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My dad was at one of these MSG shows in '77. What a time to be alive!

https://t.co/KGmoK0jQQt 		Monday, February 11, 2019 1:50:34 AMTwitter for Android
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Dudeeeeee... I just went back in time Sunday, November 04, 2018 1:05:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Run em over, I say! Ain't got no time for delaying millions of people

https://t.co/bgGd5JcWON 		Monday, October 22, 2018 10:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Weird Things... (tl;dr social media ramble) https://t.co/xZW8dzvUgV Sunday, October 07, 2018 1:22:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
LUKE MOFUGGIN VOIT. Looks like a dude who gave his mother a hard time growing up. https://t.co/no6mrTZMA4 Wednesday, October 03, 2018 10:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Yeah but if you think that's bad... Business version starts a new thread every time you X out a DM conversation. Absurd UX.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, June 27, 2018 1:56:14 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Just because the kid on the photo of Time wasn't separated doesn't mean hundreds of others weren't so if you point out that cover is a lie, it's symbolism, you inbred idiots. Sunday, June 24, 2018 6:59:03 AMTwitter for Android
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat.

Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Twitter IDGAF about tweets my followers like. My timeline should be just their tweets, in reverse chronological order. Stop trying to be Facebook and Instagram. Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:12:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PMTwitter for Android
I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx Friday, September 01, 2017 2:22:12 AMTwitter for Android
This greasy, nasty tasting pizza Delta gave us for free b/c of 5 hr delay was so vile, I washed my hands 3 times and still smell rancid oils Friday, August 18, 2017 1:47:33 PMTwitter for Android
I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95 Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I've got 477 wedding pics missing timestamps and need to write a script to correct it so they stay in the right order on Google Photos
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:20:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
Every time I go to a bachelor party I end up with a new nickname. First it was Jorge. Now it's Smooth J Saturday, August 12, 2017 12:02:46 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
There's an antique in front of me writing out a check at the grocery store and I ain't got no time for that Sunday, July 02, 2017 1:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
I need a butler to food-block me. Just because I can order anything anytime doesn't mean my fat ass should eat a burger at 3am. Sunday, June 04, 2017 8:52:16 AMTwitter for Android
The videos I just found on my phone are the most absurd things of all time. Sunday, June 04, 2017 3:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
At the same time, going to a local rastafari party seems like the tits Friday, June 02, 2017 6:14:45 PMTwitter for Android
Slam on your horn one more time shithead Friday, April 21, 2017 9:39:08 PMTwitter for Android
Flight attendant counted us like 9 times. Straight up doing calculus to check we're all here. Saturday, April 15, 2017 9:29:49 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice Jennifer Aniston blasts her nips like 90% of the time on Friends? Sunday, April 09, 2017 10:48:51 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe it's the wine talking but I reaaaalllyyyy am having a hard time not singing the Spice Girls out loud at this party rn Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Time to go to the mofuggin bar Wednesday, March 29, 2017 3:41:12 PMTwitter for Android
I walked into the office for the first time in 2 months and I'm about to get on a plane right back to Columbus Monday, March 27, 2017 12:24:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone get our CTO on suicide watch after our uptime dropped to 99.6 this weekend Monday, March 27, 2017 10:19:25 AMTwitter Web Client
I passed out 0 times during g this shindig and yacked 0 times. The most proud of myself. Sunday, March 26, 2017 2:42:06 AMTwitter for Android
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit? Friday, March 24, 2017 11:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Time Warner/Charter Spectrum transition. Billin portal's broken af... The ONE invoice I need for my expense report is not available Wednesday, March 08, 2017 11:45:27 PMTwitter Web Client
It's Always Sunny is basically a show about a buncha white guys yelling 98% of the time. Wednesday, March 08, 2017 12:51:28 AMTwitter for Android
Do your own fuckin maintenance next time. https://t.co/vTK9ZeYAtI Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Annmarie called/ video chatted me no less than 15 times in the past two days and it's driving me up a fuckin wall Thursday, February 09, 2017 8:07:14 PMTwitter for Android
🎵if I could falllll into the sky. Would you think time would pass. Me by. Cause you know if walk a thousand miles if I could just. See. You🎵 Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:21:27 AMTwitter for Android
I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs Friday, December 16, 2016 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd do ridiculous things to go back in time and be here: https://t.co/zESp8BZRvJ Thursday, December 15, 2016 2:41:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Visual Studio is updating, so I have ample time to poop

