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Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Time to go to the mofuggin bar Wednesday, March 29, 2017 3:41:12 PMTwitter for Android
I walked into the office for the first time in 2 months and I'm about to get on a plane right back to Columbus Monday, March 27, 2017 12:24:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone get our CTO on suicide watch after our uptime dropped to 99.6 this weekend Monday, March 27, 2017 10:19:25 AMTwitter Web Client
I passed out 0 times during g this shindig and yacked 0 times. The most proud of myself. Sunday, March 26, 2017 2:42:06 AMTwitter for Android
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit? Friday, March 24, 2017 11:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Time Warner/Charter Spectrum transition. Billin portal's broken af... The ONE invoice I need for my expense report is not available Wednesday, March 08, 2017 11:45:27 PMTwitter Web Client
It's Always Sunny is basically a show about a buncha white guys yelling 98% of the time. Wednesday, March 08, 2017 12:51:28 AMTwitter for Android
Do your own fuckin maintenance next time. https://t.co/vTK9ZeYAtI Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Annmarie called/ video chatted me no less than 15 times in the past two days and it's driving me up a fuckin wall Thursday, February 09, 2017 8:07:14 PMTwitter for Android
🎵if I could falllll into the sky. Would you think time would pass. Me by. Cause you know if walk a thousand miles if I could just. See. You🎵 Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:21:27 AMTwitter for Android
I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs Friday, December 16, 2016 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd do ridiculous things to go back in time and be here: https://t.co/zESp8BZRvJ Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:41:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Visual Studio is updating, so I have ample time to poop

💩💩💩 		Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:01:14 PMTwitter Web Client
@timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AMTwitter for Android
Second time this charger wore out. I just replaced it a few months ago and am gentle with it. Someone send me a Pixel, cunts. USB-C ftw https://t.co/rRlGyOSp1Y Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:57:14 AMTwitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these silly airlines that airplane mode is optional Saturday, November 26, 2016 4:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool it's about time you got this article back up on Barstool. Devnest fucked it up and lost it
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 8:16:02 PMTwitter for Android
Fun times in Cleveland todayyy Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:15:01 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev any chance 380.62_1 had a crashing httpd issue also? I've had my webui not accessible a few times and don't know why
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:09:51 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Cleveland, you're welcome. #ItsMillerTime Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:31:37 PMTwitter for Android
1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:31:33 AMTwitter for Android
Dem NYC cabbie smellz. Much more tolerable when you don't have to deal with them all the time Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:19:52 PMTwitter for Android
Dear @Windows. Would be nice if your fuckin OS didn't hang trying to reboot every time and I didn't have to pull my battery Friday, September 16, 2016 9:15:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Train went about 6 inches before stopping again. Train is moving a dicks length at a time. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:42:58 PMTwitter for Android
Aero shake is the stupidest fuckin Windows feature of all time: https://t.co/O10A6VBY3W Thursday, September 08, 2016 12:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts. Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Mal's the brilliant author of my IT guy's tinder. Epic times. Sunday, August 21, 2016 2:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
Props to @Moto_USA for timely updates to The Moto X Pure. Just got my May 2016 monthly security patches. It's August. Friday, August 12, 2016 2:51:55 AMTwitter for Android
Celebrating one solid week of my Time Warner outage Thursday, August 04, 2016 10:26:14 AMTwitter Web Client
The LES is a very bad influence. Every time I come to hair of the dog for "a drink or two max" I leave hammered Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 nah. Always a Yankee fan. We're rebuilding for the next couple years. I'll root for them and Miller in the meantime
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:30:03 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner is giving me cancer Tuesday, August 02, 2016 3:12:26 PMTwitter Web Client
This meeting us an absolute waste of my time Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:52:38 AMTwitter for Android
Still waiting for a foreman from Time Warner to call me. They said I'd get a call in 2 hours. Didn't get the call Monday, August 01, 2016 12:35:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Still have no internet since Thursday. Thanks Time Warner. Promised me a call two days in a row from a supervisor. Never happened. Sunday, July 31, 2016 11:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
After 7 motherfuckin hours they left with the problem unresolved. Jesus Christ Time Warner. Get lawst Friday, July 29, 2016 6:24:21 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 7 and Time Warner cannot get my modem activated. You have one job! Jesus Christ on the cross. Friday, July 29, 2016 6:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
The definition of a moron is this guy aimlessly switching out modems and none of them work every time. Jaggoffs have been here since 11 Friday, July 29, 2016 5:55:58 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 4 of Time Warner being unable to activate my modem. Missing work. Two days without internet. Need compensation for this bullshit Friday, July 29, 2016 3:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking absurd @TWC_Help wasting 2.5 hours of my time because they can't get the fucking modem activated. Garbage service Friday, July 29, 2016 1:27:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna fuckin punch Time Warner in the face. Friday, July 29, 2016 1:07:40 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam it's the buggiest thing of all time
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2016 1:48:32 AMTwitter for Android
As if Time Warner wasn't bad enough, Charter suits are making employees even more miserable with idiotic HR policy: https://t.co/tZFGxoKEdi Tuesday, July 05, 2016 11:10:52 PMTwitter for Android
