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Welp, I was going to finish those release notes but then I drank a lot. This job needs to stop feeding me alcohol Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:54:42 PMTwitter for Android
Box in garbage looks like it's been strategically placed to obscure my view of the smokeshow. I must not be creepin quietly enough Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:21:29 PMTwitter for Android
Ah I get it now... our fiber link is down. We're all sharing a DSL line Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:49:06 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:17:29 PMTwitter for Android
Internet at work is wonderful today http://twitpic.com/2oejey Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:59:03 PMTwitter for Android
Weathers cooling down and this one gets hotter every day. Just how I like it Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:52:44 AMTwitter for Android
I finally understand why dudes pound beers after work Monday, September 13, 2010 7:07:51 PMTwitter for Android
All circuits are busy? The fuck is this 1960 on the 2 man switchboards? Monday, September 13, 2010 5:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
Just caught the hiccups from the hot sales girl. Monday, September 13, 2010 4:17:57 PMTwitter for Android
My highlight of the night was jacking this glass from the bar. Does this make me a tool? http://twitpic.com/2nm563 Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
I am so jealous of these fordham sluts right now getting off the train and going back to their dorms. Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:13:22 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously what the fuck is this guy staring at.... Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:09:42 AMTwitter for Android
And, I'm fucking fat. Should have given my wendys to that homeless dude. Would have done him better than my fat ass. Now I feel bad Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit. Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:58:36 AMTwitter for Android
They need to put fuckin cell towers I these grand central tunnels Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:57:29 AMTwitter for Android
Oh my. I'll take one of those. Friday, September 10, 2010 7:56:19 PMTwitter for Android
I don't care if I'm an ass man... omg the rack on that one. Jeez. Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:33:19 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito accounting sucks balls. If I only took accounting classes, id fail out of college in 5 minutes
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 Thursday, September 09, 2010 8:47:57 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito love "dat ass" tweets. It is important to inform twitter whenever you run into a worthy ass
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 Wednesday, September 08, 2010 3:57:38 PMTwitter for Android
Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine. Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Who's this new bombshell in sales and how do I get her to voluntarily hop into my potato sack? Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:33:20 PMTwitter for Android
"Bug testing with my two favorite allies..." (sung in tune to RHCP's Road trippin Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:37:55 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a methane factory Sunday, September 05, 2010 11:14:26 PMTwitter for Android
"You better get a funnel, put it up your ass and vent it out the window because you'll stink us out tonight" Sunday, September 05, 2010 11:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Not only does the 90 year old have lower blood pressure than me, I can't beat him in poker. Sunday, September 05, 2010 10:55:02 PMTwitter for Android
Just got the FRG22D OTA software update for my Droid 1. It got rid of all the menu lag and now I have flash support! Enjoy! Sunday, September 05, 2010 8:59:43 PMTwitter for Android
Found an old paper that's 35 years old. What a deal! so cheap. Id get so fat off of this http://twitpic.com/2lej7c Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:40:24 AMTwitter for Android
"Jesus had a Bar Mitzvah?" Oh lol... these people Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:50:33 PMTwitter for Android
Well. Road closed. Anyone who causes an accident that bad deserves death for inconveniencing thousands Saturday, September 04, 2010 2:23:00 PMTwitter for Android
Of course I'm stuck in traffic In an area where there is no 3g Saturday, September 04, 2010 1:05:20 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah. This is the drunk train... Saturday, September 04, 2010 2:04:04 AMTwitter for Android
Omg polka dot ass. I neeeeed. Saturday, September 04, 2010 1:39:56 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd blow me
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 Saturday, September 04, 2010 1:37:34 AMTwitter for Android
free beer given out at work? Dibs! What the hell is this, @fairfieldmirror Friday, September 03, 2010 5:06:55 PMTwitter for Android
Someone bring me a potato sack! I found one Wednesday, September 01, 2010 3:43:00 PMTwitter for Android
And ignore that sleaze location in my previous tweet. Just passing through... Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:40:33 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella such a chick job
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 Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Good morning. Nice and relaxing watching the mourning dove sit on her eggs in the nest she made in our keg outside Friday, May 07, 2010 9:26:01 AMTwitter for Android

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