602 results for ass — page 4 of 7, showing 301–400
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Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass for two days straight... I deserve internets Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:13:13 PMTwitter for Android
Can't play STP if I'm at the bar without me struttin that ass to the max. Duh you guys Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:25:49 PMTwitter for Android
Alice in chains on at the bar. Where is my xtina for a duet? Also, struttin that ass and getting laid. Duh Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:17:28 PMTwitter for Android
If the steel drums live version of Jane says comes on at the bar while I'm struttin that ass... I'm getting laid Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:53:50 PMTwitter for Android
Leanin on a table. Ass out. Struttin' Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:18:05 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to 90s rock Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:13:25 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass around the table. Duh Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:47:20 PMTwitter for Android
No seats left for me at the bar because I have to model my perfect ass, you guys. dat ass. Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to Dakota Bar Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:33:03 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass on Broadway Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:20:36 PMTwitter Web Client
I know this video is two years old, but when you walk around all day struttin that ass like me, I'm allowed to post it: http://t.co/jZDLEpH Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Part 2 of struttin that ass begins now Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:57:13 AMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass for Gina Marie and Anita Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:49:06 PMTwitter for Android
Almost time to be struttin that ass to the bar Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:33:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin my ass around Tess's hood, talkin' to Casey. She said nice jeans. Completely forgot what I was talking about for 20 seconds HHHHHHH Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:52:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm struttin that ass, you guys Wednesday, September 12, 2012 3:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
just.. struttin that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 1:04:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go around the office today, struttin' that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:04:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
my boss also required me to have a beer to calm my ass Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:07:33 PMTwitter for Android
Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass? Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis" Saturday, August 25, 2012 3:37:34 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 Since when does your black ass use twitter?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, August 24, 2012 6:10:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi? Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AMTwitter for Android
Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault. Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:09:15 AMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AMTwitter for Android
Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:40:31 AMTwitter for Android
I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me Friday, August 10, 2012 8:05:15 AMTwitter for Android
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed Monday, August 06, 2012 12:52:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "grabbin that non existent ass" Cisco: "yeah man. Its like fucking an ironingboard" Friday, August 03, 2012 8:19:57 PMTwitter for Android
This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass Friday, August 03, 2012 7:38:06 PMTwitter for Android
I need to stop confusing all the new hires who have a bit more melanin. FML, I made an ASS out of myself Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:57:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Yo this fuckin coffee tastes like ass" Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:25:32 AMTwitter Web Client
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
YOU KNOW FUCK THUS CUNT ASS TRAIN CONDUCTOR. THE ONE SEAT I PICK TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE HE KICKED ME OUT OF. his work area. Fuckin go away Friday, July 13, 2012 12:42:38 AMTwitter for Android
If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface Friday, July 06, 2012 9:03:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Just ripped ass. iI think it smelled like Jameson Thursday, July 05, 2012 5:21:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning Monday, July 02, 2012 8:59:50 AMTwitter for Android
Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6 Monday, June 25, 2012 10:03:43 PMTwitter for Android
Trains running like ass this morning. Too crowded. Too many people. I suggest genocide... Of people who walk too slowly. Friday, June 08, 2012 9:30:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Someones ripping ass here so badly and its NOT ne Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it Friday, June 01, 2012 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Why is working with date/time in php a mother fucking pain in the ass? Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:54:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. The ass on this one. Thursday, May 24, 2012 2:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better. Friday, May 18, 2012 11:23:58 PMTwitter for Android
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it. Friday, May 18, 2012 12:16:59 AMTwitter for Android
Just ripped ass so loudly accidentally on this train. Whoopsie Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:33:15 AMTwitter for Android
Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Monday, May 07, 2012 12:52:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella You're delusional. Jeter looks like an old bag. Doesn't age my ass... He was a child in the 90s
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Monday, April 30, 2012 8:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
"She wasn't gonna clean his ass for nothing..." Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
Netta, get your ass back from cali (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/JwdZp0 Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:18:31 PMfoursquare
All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train. Monday, April 16, 2012 8:09:14 AMTwitter for Android
Phil Hughes. You suck ass Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:26:33 PMTwitter Web Client
The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PMTwitter for Android
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k Monday, April 09, 2012 1:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason. Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:07:54 PMTwitter Web Client
No winder this depressing ass place is closing shame Monday, April 02, 2012 8:32:46 PMTwitter for Android
I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it. Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PMTwitter for Android
Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass. Friday, March 16, 2012 10:35:25 PMTwitter for Android
What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?! Friday, March 16, 2012 6:52:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:29:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS" Friday, March 09, 2012 8:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
Change of plans... Elise's ass Friday, March 09, 2012 7:42:33 PMTwitter for Android
My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass Friday, March 09, 2012 2:57:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous Friday, March 09, 2012 2:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Like if I could do anything right now, I'd be broin' out, playing cards and ripping ass. Then going to the racetrack the next day Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:03:17 PMTwitter for Android
Bluetooth is a fucking pain in the ass! Monday, February 20, 2012 7:48:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:05:22 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:02:13 PMTwitter for Android
I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PMTwitter for Android
This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:52:09 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PMTwitter for Android
I can't think of a better way to bring in the new year than drinking out of a shot glass that has an ass and titties Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:30:21 PMTwitter for Android
My ass hurts from sitting on my wallet because it's too full #firstworldproblems Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:28:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Dat. Ass. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone. Bring. Me. This. Bitch. Ass. Phone: http://t.co/FmaSBHL Thursday, December 01, 2011 1:51:18 AMTwitter Web Client
This baby that's crying his ass off in France is driving me crazy over Skype.. STFU Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:49:13 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:12:41 PMtxt
These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I just realized that it's hard for code to get by my rigorous QA. I'm a nit-picking pain in the ass. Devs hate me. I love perfection. Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:10:47 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PMtxt
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Obviously, it rains harder the minute i walk out of the car and start waiting for this late ass train. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:51:35 AMtxt
testing Twitter updates from text... ya know... because i have a ghetto ass phone for 2 more weeks Saturday, October 15, 2011 12:18:38 PMtxt
MTA finally got those useless ass countdown clocks working on the 4-5-6 line in Grand Central. Only took them like 4 years and $200 million Thursday, September 29, 2011 10:59:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a skunked ass magic hat Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:09:25 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, I've got jack shit to do for another 20 minutes while I wait for this build to finish compiling before I can test it's ass off. Monday, September 26, 2011 9:50:59 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
The ass on this one... Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:23:25 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us... Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Day after Labor Day = every moron is back from summer vacation. Aka jammed ass trains. Tuesday, September 06, 2011 8:51:16 AMTwitter for Android
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android