| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @ShavingFoams they already spent time developing it, so they should add it to labs or testtube In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:37:42 PM | twidroid |
| Never ever ever goes the way I want it to.... sometime | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 12:22:01 AM | twidroid |
| This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up. | Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:10:44 PM | twidroid |
| New blog post: Fantasy Baseball Time, Suckers http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/03/29/fantasy-baseball-time-suckers/ | Monday, March 29, 2010 4:26:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Night, tweeps. Better luck next time | Thursday, March 25, 2010 2:54:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. | Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AM | twidroid |
| Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. | Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to corrupt some freshmen... | Friday, March 19, 2010 10:27:55 PM | twidroid |
| @waspito Droid 2.1 updates are being pushed out starting Thursday in batches of 250,000 at a time (so it might take a few days) | Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:03:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3 | Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:31:31 AM | DELETED |
| so one week ago today I was leaving for spring break. Wow, where'd the time go? | Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:04:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 I used to do that at my old job. I would actually spend more time the first time writing scripts so that next time it was easier In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:41:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for a spring bike ride! | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:37:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" | Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. Gmail isn't being a complete failure right now #googlefail Love it to death but sometimes it just doesn't load | Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:25:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shower time, then more green tea, then crackin some Civil War books | Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:28:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to submit yearbook deadline pages | Monday, March 01, 2010 8:53:13 PM | twidroid |
| A pitcher of beer and some soco later..... time to drink more | Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:19:14 PM | twidroid |
| Laundry time | Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:04:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ♪ I could either burn Or cut off my pride and buy some time ♪ | Monday, February 22, 2010 1:57:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So glad my client is switching web hosts soon. The site has gone down more times today than a fuckin whore | Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:13:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight | Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @novellabella ok poor dan is sick of hearing from hammered fools stfu. Not that I'm any better.... I'm like 7 times worse | Sunday, January 24, 2010 12:30:23 AM | DELETED |
| Above freezing for the first time in a while. My winter's still lacking that snow. =( | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:38:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK one week left until my LAST semester at school. Time to DO WORK! If you know what I mean... | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:10:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Get with the times Mozilla, You're so... 2000s http://bit.ly/7UUgWZ | Friday, January 01, 2010 12:03:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Overall, 2009 wasn't that bad of a year but it got all fucked up in the end. Better luck next time. | Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:01:44 PM | twidroid |
| my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. | Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for a little bike ride and Droid GPS test | Sunday, December 27, 2009 10:51:22 AM | twidroid |
| Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| few hours of sleep. obnoxious 8am final. 2 more bitches. i'd rather have them at the same time. | Friday, December 18, 2009 12:42:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times | Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 50s? rather toasty outside for this time of year.. should be cold | Monday, December 14, 2009 11:54:43 AM | txt |
| Boomstick time! This'll sort you bastards | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:33:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's a nonstop piano/wind-up tune playing in my room that my roommate went to sleep to. Make it stop! Earplug time! | Monday, November 30, 2009 2:38:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| better luck next time and @waspito. i dont give up that easily. its just the cards dealt to me | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:59:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:17:51 AM | txt |
| i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P | Monday, November 23, 2009 6:11:16 PM | txt |
| Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING | Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AM | txt |
| I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. | Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AM | txt |
| Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love DJing the Madden Pregames. Old times.... | Saturday, October 31, 2009 6:03:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life | Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks! | Monday, October 19, 2009 5:20:42 PM | txt |
| time for bio lab..... joy | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:28:01 AM | txt |
| how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people | Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PM | txt |
| NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now | Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| waste of my fucking time | Sunday, October 04, 2009 7:56:44 PM | txt |
| i have legit things to do today. this class is an epic waste of my time | Friday, October 02, 2009 9:24:31 AM | txt |
| Sometimes you just want to choke a bitch | Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:56:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Some meetings I get roped into are a waste of my fucking time. That's the biggest sin - wasting another's time | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:53:18 PM | txt |
| yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PM | txt |
| This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AM | txt |
| fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! | Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work... | Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:30:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| mets choke as usual. sweet times though | Friday, September 18, 2009 10:03:18 PM | txt |
| I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AM | txt |
| football time boys! Go GMen | Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:04:08 PM | txt |
| Hello Twitter people. New rule: next time I'm gonna stop complaining a lot on Twitter | Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:49:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In the words of @kevinrose, "sometimes you just wanna shake a bitch" | Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:39:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| i was at Mo's 4 times in the past 2 days. Jeez | Friday, September 11, 2009 8:02:13 PM | txt |
| Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's actually time to do work | Sunday, September 06, 2009 2:27:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fact that this girl is a comp engineering major and we just had a geek discussion just made her 4 times hotter | Friday, August 28, 2009 6:49:13 PM | txt |
| @fairfieldmirror This link is relevant to all of you who spend time in the Mirror office. Keep this in mind in Sept: http://bit.ly/42sh3D | Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:37:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| StagWeb has to be the most unreliable email system I've ever seen in my life. It's down every time I try to check it. Absolutely pathetic. | Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:52:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| time for some baseball! Go yanks! | Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:06:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes i just love myself | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:38:02 PM | txt |
| How the hell is it possible for someone wake up ten times hotter than they were the day before. | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:27:16 PM | txt |
| the yankees could have won this game like 16 times | Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just realized my tweet at 2:08PM didn't go through. Must have been that Twitter downtime everyone was taking about. Lets go Yankees! | Thursday, August 06, 2009 7:25:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Loving the cool morning. About time it's not hot and humid | Thursday, August 06, 2009 8:11:33 AM | txt |
| For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. | Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AM | txt |
| It's Harry Potter time! | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:01:49 PM | twhirl |
| Bed time. Upcoming week = sizz between @waspito 's 21st, Harry Potter and fam stuff. Night tweeple | Monday, July 13, 2009 1:54:46 AM | twhirl |
| Cool my parents now think I'm on drugs because I sleep all the time. Then they went to wake me up and I talked nonsense | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:52:31 PM | twhirl |
| It's fuckin July already? Jeez, where does time go? | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 2:20:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| mmm lasagna time | Saturday, June 27, 2009 5:42:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Every time i come to this fuckin place they lose | Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:00:19 PM | Twitter SMS |
| Early bed. Not even joking this time | Wednesday, June 17, 2009 3:04:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So usually I get tweets sent to my phone first. This time, I'm getting them to twhirl first. Looks like texting is delayed. Oh well | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:05:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck sleep, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Semi-annoyed, so I think I'm getting up, having some breakfast and then biking for a long time... | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:15:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well I tried to go to bed before 3 and almost did, but then I started programming... Next time... | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:06:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. Google decided to delete all my iGoogle gadgets. Time to rebuild. #googlefail | Friday, June 12, 2009 3:47:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well so much for early bedtime.... | Thursday, June 11, 2009 6:12:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Running on Pacific time, never been to the west coast... I should fix that. | Wednesday, June 10, 2009 3:55:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| About time! It's also hot in here | Sunday, June 07, 2009 3:48:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Note to tweeple: twhirl notifications come in a fewminutes after texts do, and they come in groups of 2-3. So it's not really real time. | Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:17:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack | Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to go watch CC, the biggest boss | Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:19:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes you just have to feel bad for the ppl who will never fit in because they grew up in the wrong generation | Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:35:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes when I'm doing too many things at once on a computer, I lose my mind and make my life difficult | Sunday, May 17, 2009 2:13:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for a reboot, as my video card is having issues with repainting the screen and leaving things around that don't clear... | Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:03:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Twitter. Improving Dan's life, one scheduling issue at a time In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:29:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a powerpoint to edit, and my group has yet to send me the correct file. Morons. This is the 4th time they attached an old file | Monday, April 27, 2009 9:47:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm just gonna pretend it's not a nice day out :draws curtain: Time to do work. | Sunday, April 26, 2009 1:24:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It could be worse. Maybe I'll get it right next time. | Sunday, April 26, 2009 2:59:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |