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My neurodivergent ass found it interesting that my laptop (which runs 24/7), uses 2 more idle watts when running nginx, php and Selenium docker containers - with no requests, load or tests running vs the docker engine shut down. Monday, April 06, 2026 2:45:29 AMBlueSky
Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 9:49:58 PMBlueSky
These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity.

Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states
In reply to @safety.bsky.app's post
Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PMBlueSky
@TracketPacer Dude shut down all the AI troll bots to lower costs now that his Billionaire ass got his way in US politics :/
In reply to @TracketPacer's tweet
Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:00:00 PMTwitter Web App
If the Trump campaign was actually smart, they'd use a Taylor Swift song and see how sjer and her regime would react.

Rather than the NY post being a bitch ass saying she didn't support Harris. 		Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
@karlykingsley 6.99 for a little ass bag of carcinogenic Doritos. No kidding. I'm not spending 6.99 for this bag of cancer causing chemicals https://t.co/MLpF6ylF2p
In reply to @karlykingsley's tweet
Monday, September 02, 2024 10:49:50 PMTwitter Web App
Here's an example of corporate greed. I'm not paying $6.99 for a little ass bag of chips. They can keep them. They're outside their god damn minds.

Inflation is cooling. What is this nonsense? https://t.co/KesBGVCYJL 		Thursday, August 15, 2024 2:40:23 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
I exclusively use the ThinkPad TrackPoint pointer (aka clit mouse). There is a phenomenon I've been experiencing where it moves on its own when I let it go.

TIL- this is known as trackpoint drift and it's a pain in the gd ass. AI knows everything https://t.co/CgpRzxovn2 		Friday, August 02, 2024 12:05:35 AMTwitter Web App
First Crowdstrike puts a spiked pole up my ass. Now Digicert.

I am going to quit technology. Yall suck 		Tuesday, July 30, 2024 5:57:06 PMTwitter Web App
Gen Z outta ther gd minds. I'm not wearing high ass socks. Was made fun of for that shit in the 90s... I'll wear my low ones like an old, tyvm.

https://t.co/GbV1iejLda 		Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:47:01 PMTwitter for Android
Lenovo T14 Gen 3 battery life is complete ass. You're lucky to get 45 minutes. Only 107 cycles too https://t.co/qqesMcibPZ Wednesday, June 26, 2024 10:32:08 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty. Old people are such a pain in the ass Wednesday, June 05, 2024 1:56:16 PMTwitter for Android
BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine You have ZERO right tweeting about Earth Day when your ass is all entangled in the First Energy Scandal. You fraud
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Monday, April 22, 2024 1:34:44 PMTwitter Web App
It's absolutely enraging that I live in the most populated township in my county and they still have railroad crossings across main ass roads like it's still farmland.

You get a long ass, slow train at rush hour and everything is fucked 		Wednesday, March 06, 2024 4:48:21 PMBlueSky
Anyone want to gift my poor ass a Raspberry Pi 5 to replace an old desktop I'm running Gitlab CE on? It' running on an old Intel Sandy Bridge and is now slow AF. Wednesday, March 06, 2024 9:58:46 AMBlueSky
@MalcangiSarah @Windol4Jesus So heartbreaking. It's almost as if Christ would be kind and accepting to those groups, unlike your bigoted ass
In reply to @MalcangiSarah's tweet
Tuesday, February 27, 2024 3:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
@BuckeyeFirearms @FrankLaRose You guys dense? You support this jagoff who banned August elections, and then wasted $20 million taxpayer dollars holding an August election, and LOSING? Or how he had Larry Householder and First Energy up his ass?
In reply to @BuckeyeFirearms's tweet
Monday, February 05, 2024 12:28:17 PMTwitter Web App
@dolan4ohio Matt, tell your brother he's been an asshole since the Cablevision days, his band stinks, and to put MSG and their shitty facial recognition tech up his ass
In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet
Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:04:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Covid didn't come from the filthy ass wet markets. It was obviously a lab leak. They build a GD lab in Wuhan to study coronaviruses and then a couple of workers got deadly ill. It doesn't take much to put two and two together.

https://t.co/UJPT4jndWb 		Monday, January 29, 2024 11:04:49 AMTwitter Web App
I need to mute my neighbor Karen. She's nice but parks her ass at my house and never stops jibber jabbering. This would be perfect https://t.co/sekqntS2K4 Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:24:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna kick the kid in the ass who introduced her to this bullshit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 27, 2023 8:22:58 AMTwitter for Android
@BWLSD How's your dumb ass flag ban going, idiots?
In reply to @BWLSD's tweet
Friday, December 15, 2023 9:08:07 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you'll be taking no oath. There's no way you and your bitch ass ways will be elected.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, December 11, 2023 7:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
@JLasagna43 Baseball is boring now that no one is ripping amphetamines and PEDs anymore... Everyone's also a wimpy ass bitch that ends up on the injured list
In reply to @JLasagna43's tweet
Monday, November 13, 2023 12:37:34 PMTwitter Web App
Italian mothers that do this for their grown ass sons are enabling the next generation of laziness. These dudes have NO clue how to survive in the real world without mommy. How do I know? I've lived this.

