602 results for ass — page 3 of 7, showing 201–300
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Jesus Christ. Yankess play like gems for 8 innings and now they suck ass Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
Raul's playing the shittiest ass rules in beer pong. Obscure. He BLEW. What kind of guys blow. Guys finger son Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:27:20 PMTwitter for Android
Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC. Monday, June 10, 2013 8:42:54 PMTwitter Web Client
actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AMTwitter Web Client
My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up Monday, June 03, 2013 7:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
Quiggs ass looks Luke a bag of wet furs Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:12:02 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:38 AMTwitter for Android
Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. I'm all about ripping ass, but putting charcol in your pants is way too far: http://t.co/VPo0xMexbp Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:09:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Mal. Get your black ass to the bar. (Not just an expression. She's got the black badonkadonk) Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers Monday, May 13, 2013 6:45:39 PMTwitter for Android
My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale." Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
"I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then Im an absolute fucking disgrace" @KFCBarstool Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Thank you barstool for that face down ass up article that popped into my newsfeed as my boss walked over... thanks Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:37:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoever's ass is bending down loading dishes into the dishwasher, please stop before Mal yells at me for staring. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:12:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:40:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas Friday, April 26, 2013 3:51:32 PMTwitter Web Client
IIS + PHP = ASS (use linux with php) #bitches Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:12:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AMTwitter for Android
CCs pitching like ass Monday, April 22, 2013 7:58:21 PMTwitter for Android
My ass looks excellent today #demjeans Friday, April 19, 2013 10:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm switching off Verizon on the grounds that their 4G is ass in Manhattan. And they don't have Nexus phones Wednesday, April 17, 2013 1:46:53 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin dat ass @MalJNew Tuesday, April 16, 2013 8:15:17 AMTwitter for Android
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick Friday, April 12, 2013 1:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Stephie. How is that ass allowed at work. I'm sure that's somehow against the dress code. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme Friday, March 22, 2013 4:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PMTwitter for Android
It looks like I legit perioded out of my ass into the toilet. TMI? Nah son, ate mad beets yesterday. Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:52:22 PMTwitter for Android
The Mover: "She's got an ass, size no more" Sunday, March 10, 2013 12:59:08 PMTwitter for Android
Mal just said "ah" instead of I. Talking real hood. and she has a black ass. So legit. Friday, March 08, 2013 8:17:28 PMTwitter for Android
a real gangsta ass n** plays his cards right Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:42:40 AMTwitter Web Client
For the first time ever, someone else is leaking ass at this bar. Not that i do that in public. Might puke. Saturday, March 02, 2013 1:01:35 AMTwitter for Android
Derick on me: "He's peaceful until he's drunk. Then he goes to town on ass" Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
Purim? Drink until you don't know the difference? Come on. I didn't know the difference between a high five and an ass slap on that barcrawl Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
Just observed my ass in the mirror and it was excellent. Which reminds me that I shouldn't have a daughter. Tuesday, February 26, 2013 9:55:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Pro tip: When you stand in a group of 4 people. Don't rip ass. Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:26:02 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Metro North and their delayed ass trains. 2/2 in delays on the 6:36. Fuck this train. Not taking it for the rest of the week Tuesday, February 12, 2013 7:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick" Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:17:41 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all know me as a certified ass man, but I mean... Boobs are cool too. Sunday, February 10, 2013 1:09:12 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a crazy ass bitch Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering. Monday, January 21, 2013 6:42:06 PMTwitter for Android
Tuck your stomach in you fucking slob. It looks like a fuckin ass crack Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:37:15 PMTwitter for Android
Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass. Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
"You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?" Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:15:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm legit gonna put a hose in my ass and hook it up to my house. Supplemental methane will lower my con ed bill. Sunday, December 23, 2012 2:43:35 AMTwitter for Android
I still promise my twitter will remain crazy as fuck. People like that shit. #ass #titties #bangbang #struttin #unicorns Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:06:37 AMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Holy shit. Her ass is too low. How do you fuck that?" Friday, December 21, 2012 9:19:08 PMTwitter for Android
