9538 tweets posted from Twitter for Android
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Cuncel DA Yankees | Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:07:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo Nope. Means you're a lame In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, October 14, 2012 11:36:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know what I do when people call me shady? I teach them a lesson. Hotly | Sunday, October 14, 2012 2:23:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me | Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:05:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, at least I got a tigers fan to buy me a drink... | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:47:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dotel! Motel! Holiday Inn! | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:00:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The bar goes wild | Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THE MOTHER FUCKIN X FACTOR ALIEN HEAD!!!!! | Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God damnit I had enough of this game | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:45:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| How pissed is Andy right now.. :'( | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:16:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Awww. Andy broke my heart. He pitched a good game. He was real steamed. Still love him #unlikearod #arodisachokingcunt | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:12:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Russell Martin... Your sisters moustache... striking out .100 hitting motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:02:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tits | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:59:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin ARod you useless motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tough break for ARod... | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:29:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rockin the '06 EHS seniors T-shirt | Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:04:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't wait for Yanks/Tigers later. See what @DadBoner has to say about that. | Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:33:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. I hope the watering hole isn't burning down | Saturday, October 13, 2012 5:50:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| North Korea is best Korea | Friday, October 12, 2012 7:26:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my... Dakota tweets are the best tweets. | Friday, October 12, 2012 7:24:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gray haired baldy assed mother fucker | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:28:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. I'm so passed. Me and @BadPointer asked some sluts who looked older. One said him. Other said MW. Tiebreaker girl said HIM by 2years. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Uhhhhhp..... pooped a little | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:23:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fuckin hoarse is voice | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:21:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if I had bau now duh | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:01:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woe. 4%battery and in still. In the motherfuckn. Bronx. Fuck man | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:59:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Andrew Jackson whippin around the pistol group pump would've been bang bang skeet skeet | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:48:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd tell her to fuckin blow me but she deserves no such honor | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:44:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Skirt suit.... you're nothing compared to bau joke face...... | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:41:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah... I might be a little drunk | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:20:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cheers to the homeless dude sitting ass naked on the floor in the grand central bathroom | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:11:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That mother fucker's always spiked with pain | Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:02:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ryane is a black version of my cousin. Lolz | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:37:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Love me some smashing pumpkins circa the 90s | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:35:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Luck be a lady tonight :-) (well, maybe tomorrow night lol) | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:29:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASSSS TODAYYYYYY | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:16:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Screaming Pearl jam black lyrics with elder Gio makes my life complete | Thursday, October 11, 2012 8:02:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass to pearl jam | Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:43:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Hey Mals. I like ya toes | Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:27:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A cigarette rests between her lips while I'm staring at her tits its the wrong way! | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:51:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dem 90s tunes, you guys | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:48:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gonna go to Dakota bar and belt out some 90s jams, you guys | Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:22:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walked out of a meeting with the VP of Engineering for a massage. Yeahhh buddy | Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:54:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Leaving work early for the bar because fuck it. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:20:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Roxy from the RackSpace support line sounds like a little slut. She probably loves the dirty dirty. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:45:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| THE ALIEN FACE WALKS OFF!!!! | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:11:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tried to sneak one out on the train and failed miserably. | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 10:23:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think i should take up doing drugs | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 2:27:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, its ARod, so game over. | Monday, October 08, 2012 11:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I knew this chick was getting off at Bronxville. She had it written all over her. I can just tell... | Monday, October 08, 2012 10:04:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @__JLu: @portfolioso what a guy. #abuserslist #datass http://t.co/W0Y480To | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:11:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fuck's sake..... :-\ | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is what I'm talking about #yankees | Monday, October 08, 2012 12:00:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And yes, I was wearing another dude's pants. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And my previous tweet was an actual sext I sent earlier.... | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:31:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:30:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| HA... one year ago today I tweeted about how ARod choked. Some things never change: https://t.co/41XRexl | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:25:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| ARod would choke, as per usual... | Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:20:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I made a bet... if my team wins, we bang. If your team wins, we bang. Win win. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:53:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Illegal use of hands? That sounds like me in college | Sunday, October 07, 2012 2:09:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stephieeeeeeee.... ... Giants/browns with a Browns fan who made poor life decisions @MalJNew | Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:52:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa. whoa. Whoa. Whoa... There's a synagogue in the South Bronx? But why?! There can't be more than 3 Jews there. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:44:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:02:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who else thinks its a good idea to fart onto one of those DEP air sensors they have in Grant Central? Wonder if it'll set off some alarm... | Saturday, October 06, 2012 6:58:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure I ate like 7 pounds of food. #fatfuck | Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aww I found a baby snake | Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:21:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LennonImagine you're a b for seeing Jack White. Let's hope he puts on a show longer than 40 mins In reply to @LennonImagine's tweet | Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:07:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up! | Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @Fantasy_Mania: that outfield fly rule was about as vile as a @portfolioso tweet... | Saturday, October 06, 2012 9:36:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate | Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The mover, circa 1945: "HEY RED!!!!" | Thursday, October 04, 2012 7:31:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah buddy Grandy Man!!!! | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 7:41:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew you were down | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice. | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:55:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to pounce the chick who stole and is walking around taking pics in my hs tshirt. And by pounce, bang. | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:01:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's use rand hash tags that have nothing to do with your tweets. #dasies | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:22:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 4:31:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #loljets | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:59:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:36:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Malori just stole my phone and sexted Niraj | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:11:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm pretty sure that was the quickest friend request acceptance in the history of facebook | Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:43:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Try everything once except gay sex or heroin | Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:31:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Aww how cute. The former marketing intern is all grown up. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 1:17:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew | Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pockets is such a weiner face | Sunday, September 30, 2012 10:53:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| That's exactly what I was talking about | Sunday, September 30, 2012 7:56:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I need a xanax | Saturday, September 29, 2012 2:41:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Nice to know that the CEO now has my number and calls about issues. Sorry, you don't pay me enough to talk directly to the CEO. | Saturday, September 29, 2012 2:27:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick" | Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Where the fuck did i park? I don't think I can find it in this massive lot... http://t.co/W9y7gNS | Friday, September 28, 2012 11:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I'm not the most interesting, crazy assed bitch you follow on twitter you're a lame. | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:24:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ... | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:21:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck off, douche knuckle | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:20:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:18:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew Father @BadPointer!!! Teach me the ways! | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:14:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:13:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This chick has man feet | Friday, September 28, 2012 7:42:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, I know I'm struttin that ass tonight, but I told Blagner that as good as my ass was, it was only a quarter good as hers. | Friday, September 28, 2012 7:42:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cheers to the Asian with the Wario spiked shell backpack. | Friday, September 28, 2012 7:42:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously though. 5 minutes for a down elevator is too fucking long. I have things to do places to go. | Friday, September 28, 2012 2:22:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These motherless elevators take fuckin 3 years | Friday, September 28, 2012 2:10:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God fucking damnit. It has to start raining while I'm waiting for this late assed train? It couldn't wait a few more minutes? | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:06:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I wanna go to baus...... this train home sux | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 11:23:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OK maybe an exaggeration | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:18:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Black Britney > Britney | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:17:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's pee on her | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:12:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. This rat cunt motherfucker showed up | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:08:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Young Mark. Train beers are always fair game. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:51:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now Pearl Jam is on. Fuck man. I'm so hot. Also keep grabbing my leg its hot | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:39:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Alice in Chains on at the bar. Just got wet. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:31:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They don't play one bad song here at Dakota Bar. Ass struttin' music | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:50:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think it should be a Jewish holiday every day on the grounds that I can actually get a seat on my train. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 8:06:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:17:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Eh 12:15am, why not start watching The Hunger Games... | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 12:17:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. | Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I'm still drunk | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:08:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I woke up and I found out I was alive.... fuckin mess. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:37:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm a motherlesss. Mess | Sunday, September 23, 2012 4:09:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I win for drunkest, most on coherent txt ever | Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:59:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wowwww. My last txt made 0 sense. Haaaa | Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:58:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoops. Lost on Boston. Lolz phone dead | Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:57:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Maks. Drum so drunk its notbebn funnnj Luke sooo drunk | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:30:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I actually might be fuckin shitfaced biddies. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:19:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It tastes like I can't remember | Sunday, September 23, 2012 12:44:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Patriots fanny pack is absolutely killin it right now. I'm sending this to barstool http://t.co/vDGQdAi | Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:18:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sugar Ray wants a pic of just me? Honored | Saturday, September 22, 2012 11:15:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stole Dennis Drinkwater's seats at the Sox game earlier. | Saturday, September 22, 2012 10:03:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm so drunk. I'm a 20th century fox.... | Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:06:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| He sousa. Both of your nipples and the tip of your dick... I'm gonna shove it down your throat right now. | Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:40:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OHHHHHH Simmons just went for the ass. | Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:06:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bartender looked at me like I was a fuckin whack job. | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Baileys, peach schnapps, blue curacao, and grenadine. Weird passed gray looking delicious passed shot. Weirdo | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone ever do an alien brain hemorrhage shot? Because @tomwcleary just made me ask the bartender to make one. What the fuck | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on | Friday, September 21, 2012 9:48:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| F that. Have it already. @googlenexus: Android 4.1, Jelly Bean, has started rolling out to Galaxy Nexus devices on Verizon Wireless | Friday, September 21, 2012 7:49:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| WiFi access points here are fantastic: http://t.co/HRDfUCW | Friday, September 21, 2012 7:23:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sheek? Sheak? Shiek? Sheen? Shique? Chiq? OHHHHH Chic! #englishmajor #TC | Friday, September 21, 2012 6:00:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Too much shabby and not enough chic? | Friday, September 21, 2012 5:58:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But why is there no 4G on the New Haven line? | Friday, September 21, 2012 2:11:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Verizon Wireless. Its like they deliberately know I'm tethering and cut my speed | Friday, September 21, 2012 1:50:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's what I call Blagner | Thursday, September 20, 2012 1:49:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty sure Luna Lovegood was on the 4 this morning | Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:58:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just get a fucking iPhone. For fucks sake | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 7:26:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Barry is straight up clownin' on this train this morning. Guy's a riot. Called some guy Ace and said he's only tiger in front of his wife | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 8:13:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| DLK is bending over under the table fixing some wires and dat ass in dem jeans is in my face | Tuesday, September 18, 2012 10:26:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Open the train doors you fuckin cocktease. Its like pouring and the train is sitting here for 45 seconds waiting to let people on. MTA blows | Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:07:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Haven't seen it. thanks for sharing. I won't be around this weekend but maybe next year! | Monday, September 17, 2012 9:16:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My uncle is now telling stories about how aliens came down and helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War. | Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:58:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Question: If you can abbreviate crazy to cray... Can you abbreviate lazy to lay? | Sunday, September 16, 2012 12:26:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sleeping all day and monitoring our servers. Derp | Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:28:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Eeeeeets a fridaeeeeee. I make a you sandweeeewch @tomwcleary @keith_connors | Friday, September 14, 2012 7:50:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass to the train station. | Friday, September 14, 2012 7:48:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My tweets tonight are beyond ridiculous. This is the @portfolioso mess I knew from college. Been too tame lately. Must be them red heads... | Friday, September 14, 2012 1:01:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass for two days straight... I deserve internets | Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:13:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles | Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:12:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| See. Alinas not my type so I dont give a fuck. But she's got the potential to be hot and acts like 47. And has a mad face. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:37:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Can't play STP if I'm at the bar without me struttin that ass to the max. Duh you guys | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:25:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone ever read that rhald Dahl book Matilda? That's Alina. She acts like 31 looks old as fuck with that puss on her face. Fuckin. Be young | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:23:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Alice in chains on at the bar. Where is my xtina for a duet? Also, struttin that ass and getting laid. Duh | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:17:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Chunz is a dick | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:10:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary lightning crashes!!!!! | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:10:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| LIGHTNING CRASHES is on at the bar. I'm getting laid | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:07:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the steel drums live version of Jane says comes on at the bar while I'm struttin that ass... I'm getting laid | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:53:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just gave @MalJNew a mystery shot of bud light and she legit accused me of pissing in a shot glass. @TaraCasanova recommended the shot | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:44:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If pearl jam's black comes on at the bar... I'm getting laid obvi. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:31:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Leanin on a table. Ass out. Struttin' | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:18:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also. Dave Grohl hates glee. I'm gay for him. So fuck Glee. Stop tweeting about it. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:14:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass to 90s rock | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:13:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can ring out pissfart's face right now and make some french fries with it | Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:27:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Young Joseph. Cherish your beverage. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:18:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TK's got the hots for @BadPointer | Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:18:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol. TK showed up. Someone spit beer in her face and laugh | Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:00:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew stop smoking jokeface | Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:57:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass around the table. Duh | Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:47:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No seats left for me at the bar because I have to model my perfect ass, you guys. dat ass. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:46:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass to Dakota Bar | Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:33:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Part 2 of struttin that ass begins now | Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:57:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Between me walking in on Mikey pissing and Chunz calling me a Jew... I don't know, you guys. | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:06:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. Broke a class. Swear to God that never happens. | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:48:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew enough | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:40:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Re: my previous tweet and Chunz... the over. Hahaha | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:22:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin that ass for Gina Marie and Anita | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:49:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wake up in the morning feelin like Tom Cleary @tomwcleary | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:46:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Servers keep crashin. The fuck | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:24:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Broke the seal... haaa | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:20:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's the over/under Chunz starts unbuttoning my shirt again? | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:42:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elise.. Bombay Saffron? Really? | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:38:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew love you too đź’© | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:59:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MalJNew I love this weather! | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:55:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Do I have internet on this thing? | Monday, September 10, 2012 2:54:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room | Monday, September 10, 2012 8:06:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over! | Monday, September 10, 2012 7:44:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive and its awful to see other amazing people struggle. That could be me. | Saturday, September 08, 2012 10:31:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sorry @maljnew, puppies like me more than you. Enjoyy | Saturday, September 08, 2012 9:17:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am a compulsive coaster peeler at bars. | Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:50:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I want to đź’© on TK's desk | Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:34:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mikey eating an acorn was a hysterical sight. That face was priceless | Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:36:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo yes. that's coughing blood. I do t have that. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Protip: don't puke stomach acid and blood in the morning | Saturday, September 08, 2012 12:23:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Air drumming with Wrobs is SO fun | Friday, September 07, 2012 10:03:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Novellabella bang in one if you like it In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 9:56:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo the @MirrorFairfield are a bunch of pussies. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 8:44:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy | Friday, September 07, 2012 8:28:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yanks suck a mean dick | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the train to north white plains. the next station is ¡¡¡FORDHAM!! | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:49:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TK hates black people | Thursday, September 06, 2012 8:05:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck | Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Actually, this gentleman is basically saying he was a baller pres and Obama and Bush were jokefaces | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:44:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I find it hysterical that every black and Dominican person I know says that my grandparents live in the hood and they'd never go there ever | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:37:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oops. It's 4am and I forgot to go to bed because I was trying to figure out how to use filter_input() properly to prevent SQL injections | Tuesday, September 04, 2012 4:02:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Slept about a million hours this weekend, you guys | Monday, September 03, 2012 10:50:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!! | Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:59:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew 1)We don't even have a football team and 2)Yes. Suck it. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 7:45:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Despite the 75 Ohio Bobcats tweets and retweets, I'd have no idea @MalJNew was in Ohio | Saturday, September 01, 2012 6:28:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:09:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tomorrow: #firstplaceorioles | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:05:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Perfect game? @Onethirdof3x5 | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:01:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees suck and are painful to watch @Onethirdof3x5 | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:43:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio the f were wrong with those burgers we had yesterday? Gave me the shits | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:42:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @plasma2002 I wish cookies and session wasn't shared between each incognito tab open In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, August 31, 2012 8:06:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dish 2: Meatballs sausage and gravy on a roll, with a side of fresh mozzarella tomato and basil | Friday, August 31, 2012 6:18:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dish 1: corn chowder. Nom | Friday, August 31, 2012 6:15:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So pumped for grandma's gravy, basil, meatballs and sausage | Friday, August 31, 2012 4:38:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous | Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Free Patron for all. Enjoyyyy | Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:36:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruce is on at Jones Beach? The fuck is this, Jersey? | Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:21:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. you know I've been drinking when @RockNationRadio puts ice down my wife beater to wake me up | Thursday, August 30, 2012 5:26:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Wonder what Stone Cold Steve Austin is doin' for Labor Day? Poundin' Steveweisers, stunnin' corncobs in suits, grillin' th ... | Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:06:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Stripes | Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:01:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
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