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| Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons | Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:46:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh | Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit | Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted | Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fucking Ubuntu 20 LTS ships with an antique version of node, and when I upgraded it, everything fucked up | Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:24:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking HATE typescript, nodejs and any of these javascript languages with the fire of a thousand suns | Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:21:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm sorry, but the engineer who did this is a gd asshole... 1) Pushing as "Administrator" directly from our build agent. I know who you are. 2) Stop polluting my repo with test commits https://t.co/bjX8UwUuy5 | Tuesday, July 06, 2021 12:52:06 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick | Wednesday, June 30, 2021 12:28:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My dog is farting so much, I'm gassed out in here... Literally the whole upstairs smells like farts. | Tuesday, June 29, 2021 2:12:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! | Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic | Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, June 18, 2021 11:57:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Separate Church and state! It's fine if Big Dick Biden is a holy Catholic. It's also fine if he supports pro choice policies. Let the man have his Jesus cracker if he wants it. https://t.co/uHoh4CqQ99 | Friday, June 18, 2021 11:55:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What a turtle-necked dumb bag of dicks https://t.co/Ue9Xd0yq3h | Friday, June 18, 2021 11:53:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AjitPai @FCC I don't understand the implication of all this jibber-jabber. Yes, Huawei can't be trusted, but you're also a Trump / Verizon shill, so that's equally unattractive. | Friday, June 18, 2021 11:51:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Anyone upset they're not married yet. Don't fuckin do it | Thursday, June 17, 2021 11:00:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| WFH all alone, windows wide open, and I just got caught by someone walking by screaming Michelle Branch songs at the top of my lungs | Wednesday, June 16, 2021 3:44:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| No one wants to see this shitty assed, .500, AA team in person. Now that Cole can't use spider tack, you watch - it's gonna be a slugfest throughout MLB. Baseball has been ruined. We should just go back to the 80s when everyone was ripping amphetamines. Was fun; now is lame. https://t.co/ZkfYGKlgO6 | Tuesday, June 15, 2021 4:45:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes | Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh wait, you actually can. Need to set the version with amazon-linux-extras This is documented nowhere except the 15th google search entry on Joe Schmo's blog. Again, WTF In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:38:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK | Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:27:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| BTW, last tweet was entirely satire... The last president's base actually speaks like that on the reg In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, June 11, 2021 10:26:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Totally not fake news: According to Fox News, Sweden is experiencing a violent crime surge due to their open immigration policy. Gotta be those rapist Mexicans walking across the border https://t.co/w1iLCUfWFc | Friday, June 11, 2021 10:25:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| And who was the genius that picked https://t.co/Y9sxCQBDYM? I've seen scammers with better domain names. YEESH. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:55:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You CANNOT be serious. WTF is my password doing in a query string in plaintext? So it can be stored in plaintext on webserver access logs? Who designed this https://t.co/Hiqg23roea In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:54:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Fiserv Wow, my mortgage was sold off to a bank that uses your system and it SUCKS. https://t.co/0HkGa4PIUq is slow AF, (10-20 seconds per page), you can't edit ACH info, make payments. What is this garbage? | Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:24:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦♂️ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| When you need to half ass some infra at work, at least half ass it in a way where it's functional and has sound logic... This guy that left - wtf did he actually do here? There's no way this horseshit can possibly work in prod. Config typos, manual file overrides. YIKES | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:04:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Appreciate your feedback & response. It's also a little newer, cheaper, and looks like ASUS dropped their 386.42840 update before the AX-88U. As long as it will have strong Merlin support, I'm down! In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 11:53:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev If I wanted the best new modern Asus Router (cost is not an issue) that you see them supporting for a while, what would you get? AX-88U? I heard the AX-86U is similar hardware but a little weaker on 2.4ghz... In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:51:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Attention all you Trump IDIOTS who are all like "OMG GAS IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT..." Learn economics. Also, it was the same price in summer '19 - I've been graphing prices near me for two years https://t.co/J9FohOK12R | Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:31:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already. Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck? | Thursday, May 20, 2021 3:17:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Jim_Jordan "Trust the common sense of the American People" Your cult leader once suggested using light and bleach internally to cure Covid... You sir, are a moron In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet | Thursday, May 20, 2021 2:11:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm just thinking the AC87U has bad hardware and a strange chipset that folds under load. Considering this model is unsupported, I want to look into a new router. