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About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
ABOUT TIME Facebook got rid of that ghetto assed Java uploader and replaced it with AJAX and html Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:48:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc
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Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PMTwitter Web Client
2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey Optimum Online is decent... At 1AM (http://bit.ly/dpB10o) Too bad it's 1MBPS during peak times. FiOS FTW static 20/25MBPS speeds. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:06:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the first time in 20 year's I've seen an NYPD car come by this block. They usually avoid it like the plague. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:29:11 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: It's About Time They Did This in NYC http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/its-about-time-they-did-this-in-nyc/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:32:25 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why does this fucking loud bitch street sweeper have to come by 5 times and annoy me with noise? Grr. Monday, June 07, 2010 1:27:09 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Verizon's 3G Network Can Suck It Sometimes http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/06/verizons-3g-network-can-suck-it-sometimes/ Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:19:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the swamp for the last time ever Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PMtwidroid
Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AMtwidroid
My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AMtwidroid
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Need more time. Game over. Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PMtwidroid
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams they already spent time developing it, so they should add it to labs or testtube
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:37:42 PMtwidroid
Never ever ever goes the way I want it to.... sometime Wednesday, March 31, 2010 12:22:01 AMtwidroid
This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:10:44 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Fantasy Baseball Time, Suckers http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/03/29/fantasy-baseball-time-suckers/ Monday, March 29, 2010 4:26:28 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Night, tweeps. Better luck next time Thursday, March 25, 2010 2:54:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to corrupt some freshmen... Friday, March 19, 2010 10:27:55 PMtwidroid
@waspito Droid 2.1 updates are being pushed out starting Thursday in batches of 250,000 at a time (so it might take a few days) Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:03:32 AMTwitter Web Client
OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3 Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:31:31 AMDELETED
so one week ago today I was leaving for spring break. Wow, where'd the time go? Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:04:54 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I used to do that at my old job. I would actually spend more time the first time writing scripts so that next time it was easier
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:41:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for a spring bike ride! Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:37:41 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. Gmail isn't being a complete failure right now #googlefail Love it to death but sometimes it just doesn't load Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Shower time, then more green tea, then crackin some Civil War books Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:28:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to submit yearbook deadline pages Monday, March 01, 2010 8:53:13 PMtwidroid
A pitcher of beer and some soco later..... time to drink more Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:19:14 PMtwidroid
Laundry time Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
♪ I could either burn Or cut off my pride and buy some time ♪ Monday, February 22, 2010 1:57:15 AMTwitter Web Client
So glad my client is switching web hosts soon. The site has gone down more times today than a fuckin whore Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@novellabella ok poor dan is sick of hearing from hammered fools stfu. Not that I'm any better.... I'm like 7 times worse Sunday, January 24, 2010 12:30:23 AMDELETED
Above freezing for the first time in a while. My winter's still lacking that snow. =( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:38:41 AMTwitter Web Client
OK one week left until my LAST semester at school. Time to DO WORK! If you know what I mean... Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:10:38 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Get with the times Mozilla, You're so... 2000s http://bit.ly/7UUgWZ Friday, January 01, 2010 12:03:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Overall, 2009 wasn't that bad of a year but it got all fucked up in the end. Better luck next time. Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:01:44 PMtwidroid
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Time for a little bike ride and Droid GPS test Sunday, December 27, 2009 10:51:22 AMtwidroid
Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AMTwitter Web Client
few hours of sleep. obnoxious 8am final. 2 more bitches. i'd rather have them at the same time. Friday, December 18, 2009 12:42:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
50s? rather toasty outside for this time of year.. should be cold Monday, December 14, 2009 11:54:43 AMtxt
Boomstick time! This'll sort you bastards Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:33:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
There's a nonstop piano/wind-up tune playing in my room that my roommate went to sleep to. Make it stop! Earplug time! Monday, November 30, 2009 2:38:06 AMTwitter Web Client
better luck next time and @waspito. i dont give up that easily. its just the cards dealt to me Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:17:51 AMtxt
i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P Monday, November 23, 2009 6:11:16 PMtxt
Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AMtxt
I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AMtxt
Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I love DJing the Madden Pregames. Old times.... Saturday, October 31, 2009 6:03:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web Client
corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks! Monday, October 19, 2009 5:20:42 PMtxt
time for bio lab..... joy Friday, October 16, 2009 9:28:01 AMtxt
how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PMtxt
NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PMTwitter Web Client
waste of my fucking time Sunday, October 04, 2009 7:56:44 PMtxt
i have legit things to do today. this class is an epic waste of my time Friday, October 02, 2009 9:24:31 AMtxt
Sometimes you just want to choke a bitch Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:56:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Some meetings I get roped into are a waste of my fucking time. That's the biggest sin - wasting another's time Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:53:18 PMtxt
yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PMtxt
This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AMtxt
fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work... Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:30:56 PMTwitter Web Client
mets choke as usual. sweet times though Friday, September 18, 2009 10:03:18 PMtxt
I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AMtxt
football time boys! Go GMen Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:04:08 PMtxt
Hello Twitter people. New rule: next time I'm gonna stop complaining a lot on Twitter Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:49:18 AMTwitter Web Client
In the words of @kevinrose, "sometimes you just wanna shake a bitch" Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:39:27 AMTwitter Web Client
i was at Mo's 4 times in the past 2 days. Jeez Friday, September 11, 2009 8:02:13 PMtxt
Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PMTwitter Web Client
It's actually time to do work Sunday, September 06, 2009 2:27:05 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that this girl is a comp engineering major and we just had a geek discussion just made her 4 times hotter Friday, August 28, 2009 6:49:13 PMtxt
@fairfieldmirror This link is relevant to all of you who spend time in the Mirror office. Keep this in mind in Sept: http://bit.ly/42sh3D Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:37:28 AMTwitter Web Client
StagWeb has to be the most unreliable email system I've ever seen in my life. It's down every time I try to check it. Absolutely pathetic. Wednesday, August 19, 2009 7:52:27 AMTwitter Web Client
time for some baseball! Go yanks! Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:06:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes i just love myself Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:38:02 PMtxt
How the hell is it possible for someone wake up ten times hotter than they were the day before. Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:27:16 PMtxt
the yankees could have won this game like 16 times Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:29 AMTwitter Web Client
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