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Dude, what kind of uranium-silicone bands does Fitbit use? I don't even have sensitive skin and have been cleaning them a few times a day and switching wrists and both wrists are completely broken out.

Ordering a $10 fabric band on Amazon. Had good luck with that in the past 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:56:01 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee If you weren't such a controversial piece of shit, you wouldn't be on the defensive all the time.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Friday, January 29, 2021 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
Reminder: Austrailia has been covid-free for 12 days and fuckface Donald Trump killed 420,000 Friday, January 29, 2021 9:51:52 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
. @LeaderMcConnell Hey Mitch, you piece of shit. Remember when the Obama administration left a pandemic readiness plan and you denied it. The fuck is this then?

https://t.co/FsAZSRct7C

Now 400k people died you dipshit. 		Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:02:09 PMTwitter Web App
I wish I were in the position to tell my company to go fuck themselves for abuse. I FUCKING hate what I do every day. Nothing would give me more joy to pull a Billy Walsh (Entourage) on every single suit and asshole who is making me miserable

I wish them all the fucking worst 		Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:14:04 PMTwitter Web App
@seanhannity @tedcruz IF I WANT TO INSTALL SOLAR IT COSTS 20-50 THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU SHITHEAD. I CANNOT SPEND THIS RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO INSTALL SOLAR FOR $3000

MAKE ALL THESE COAL AND OIL WORKS MASS PRODUCE PANELS SO THEY ARE WITHIN REACH FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

YOU FUCKING HACK
In reply to @seanhannity's tweet
Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:01:47 PMTwitter Web App
I should get $1000 every time a developer commits a prod secret to github, because my patience is running out Wednesday, January 27, 2021 5:12:38 PMTwitter Web App
@LindseyGrahamSC @senrobportman He retired because he can't deal with fuckers like yourself who spread propaganda and lies that led to an insurrection. Portman refused to S trump's D so he had to leave the party.

The GOP is a fucked dumpster fire. Good, you asshole.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:41:52 AMTwitter Web App
Who are the IDIOTS over on Costco's cybersecurity team that think it's a good idea to prevent pasting into the password field on the signup page. So now I can't generate a 24 character random password and store it, assholes. Guess I'll use 'password123' instead! Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:09:56 AMTwitter Web App
@AjitPai My mind is blown that you kept your Twitter! I only really followed you to break balls about your policies, but it's like you never left us! Except now, minus the Trumpism!

Any plans to get back to that law career with huge corporations to fight the atrocities of the evil left?
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 1:45:14 AMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz You're a national disaster
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Thursday, January 21, 2021 2:08:32 PMTwitter Web App
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
If wild stuff like this can survive 500-3000 meters down under Earth's oceans, you can't tell me the same kind of shit isn't living under in Europa's ocean https://t.co/kykBpF0XLF Sunday, January 17, 2021 11:32:04 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. I'm in favor of it. Whoever did this should get ASSHOLE carved into their entire back with a machete https://t.co/0uj37cpnEQ Thursday, January 14, 2021 11:25:15 AMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
@Mike_Pence Invoke the 25th you little bitch Monday, January 11, 2021 1:30:08 PMTwitter Web App
@bridges_walls @magy2misho @tedcruz This is an offensive, ignorant statement. Don't generalize like that. Islam is a peaceful religion. You are on the wrong side of history.

Nowhere in the definition of a terrorist does it say the person is Middle Eastern. Violently overtaking a government building is terrorism
In reply to @bridges_walls's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2021 11:37:07 AMTwitter Web App
Fuckin shutterfly. I put a promo code in and it removed their built in discount and made the shit more expensive. It was nearly impossible to remove the code. I cleared cookies, I deleted the item from the cart. This is how they make money Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:49:38 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO @simonschuster YOU ARE A COP MURDERER
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Friday, January 08, 2021 1:58:22 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump Resign, you riot inciting cocksucker. BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. GO TO JAIL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 1:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
Youtube music algorithm to me: "We think you like a lot of drugs" https://t.co/BP96YvbOlv Friday, January 08, 2021 1:49:24 PMTwitter Web App
@RudyGiuliani You're a national disaster and Borat made you look like a fuckin asshole, you dirty old man
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Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:20:52 PMTwitter Web App
Put your mask over your nose you ignoramus https://t.co/R9EiylRA6b Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:16:36 AMTwitter Web App
Why are these people objecting and looking like jagoff assholes, when they don't meet the requirements for an objection. F'in idiots! Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:07:53 AMTwitter Web App
Gold content https://t.co/k2kWHD1fd1 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:46:00 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this. Get him out NOW https://t.co/hnmLdeTIrG Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:36:24 PMTwitter Web App
@jack @Twitter

