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Sometimes, you just need a fresh day. Think I found the buggy bug. Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:32:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Check out my random tweet generator. It will randomly display one of my tweets between now and 2009. #timewaster: http://t.co/QMi490J Wednesday, February 29, 2012 1:40:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't have time to interview this motherfucker Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:27:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if the fucking 5 train didn't go fucking 3 mph and stop 8 times between stations making me miss my train. Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:46:26 PMTwitter for Android
Finally time for bed! Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:43:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck man. There's not enough TIME in the day... Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:29:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear... http://bit.ly/AhEGRT Wednesday, January 11, 2012 8:51:06 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-)
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Trail Of Time w/ @colithika @waspito http://4sq.com/vFE8Ng Monday, January 02, 2012 5:30:29 PMfoursquare
New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS Monday, January 02, 2012 1:26:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PMTwitter Web Client
fucking nooblet driving this train cant even align himself with the station properly. had to back up like 4 times Monday, December 05, 2011 7:48:53 PMtxt
Welp, that was a waste of time Monday, December 05, 2011 4:13:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at The Samsung Experience (Time Warner Center) (10 Columbus Circle, 3rd Floor, New York) http://4sq.com/vXVBEf Monday, December 05, 2011 3:25:23 PMfoursquare
@Waspito Knowing them, I'll still have a dumbphone by the time we head out there. Which sucks bc I won't be able to Foursquare
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:40:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter: Y u no load more tweets on the timeline? Monday, November 21, 2011 9:01:23 PMTwitter Web Client
About f'in time! http://t.co/xDsieDX Sunday, November 20, 2011 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Yup. They gave me 30 days. I couldn't find a smartphone in that time, so I lost out. Fuckin Galaxy Nexus should have been out...
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, November 11, 2011 1:33:40 PMTwitter Web Client
just watched an episode of unsolved mysteries. just not the same without robert stack. #yesimwatchinglifetime Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:01:19 PMtxt
New blog post: If they Fucking Bomb Search Me One More Time... http://bit.ly/vtkGOF Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:15:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to God, if this cunt coughs in my face one more fucking time... Tuesday, October 25, 2011 5:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella sounds like an awesome time. Enjoy. I will be out drinking instead
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:15:09 PMTwitter Web Client
It's always a good sign when the builds they give us pass my Selenium scripts instead of failing like 15 times along the way. Monday, October 03, 2011 6:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
What. Color time is it? Friday, September 23, 2011 10:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 23, 2011 3:32:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough Friday, September 23, 2011 12:27:30 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
My twitter timeline is messed up. Why isn't everyone I follow showing up? Saturday, September 17, 2011 2:25:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Quite possibly the greatest mob movie of all time. Love it http://t.co/vJTTCee @GetGlue #Casino Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:00:40 AMGetGlue.com
New blog post: USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME... http://bit.ly/nw7Bad Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:53:20 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sometimes... you just have to accept you'll never get your way. Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Ruby Tuesday (7 Times Sq, at 7th Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nKBdUa Friday, August 05, 2011 8:02:22 PMfoursquare
I could be a real dick sometimes =) Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella stop stalking celebrities. They don't care aboit you. Make better use of your time creeper
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:19:00 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PMTwitter Web Client
About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear...... Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PMTwitter for Android
WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PMTwitter Web Client
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PMTwitter for Android
I love Old Timer's Day. Greatest ballclub ever. Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:55:25 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I'd Puke All Over Meg http://bit.ly/irFCJZ Monday, June 20, 2011 10:07:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 No language barrier... A memory dump will help debug a problem by showing what was in memory at the time of a crash.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/ku3Rx7 Sunday, June 12, 2011 12:05:35 AMfoursquare
This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Time to go biking again Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:46:58 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points http://bit.ly/mgiz4J Friday, April 29, 2011 12:55:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
"Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary its bridgeport, TC... no one in their right mind would waste time bombing Bridgeport. No need...
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Monday, April 18, 2011 5:47:24 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 fuck off I know its been out for a while. I don't have time to blog about things instantly :-)
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
Any time someone new starts, don't put them in the cube diagonally from me. Stop with the questions... I can't get a god damn thing done Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6:39:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin jersey, pumping gas for me... guy is changing shifts. I don't have time for this. I'd be out of here already Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:01:28 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2011 7:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Am So Right 100% of the Time http://bit.ly/eGdE3J Friday, March 25, 2011 1:59:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A. Friday, March 04, 2011 2:50:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I can watch this 100 times http://bit.ly/hGT2nW (via @GetGlue) #Casino Sunday, February 20, 2011 6:54:59 PMGetGlue.com
Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Just Another Hour of Downtime, NBD http://bit.ly/ePWUQD Tuesday, January 25, 2011 2:51:03 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Page 4 of 13 on the release notes... Fun times Monday, January 24, 2011 10:40:33 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Sometimes... http://bit.ly/eeioh9 Monday, January 17, 2011 10:12:59 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Monday, January 10, 2011 9:13:55 PMTwitter Web Client
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/fAtG4a Sunday, January 02, 2011 8:39:54 PMfoursquare
The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times. Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:58:37 PMTwitter Web Client
You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at The Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York). http://4sq.com/6x1qXH Friday, November 19, 2010 7:48:20 PMfoursquare
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AMTwitter Web Client
First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
God dammt remind me to have more singles next time I'm at the bar. Big bills blow Friday, November 05, 2010 9:14:46 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Miss College Around This Time of Year http://bit.ly/cOEzpa Thursday, October 28, 2010 11:21:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: ALCS Time http://bit.ly/91Jtw0 Friday, October 15, 2010 2:02:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled Friday, October 01, 2010 4:30:30 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PMTwitter for Android
Starting 10/2 in NY: High temps in the 60s!!! About time summer ended. Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:39:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Private Browsing Mode Increases During Lunch Time, People are Morons http://bit.ly/c7tEUf Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:39:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, August 23, 2010 1:27:38 PMtwidroid
Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PMtwidroid
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AMTwitter Web Client
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