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Nap time. Saturday, September 15, 2012 5:21:18 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @keith_connors: o's/sox in a wk w/ @Onethirdof3x5. won't tell you who im rooting for yet. not gonna do it. wouldn't be prudent at thi ... Saturday, September 15, 2012 3:37:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox can suck a dick right now Friday, September 14, 2012 12:24:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't strut that ass? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho Friday, September 14, 2012 10:53:26 AMTwitter Web Client
"I gotta go to SQL school on Saturdays" -Derick Friday, September 14, 2012 9:36:42 AMTwitter Web Client
How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS Friday, September 14, 2012 12:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Was writing something. Forgot to put a space between am and using. It was amusing Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:20:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass on Broadway Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:20:36 PMTwitter Web Client
I know this video is two years old, but when you walk around all day struttin that ass like me, I'm allowed to post it: http://t.co/jZDLEpH Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
"You guys. Put it in git. Then off yourself" - xtina Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:31:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Almost time to be struttin that ass to the bar Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:33:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella @waspito All Androids suck unless it's pure Google and the OS is unmodified by Motorola/Samsung/HTC
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:33:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin my ass around Tess's hood, talkin' to Casey. She said nice jeans. Completely forgot what I was talking about for 20 seconds HHHHHHH Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:52:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm struttin that ass, you guys Wednesday, September 12, 2012 3:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
just.. struttin that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 1:04:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go around the office today, struttin' that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:04:07 AMTwitter Web Client
This whole fuckin process and way we do things around here is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:59:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I really want shepherds pie from Suspenders, you guys Tuesday, September 11, 2012 4:38:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars. Monday, September 10, 2012 3:57:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Testy test test Monday, September 10, 2012 3:55:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Cisco was shocked to learn in a grad IS class that 70% of IT projects fail. DUH. This is something Chuntley taught us sophomore year #DSB Monday, September 10, 2012 9:31:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY Monday, September 10, 2012 3:27:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Beer's goin down reaaaal slow you guys... Can't drink like I used to. Fuckin a Friday, September 07, 2012 6:16:04 PMTwitter Web Client
As Big Ang would say: "Everybody loves me!" Friday, September 07, 2012 5:20:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Dr. Joe... Hacking Windows passwords since '03 Friday, September 07, 2012 12:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu ABUSERS LIST.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 10:53:12 AMTwitter Web Client
BAHAHAH. @Waspito just wrote this on my Facebook: "You'd buy a dildo if it was made by Google." Friday, September 07, 2012 10:52:57 AMTwitter Web Client
hold the phone! If you stop and start Redis, it flushes all the keys?!?! Friday, September 07, 2012 9:21:59 AMTwitter Web Client
This is beyond legitimate: http://t.co/fTF21wv Friday, September 07, 2012 1:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Thank Christ #FNO is over so @VtotheFlo and other girly girls stop fuckin tweeting about it Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:44:34 PMTwitter Web Client
This feature is like a broken 10-speed that's on fire! Thursday, September 06, 2012 5:23:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Just said "Sergey" and Christina thought I said "That's so gay" and started yelling at me for being politically incorrect. Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:04:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Anyone else notice that sometimes when selecting text in Google Chrome, the page starts jumping up and down? Drives me batshit crazy Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:28:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Really wish this bitch would stay home considering she has the fuckin black plague. Fuckin pox everywhere. Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature) Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
"We watched TV... And then we didn't watch TV" Monday, September 03, 2012 11:58:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
VZW will probably never update the Galaxy Nexus to Jellybean, but f them because I did it already and my OS is better than their buggy #ICS Monday, September 03, 2012 1:50:46 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @yelling_bird: HAPPY LABOR DAY, SHITLORDS, HAVE FUN BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS THANKS TO YOUR HORRIFIC LEADERS Monday, September 03, 2012 1:46:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Nothing like pounding 3 beers in 20 minutes, then having the CEO talk to me about the release #FML Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:01:03 PMTwitter Web Client
"Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch" Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:53:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:14:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Actual Natalia quote: "It call Facebook because is like a book" @DEVOPS_BORAT Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:01:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Korean food is delicious and these fuckers went without me and now I smell it ;) Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah there's no failover. I can't really see it failing though Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:26:40 PMTwitter Web Client
#jellybean > #ICS Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:50:51 AMTwitter Web Client
aaaaaaaaand.... I almost bricked my phone Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:48:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Han enough of Ice Cream Sandwich. Flashing Jellybean tonight Tuesday, August 28, 2012 6:21:53 PMTwitter Web Client
This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring. Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:06:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey just said I needed a raise so I could get some medication... Yeah. Monday, August 27, 2012 10:07:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back. Monday, August 27, 2012 9:56:25 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: Men's bathroom at Google Android @ Google Android Camp http://t.co/iOqgdW9r Monday, August 27, 2012 3:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh this beer is starting to do it's job. Annnnnnd on to the power hour in a bit! Friday, August 24, 2012 6:19:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Since when does your black ass use twitter?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, August 24, 2012 6:10:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I just started singing Miley Cyrus. Why Friday, August 24, 2012 6:01:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle @gramercy1 Friday, August 24, 2012 5:29:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Error: object Object http://t.co/XYcO2Nz Friday, August 24, 2012 5:29:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Michael: I just sprayed WD40 all over my keyboard because I thought it was air in a can.keys asr sticking @MalJNew Friday, August 24, 2012 4:55:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Really lookin forward to tonight's FirstAndGold power hour, you guys Friday, August 24, 2012 12:06:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckers need to stop goin around NYC swinging knives & poppin peeps. This is bullshit. Also, the cops will kill you. So enjoy Friday, August 24, 2012 11:54:57 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika is my dude Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
There's a script on my desktop named bs.vbs. It does some bullshit Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:51:09 PMTwitter Web Client
7-Zip is very inspirational, in that it told me everything is OK via command line output http://t.co/XrFvhep Thursday, August 23, 2012 9:48:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I love batch scripts, but Jesus Christ, Alexey - there are no specs for this. How am I supposed o figure out your mind Wednesday, August 22, 2012 3:09:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:59:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@kellyomealia Yeah the A and C probably suck worse.