BAN @realDonaldTrump , AN ANARCHIST AND TERRORIST 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:27:14 PMTwitter Web App
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck him. Leave him there. Do not waste medical resources and taxpayer dollars on this terrorist https://t.co/khvqQeFCvj Wednesday, January 06, 2021 6:25:57 PMTwitter Web App
RT @MichaelRapaport: Allllllll these people in the CAPITAL BUILDING & not ONE person has a knee on there neck?
I wanna see some white peop… 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:52:06 PMTwitter Web App
Is it January 20th yet? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:51:13 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, @senatemajldr McConnell, you fuckin droopy turtle faced bitch: How does it feel to lose the Senate and support a mental patient who incites coups? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
Trump just said "we love you, you're very special" to domestic terrorists Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:23:46 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, at least they fired the officers who murdered Breona Taylor today. Little slap on the wrist for democracy! https://t.co/sJuMSCBAvy Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:14:34 PMTwitter Web App
@alexgiess @AjitPaiFCC get the fuck out of this country then
In reply to @alexgiess's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:53:10 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPaiFCC YOU SUPPORTED TRUMP YOU BUFFOON
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:52:12 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
I hope these motherfuckers destroy Washington once Biden's certified so we can all see how looney they all are Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
@sendavidperdue I wish you all the worst, shithead. Go live in some other country and turn that into a dictatorship
In reply to @sendavidperdue's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:21:37 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
America is a fucking disaster and joke Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:05 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump @sendavidperdue fuck yourself
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:15:54 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this guy https://t.co/0mEDR3NriU Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:14:00 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a fraud. You have severe mental illness. Please leave this planet and never return
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 12:46:46 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
Don't fucking do this: https://t.co/yvqMU7ULAj Just give the doses as designed and it's too bad - people will have to wait. It's better than giving 2x the people half assed protection.

I work in tech. When people use shit beyond how it was designed, it never ends well 		Monday, January 04, 2021 10:50:18 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusSafety @ColumbusGov @ColumbusPolice This is a joke. ARREST THE MAN. Imagine if I killed someone and only lost my job because of it? Jesus Christ almighty.

#BLUELIVESMURDER
In reply to @ColumbusSafety's tweet
Monday, December 28, 2020 4:32:27 PMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan COLUMBUS PD KEEPS KILLING UNARMED BLACK MEN YOU IDIOT
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Monday, December 28, 2020 11:01:00 AMTwitter Web App
I have nothing but respect for one of our top engineers who quit because he had enough of our company's bullshit. Put in his two weeks but proceeded to take 1.5 weeks of PTO and told us to eat a dick

Guy just got completely shitfaced on his going away Zoom 		Wednesday, December 23, 2020 5:48:48 PMTwitter Web App
These fuckin devs spent like a week on elaborate code to work around errors for people who idle on our login page too long and I was like...

Just meta refresh the page every 30 mins. <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="1800">

The lowest tech solution and it would solve it 		Friday, December 18, 2020 10:20:05 AMTwitter Web App
Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AMTwitter Web App
No, that acronym is not correct, Microsoft https://t.co/tnCdmtsnit Thursday, December 17, 2020 1:58:15 PMTwitter Web App
I'm mad fuckin NY is getting 12-16 inches of snow and we're only getting like one. Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:22:20 AMTwitter Web App
Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever Tuesday, December 15, 2020 1:45:31 AMTwitter Web App
Gotta love these Chinese ESL Amazon descriptions... This is for an electric pepper grinder - convenient and funny! https://t.co/MGGses0tmV Monday, December 14, 2020 4:00:06 PMTwitter Web App
@TXAG You're a fucking lunatic
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Friday, December 11, 2020 11:17:12 PMTwitter Web App
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@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco THIS IS LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY
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Friday, December 11, 2020 4:55:33 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name?

Fuckin jagoff 		Friday, December 11, 2020 2:01:58 PMTwitter Web App
Any fucking state that is suing to try to reverse the election should just secede and get the FUCK out. This cracker lost by 8 million and we all need to give it up at this point Friday, December 11, 2020 10:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
@tzsawyer @AjitPaiFCC @MPORielly 👋
In reply to @tzsawyer's tweet
Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:12:21 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus CHRIST already: https://t.co/W2HCl24JcT

GO AWAY. Go play golf. Stop ruining shit. @JoeBiden better redo the @EPA because they're useless at the moment. 		Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:09:27 PMTwitter Web App
One of our top engineers just put in his two weeks because he's fed up with this horseshit project we're on. And now all the suits are scheduling one on ones with me scared I'll walk too. Monday, December 07, 2020 2:27:19 PMTwitter Web App
HORSESHIT UX over at @youtubemusic... Some songs are flagged as "content made for kids" which impose all kinds of weirdo restrictions that make no sense. I can't add it to a playlist? Dafuq.

