602 results for ass — page 6 of 7, showing 501–600
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This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Dat ass Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:23:16 PMtwidroid
Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PMtwidroid
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
Nice ass Tuesday, March 09, 2010 4:50:32 PMtwidroid
Dude. Twidroids locarion is DEAD WRONG. I was in bronxville and it said I was in the hamptons. Fuckin east ass end of LI is not Westchester Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:26:09 PMtwidroid
Long ass day. Is it over yet? Monday, February 22, 2010 10:41:36 AMtwidroid
I don't join Facebook groups endorsing people running unopposed in elections. Only our stupid ass school government... Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:38:08 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams welcome to my world nucka. Fairfield u. Shitty ass computers. Shittier ass network.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2010 2:35:35 AMtwidroid
That was a legit piece of ass in the laundry room. Who wears tight ass booty shorts during a snowstorm anyway? No complaints here. Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:24:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PMtwidroid
wow non keyboard phones suck ass Monday, January 25, 2010 10:36:47 PMtxt
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
My fat fuckin ass just stepped on a scale and it was like E mother fucker Saturday, January 23, 2010 11:32:21 PMtwidroid
Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PMtwidroid
Hey neighbor, let your stupid ass dog in. It's barking its ass off and annoying me. Thursday, December 31, 2009 1:45:31 PMTwitter Web Client
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
"(What's your name?) T-Good (Whatcha do?) I'm a plumber (How ya do it) I lay the pipe for that ass to make her dance" -absolutely hysterical Monday, December 14, 2009 12:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
joe's dumpy ass rum. no dick in my brand name Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:24:36 PMtxt
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure a cell phone charger shouldn't emit a loud ass high frequency hiss when plugged into the wall. The F Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:35:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Epic Zombie killing. And epic quote: "Rio, get your black ass back in this weed pit" Thursday, November 26, 2009 5:09:37 AMTwitter Web Client
"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Darryl shut your drunk ass up. No one cares and you're rambling Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51:43 AMTwitter Web Client
nice ass. fuckin christ Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AMtxt
FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
There is a nasty ass girl in my house right now Friday, September 25, 2009 9:37:03 PMtxt
nice ass Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:56:15 PMtxt
This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AMtxt
@Waspito False, you're from Westchester. You root for the Giants fool. Not a hick ass upstate NY team just b/cyou go to school there
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2009 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
The fucking internet on this campus sucks ass. 128k. I miss the Optimum Online at The Swamp Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
A plus of working in a gross school in the summer: hot ass camp counsellors Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:13:15 AMtxt
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
Nice ass. And you're eating a banana. Lol Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:34:59 AMtxt
Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PMtxt
Hell yeah. Smokin ass teachers! Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:22:23 AMtxt
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
I can't take this hot ass weather Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:32:55 PMtwhirl
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Nice ass in those pink shorts. Also Tc gets a free vod sprite on me, but he's being a nance. Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:09:48 AMtxt
Today sucks ass Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:31:14 AMtxt
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
Slacking my ass off because I'm lazy as fuck. My twitter is private, so I can say this Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PMTwitpic
Fucking bulky ass CRT monitors. I'm changing RAM in a computer lab and they're all cable managed and huge so there's nowhere to put them Monday, July 13, 2009 10:13:33 AMTwitter Web Client
My ass is finally in a cushioned seat field level at yankee stadium. woot Thursday, July 02, 2009 8:53:06 PMTwitter SMS
Blogging my ass off lately. Pre-writing tomorrow's Firefox 3.5 post Monday, June 29, 2009 6:08:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So they're finally ripping up the nasty ass, stained, molded carpet in Gedge's room. it hasn't been changed since I was in 6th grade. lol Monday, June 29, 2009 4:47:56 PMTwitter Web Client
It's always the old slow ass computers that hold me back. Move! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:12:22 PMTwitter SMS
One shitty ass company finally gives me what I want and now the new company we're switching to is slacking. I can't win. Monday, June 29, 2009 7:45:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I shouldn't bother going to bed. I'll just be more tired getting up. Today is going to suck ass. Monday, June 29, 2009 6:09:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Just saw a picture of Michael Jackson's scary ass face on a website & wasn't expecting it. It freaked me out. Die already. Oh wait... Saturday, June 27, 2009 4:02:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Hour number 5 of cleaning filthy ass dusty projectors Friday, June 26, 2009 12:53:12 PMTwitter SMS
Getting SSH to authenticate using public keys on windows is a pain in the ass... Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
proper twitter usage: if i tweet "@username takes it in the ass with a tire iron" reply should be like "@me wheres your girl nig" Monday, June 22, 2009 4:20:26 AMTwitter Web Client
I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AMTwitter Web Client
What an ass on this smokin' Res Life intern. Personal assistant to Senor Downer? The lucky bastard. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:10:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Excellent bike ride. Highlights include a goose hissing at me and a hot piece of ass. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:53:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika The point of twitter is for stupid ass updates and complaints no one cares about. stop sending it to your phone if you dont' care
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:18:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow. Turion64 1st generation processors suck ass. My 2.2ghz 4 yr old shitbox benches the same as a 1.6ghz atom processor Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:57:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin public shitty ass slow trackers. I have a 20MBPS connection and need one episode, and it's coming down <1MBPS 2 hours!! FML Monday, May 25, 2009 1:15:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Workin my ass off on yearbook pages + Flickr slideshow of Senior Week will be posted for the Mirror. <3 covering 2 orgs at once. Pay raise? Wednesday, May 13, 2009 1:25:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Stupid useless-ass core lowering my GPA. Got As in my major classes though. Monday, May 11, 2009 3:39:26 PMTwitter Web Client
"My head is killing my ass right now" - Me "This is a pain in the bitch" -Tom on moving out Saturday, May 09, 2009 12:06:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika dane cook sucks ass. hes not even funny nigga. drink instead
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, May 04, 2009 12:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Pain in the ass with the BCC fire alarm... Wednesday, April 29, 2009 3:43:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Picking classes. Huge pain in the ass Monday, March 30, 2009 7:03:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito ass. I'll do that next thurs. "Everyday its something hits me all so cold. Find me sittin by myself no excuses, then I know"
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:22:40 PMTwitter Web Client
yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys? Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:32:00 PMTwitter Web Client
"I'm sorry, I just ripped ass so hard" - Keith (SBD) Friday, March 27, 2009 12:20:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Family Guy needs to cut it out with the extended ass cut scenes that waste time because MacFarlane is too lazy to write new material Sunday, March 15, 2009 9:08:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Great ass movie poster (literally): http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/SAFC/2mzli0z.jpg Tuesday, March 03, 2009 10:36:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Fairfield really needs to take it easy with the cold ass, constant wind in my face. Nonstop annoyance on my 15 min walks to class. Monday, February 23, 2009 1:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
There's a difference between decent tweets and annoying ass tweets Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:16:55 PMTwitter Web Client
The same two annoying ass people IM me nonstop. Isn't there anyone else who has anything to say to me (not that I care, just wondering) Sunday, January 04, 2009 6:48:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon Store. Dealing with this shitty ass phone. Friday, December 26, 2008 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
New feature on my phone: shuts off every single time I flip it open. Pain in the ass, now I need a new one... Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:15:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Guy seriously. I feel like a fat unhealthy ass bc I ate 2 Christmas tree cookies, + a burget & fries for dinner. Have a salad.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, December 15, 2008 2:41:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Wht an ass on that one. One thing you don't see at the townhouses all the time... Monday, December 01, 2008 5:20:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Why do I keep muting the fuckin F. Such a pain in the ass to play Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
You're a reall pain in the ass cutting my winter break short for training. Jeeez. Train for what... Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:59:42 PMTwitter Web Client
next two days suck ass Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:44:05 AMtwhirl
Our internet sucks ass right now Monday, October 20, 2008 11:13:44 PMtwhirl
Marc & Dan need to stop having private convos via Twitter. Twitter is for status updates, like "holy shit that girl over there has some ass" Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:51:41 AMtwhirl
Lou Pinella, you fucked up my bracket asshole. Thanks to your stupid ass team, it's all wrong now. Now people are going to think I'm a joker Sunday, October 05, 2008 9:00:37 AMtwhirl
what an ass on this one Monday, September 29, 2008 3:13:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Our recycling pickup sucks ass. So much for "put it out Wednesday night, we come Thursday morning" psh. Second week of my bin overflowing. Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:01:18 PMtwhirl
cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AMtwhirl
Low low low. Yanks lost, no ass for me, and I'm 0-2 on my own table this year. fuck my life. also cockblocks, 90 of them. for 20 years. fuck Saturday, September 06, 2008 2:47:27 AMtwhirl
3 absolutely hot smokeshows appear across the street in a hot ass car. Since when does that happen and what do they want with the neighbor? Saturday, August 23, 2008 4:36:41 PMtwhirl
Until his big fat ass is helping me lift boxes, I'll do it my way, not his. (My way is better btw). Moron. Monday, August 18, 2008 4:35:02 PMTwitter Web Client