | Friday, September 24, 2010 2:45:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit. | Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got a tech support call asking us what they asked us 2 weeks ago. Seriously? | Monday, September 20, 2010 7:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm officially bringing the potato sack to work tomorrow. This has gone on way too long. | Monday, September 20, 2010 5:10:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ahmed go fuck yourself. I no longer want to talk to you. | Monday, September 20, 2010 2:23:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bad sports day in ny. Giants are a disaster right now, Mo blowin saves, who cares about the jets. Jeez | Sunday, September 19, 2010 9:54:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lets just say i don't take too kindly to people who owe me a fuckin g | Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:57:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mmmm. Red soda. New. Sounds legit. http://twitpic.com/2ph3ad | Friday, September 17, 2010 11:23:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers | Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg you're amazing. Gimmie! | Thursday, September 16, 2010 6:39:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it | Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:21:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. | Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| wait.... smoke 2 seats ahead of me. How'd I miss that? | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:40:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
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