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it's 4PM. It used to be 5PM at this time a couple days ago, so I can crack a beer right now, right? Monday, November 02, 2020 3:59:17 PMTwitter Web App
UK is locking down. Look at them taking away everyone's freedoms from a fake China virus that was invented by liberal hippies and Antifa to sabotage @realDonaldTrump's reelection.

https://t.co/dsGX7SknZh

(satire tweet, you idiots) 		Monday, November 02, 2020 3:01:21 PMTwitter Web App
I can't wait until Civil War II starts tomorrow! Monday, November 02, 2020 2:53:19 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah @dougbies No one uses it pretty much anywhere except for a niche group of early adopters (some of my tech startup friends)

I only use it to track where I've been, and Google does this automatically. The coins feature is useless. I bet Swarm will shut down at some point
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Friday, October 30, 2020 2:12:34 PMTwitter Web App
TIL that American Hi Fi's song Flavor of the Weak is WEAK, not week and my mind is blown @Nintendad88 https://t.co/yrKk2O9D6j Friday, October 30, 2020 1:14:50 PMTwitter Web App
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.

Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. 		Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole Tuesday, October 27, 2020 4:08:03 PMTwitter Web App
RT @nachosarah: there are too many old dumb people on tv and not enough titties Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:38:46 AMTwitter Web App
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:31:41 AMTwitter Web App
Enough! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9VKVI9phGZ Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:12:02 PMTwitter Web App
@JJFromTheBronx Guy's a fuckin wacko. IDK how anyone believes a word he says
In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 12:48:50 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckin Slack is unreliable AF recently Friday, October 16, 2020 11:54:08 AMTwitter Web App
We're doing bias training at work, and they split us up into pairs to practice empathy and engagement for 15 mins with a complete stranger and with my social anxiety, I wanted to die Wednesday, October 14, 2020 4:31:12 PMTwitter Web App
Make America Great Again! Is it Great Yet? Keep It Great?¿ (¬_¬) ? https://t.co/iXuJJdjajE Tuesday, October 13, 2020 11:42:51 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch: https://t.co/3eKXNug4jL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Monday, October 12, 2020 10:39:56 AMTwitter Web App
The @youtubemusic shuffle algorithm is really BAD. When shuffling my thumbs up playlist, it is NEVER random. It's the same group of songs every single time, even though I have over 2500 liked.

Get it together 		Monday, October 12, 2020 10:35:11 AMTwitter Web App
I can't keep going on like this. I wake up every morning and check the news to see what the latest fuckin batshit thing Trump and his cult followers did, or if another white cop killed a black person again. It never ends. This is actually hell. Wednesday, October 07, 2020 10:51:51 AMTwitter Web App
I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AMTwitter Web App
Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PMTwitter Web App
I also copied this from a moron on Facebook, so I can't even verify its authenticity.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 05, 2020 10:46:22 AMTwitter Web App
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture.

Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV 		Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, under Twitter's new policy, this tweet should be banned. I guess it depends who you wish it to https://t.co/V4dlzkUjBK Sunday, October 04, 2020 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web App
My favorite Poe story! 💯💯💯 https://t.co/TIluwN211q Sunday, October 04, 2020 1:00:39 AMTwitter Web App
Gary Sanchez is a fucking garbage player. GTFO the team in 2021 Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:11:10 AMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Nice. I'll have to remember how to reach out to him and see if I can get my password reset. He really needs to get a letsencrypt cert and https. You can't use http in 2020 - login creds literally in plaintext over the public internet
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:25:00 PMTwitter Web App
I wish @ohiogop would stop mailing me fear mongering pamphlets about how Biden's going to raise my taxes, and how BLM terrorists will invade the suburbs.

You guys support a fraud who grabs women by the pussy and doesn't believe in science. 		Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:23:47 PMTwitter Web App
This country fucking sucks
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
Dude how much dirt does Trump have over these piece of shit Republican senators who basically said they wouldn't vote for a replacement in an election year in the past, but now that the dictator wants to nominate a judge, they will support him Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:32 PMTwitter Web App
Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot.

Fuck everything 		Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PMTwitter Web App
fuck spectrum and their 2005-era 10MBPS upload Monday, September 21, 2020 12:17:36 PMTwitter Web App
@kyoag You're a moron. Who cares that they got a multi-million dollar settlement - it won't bring back Breonna. ARREST THE COPS THAT KILLED AN INNOCENT WOMAN
In reply to @kyoag's tweet
Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:36:30 AMTwitter Web App
These people all need to be purged

https://t.co/P9dodNpgHT 		Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:34:46 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch 		Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AMTwitter Web App
You think Trump ever grabbed Kayleigh McEnany by the pussy? Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:07:50 PMTwitter Web App
fuck the police https://t.co/C4oY1hPCG1 Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:06:18 PMTwitter Web App
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
Zuck is such a weasel. Translation: "We don't give a shit about free speech & can delete whatever we want if it's bad for us." Sucks, but I get it. Platform is being used to incite riots and murders.