Think I have a little stomach bug. Ripped ass at desk. Fucking vile. I'm going home. Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey fly ass Santa. I want a picture with you!! Saturday, December 15, 2012 8:55:29 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think @MalJNew was too pleased I was going around strutting my ass on the sales floor, getting mad head turns Friday, December 14, 2012 2:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
DAT ASS @MalJNew Friday, December 14, 2012 9:52:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:02:53 AMTwitter for Android
I don't hate black peeps for the rec duh. They taught me how to strut dat ass Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:58:59 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Me. In the ass Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:47:16 AMTwitter for Android
This is fuckin karma. I wasn't sympathetic enough for the bitch ass who missed her stop on Tuesday Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:44:16 AMTwitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
Moving this DB from the cloud to our internal server is a fucking pain in my ass and is gi9ving me a fuckign panic attack Tuesday, December 04, 2012 9:47:57 AMTwitter Web Client
4 and 5 trains were jammed ass to dick this morning. Monday, December 03, 2012 9:19:55 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Get a Load of This Goofball Cop Blocking Traffic For Stupid Ass Ducks http://bit.ly/QAUhhD Monday, December 03, 2012 12:34:30 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why is no one liking these shits today? I thought I tweeted some real gems. Guess I'm not struttin dat ass hard enough. Friday, November 30, 2012 3:41:28 PMTwitter Web Client
STRUT DAT ASS! STURT DAT ASS! STRUT DAT ASS!!! Friday, November 30, 2012 10:09:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I just smacked DAT ass and said "you got a black ass, gurrrrrrl" Saturday, November 17, 2012 9:46:18 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers Friday, November 16, 2012 7:05:41 PMTwitter Web Client
When life gives you lemons... Strut dat ass Friday, November 16, 2012 2:04:35 PMTwitter for Android
"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass @LEVIS
In reply to @LEVIS's tweet
Friday, October 26, 2012 8:02:44 PMTwitter for Android
At least I get to strut dat ass Friday, October 26, 2012 9:34:19 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm the man... With the plan. I break the ice with my ass. Thursday, October 25, 2012 11:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
I thought @Lennon was supposed to be a public facing, non-crazy twitter. She's still tweeting about tits/funbags and jeans' ass. #mystyle Monday, October 22, 2012 9:22:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Struttin' that ass against breast cancer! Sunday, October 21, 2012 11:33:54 AMTwitter for Android
X-Tina just beat me 10-5 in fooseball. Bitch ass trick Friday, October 19, 2012 7:01:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass, brogramming: http://t.co/a3HKOqT Friday, October 19, 2012 1:11:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Rainy Friday. Struttin that ass Friday, October 19, 2012 8:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Roasting my ass off here. It should be in the 40s/50s. Not 70. It was just 40. This is how people get sick Sunday, October 14, 2012 9:40:24 PMTwitter for Android
Finally: Stable is back to not sucking the ass Friday, October 12, 2012 3:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
Cheers to the homeless dude sitting ass naked on the floor in the grand central bathroom Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:11:28 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin that ass to pearl jam Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:43:20 PMTwitter for Android
STRUTTIN DAT ASS!!!! (@ Dakota Roadhouse w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/RjS49J Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:33:40 PMfoursquare
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
Ummmm. I'm strutting my ass in your diesels so get your blackest ass over to Woody's and visit me and Yuri and mal. Maybe I'll pose for you Sunday, October 07, 2012 11:30:57 PMTwitter for Android
Has anyone else ripped ass mid tweet, because I just did this now... Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:01:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I think I should be ripping ass into balloons and selling them as exploding pranks Sunday, October 07, 2012 2:55:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Just grabbed and squeezed my own ass. It's nice. Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:55:10 PMTwitter for Android
Also, I know I'm struttin that ass tonight, but I told Blagner that as good as my ass was, it was only a quarter good as hers. Friday, September 28, 2012 7:42:48 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch ass should not be wearing an exclusive company T-Shirt on the grounds that she's not doing the charity walk and didn't donate. Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:42 AMTwitter Web Client
They don't play one bad song here at Dakota Bar. Ass struttin' music Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:50:26 PMTwitter for Android
I don't care how good you are (even though you're not). If you can't use motherfuckin deodorant at work, I'm firing your filthy ass. Wednesday, September 26, 2012 12:24:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PMTwitter for Android
OHHHHHH Simmons just went for the ass. Saturday, September 22, 2012 12:06:08 AMTwitter for Android
Gonna strut that ass tomorrow Friday, September 21, 2012 12:25:14 AMTwitter Web Client
DLK is bending over under the table fixing some wires and dat ass in dem jeans is in my face Tuesday, September 18, 2012 10:26:26 AMTwitter for Android
Can't strut that ass? #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho Friday, September 14, 2012 10:53:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Struttin that ass to the train station. Friday, September 14, 2012 7:48:00 AMTwitter for Android
How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS Friday, September 14, 2012 12:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client