This is a paid music service for me, an adult. DECOUPLE THIS FROM YOUTUBE. 		Sunday, December 06, 2020 1:02:50 AMTwitter Web App
I like where they're going with this, but It's 2020. Do I look like I'm chill rn? https://t.co/6chobPBJbZ Sunday, December 06, 2020 12:50:30 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, December 03, 2020 10:52:04 AMTwitter Web App
They ended my energy efficiency program and I can't login to the official app, but they never sent a de-bind command to my energy bridge, so I can still get MQTT data from my smart meter.

Maybe they'll turn a blind eye to it and leave it. https://t.co/fSBhbiTKb9 		Tuesday, December 01, 2020 12:25:44 AMTwitter Web App
Let me correct myself... Obama didn't appoint him as FCC chair - Idiot Trump did. But Obama did appoint him to the FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:46:30 PMTwitter Web App
I'm totally getting banned from Twitter tonight Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:35 PMTwitter Web App
This bitch doesn't even have a blue checkmark. How is she legitimate?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:19 PMTwitter Web App
LOL WHAT A DOOFUS @SidneyPowell1 https://t.co/fJggMr7QSO Monday, November 30, 2020 11:41:31 PMTwitter Web App
@fox7austin Because he finally realized he worked for an ignorant, dumb bitch?
In reply to @fox7austin's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:36:55 PMTwitter Web App
@BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PMTwitter Web App
AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM

https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PMTwitter Web App
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC Trump hates brown people. How can you support his racist ass?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:41 PMTwitter Web App
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit.

Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest?
In reply to @ind_thought's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
@Dar1n9 @AEPOhio @OhioStatehouse @PUCOhio @firstenergycorp Larry Householder is a corrupt asshole, who was in jail and re-elected by a bunch of Trump puppet MORONS.

The @ohiogop are a bunch of corporate shill morons who are pro-cancer for supporting unclean energy.
In reply to @Dar1n9's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:24:10 PMTwitter Web App
I popped onto Slack for a couple minutes and 900 people are bitching about X and on tirades about Y. And I didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. Some other asshole can fix it all and I'll get back right when things chill out again.

Enjoyyyyy
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:21:08 PMTwitter Web App
I took the day off today. You know why? My company doesn't give the day after Thanksgiving off. Everyone takes it off. It's a joke. No work done. But then all the motherfuckers come back on Monday and guess what? I'm the fuck out!

That's how it's done, son 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:19:24 PMTwitter Web App
Lol these people were all on crack. Google Wave was a useless, failure pile of shit: https://t.co/gdIL5AYUDe Thursday, November 26, 2020 1:32:16 AMTwitter Web App
@Crybabiesdotcom @realDonaldTrump So you're pro fascism?
In reply to @Crybabiesdotcom's tweet
Monday, November 16, 2020 9:46:51 AMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/8el6Y11GWS https://t.co/yt8o6ChAFR Monday, November 16, 2020 9:45:45 AMTwitter Web App
I can't wait until January 20th so we can see this whiny sore loser bitch dragged from the White House kicking and screaming Friday, November 13, 2020 12:15:30 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a delusional cunt, out of touch with reality. Go the fuck away. Go play golf. Go start a cable network. Just go away. No sane person likes you
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, November 13, 2020 12:00:52 PMTwitter Web App
We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AMTwitter Web App
@extraaveragemom Yes. I exclusively post the most absurd crap here
In reply to @extraaveragemom's tweet
Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:07:56 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone needs to eat a fuckin dick today at work Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28:50 AMTwitter Web App
@EricTrump You're a fuckin jerkoff
In reply to @EricTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 10, 2020 10:14:52 AMTwitter Web App
Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid.

Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY 		Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PMTwitter Web App
Let's all just go to Oregon, eat psilocybin and disassociate from all the Trump IDIOTS in this country

https://t.co/AkmshLxwWZ 		Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:58:55 AMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch
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Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:45:28 AMTwitter Web App
@melmalone0127 @TruthLioness96 @realDonaldTrump u whack https://t.co/ewPcrbc4Yh
In reply to @melmalone0127's tweet
Thursday, November 05, 2020 12:03:18 AMTwitter Web App
Electoral college was literally put in place in the 1700s because everyone had horse and buggies and it took weeks to travel. Plus they though the common person was an idiot and needed an elector to represent them.

Today, half of all Americans are brainwashed IDIOTS anyway
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:42:30 PMTwitter Web App
And that folks, is the problem with the IDIOT electoral college. It should not come down to a couple of states. Bumblefuck PA does not and should not represent me. Every person's vote should hold the same weight
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Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:41:27 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good.

Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch 		Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PMTwitter Web App