Remember, we have free speech, but there are consequences

#MySpaceTom4Life https://t.co/oJ55DPnNGP 		Wednesday, September 02, 2020 2:35:58 PMTwitter Web App
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
I can't wait to watch the RNC. You can't get better trash reality TV! Monday, August 24, 2020 10:04:04 AMTwitter Web App
Trump supporters should all be forced to listen to Kid Rock's All Summer Long continuously on repeat for the rest of their lives. Friday, August 21, 2020 12:03:41 PMTwitter Web App
You guys like my new terminal background? I can't wait to share my screen on Zoom at work https://t.co/eCE4kL7v2G Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:05:57 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:10:21 PMTwitter Web App
Put everyone in Columbus on suicide watch. Jackets eliminated and no OSU football this year

#cancel2020 		Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:08:07 PMTwitter Web App
Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ 		Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev I completely get that it takes time and testing to integrate their GPL into the Merlin builds... So in theory, their two latest releases are not yet integrated?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 12:57:29 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Question.... Does ASUS provide you unreleased SDKs? If I look at their official changelog, does this mean if you use the latest Merlin build on an AX88U, we're only getting binaries from 5/14? https://t.co/dxY7AM2vfS
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 12:55:12 PMTwitter Web App
BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS THO

https://t.co/XvmgG3Dl0D 		Friday, August 14, 2020 1:23:14 PMTwitter Web App
These motherfuckers said they'd undo my 10% pay cut, but instead sent me a $25 Amazon gift card for my hard work

10 years of service. $25 gift card.

https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 9:30:53 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump Get the fuck out of my state
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, August 07, 2020 12:34:42 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck my entire life.
Fuck all of 2020.

I hate it all. Is there like a do over button somewhere? 		Friday, July 31, 2020 9:48:25 PMTwitter Web App
@MSEdgeDev I'm pretty sure I have the real version installed and it's crashing... Used to use Edge Dev,then installed the final version over it a few weeks ago. Crashes until I shut off google search in the address bar

Version 84.0.522.48 (Official build) (64-bit)
In reply to @MSEdgeDev's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2020 9:18:23 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose.

Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2020 1:56:11 PMTwitter Web App
Welp, guess they'll die https://t.co/lpXSUrcMu9 Friday, July 24, 2020 12:41:29 PMTwitter Web App
6pm and i'm helping a manager push a one line change to a git repo which takes 25 seconds and it's been 20 mins already and i want to die Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:22:42 PMTwitter Web App
Michael Kay just said he had a thick neck, as he was showing pictures of him & John Sterling from the 70s/80s (for the second day in a row, mind you) and I'm about to throw up a little bit in my mouth Monday, July 20, 2020 7:09:28 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever created these ID ranges in this DB manually is an moron asshole. 54 rows in the table and the IDs go up to 100 million. I was batching through this by 100 and was wondering why it never finished https://t.co/8lilhPIffu Friday, July 17, 2020 2:48:45 PMTwitter Web App
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.

I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, July 17, 2020 1:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
This sitar dude has an encased baby shark and allegedly it's his best friend, companion and he takes it everywhere...

But this sitar is so chill tho
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, July 17, 2020 1:55:12 AMTwitter Web App
It's almost 2am and I'm watching a dude play a sitar live on Reddit and I really need to reevaluate my life Friday, July 17, 2020 1:52:26 AMTwitter Web App
Wear a mask you stupid fucks https://t.co/5ILbNPC23h Tuesday, July 14, 2020 9:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, July 09, 2020 12:58:26 PMTwitter Web App
My Middle School 2000-2002 hip hop + R&B fire jams playlist is 🔥🔥🔥. Prove me wrong.

https://t.co/1cWocF5u93 		Wednesday, July 08, 2020 10:17:37 AMTwitter Web App
99% harmless you brain-dead fucking moron @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D9BRfC9ZOh Monday, July 06, 2020 2:24:04 PMTwitter Web App
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev From your experience, which Asus AX model do they seem to update the most? I'm looking for the AX equivalent to the AC68U. I want the best possible AX model that you think will be supported for a long time.