https://t.co/6BIjVYiDxc 		Monday, November 13, 2023 12:00:44 AMTwitter for Android
No.wonder I've gotten dumber over the years. Sitting on your ass is the new smoking

https://t.co/quoqxm2S0L 		Friday, September 15, 2023 7:24:01 PMTwitter for Android
@alexengineer10 @concept_central My 3rd gen Lenovo T14 battery is ASS. Literally doesn't last more than an hour
In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet
Wednesday, August 23, 2023 3:41:10 PMTwitter Web App
@MGonidakis Written like an absolute 🤡, Michael...

You support Frank aLoseR and his bitch ass ways.
In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet
Wednesday, August 09, 2023 1:19:52 AMTwitter for Android
FRANKIE BOY!!!! How does it feel to see this lame stream fake news website telling you that YA LOST! Hahahaha 60% your ass.. Enjoyyyyyy

@FrankLaRose https://t.co/Sc1lA1wrD6 		Tuesday, August 08, 2023 9:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
@JudgeHawkins I love these vote yes crowds. Buncha white ass boomers
In reply to @JudgeHawkins's tweet
Tuesday, July 25, 2023 3:39:08 PMTwitter Web App
Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle

I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this 		Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AMTwitter Web App
@darreldrowland FRANKIE BOY! You're at it again. I will keep calling you out on here for your bullshit. Issue 1 is ASS. You're a hack
In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet
Friday, July 14, 2023 12:26:36 PMTwitter Web App
@jnsswb @ohiolife No one is paying me a dime to see that this is a stupid ass agenda that takes your freedoms away. It's common sense really. Waste of $20 million.
In reply to @jnsswb's tweet
Friday, July 14, 2023 3:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
Where The 100 is unrealistic AF: check out that tiny ass solar panel. It would take weeks to recharge a battery big enough to power that rover. But they always have enough battery. Always https://t.co/gKgcKO7pk3 Thursday, July 13, 2023 12:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
@toxic_megacolon @FrankLaRose Right? Conservative my ass. Don't tread on me my ass. Spending $20 million on a special election despite a prior house bill banning august elections. But not when the corrupts need to sneak one by I guess.

FRANKIE BOY: you're done my man. You're a loser
In reply to @toxic_megacolon's tweet
Wednesday, July 12, 2023 10:40:37 PMTwitter for Android
@DavidGlassOH Today is a great day for you to be brainwashed and support an unnecessary election that cost taxpayers $20 million, only to attempt to take people's voice away based on mega donors from out of state.

GOP: party of small government and "don't tread on me" your ass. https://t.co/zhvaZaorVj
In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet
Tuesday, July 11, 2023 1:10:31 PMTwitter for Android
What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit

https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX 		Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PMTwitter for Android
I just got a case of 24 Bud Light for $6.99 because they're desperate. Look, they're dummies. They pissed off both the anti-trans bigots and the LGBTQ people when they backpedaled.

So no one wants their swill ass beer anymore. But the price was right because the economy sux. 		Tuesday, May 23, 2023 11:16:37 AMTwitter Web App
Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge

This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI 		Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web App
Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore. Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies

2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law

https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) 		Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
I just ripped ass loudly on the streets assuming no one was around and someone was Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:05 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe use a QR code image? Or a pdf. It's not rocket science.

Like do you deliberately make this a pain in the ass, or are your product designers and engineers braindead?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:54:10 PMTwitter for Android
What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email

TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U 		Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PMTwitter Web App
Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PMTwitter for Android
Eh f the cheating ass Astros Saturday, November 05, 2022 11:18:01 PMTwitter for Android
If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx Friday, September 16, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit.

https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq 		Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick

https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 		Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PMTwitter for Android
Wimp ass motherfuckers https://t.co/72YWOHI9fD

Where are all you blue lives matter assholes now? 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
Rant #2 about why Peppa Pig is a stupid ass show and pisses me off.

Peppa bumped her arm on Christmas (gentler than Giuliani was patted on the back) and they called the doctor who responded lights and sirens and then told her to go to the ER where she skipped the entire wait 		Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:42:27 AMTwitter for Android
How about all these blue lives matter motherfuckers... You have these pansy ass cops who are too scared to do their jobs. What good are they for? Seriously. What good are they for? They murder innocent black people and then sit there and do nothing while a madman kills kids Friday, May 27, 2022 9:22:55 PMTwitter for Android
Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AMTwitter Web App
Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
I can't do my taxes yet because my asshole investment guy didn't send me a finalized 1099. I have some half ass estimated version that is going to change.

