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Yep. Trains are late again. They're late 100% of the time I take them Thursday, February 06, 2014 8:04:25 AMTwitter for Android
CC: @Onethirdof3x5 @Fantasy_Mania RT @BarstoolJJ Literally not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
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Wednesday, February 05, 2014 4:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a VP who sends emails in Comic Sans. It is time to move on. Tuesday, February 04, 2014 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast....... Friday, January 31, 2014 1:54:21 PMTwitter Web Client
"Children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore so BLOW ME" Friday, January 31, 2014 1:33:53 AMTwitter for Windows
cocksucking time warner can't even handle a god damn voice chat without dropping Thursday, January 30, 2014 10:00:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu for sure not. A washed up suit reads a list three times per week. Means nothing to me.
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Monday, January 27, 2014 10:48:07 AMTwitter for Android
One time I pooped my pants. Man it was so cool. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:49:37 AMTwitter for Android
Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AMTwitter for Android
Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project. Tuesday, January 21, 2014 2:25:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Took two shits in time of peace and two in time of war. I took two shits before I took two shits, and then I took two more Friday, January 03, 2014 9:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
Its time for apple pies! Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
"When I was trippin' one time, I was drivin'" Friday, December 27, 2013 11:43:15 PMTwitter for Android
The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck Friday, December 27, 2013 12:49:12 AMTwitter for Android
There are two goofballs who have not stepped away from our XBox all morning #MailTime Monday, December 23, 2013 11:46:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Just added an "All tweets from this day" button on my random tweet generator page: Sometimes, you need more context: http://t.co/fCUJcpfuRg Friday, December 20, 2013 1:28:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Literally played Traffic Racer on the shitter for 20 minutes. #mailtime CC: @SonicBlur23 Monday, December 16, 2013 2:48:52 PMTwitter Web Client
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work Sunday, December 08, 2013 9:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
How many fucking times do I need to tell these people I know it all. Just argued with my boss about something for 5 minutes and I was right Wednesday, November 06, 2013 4:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool one time I accidentally stole Drinkwater's seat and I was scared for my life
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Saturday, October 26, 2013 8:51:47 PMTwitter for Android
This one time, I picked my fingernail and put it in my belly button. Found it three days later #barstoolconfessions Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
The front end dev who rips ass all the time is now talking about drinking breast milk. #THEFUCK Friday, October 11, 2013 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web Client
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
THAT TIME THE SERVERS ARE SO FUCKED UP YOUR PHONE IS GETTING TEXTED ONCE EVERY 10 SECONDS. I SHUT IT OFF Thursday, October 03, 2013 12:57:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm legit tallying the number of times Steve Lo comes to my desk. We're at 7 times for the day so far. Monday, September 30, 2013 4:11:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿 Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:48:13 PMTwitter for Android
First time touching Drupal modules and permissions since 2010... SUCKS. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -Chris Huntley @__JLu @GadsdenMarc Thursday, September 19, 2013 4:58:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Larry's a good time. A riot Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:02:28 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.
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Monday, September 16, 2013 4:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
This Azarenka chick playing Serena at the U.S Open sounds like she's fucking every time she his the ball. Probably a savage in bed Sunday, September 08, 2013 5:02:44 PMTwitter for Android
Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL Saturday, September 07, 2013 12:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
Time Waner is the absolute worst. Can't even go one night without the brand new modem needing to be reset Friday, September 06, 2013 8:16:07 AMTwitter for Android
I don't think its remotely possible to get dealt a worse off hand in candy crush. Didn't clear one jelly the whole time Monday, September 02, 2013 1:18:34 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service Friday, August 30, 2013 11:15:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:59:09 PMtxt
"Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like he’s one delay away from licking the third rail" Monday, August 12, 2013 4:26:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office? Monday, August 05, 2013 4:59:11 PMTwitter Web Client
My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:33:29 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AMTwitter Web Client
That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace Friday, July 26, 2013 1:09:52 PMTwitter Web Client
“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:11:22 PMBuffer
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe… Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone give our intern an ambien. Stop coming over here 75 times and being hyper on a Monday morning. Jesus Monday, June 24, 2013 9:50:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: don't let Lennon and Antonia bite both ur nips at the same time. But its hot Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:16:21 PMTwitter for Android
"On This Day in 1995, Ten is certified 9 times Platinum." just gave me chills Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:04:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house. Monday, June 03, 2013 7:07:25 PMTwitter for Android
OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create Monday, June 03, 2013 9:58:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right? Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08:26 PMTwitter for Android
This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:46:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time
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Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:36:31 PMTwitter for Android
"Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
@MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times!