(I was burned by their awful support for the AC-87U) 		Wednesday, July 01, 2020 2:15:23 PMTwitter Web App
Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end Wednesday, July 01, 2020 1:18:18 AMTwitter Web App
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. 		Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
When you paste error logs into Slack without making them block text, and your org has an emoji for 40s LOL https://t.co/vd24lWam9y Thursday, June 25, 2020 12:50:46 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPaiFCC @FCC @SenateCommerce You still have that dumbass Reese's mug, you corporate shill?
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 10:32:44 PMTwitter Web App
@Brain_Gravy1 @ColumbusGov No one cares if you get Covid, but you should wear one to avoid killing others
In reply to @Brain_Gravy1's tweet
Tuesday, June 23, 2020 3:04:02 PMTwitter Web App
This chick has a huge rack, so listen up https://t.co/NZFo0o5GGB Tuesday, June 23, 2020 3:01:55 PMTwitter Web App
I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp 		Monday, June 22, 2020 4:11:54 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah @USPS The United States is a garbage country
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Monday, June 22, 2020 3:59:50 PMTwitter Web App
@JJFromTheBronx @NkirbyNYY I knew he's been gone, but seeing this tweet just jolted me
In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet
Friday, June 19, 2020 2:44:17 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump Anyone who likes you is an utter fool
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, June 18, 2020 3:00:25 PMTwitter Web App
These three Supreme Court garbage CLOWNS actually think it's okay to discriminate against LGBTQ employees in the year 2020. How in the world is this ethical? Good thing their garbage opinion doesn't matter and they can go https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE https://t.co/n3afgBZ6bP Wednesday, June 17, 2020 12:59:16 AMTwitter Web App
This tweet is a lie. They are enforcing off peak fares. Guess I shouldn't be commenting if I moved out of the NY area.

I admit when I'm wrong, unlike our idiot president https://t.co/jDCZtZ2z97 		Monday, June 15, 2020 12:49:28 PMTwitter Web App
@MetroNorth @MTA Oh, nice. Thanks. This is what happens when I move away and am out of the loop
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, June 15, 2020 12:48:30 PMTwitter Web App
Love how the @MTA @MetroNorth email defines peak hours until 6PM, but they charge peak fares until 9PM https://t.co/LcMtqggJ7i Monday, June 15, 2020 12:16:23 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump ONE MILLION IDIOTS WHO SHOULD BE PURGED
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Monday, June 15, 2020 9:32:10 AMTwitter Web App
@johncraven1 It causes radiation particles to stick to you if there is fallout! Conditioner is a huge no-no in radioactive areas
In reply to @johncraven1's tweet
Tuesday, June 09, 2020 9:33:48 AMTwitter Web App
Now I'm not saying defund police because you can't have flat out lawlessness, but something has to shake up the entire system because it's broken
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 09, 2020 12:03:12 AMTwitter Web App
Ya know, there are good and bad of everyone... But let me tell you, most cops are fucked in the head, power tripping psychopaths who think they're the second coming of Christ.

#bluelivesmurder 		Monday, June 08, 2020 11:59:01 PMTwitter Web App
Ya know... I was googling some names of some black victims of police brutality to read their stories (because it's easy to forget them all)

https://t.co/i34ul9z140

This is FUCKING HEINOUS. HOW DID THIS COP GET LET OFF THE HOOK?

Castile didn't even do anything and got shot 5x 		Monday, June 08, 2020 11:56:54 PMTwitter Web App
@MayorGinther @BarackObama How's that vice unit doing?
In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 11:50:40 PMTwitter Web App
I'm literally trying to work for free, after a huge covid related pay cut, and cannot because they're MORONS.

Their loss. Oh and when this project flops, not my problem
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 11:48:42 PMTwitter Web App
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
#bunkerboi https://t.co/XjE2fLNEpv Monday, June 08, 2020 6:14:29 PMTwitter Web App
This country fuckin sucks https://t.co/NlPwtuaVVX Monday, June 08, 2020 1:32:05 PMTwitter Web App
Hey @realDonaldTrump look at all these terrorists just standing here peacefully, not harming anyone https://t.co/egvkWEiNgR Friday, June 05, 2020 1:55:15 PMTwitter Web App
Sounds to me like something only a "very stable genius" would tweet. The use of overwhelming force and domination.

Very. Stable. Genius. 👏 https://t.co/Oxh09fXWx7 		Tuesday, June 02, 2020 9:41:59 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump The country is burning and you only care about your ego
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Monday, June 01, 2020 10:30:37 AMTwitter Web App
@TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump The founding fathers were all slave owners and murderers of Native Americans. America was founded on pillaging and fraud. We are a very sad country.
In reply to @TheRightMelissa's tweet
Monday, June 01, 2020 9:13:02 AMTwitter Web App
Is this cop in jail yet? He's a murderer. How is he allowed to walk free after killing a man in public https://t.co/0AvyC1HCkT Thursday, May 28, 2020 11:24:13 AMTwitter Web App
MAKE TWITTER GREAT AGAIN Wednesday, May 27, 2020 3:11:10 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump kill yourself
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, May 27, 2020 12:47:47 PMTwitter Web App
I didn't look at the username I was messing with. I was flat out just being an asshole. Welp, this is my parody Twitter anyway.

But I should reevaluate my life
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 23, 2020 1:43:07 AMTwitter Web App
Naval Ravikant (@naval) blocked me on Twitter Saturday, May 23, 2020 1:32:18 AMTwitter Web App
Gotta love getting bought out and the CTO demands we change clouds for no goddamn reason other than to change something
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, May 19, 2020 9:55:07 AMTwitter Web App