1) I want my gd refund. I don't believe in loaning the US interest free money
2) IRS is backlogged, so it's gonna take ages 		Friday, March 18, 2022 9:38:57 PMTwitter Web App
Why is Brittney Spears posting her old soggy ass titties all over Insta? Ain't no one wanna see that, it's not the early 2000s Monday, March 14, 2022 5:58:55 PMTwitter for Android
the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AMTwitter Web App
Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity.

And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AMTwitter for Android
My dog just ripped ass in her sleep. Loud. Smelly. In bed. With me in it too. Thursday, November 18, 2021 12:42:32 AMTwitter for Android
Scandal your ass. Boosters are fine. What about all the fuckin idiots who refuse the vaccine? Let them get sick and die, I plan to live.

https://t.co/ggEiTXBtL2 		Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:28:26 AMTwitter Web App
You want to know what systemic racism is? I was back home visiting my parents and my boy dropped me off at 2am. A cop though we were up to no good because we were in the driveway of a quiet white ass neighborhood. I had an out of state ID, but it was coo. We were white. He left.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:12 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis Must be a shitty business if your ignorant ass is advertising it
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Monday, August 23, 2021 10:06:20 AMTwitter for Android
"Oh but it's child abuse." "They can't tell me what to do" It's a fucking piece of cloth you idiots. Kids are resilient Granted, there could be exceptions

Yeah it's a pain in the ass but don't you want this pandemic shit to end?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 04, 2021 12:02:10 AMTwitter Web App
A. blatica, a parasitic fungus, literally eats ass https://t.co/rVa25Ftzny Tuesday, June 29, 2021 8:24:40 AMTwitter for Android
When you need to half ass some infra at work, at least half ass it in a way where it's functional and has sound logic... This guy that left - wtf did he actually do here? There's no way this horseshit can possibly work in prod. Config typos, manual file overrides. YIKES Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:04:49 PMTwitter Web App
@TruistNews you guys want to fix the shitty ass SunTrust portal and the fact that the Document Center has been down for days and I urgently need to grab a statement? Thanks Thursday, April 15, 2021 6:02:42 PMTwitter Web App
Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook?

It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software 		Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AMTwitter Web App
Dude we broke our ass for like 8 months on a huge migration that led to family problems, a good engineer quitting, a week of instability, and general misery...
and they give us fuckin DoorDash gift cards. No comp week off, no bonus. Fuckin DoorDash. Get the actual fuck outta here 		Monday, March 08, 2021 11:10:26 PMTwitter Web App
Raze this piece of shit building immediately. Looks like asshole in the NYC skyline and we have whiny ass rich people saying it sucks https://t.co/aAaBl6b59Y Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:51 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC Trump hates brown people. How can you support his racist ass?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:41 PMTwitter Web App
Maybe it's just me, but those outdoor Christmas red/green dot projectors people put on their houses look like ASS. They're dim, and for lazy people. Put real lights up Thursday, November 19, 2020 6:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
E Street Legend / Syl / dope ass dude @StevieVanZandt knows wtf is up, ya heard.

https://t.co/IwO42Sg9uF

cc: @RockNationRadio 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI 		Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:41:42 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PMTwitter for Android
Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination... Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ on the cross... I'm a grown ass man and my parents are visiting. Waited up for me to get back from this concert and I'm a little fucked up.

And I feel all of the judgment. https://t.co/vDCuzHMURb 		Sunday, December 29, 2019 12:15:13 AMTwitter for Android
This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
Was able to duck out the side during the homily. Saved my ass for the rest of these two hours
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 31, 2019 2:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
The @columbusairport is dropping the ball tonight.

1. Gave pilot wrong gate
2. On runway 20 mins after landing due to plane "traffic" (place is deserted)
3. Picked the ass end of the terminal to deplane when closer gates were free
4. Baggage claim is being slow af 		Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
My degenerate ass bought a six pack and didn't get a bag for it. Walking around Anaheim with it back to the hotel while everyone has their Disney things. I'm a loon Friday, August 16, 2019 12:26:24 AMTwitter for Android
"My fuckin 60 year old boss is getting more ass than I am" -some platform engineer Thursday, August 15, 2019 3:07:57 AMTwitter for Android
The is a guy on this plane standing up with his ass pointed towards my face...

Wash your ass better if you're going to be in public 		Tuesday, August 13, 2019 3:13:37 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
Then they scan your tickets and load you onto a packed bus, jammed ass to dick in there. Bus drives to the tarmac where the plane is.

¿LOLWUT?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, May 17, 2019 4:47:30 PMTwitter for Android