602 results for ass — page 5 of 7, showing 401–500
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Wake up. Leg itches. Feel huge ass bug on leg. knock it off. It's a gigantic spider. #winning Sunday, September 04, 2011 2:42:51 AMTwitter Web Client
ass. titties Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:34:08 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @plasma2002: Just had the best idea ever... Graham cracker, marshmallow, and...... Kit-kat. Sounds like it kicks a smore's ass! #fb Saturday, August 20, 2011 8:12:05 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Boring Ass Post: I Ramped Up Traffic To This Blog in 2011 http://bit.ly/r4Oolh Sunday, August 07, 2011 10:35:22 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This Bald Ass Facebook Pic I Was Tagged in is Freaking Me Out http://bit.ly/pduNnC Saturday, July 16, 2011 1:20:59 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
This bitch's giant fat ass is intruding my seat. Can't even put my elbow down. Friday, July 15, 2011 7:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6:52:20 PMTwitter Web Client
9PM and no dinner. Then they wonder why I'm so fat.. I sit on my ass all day and slow my metabolism down bc I don't eat regularly. Monday, July 11, 2011 9:01:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Ooo. That's an ass and three quarters Friday, July 08, 2011 7:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair. Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:46:28 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: What's Up With Google's New Ugly Ass Gray Bar? http://bit.ly/mz3HpT Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:40:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Bring me that ass! Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 fuckin pop him you bitch ass.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:00:53 AMTwitter for Android
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmmm. I have a boss ass sandwich today for lunch Monday, June 06, 2011 12:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This Ass Pillow Is A Stupid Idea http://bit.ly/lxSUwL Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Such a great ass. Oh. My. God. Saturday, May 14, 2011 3:15:08 AMTwitter for Android
Sales girl is literally wearing the shortest ass shorts I've ever seen before. Hot. I probably didn't make eye contact with her before. Oops Tuesday, May 10, 2011 3:35:56 PMTwitter for Android
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks Monday, May 09, 2011 1:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
The ass on this one... Saturday, April 30, 2011 2:46:13 PMTwitter for Android
RT @dannyrob88: Sitting on this shitty,ass train w @portfolioso ... He looks like a fag Monday, April 25, 2011 10:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: HAHA Your Shitty iPhone is Spying On Your Ass http://bit.ly/fnfiyf Thursday, April 21, 2011 9:13:51 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This bartender has quite the amazing ass. Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:50:01 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This Freak Ass Barbie Doll's Got Some Pair of Tits http://bit.ly/g3mywA Monday, April 18, 2011 9:36:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd nice ass ringo
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, April 15, 2011 11:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
This ugly ass asian's ginormous dome is blocking my view of the hot redhead Wednesday, February 16, 2011 7:45:07 PMTwitter for Android
I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:58:53 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: Don't sit on icy benches. You'll get a wet ass. (@ Madison Square Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/e9aPMF Thursday, February 03, 2011 5:41:08 PMfoursquare
THAT ASS Thursday, February 03, 2011 11:23:02 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking New Haven line.... stalled ass train clogging up my tunnels Friday, January 28, 2011 7:47:54 PMTwitter for Android
Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off. Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AMTwitter for Android
Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy. Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AMTwitter for Android
My coworkers shotgun like a bunch of pussies. I sucked ass and drew circles around them. Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:06:02 PMTwitter for Android
Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass. Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:43:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Swear to God, I'm gonna murder these fuckers if they keep fucking up and making me do the stressful ass cleanup. Monday, January 10, 2011 9:11:57 PMTwitter Web Client
This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
How come I don't get a new 2x quad core Xenon with 12 gigs of RAM for my work computer? I'm stuck with an old ass core 2 quad. Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:10:30 AMTwitter Web Client
I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk Monday, December 06, 2010 9:39:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow. Friday, December 03, 2010 2:31:32 PMTwitter for Android
Like I'm the biggest ass man going and her ass was right in my face and out of respect I couldn't touch it. Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:09:35 AMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
Dexter was fucking outrageous. It's such a good ass show. Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:00:54 PMTwitter Web Client
My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
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I suck ass at new york city Friday, November 05, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't expect that firm of an ass from a whory ass slut Friday, November 05, 2010 10:33:56 PMTwitter for Android
Whatever slut just got kicked off w/e gay ass dancing show my moms watchin on ABC is a fuckin smoke Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a dan I got u username wrong bc its complicated as fuck u ass Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
Just hit a huge ass bump on the train. We lose a wheel? Hit a pothole on the track? Friday, October 22, 2010 7:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
Dat ass. Walkin east on 23rd st Monday, October 18, 2010 4:54:17 PMTwitter for Android
Dat ass x 10... damn Sunday, October 17, 2010 11:44:30 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PMTwitter for Android
I like your dog. And your ass through them shorts Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:27:17 PMTwitter for Android
Penn Station, the LIRR and NJ Transit are ass. Enjoyed your delays tonight from a little rain storm? Sucks. I got home fine on Metro North Friday, September 17, 2010 12:35:32 AMTwitter Web Client
And, I'm fucking fat. Should have given my wendys to that homeless dude. Would have done him better than my fat ass. Now I feel bad Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
I don't care if I'm an ass man... omg the rack on that one. Jeez. Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:33:19 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito No it's not sarcasm. It's obligatory to inform your tweeple about fine pieces of ass in your vicinity
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito love "dat ass" tweets. It is important to inform twitter whenever you run into a worthy ass
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 3:57:38 PMTwitter for Android
Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine. Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
"You better get a funnel, put it up your ass and vent it out the window because you'll stink us out tonight" Sunday, September 05, 2010 11:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Omg polka dot ass. I neeeeed. Saturday, September 04, 2010 1:39:56 AMTwitter for Android
I need to stop ripping ass at my desk Tuesday, August 31, 2010 9:52:05 AMtwidroid
@plasma2002 I laughed my ass off at that when I first saw that. Then I felt bad and was like, I suck.
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Monday, August 23, 2010 3:18:41 PMtwidroid
Dat ass... Tuesday, August 10, 2010 11:29:46 AMtwidroid
Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game Monday, August 09, 2010 12:13:13 PMtwidroid
Terry Francona just made me laugh by calling Pedroia a pain in the ass on Sunday night baseball Sunday, August 08, 2010 9:28:22 PMtwidroid
Dibs on that tye dyed ass Friday, August 06, 2010 3:53:36 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Random Ass News Links of the day (8/4/2010) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/04/random-ass-news-links-of-the-day-842010/ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Colithika you are at harry potter world you fucking ass? Bring me there now!
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, July 23, 2010 7:18:48 PMtwidroid
I have a great idea for a T-Shirt. I just need a high res (clothed) ass, preferably drawn. Any ideas? I'm weirded out searching Google. Monday, July 19, 2010 4:43:29 PMTwitter Web Client
They have me digging trenches and laying pipe (not for that ass to make her dance) http://twitpic.com/246dxh Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:17:24 PMtwidroid
Can you please explain these fuckin weak ass keys that break in two when you put them in a lock and turn gently? http://twitpic.com/22zwu0 Tuesday, July 06, 2010 3:00:21 PMtwidroid
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Who Would Buy This Stupid Ass Mouse? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/26/who-would-buy-this-stupid-ass-mouse/ Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:29:28 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
DAT ASS... Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:14:23 PMtwidroid
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
By the way, this cool ass fall weather needs to stay for the whole summer. I am loving it and do not miss the heat. I hate the fucking heat. Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:39:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PMtwidroid
Take this heat and shove it up your ass. It's May, not July Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Things I love: oversized bball sweats, jills ass & how my droid charger is the same as bberries so I can borrow their chrgr when I forget it Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:36:07 AMtwidroid
This evil ass asian pimp assed mug is fuckin legit to drink beer out of: http://twitpic.com/1pwzz5 Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:24:01 AMtwidroid
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Dat ass... Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:55:44 PMtwidroid
I've never met suh germophobe with such a weak ass immune system and who's sick nonstop Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:44:52 PMtwidroid
Ready to wipe my ass with all these senior portraits Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:16:40 AMtwidroid
Live band in WVOF next door. Female guitarist has her ass against the window, can't tell if shes hot or not but it's a good ass. Monday, April 26, 2010 9:03:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Dibs on this ass Friday, April 23, 2010 11:20:30 PMDELETED
@Waspito what pussy ass place are you at? I don't get carded here
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, April 23, 2010 6:19:44 PMtwidroid
The ass on that one. Jeesh Friday, April 16, 2010 7:26:24 PMtwidroid
Fact: Whenever you rip ass in your office alone and it reeks, someone will always knock and visit you. Never fails. Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:06:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Dibs on that ass Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:20:22 PMtwidroid
This ass wakes up at 3:30 and raises the heat when I had it off. I swear I'm breaking into our basement & flipping the switch on the furnace Monday, April 12, 2010 3:29:52 AMTwitter Web Client