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Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
Yes, you can put my report in your folder anytime you want. Monday, May 06, 2013 11:56:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Realllll pumped that Tom Petty came on at the bar, you guys. You think I have time for another beer before I go back to work? Friday, April 19, 2013 2:07:57 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season) Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:47:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Reminds me of the last time I was on the 4 in the bx, when I tweeted this: https://t.co/Uz8mzNwaSp
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:37:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, passed out at 9:30 for the first time since like 3rd grade.... Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:20:08 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:08:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking had enough of my phone. Maybe it should pick up some internet some time Tuesday, March 19, 2013 6:58:03 PMTwitter for Android
this plow driver is on crack. Dude plowed my street like 8 times. Come on. There's like 2 inches of snow, brah Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:24:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Twilight time to dream a while... Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Fixed all of the bad dates and times over on http://t.co/J5RGCCm6QN! Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:58:06 PMTwitter for Android
OMG it actually works!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, the times will import correctly. Woooooo. Also, I'll be a zombie today at work. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:28:53 AMTwitter Web Client
import this tweet with the correct time, fuckers Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:44 AMTwitter Web Client
According to the stack trace, i only screwed up the time zone. then it should work Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times Monday, March 11, 2013 4:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Millionth time watching this. http://t.co/qgfyy5LQ3f #GetGlue #Casino Saturday, March 09, 2013 9:53:48 PMGetGlue.com
HERP DERP: "Any downtime on production is bad" -Jeans. Ya think? Tuesday, March 05, 2013 11:45:32 AMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
That time you go to the bar and every fucking person leaves you. I look so cool here alone. #eatadick Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:32:06 AMTwitter for Android
For the first time ever, someone else is leaking ass at this bar. Not that i do that in public. Might puke. Saturday, March 02, 2013 1:01:35 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Scott. Sorry I falsely accused you of dropping acid last time we were at Dakota Friday, March 01, 2013 9:49:56 PMTwitter for Android
That time you need to admit to the CTO that 3/4 servers were out of the load balancing pool and the remaining one was at 100% CPU :/ Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:55:13 PMTwitter Web Client
"Gio. I can't tell you how many times I got laid at a gay bar." -Mal Thursday, February 14, 2013 12:14:05 AMTwitter for Android
Now I know why I don't use it much on the train. Thing gives me anxiety. Can't even send a few tweets. lost it 3 times trying to send this Wednesday, February 13, 2013 8:17:14 AMTwitter for Android
It's about time for this rich old lawyer dude to get a new bag. Probably had it since 1953 & it looks like its been through a meat grinder Wednesday, February 13, 2013 8:10:08 AMTwitter for Android
Gio: "I did Windows Update for the first time since like, 1987" Monday, February 11, 2013 3:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:14:23 PMTwitter for Android
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:10:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Get drunk and put on Banana Phone at the barrrrr. Many times. Duh Saturday, January 26, 2013 5:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
RT @UberFacts: The average person farts 14 times a day. Thursday, January 24, 2013 7:24:19 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I KNOW! They should run A/C all the time. Heat is the worst. It's not like we're not all wearing winter coats. Jeez
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:12:36 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ... Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:30:59 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ... Monday, January 14, 2013 11:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
Based on @Colithika and @waspito's tweets last night, they had an awesome time in L.A (in the a) Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:41:37 AMTwitter for Android
Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler. Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I think its almost time for the first poop of 2013 Tuesday, January 01, 2013 1:00:10 AMTwitter for Android
🎶🎶"Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland awayyyyyyyyy" 🎵🎵 Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:59:35 PMTwitter for Android
About time these POlice write mother fuckin tickets for these homeless wastes Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:01:51 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch these players hate me. Time to move out Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
Like. I'm never back in this ducking place and one time I do I'm a drunk mother fucker Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:32:43 AMTwitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client