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, May 18, 2021 2:23:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Is there a limit on # of WiFi5 devices on one band (2.4ghz) on the AX88U before it starts getting unstable? I have 5-10 devices that use low bandwidth on an 87u, and the whole network is unstable and has high ping. 5ghz is fine | Tuesday, May 18, 2021 2:22:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We're all living in a simulation | Friday, May 14, 2021 9:44:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @JJFromTheBronx Thanks, Obama In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet | Friday, May 14, 2021 9:38:23 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP | Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO | Thursday, May 13, 2021 9:37:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Neustar Are there any issues with @UltraDNS? DNS resolution is flaky | Thursday, May 06, 2021 2:06:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The engineer that quit a few months ago... His code is SO SHITTY, I want to gauge my eyes out. This is what I get for letting him "run with it" And now I have to clean up this mess. Asshole. | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 11:23:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ColumbusGov Portrait of the police chief every time a Columbus cop kills a black person In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:09:09 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @MayorGinther The @ColumbusPolice didn't kill any of the white OSU kids rioting and flipping cars though Your department is horse shit garbage. Keep flying your helicopters in CPD patterns assholes. In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet | Wednesday, April 21, 2021 9:28:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests The fuck | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team. Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/AodnsoGoMJ https://t.co/HezxYi0eKQ | Friday, April 16, 2021 10:39:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| They chose wrong. Shouldn't have given this useless bitch the job. Release him https://t.co/P4NHIVZ72m | Thursday, April 15, 2021 11:37:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 Hey, it works now! Thank you! I'm no stranger to these types of web outages - happens to us all, so thanks to all who worked to restore this. The engineers don't get enough credit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:29:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 I work in tech on web based software. If some component of our platform was down for 4 whole days, I would be out of a job. What is the actual problem? You lost data, didn't you? In reply to @AskSunTrust's tweet | Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:14:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TruistNews you guys want to fix the shitty ass SunTrust portal and the fact that the Document Center has been down for days and I urgently need to grab a statement? Thanks | Thursday, April 15, 2021 6:02:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @BrendanCarrFCC @RepAnnaEshoo @FCC @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu https://t.co/Ghi0D1HybJ In reply to @BrendanCarrFCC's tweet | Thursday, April 15, 2021 3:49:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Severe violators of this include @hulu and @YESNetwork Stop blasting the damn commercials! https://t.co/qCFKO8Tda1 | Thursday, April 15, 2021 3:48:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev WiFi 6E? I really want to replace my AC-87U with something as long-lived as the AC-68U, but want to make sure it's future proof. I guess I can go with the AX-88U, but still waiting for prices to drop. In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Thursday, April 15, 2021 2:48:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the "riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in. | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Wifi Jesus is friggin GENIUS https://t.co/BPCKITh7jD | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:03:45 AM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @venturecommunis: they built the 2nd tallest jesus statue in the world in an empty field outside a small polish town and the local pries… | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:03:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Special place in hell for someone who actually thinks putting a knee on someone's neck for minutes while they scream that they can't breathe is "objective reasonableness" For fuck's sake. https://t.co/26sOZzJyG5 | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:01:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC with these J&J vaccine clots. Pandemic is surging again, and now it's just going to be slower getting more people vaccinated. This shit's never going away. | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:50:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Who the hell is this no name Nick Nelson who can't pitch for shit? | Friday, April 09, 2021 4:38:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HowFrankOfYou Hey! Just a bad day, doing better now. Really appreciate you reaching out - super nice of you! Hope all is well and things are getting better with this crazy pandemic In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:26:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook? It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software | Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy fucking Easter In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:00:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart | Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker | Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @EricTrump you wiener face. Let the man go home on the weekend. Who the hell works 24/7/365. Let me remind you that your fuckup dad would go golfing all weekend long "Heartbroken" over the way the country's being led? Good. Maybe it'll stop beating you deadbeat https://t.co/eh6OxRz4s8 | Monday, March 29, 2021 2:20:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio @Abuyousef @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @CAIRNational @JoshMandelOhio Remember when you posted this poll, you pile of shit? "Muslim Terrorists?" Isn't that being Islamophobic? Don't you understand Islam is a peaceful religion? There are radical assholes everywhere, and they do not represent the majority https://t.co/G7JKGGlV2D In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:50:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio @GovMikeDeWine @GovAbbott @JoeBiden @clevelanddotcom @JoshMandelOhio you're a real piece of shit In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:46:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck a war https://t.co/4OW3KsWsNN | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:35:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What a kooky bastard. Crazy AF, but I got a chuckle out of this https://t.co/dK4Ey8vAlr | Friday, March 26, 2021 12:13:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex | Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people! | Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:49:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it. | Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:48:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole? In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet | Monday, March 15, 2021 6:53:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I have painters here doing a one week job. They showed up at 8AM. It's now 6:30 and they're still here. Don't contractors usually bounce at like 3/4? Top notch work ethic, but I have shit to do and other rooms to prep. Go home! Cya tomorrow! | Monday, March 15, 2021 6:26:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is the stupidest f'in @MicrosoftEdge feature. Love the browser, but who thought it was a good idea to copy rich text to the clipboard from the URL bar. Glad you can shut it off https://t.co/xArzHuvfCe | Monday, March 15, 2021 5:56:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude we broke our ass for like 8 months on a huge migration that led to family problems, a good engineer quitting, a week of instability, and general misery... and they give us fuckin DoorDash gift cards. No comp week off, no bonus. Fuckin DoorDash. Get the actual fuck outta here | Monday, March 08, 2021 11:10:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Again, you people are surprised by this? Look at the guy. He's creep central. Sick fuck. Put him foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/jiVipcp7mr | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:04:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TheFirstDogs Moron @gregkellyusa, who isn't even verified on Twitter, called Biden's dog a junkyard dog. What a dick Greg Kelly is a junkyard human who is a Trump cultist In reply to @TheFirstDogs's tweet | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:03:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I really need to poop and have been on calls since 9am solid. We're talking about decommissioning our colo now that we're in the cloud and I literally don't give a shit because I have to shit | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 10:59:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Our director of QA is literally dumb as a pile of rocks and doesn't understand modern DevOps and is proposing the most absurd shit. Every engineer is disagreeing with this fuckin guy, but no one can get him to change his mind or shit process. Guy's gotta go https://t.co/lQy38Tnla5 | Friday, February 26, 2021 11:17:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @LarryInMissouri Why do you think he should he be fired? In reply to @LarryInMissouri's tweet | Tuesday, February 23, 2021 1:05:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017 | Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| been up since midnight on a work maintenance that went fairly well, except for one minor thing and then we broke the fuck out of everything trying to fix the one minor thing | Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @SenTedCruz @connectforlife Can't give blood from Cancun you shithead In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet | Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:38:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @SenTedCruz, how's Cancun you fuckin piece of shit? Millions in your state without power and water and you're in fuckin Cancun. Go eat yourself | Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:08:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I had a mini panic attack because I thought I missed the Mars rover landing, but that's tomorrow! | Wednesday, February 17, 2021 11:25:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time 😂😂 https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 | Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Raze this piece of shit building immediately. Looks like asshole in the NYC skyline and we have whiny ass rich people saying it sucks https://t.co/aAaBl6b59Y | Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @nytimes: 432 Park was the pinnacle of New York’s luxury condo boom half a decade ago, mostly fueled by foreign buyers seeking discretio… | Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Probably some fuckin wacko Q-Anon, blue lives matter, Trump insurrectionist cult follower trying to get revenge for this. I call conspiracy! https://t.co/VdAHV6jTIW In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:56:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| How the fuck do you arrest the BOSS, Bruce on a DWI when he only blew a .02? That's like a glass of wine or two. Legal limit's .08. Maybe .04-6 is pushing it. Arresting officer should get the death penalty. Guy's got a clean record and never caused any trouble. F is this shit | Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:54:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My mind is blown. Here I am spending more money like an asshole on uncured lunch meats, trying to avoid sodium nitrate and nitrite. I know damn well, that they use celery salt, which has nitrates, but was like whatever dude, it's just celery... NOPE. Shit's equally as bad. | Thursday, February 11, 2021 1:33:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| WHY? I was under the impression that those fully vaccinated could still carry and spread the virus, it's just that they wouldn't get sick from it Plus, it's only 90-95% effective https://t.co/WtKZpcrM4g | Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:34:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Windows @Microsoft @windowsinsider This really bothers me. I know Windows 10 and Windows Server probably share some components but this lacks polish https://t.co/LVHUxNy2Xx | Monday, February 08, 2021 11:39:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @mtgreenee You are a full of shit bitch. I don't identify as a Democrat or Republican. We don't want to cancel Republicans. We want to cancel ignoramus cult morons who S Trump's D and spread his lies. Resign, shitface In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Tuesday, February 02, 2021 1:51:04 PM | Twitter Web App |