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On the phone with Time Warner Cable. Blood pressure is slowly increasing Thursday, May 15, 2014 8:13:42 PMTwitter Web Client
.@MrMet @Wally97 fuck you hos. Mets and sox are my all time hated teams.
In reply to @MrMet's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times Friday, April 25, 2014 10:08:25 PMTwitter for Android
IT is now pushing corporate policies to change my chrome homepage, and it's corrupting my profile daily. Time to move along. Friday, April 25, 2014 9:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Beyond #mailtime at work today. Aka went to NY Tech Day for hours to talk to other companies. Thursday, April 24, 2014 4:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
How the fuck am I supposed to understand what he's saying all the time. He's like an Asian cave man. Grunting and speaking 2 word sentences. Monday, April 21, 2014 5:32:39 PMTwitter for Android
The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:27:15 AMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Only take Metro North a couple of times per week, which means that the trains are now late 100% of the time I take them #MTA Wednesday, April 02, 2014 8:04:24 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 "I want to spend some time today to tell you a little bit about Jogues, an extraordinary man!"
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 5:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
I think I almost punched a guy in the face the last time I drank with Russians. And I don't fight. Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:58:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Last time I was at the Russian place, I don't remember being at the Russian place and Uncle Vanya charged us a $200 cleanup fee Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:57:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Thank god for Thowback Thursday or i would have forgotten how much I hated you the first time you posted that picture. Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:19:44 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, this release is about as legitimate as Time Warner Cable Monday, March 03, 2014 2:06:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon 4G. Now faster than Time Warner http://t.co/dNy2egHIz1 Monday, March 03, 2014 1:41:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner Saturday, March 01, 2014 8:47:43 PMTwitter for Android
WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
Average page load time increased from 2-4 seconds for 2 minutes. We are classifying this as an outage. FUCKING IDIOTS Thursday, February 27, 2014 11:20:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster. Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Any time I right click a Chrome tab and duplicate it, I think of Joe Stein. You'd think this is a dumb feature, but it's mad useful. Thursday, February 20, 2014 5:23:12 PMTwitter for Windows
Just watched the Ride Along trailer. Blackest movie of all time. It'll be on the CW in a couple years Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:46:09 AMTwitter for Android
I feel like a good time right now Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:52:35 PMTwitter for Android
Train showed up on time today. Is this real life? Monday, February 10, 2014 8:06:58 AMTwitter for Android
Yep. Trains are late again. They're late 100% of the time I take them Thursday, February 06, 2014 8:04:25 AMTwitter for Android
CC: @Onethirdof3x5 @Fantasy_Mania RT @BarstoolJJ Literally not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Wednesday, February 05, 2014 4:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a VP who sends emails in Comic Sans. It is time to move on. Tuesday, February 04, 2014 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast....... Friday, January 31, 2014 1:54:21 PMTwitter Web Client
"Children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore so BLOW ME" Friday, January 31, 2014 1:33:53 AMTwitter for Windows
cocksucking time warner can't even handle a god damn voice chat without dropping Thursday, January 30, 2014 10:00:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu for sure not. A washed up suit reads a list three times per week. Means nothing to me.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, January 27, 2014 10:48:07 AMTwitter for Android
One time I pooped my pants. Man it was so cool. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:49:37 AMTwitter for Android
Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AMTwitter for Android
Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project. Tuesday, January 21, 2014 2:25:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Took two shits in time of peace and two in time of war. I took two shits before I took two shits, and then I took two more Friday, January 03, 2014 9:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
Its time for apple pies! Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
"When I was trippin' one time, I was drivin'" Friday, December 27, 2013 11:43:15 PMTwitter for Android
The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck Friday, December 27, 2013 12:49:12 AMTwitter for Android
There are two goofballs who have not stepped away from our XBox all morning #MailTime Monday, December 23, 2013 11:46:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Just added an "All tweets from this day" button on my random tweet generator page: Sometimes, you need more context: http://t.co/fCUJcpfuRg Friday, December 20, 2013 1:28:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Literally played Traffic Racer on the shitter for 20 minutes. #mailtime CC: @SonicBlur23 Monday, December 16, 2013 2:48:52 PMTwitter Web Client
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work Sunday, December 08, 2013 9:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
How many fucking times do I need to tell these people I know it all. Just argued with my boss about something for 5 minutes and I was right Wednesday, November 06, 2013 4:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool one time I accidentally stole Drinkwater's seat and I was scared for my life