Don't threaten me with a good time. I can go on forever with the 90s techno https://t.co/6EXPRNfHFg Monday, July 04, 2016 10:16:47 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I set a record with the number of times I puked yesterday (muted) on conference calls. Every call before 1PM. Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:04:50 AMTwitter for Android
I need to get my life together. This is the 3rd or 4th time I got belligerent over sausage and peppers. Just ask @Fantasy_Mania about Boston Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:16:19 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time. Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS Sunday, May 15, 2016 8:48:09 PMTwitter for Android
I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:20:23 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey look! Time Warner did something right for once. https://t.co/bENGZ8bQ5E Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time. Saturday, March 12, 2016 3:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
IDK how i feel about the Pope popping up on my timeline after I tweet some BS #goingtohell https://t.co/3VgiDHVKAv Friday, March 04, 2016 4:34:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs
In reply to @Android's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 4:46:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Ohio You guys upgrading to Maxx in Columbus anytime soon? Ohio Internet is in the dark ages and there's no motivation to compete. Wednesday, February 17, 2016 6:00:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Win 10 lock screen backgrounds change all the time. Got this one and was like wtf am I on drugs or something? https://t.co/5ZlbUtuZ0f Thursday, February 04, 2016 5:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens. Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
I hate lower Manhattan, I hate the entire MTA, I hate the economy, I hate New York City, I hate work, and I hate being a hater all the time Wednesday, January 20, 2016 6:43:58 PMTwitter for Android
Just takes one time to change the perception of mankind. Friday, January 08, 2016 1:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Barney: "This one time I fucked a girl... I busted her bed frame."
Me: "..."
Barney: "And she paid for it..." 		Monday, December 21, 2015 1:49:00 AMTwitter for Android
Just called out a VP for booking a 2016 planning meeting over a thank you lunch scheduled already. Doesn't the fuckin guy check free times? Thursday, December 10, 2015 10:33:13 AMTwitter Web Client
I told our director of security to "get the fuck out of my face, I don't have time for your noise" today. Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:55:11 PMTwitter for Android
Just imported time in Python. Why can't I import time and manipulate it in real life? Friday, October 23, 2015 5:04:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel like this log file is yelling at me. It sternly told me what to not do next time... https://t.co/TYZBBvhRQs Thursday, October 22, 2015 9:59:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Like the time I blackout called my grandparents in the Bronx and talked for 20 mins about the Yankees in '09 and had no clue the next day
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 depends. If they're in college, its very normal. Did it all the time. Barstool took over the Pepsi porch tonight, so that explains it
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, September 18, 2015 9:21:30 PMTwitter for Android
That time you have to piss and you didn't even take off yet. This is why you don't get hammered before flights Monday, September 14, 2015 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
I'm awesome all the time... But especially after drinking. Sunday, September 06, 2015 1:33:49 AMTwitter for Android
@Windows 10 + @Skype are being cocksuckers right now. When someone sends you a skype image, it asks you which program to use EVERY TIME. Monday, August 31, 2015 5:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember that time I confused two white people at the Willie Nelson concert? Friday, August 14, 2015 11:29:44 PMTwitter for Android
Is it me, or is Gmail all jacked up right now? Seems like Google had issues every time I tried to use it. Hmph Monday, August 03, 2015 1:04:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio if I hear oh Sherrie or Rosanna one more time I'm jumping off the world trade #jk
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2015 8:05:46 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but ain't nothing better than coming home from school in '98, throwing on VH1 and watching Semisonic's Closing Time. Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:14:09 AMTwitter for Android
Pilot: "Delay is due to air traffic issues at LaGuardia. They do this to us all the time"

Not thunderstorms ya fuckin cunts 		Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:10:24 PMTwitter for Android
Mind is beyond blown that we're finally sein Pluto for the first time. Soooo cooollll http://t.co/y1tLF7Jyqz #space #feedly Thursday, July 02, 2015 10:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out Friday, June 26, 2015 1:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time in college when I destroyed a guy's Confederate flag? I must have been ahead of my time. Thursday, June 25, 2015 7:18:35 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time Tuesday, June 09, 2015 10:37:44 AMTwitter Web Client
"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:36:47 PMTwitter for Android
Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:34:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:20 PMTwitter Web Client
My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:07 PMTwitter Web Client
My internet is out again. Why does it go out 4-5 times a week you unreliables? @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:07 AMTwitter for Android
I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
This is going to be as bad a that time I kept talking about poinsettias Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:49:27 PMTwitter for Android
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
🎵Yours is the cloth mine is the hand that sews time🎵 Friday, May 01, 2015 7:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
LULZ. Just renegotiated my contract with Time Warner for another year and got a promo for awful svc. Day one? Outage. Bahahahahahhahahah Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:42:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help. Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:48:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week
In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PMTwitter for Android
IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:56:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives? Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:11:01 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe how cocksucking unreliable Time Warner @TWC is you fuck ups. How does an ISP have an outage daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:06:25 AMTwitter for Android
Need @VerizonFiOS because Time Warner goes out ever fucking day Friday, February 20, 2015 1:05:43 AMTwitter for Android