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@timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AMTwitter for Android
Second time this charger wore out. I just replaced it a few months ago and am gentle with it. Someone send me a Pixel, cunts. USB-C ftw https://t.co/rRlGyOSp1Y Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:57:14 AMTwitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these silly airlines that airplane mode is optional Saturday, November 26, 2016 4:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool it's about time you got this article back up on Barstool. Devnest fucked it up and lost it
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 8:16:02 PMTwitter for Android
Fun times in Cleveland todayyy Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:15:01 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev any chance 380.62_1 had a crashing httpd issue also? I've had my webui not accessible a few times and don't know why
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Sunday, October 30, 2016 6:09:51 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Cleveland, you're welcome. #ItsMillerTime Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:31:37 PMTwitter for Android
1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:31:33 AMTwitter for Android
Dem NYC cabbie smellz. Much more tolerable when you don't have to deal with them all the time Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:19:52 PMTwitter for Android
Dear @Windows. Would be nice if your fuckin OS didn't hang trying to reboot every time and I didn't have to pull my battery Friday, September 16, 2016 9:15:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Train went about 6 inches before stopping again. Train is moving a dicks length at a time. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:42:58 PMTwitter for Android
Aero shake is the stupidest fuckin Windows feature of all time: https://t.co/O10A6VBY3W Thursday, September 08, 2016 12:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts. Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Mal's the brilliant author of my IT guy's tinder. Epic times. Sunday, August 21, 2016 2:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
Props to @Moto_USA for timely updates to The Moto X Pure. Just got my May 2016 monthly security patches. It's August. Friday, August 12, 2016 2:51:55 AMTwitter for Android
Celebrating one solid week of my Time Warner outage Thursday, August 04, 2016 10:26:14 AMTwitter Web Client
The LES is a very bad influence. Every time I come to hair of the dog for "a drink or two max" I leave hammered Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 nah. Always a Yankee fan. We're rebuilding for the next couple years. I'll root for them and Miller in the meantime
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:30:03 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner is giving me cancer Tuesday, August 02, 2016 3:12:26 PMTwitter Web Client
This meeting us an absolute waste of my time Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:52:38 AMTwitter for Android
Still waiting for a foreman from Time Warner to call me. They said I'd get a call in 2 hours. Didn't get the call Monday, August 01, 2016 12:35:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Still have no internet since Thursday. Thanks Time Warner. Promised me a call two days in a row from a supervisor. Never happened. Sunday, July 31, 2016 11:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
After 7 motherfuckin hours they left with the problem unresolved. Jesus Christ Time Warner. Get lawst Friday, July 29, 2016 6:24:21 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 7 and Time Warner cannot get my modem activated. You have one job! Jesus Christ on the cross. Friday, July 29, 2016 6:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
The definition of a moron is this guy aimlessly switching out modems and none of them work every time. Jaggoffs have been here since 11 Friday, July 29, 2016 5:55:58 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 4 of Time Warner being unable to activate my modem. Missing work. Two days without internet. Need compensation for this bullshit Friday, July 29, 2016 3:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking absurd @TWC_Help wasting 2.5 hours of my time because they can't get the fucking modem activated. Garbage service Friday, July 29, 2016 1:27:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna fuckin punch Time Warner in the face. Friday, July 29, 2016 1:07:40 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam it's the buggiest thing of all time
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2016 1:48:32 AMTwitter for Android
As if Time Warner wasn't bad enough, Charter suits are making employees even more miserable with idiotic HR policy: https://t.co/tZFGxoKEdi Tuesday, July 05, 2016 11:10:52 PMTwitter for Android
Don't threaten me with a good time. I can go on forever with the 90s techno https://t.co/6EXPRNfHFg Monday, July 04, 2016 10:16:47 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I set a record with the number of times I puked yesterday (muted) on conference calls. Every call before 1PM. Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:04:50 AMTwitter for Android
I need to get my life together. This is the 3rd or 4th time I got belligerent over sausage and peppers. Just ask @Fantasy_Mania about Boston Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:16:19 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time. Saturday, June 11, 2016 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Please replace @RealMichaelKay on Yes full time https://t.co/pdLUv4qvLS Sunday, May 15, 2016 8:48:09 PMTwitter for Android
I was drunk twice today and didn't get hungover either time! #score Tuesday, May 03, 2016 8:20:23 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey look! Time Warner did something right for once. https://t.co/bENGZ8bQ5E Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Robert De Niro fucks with his socks on which is both psychotic and awesome at the same time. Saturday, March 12, 2016 3:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
IDK how i feel about the Pope popping up on my timeline after I tweet some BS #goingtohell https://t.co/3VgiDHVKAv Friday, March 04, 2016 4:34:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs
In reply to @Android's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 4:46:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Ohio You guys upgrading to Maxx in Columbus anytime soon? Ohio Internet is in the dark ages and there's no motivation to compete. Wednesday, February 17, 2016 6:00:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Win 10 lock screen backgrounds change all the time. Got this one and was like wtf am I on drugs or something? https://t.co/5ZlbUtuZ0f Thursday, February 04, 2016 5:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens. Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
I hate lower Manhattan, I hate the entire MTA, I hate the economy, I hate New York City, I hate work, and I hate being a hater all the time Wednesday, January 20, 2016 6:43:58 PMTwitter for Android
Just takes one time to change the perception of mankind. Friday, January 08, 2016 1:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Barney: "This one time I fucked a girl... I busted her bed frame."
Me: "..."
Barney: "And she paid for it..." 		Monday, December 21, 2015 1:49:00 AMTwitter for Android
Just called out a VP for booking a 2016 planning meeting over a thank you lunch scheduled already. Doesn't the fuckin guy check free times? Thursday, December 10, 2015 10:33:13 AMTwitter Web Client
I told our director of security to "get the fuck out of my face, I don't have time for your noise" today. Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:55:11 PMTwitter for Android
Just imported time in Python. Why can't I import time and manipulate it in real life? Friday, October 23, 2015 5:04:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel like this log file is yelling at me. It sternly told me what to not do next time... https://t.co/TYZBBvhRQs Thursday, October 22, 2015 9:59:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Like the time I blackout called my grandparents in the Bronx and talked for 20 mins about the Yankees in '09 and had no clue the next day
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 depends. If they're in college, its very normal. Did it all the time. Barstool took over the Pepsi porch tonight, so that explains it
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, September 18, 2015 9:21:30 PMTwitter for Android
That time you have to piss and you didn't even take off yet. This is why you don't get hammered before flights Monday, September 14, 2015 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android