In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 12:29:40 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Do whatever you want. I'm just ranting as per ususal
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:06:53 PMTwitter Web Client
If @VtotheFlo tweets about #FNO one more time, something I couldn't give a fuck about, I'm unfollowing her. Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:06:38 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820 Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:56:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Today, I learned the literal definition of clusterfuck. The cluster is essentially fucked. Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:16:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:41:55 AMTwitter Web Client
When [Insert ant VP here] hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:41:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, August 20, 2012 3:53:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Poppin mad Zinc tablets Monday, August 20, 2012 3:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey does not seem impressed with my log archive script. I am offended, considering it does exactly what we need and more, perfectly Monday, August 20, 2012 1:54:05 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @H9RBSjs: When bashing Apple supporters, avoid the politically incorrect term "fanboy". Instead, use the gender-neutral "imbecile". Monday, August 20, 2012 11:43:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Get a license, drive and stop complaining
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, August 17, 2012 4:44:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Snippet to echo "yyyy-mm-dd_hh:mm" in the command line: echo %date:~-4,4%-%date:~-10,2%-%date:~-7,2%_%time:~0,2%:%time:~3,2% Friday, August 17, 2012 4:25:24 PMTwitter Web Client
waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball Friday, August 17, 2012 11:01:03 AMTwitter Web Client
BAHAHAHAHA. Bill Blum emailed me in July and I missed it because it was my old account I never check, Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm also a fatass Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:31:24 AMTwitter Web Client
It's bullshit McDonalds Breakfasts end at 10:30AM. Derick just brough in an egg sandwich and it smells amazing and now I can't get breakfast Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:31:15 AMTwitter Web Client
"almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:58:26 PMTwitter Web Client
lucky the train this morning was ice cold or I would have lost it. Motherfuckers need to stop dropping dead on them. It delays me Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:19:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Suck my dick, I fix everything Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:59:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh GOD my throat. Staying home and sleeping. Also, a nifty geek article: http://t.co/ubGgJTh Tuesday, August 14, 2012 8:30:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Yes, In GChat, dicks turn into smiley faces. This is blowing my mind #punintended Monday, August 13, 2012 9:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh for fuck's sake... Thanks Google... http://t.co/QRorOVO Monday, August 13, 2012 9:04:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew prove it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, August 13, 2012 9:02:37 PMTwitter Web Client
"seriously though how do you do a penis? B=======O somethings off" @MalJNew #fail Monday, August 13, 2012 9:01:38 PMTwitter Web Client
"They seem to have done fine here... Except for the part where it's fucked" Monday, August 13, 2012 11:22:40 AMTwitter Web Client
These fools would be dead in the water without me. I can do anything I want. #runthisbitch Friday, August 10, 2012 2:23:23 AMTwitter Web Client
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys Friday, August 10, 2012 12:51:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't understand why hipsters have iPhones.Too mainstream Thursday, August 09, 2012 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
bunch of pussies here with their lactose intolerance and peanut allergies. be a man and eat fuckin whatever Thursday, August 09, 2012 11:58:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I know the mirror server has low disk space you fuckin shitpile. Stop texting me about it at 1:30 AM Thursday, August 09, 2012 1:19:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop kicking black people's shoes on the subway. This is the third time I got yelled at. In Bridgeport, I'd get shot Wednesday, August 08, 2012 1:09:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I go home now? Wednesday, August 08, 2012 10:19:02 AMTwitter Web Client