988 results for TIME — page 7 of 10, showing 601–700
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For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
That time you go to the bar and every fucking person leaves you. I look so cool here alone. #eatadick Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:32:06 AMTwitter for Android
For the first time ever, someone else is leaking ass at this bar. Not that i do that in public. Might puke. Saturday, March 02, 2013 1:01:35 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Scott. Sorry I falsely accused you of dropping acid last time we were at Dakota Friday, March 01, 2013 9:49:56 PMTwitter for Android
That time you need to admit to the CTO that 3/4 servers were out of the load balancing pool and the remaining one was at 100% CPU :/ Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:55:13 PMTwitter Web Client
"Gio. I can't tell you how many times I got laid at a gay bar." -Mal Thursday, February 14, 2013 12:14:05 AMTwitter for Android
Now I know why I don't use it much on the train. Thing gives me anxiety. Can't even send a few tweets. lost it 3 times trying to send this Wednesday, February 13, 2013 8:17:14 AMTwitter for Android
It's about time for this rich old lawyer dude to get a new bag. Probably had it since 1953 & it looks like its been through a meat grinder Wednesday, February 13, 2013 8:10:08 AMTwitter for Android
Gio: "I did Windows Update for the first time since like, 1987" Monday, February 11, 2013 3:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:14:23 PMTwitter for Android
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:10:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Get drunk and put on Banana Phone at the barrrrr. Many times. Duh Saturday, January 26, 2013 5:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
RT @UberFacts: The average person farts 14 times a day. Thursday, January 24, 2013 7:24:19 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 I KNOW! They should run A/C all the time. Heat is the worst. It's not like we're not all wearing winter coats. Jeez
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:12:36 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ... Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:30:59 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ... Monday, January 14, 2013 11:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
Based on @Colithika and @waspito's tweets last night, they had an awesome time in L.A (in the a) Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:41:37 AMTwitter for Android
Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler. Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I think its almost time for the first poop of 2013 Tuesday, January 01, 2013 1:00:10 AMTwitter for Android
🎶🎶"Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland awayyyyyyyyy" 🎵🎵 Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:59:35 PMTwitter for Android
About time these POlice write mother fuckin tickets for these homeless wastes Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:01:51 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch these players hate me. Time to move out Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
Like. I'm never back in this ducking place and one time I do I'm a drunk mother fucker Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:32:43 AMTwitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo. Remember the last time we walked to mickeys and I puked in the snow and then ate it to wash my mouth and then drank more? Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:29:11 PMTwitter for Android
Two bitches and a horse or else it isn't even worth my time. Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:06:58 AMTwitter for Android
DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AMTwitter Web Client
I just unlocked the "Fixer Upper" badge on @foursquare for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! http://4sq.com/TLsB9G Wednesday, November 07, 2012 3:29:11 PMfoursquare
Whats the worst thing to say to a girl out of these three: "when's it due?" "it's that time of the month" or "stop being a cunt" Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:32:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I just unlocked the "Ten Hundred" badge on @foursquare for checking in over 1000 times! http://4sq.com/YR9wDZ Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:06:19 AMfoursquare
fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:55:34 AMTwitter Web Client
OK how many fucking times do you have to count people in this plane. Ya dumb? Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
I just unlocked the “Mall Rat” badge on @foursquare for checking in at malls! Time for a fancy pretzel. http://4sq.com/QdJA5h Saturday, November 03, 2012 2:06:01 PMfoursquare
new version of twitter tools sucks balls. Will not use (it's for my tweets app). I do like how they fixed the datetime issue though Friday, October 26, 2012 1:36:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Really wish it was tomorrow at this time, minus a few hours, you guys Wednesday, October 24, 2012 1:02:41 AMTwitter Web Client
"There was no downtime during this morning's rollout. That's how I roll" Monday, October 22, 2012 3:36:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey: "Well there won't be any downtime, only some issues where it won't be available for a minute or so" #engineerdefinitionofdowntime Monday, October 22, 2012 2:50:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I just unlocked the Back to School badge on @foursquare for checking in back on campus! Time to party! Er, study. http://4sq.com/TGQYl6 Saturday, October 20, 2012 5:44:11 PMfoursquare
THE BUILD WORKED. About fuckin time Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:43:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I LOVE Halloween time and fall!! Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:12:24 AMTwitter Web Client
"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space" Tuesday, October 09, 2012 2:37:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AMTwitter for Android
Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Saturday, September 15, 2012 5:21:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Almost time to be struttin that ass to the bar Wednesday, September 12, 2012 5:33:49 PMTwitter Web Client
A beautiful, crisp, 55 degree morning! About time this hot summer's almost over! Monday, September 10, 2012 7:44:23 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice that sometimes when selecting text in Google Chrome, the page starts jumping up and down? Drives me batshit crazy Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:28:01 AMTwitter Web Client
prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature) Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