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, October 26, 2013 8:51:47 PMTwitter for Android
This one time, I picked my fingernail and put it in my belly button. Found it three days later #barstoolconfessions Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
The front end dev who rips ass all the time is now talking about drinking breast milk. #THEFUCK Friday, October 11, 2013 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web Client
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
THAT TIME THE SERVERS ARE SO FUCKED UP YOUR PHONE IS GETTING TEXTED ONCE EVERY 10 SECONDS. I SHUT IT OFF Thursday, October 03, 2013 12:57:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm legit tallying the number of times Steve Lo comes to my desk. We're at 7 times for the day so far. Monday, September 30, 2013 4:11:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿 Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:48:13 PMTwitter for Android
First time touching Drupal modules and permissions since 2010... SUCKS. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -Chris Huntley @__JLu @GadsdenMarc Thursday, September 19, 2013 4:58:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Larry's a good time. A riot Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:02:28 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, September 16, 2013 4:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
This Azarenka chick playing Serena at the U.S Open sounds like she's fucking every time she his the ball. Probably a savage in bed Sunday, September 08, 2013 5:02:44 PMTwitter for Android
Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL Saturday, September 07, 2013 12:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
Time Waner is the absolute worst. Can't even go one night without the brand new modem needing to be reset Friday, September 06, 2013 8:16:07 AMTwitter for Android
I don't think its remotely possible to get dealt a worse off hand in candy crush. Didn't clear one jelly the whole time Monday, September 02, 2013 1:18:34 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service Friday, August 30, 2013 11:15:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:59:09 PMtxt
"Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like he’s one delay away from licking the third rail" Monday, August 12, 2013 4:26:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office? Monday, August 05, 2013 4:59:11 PMTwitter Web Client
My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:33:29 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AMTwitter Web Client
That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace Friday, July 26, 2013 1:09:52 PMTwitter Web Client
“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:11:22 PMBuffer
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe… Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone give our intern an ambien. Stop coming over here 75 times and being hyper on a Monday morning. Jesus Monday, June 24, 2013 9:50:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: don't let Lennon and Antonia bite both ur nips at the same time. But its hot Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:16:21 PMTwitter for Android
"On This Day in 1995, Ten is certified 9 times Platinum." just gave me chills Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:04:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house. Monday, June 03, 2013 7:07:25 PMTwitter for Android
OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create Monday, June 03, 2013 9:58:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right? Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08:26 PMTwitter for Android
This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:46:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:36:31 PMTwitter for Android
"Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
@MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times!
In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:44:54 PMTwitter for Android
Yes, you can put my report in your folder anytime you want. Monday, May 06, 2013 11:56:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Realllll pumped that Tom Petty came on at the bar, you guys. You think I have time for another beer before I go back to work? Friday, April 19, 2013 2:07:57 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season) Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:47:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Reminds me of the last time I was on the 4 in the bx, when I tweeted this: https://t.co/Uz8mzNwaSp
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:37:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, passed out at 9:30 for the first time since like 3rd grade.... Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:20:08 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:08:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking had enough of my phone. Maybe it should pick up some internet some time Tuesday, March 19, 2013 6:58:03 PMTwitter for Android
this plow driver is on crack. Dude plowed my street like 8 times. Come on. There's like 2 inches of snow, brah Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:24:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Twilight time to dream a while... Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Fixed all of the bad dates and times over on http://t.co/J5RGCCm6QN! Thursday, March 14, 2013 1:58:06 PMTwitter for Android
OMG it actually works!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, the times will import correctly. Woooooo. Also, I'll be a zombie today at work. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:28:53 AMTwitter Web Client
import this tweet with the correct time, fuckers Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:44 AMTwitter Web Client
According to the stack trace, i only screwed up the time zone. then it should work Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times Monday, March 11, 2013 4:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Millionth time watching this. http://t.co/qgfyy5LQ3f #GetGlue #Casino Saturday, March 09, 2013 9:53:48 PMGetGlue.com
HERP DERP: "Any downtime on production is bad" -Jeans. Ya think? Tuesday, March 05, 2013 11:45:32 AMTwitter for Android