608 results for ass — page 4 of 7, showing 301–400
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OHHHHHH Simmons just went for the ass. Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:06:08 AMTwitter for Android
Gonna strut that ass tomorrow Friday, September 21, 2012 12:25:14 AMTwitter Web Client
DLK is bending over under the table fixing some wires and dat ass in dem jeans is in my face Tuesday, September 18, 2012 10:26:26 AMTwitter for Android
Can't strut that ass? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho Friday, September 14, 2012 10:53:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass to the train station. Friday, September 14, 2012 7:48:00 AMTwitter for Android
How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS Friday, September 14, 2012 12:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass for two days straight... I deserve internets Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:13:13 PMTwitter for Android
Can't play STP if I'm at the bar without me struttin that ass to the max. Duh you guys Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:25:49 PMTwitter for Android
Alice in chains on at the bar. Where is my xtina for a duet? Also, struttin that ass and getting laid. Duh Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:17:28 PMTwitter for Android
If the steel drums live version of Jane says comes on at the bar while I'm struttin that ass... I'm getting laid Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:53:50 PMTwitter for Android
Leanin on a table. Ass out. Struttin' Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:18:05 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to 90s rock Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:13:25 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass around the table. Duh Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:47:20 PMTwitter for Android
No seats left for me at the bar because I have to model my perfect ass, you guys. dat ass. Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to Dakota Bar Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:33:03 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass on Broadway Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:20:36 PMTwitter Web Client
I know this video is two years old, but when you walk around all day struttin that ass like me, I'm allowed to post it: http://t.co/jZDLEpH Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Part 2 of struttin that ass begins now Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:57:13 AMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass for Gina Marie and Anita Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:49:06 PMTwitter for Android
Almost time to be struttin that ass to the bar Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:33:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin my ass around Tess's hood, talkin' to Casey. She said nice jeans. Completely forgot what I was talking about for 20 seconds HHHHHHH Wednesday, September 12, 2012 4:52:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm struttin that ass, you guys Wednesday, September 12, 2012 3:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
just.. struttin that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 1:04:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go around the office today, struttin' that ass Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:04:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
my boss also required me to have a beer to calm my ass Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:07:33 PMTwitter for Android
Have I mentioned that jelly bean makes ice cream sandwich look like ass? Tuesday, August 28, 2012 11:28:43 PMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Tell joe to eat my ass. I hope he gets hepatitis" Saturday, August 25, 2012 3:37:34 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 Since when does your black ass use twitter?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, August 24, 2012 6:10:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Jackie's chili was delicious but Jesus Christ, I'm ripping some putrid ass nonstop #tmi? Monday, August 20, 2012 12:42:34 AMTwitter for Android
Welp. @Onethirdof3x5 has ripped ass boxers just like me. Must be lessards fault. Sunday, August 19, 2012 2:09:15 AMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AMTwitter for Android
Well. I'm pretty sure clearys got a full view of my ass. Considering lessard ripped my boxers in two Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:40:31 AMTwitter for Android
I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me Friday, August 10, 2012 8:05:15 AMTwitter for Android
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed Monday, August 06, 2012 12:52:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "grabbin that non existent ass" Cisco: "yeah man. Its like fucking an ironingboard" Friday, August 03, 2012 8:19:57 PMTwitter for Android
This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass Friday, August 03, 2012 7:38:06 PMTwitter for Android
I need to stop confusing all the new hires who have a bit more melanin. FML, I made an ASS out of myself Wednesday, July 25, 2012 1:57:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Yo this fuckin coffee tastes like ass" Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:25:32 AMTwitter Web Client
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
YOU KNOW FUCK THUS CUNT ASS TRAIN CONDUCTOR. THE ONE SEAT I PICK TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE HE KICKED ME OUT OF. his work area. Fuckin go away Friday, July 13, 2012 12:42:38 AMTwitter for Android
If you wear white pants and have a good ass, I'll probably want to bang you, even if you're a butterface Friday, July 06, 2012 9:03:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Just ripped ass. iI think it smelled like Jameson Thursday, July 05, 2012 5:21:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning Monday, July 02, 2012 8:59:50 AMTwitter for Android
Ladies and gentlemen.... Elise's ass http://t.co/I1yHRI6 Monday, June 25, 2012 10:03:43 PMTwitter for Android
Trains running like ass this morning. Too crowded. Too many people. I suggest genocide... Of people who walk too slowly. Friday, June 08, 2012 9:30:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Someones ripping ass here so badly and its NOT ne Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it Friday, June 01, 2012 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Why is working with date/time in php a mother fucking pain in the ass? Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:54:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. The ass on this one. Thursday, May 24, 2012 2:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better. Friday, May 18, 2012 11:23:58 PMTwitter for Android
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it. Friday, May 18, 2012 12:16:59 AMTwitter for Android
Just ripped ass so loudly accidentally on this train. Whoopsie Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:33:15 AMTwitter for Android
Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Monday, May 07, 2012 12:52:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella You're delusional. Jeter looks like an old bag. Doesn't age my ass... He was a child in the 90s
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Monday, April 30, 2012 8:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
"She wasn't gonna clean his ass for nothing..." Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
Netta, get your ass back from cali (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/JwdZp0 Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:18:31 PMfoursquare
All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train. Monday, April 16, 2012 8:09:14 AMTwitter for Android
Phil Hughes. You suck ass Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:26:33 PMTwitter Web Client
The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PMTwitter for Android
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k Monday, April 09, 2012 1:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason. Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:07:54 PMTwitter Web Client
No winder this depressing ass place is closing shame Monday, April 02, 2012 8:32:46 PMTwitter for Android
I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it. Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PMTwitter for Android
Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass. Friday, March 16, 2012 10:35:25 PMTwitter for Android
What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?! Friday, March 16, 2012 6:52:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:29:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS" Friday, March 09, 2012 8:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
Change of plans... Elise's ass Friday, March 09, 2012 7:42:33 PMTwitter for Android
My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass Friday, March 09, 2012 2:57:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous Friday, March 09, 2012 2:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Like if I could do anything right now, I'd be broin' out, playing cards and ripping ass. Then going to the racetrack the next day Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:03:17 PMTwitter for Android
Bluetooth is a fucking pain in the ass! Monday, February 20, 2012 7:48:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:05:22 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:02:13 PMTwitter for Android
I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PMTwitter for Android
This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have Saturday, January 14, 2012 1:52:09 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PMTwitter for Android
I can't think of a better way to bring in the new year than drinking out of a shot glass that has an ass and titties Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:30:21 PMTwitter for Android
My ass hurts from sitting on my wallet because it's too full #firstworldproblems Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:28:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Dat. Ass. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone. Bring. Me. This. Bitch. Ass. Phone: http://t.co/FmaSBHL Thursday, December 01, 2011 1:51:18 AMTwitter Web Client
This baby that's crying his ass off in France is driving me crazy over Skype.. STFU Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:49:13 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:12:41 PMtxt
These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I just realized that it's hard for code to get by my rigorous QA. I'm a nit-picking pain in the ass. Devs hate me. I love perfection. Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:10:47 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PMtxt
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Obviously, it rains harder the minute i walk out of the car and start waiting for this late ass train. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:51:35 AMtxt
testing Twitter updates from text... ya know... because i have a ghetto ass phone for 2 more weeks Saturday, October 15, 2011 12:18:38 PMtxt
MTA finally got those useless ass countdown clocks working on the 4-5-6 line in Grand Central. Only took them like 4 years and $200 million Thursday, September 29, 2011 10:59:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a skunked ass magic hat Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:09:25 PMTwitter for Android