If @VtotheFlo tweets about #FNO one more time, something I couldn't give a fuck about, I'm unfollowing her. Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:06:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Snippet to echo "yyyy-mm-dd_hh:mm" in the command line: echo %date:~-4,4%-%date:~-10,2%-%date:~-7,2%_%time:~0,2%:%time:~3,2% Friday, August 17, 2012 4:25:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Thank you sore throat for making me miss dev drinks. The programmers are worried about me because I ditched them for drinks the past 4 times Thursday, August 16, 2012 6:16:18 PMTwitter for Android
Delayed for the THIRD time in two days. Fucking MTA Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:59:44 PMTwitter for Android
I really don't understand how @MalJNew still has no idea how to type a penis when I showed her like 9 times already. Monday, August 13, 2012 8:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
Andyes, that's andre. Its $5 and the last time I touched it was 09 when we sprayed it all over the swamp when the yanks won the world series Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:23:11 PMTwitter for Android
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys Friday, August 10, 2012 12:51:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop kicking black people's shoes on the subway. This is the third time I got yelled at. In Bridgeport, I'd get shot Wednesday, August 08, 2012 1:09:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 my girl cousins fought over the flower all the time when I was a kid and yes, it sucked.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:09:39 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6 Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:21:03 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"So how many times do you think a Volvo dealership was vandalized to say vulva?" This guy's killing me Saturday, August 04, 2012 11:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
If I didn't die in a Haliskoe drunk driving crash in all my time at Fairfield, I guess I'm invincible, you guys. Friday, July 27, 2012 4:59:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Bahaha my boss liked my fb status where I said @LennonImagine could talk (dirty) to my nexus 7 tablet any time she wanted Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:34:58 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely LOVE it how Christina sends me this video every time it rains outside: http://t.co/UweFwqg Friday, July 20, 2012 10:12:01 AMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit. We need a keg team here to make sure this shit works at all times. Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:18:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Longboarding downhill for the 1st time. Took pavement at 15mph. Bitches dig injuries. means I'm getting laid tomorrow http://t.co/PnonJC3 Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!" Friday, July 06, 2012 11:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PMTwitter Web Client
PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology Monday, June 25, 2012 11:22:01 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @ShavingFoams Yeah but if you aren't lazy, you can manyally copy it and do RT @... People do that to me all the time bc I'm legit
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, June 25, 2012 12:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
"She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that" Monday, June 25, 2012 12:57:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Its not even worth my energy to waste time complaining about these trains Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:05:31 PMTwitter for Android
Grandpa's fly was down. I told him XYZ. He said "that's okay, you have to air it out sometimes" Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:26:49 PMTwitter for Android
Nighttime Atlantic ocean is so peaceful and healing. Not a soul out here Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
Love doing SQL queries against my tweets. Out of 5733 I have archived, I said fuck 1243 times in 1076 tweets (including this one) Friday, June 08, 2012 9:52:10 AMTwitter Web Client
specifically, fuck strtotime() Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:55:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is working with date/time in php a mother fucking pain in the ass? Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:54:04 AMTwitter Web Client
I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie. Monday, May 28, 2012 1:44:48 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew lol. This is the second time i yelled at you for not answering when I never actually called.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, May 25, 2012 7:36:34 AMTwitter for Android
This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PMTwitter for Android
Just wanted to point out that the chick in the FB timeline photon in Joe's Deluxe Spa is bangin: https://t.co/LxPWkpL Friday, May 18, 2012 4:53:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Yeah, the first time I told him about it, he thought I was crazy. Idk
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:43:00 PMTwitter for Android
That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:01:31 AMTwitter for Android
That time you have to piss so badly and a dude gets up from a table as you're walking to the bathroom and gets ahead of you... bs Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:04:49 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, Casino is on Encore at 5PM. I know what I'm doing. One of my all time favs. De Niro, Joe Pesce... Scorsese film. Unreal. Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:30:36 PMTwitter for Android
Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests. Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:23:42 AMTwitter Web Client
About time it rained. http://t.co/JAEPETP Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:01:09 PMInstagram
This might actually be animal cruelty, which isn't cool. But hey. .. I mean.. dogs gotta go wild sometimes too, ya know? Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:30:03 PMTwitter for Android
Christina is my favorite lesbian of all time. Id marry her every time in a game of marry fuck kill every day of the week and twice on sunday Friday, April 06, 2012 7:57:03 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if Temple Run didn't force close 64 times on the Galaxy Nexus... They delay it and release it buggy. Sux developing on Android Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:16:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time! Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:23:40 PMTwitter for Android
Okayyyyyyy. One gay thinks my flawless logic is flawed... time to ask another Saturday, March 24, 2012 4:18:54 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you just want to shake a bitch Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:11:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... sometimesssssssssss...... Friday, March 09, 2012 1:45:27 AMTwitter Web Client