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Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
What. Color time is it? Friday, September 23, 2011 10:08:32 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 23, 2011 3:32:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough Friday, September 23, 2011 12:27:30 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
My twitter timeline is messed up. Why isn't everyone I follow showing up? Saturday, September 17, 2011 2:25:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Quite possibly the greatest mob movie of all time. Love it http://t.co/vJTTCee @GetGlue #Casino Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:00:40 AMGetGlue.com
New blog post: USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME... http://bit.ly/nw7Bad Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:53:20 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sometimes... you just have to accept you'll never get your way. Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Ruby Tuesday (7 Times Sq, at 7th Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nKBdUa Friday, August 05, 2011 8:02:22 PMfoursquare
I could be a real dick sometimes =) Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella stop stalking celebrities. They don't care aboit you. Make better use of your time creeper
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:19:00 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PMTwitter Web Client
About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear...... Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PMTwitter for Android
WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PMTwitter Web Client
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PMTwitter for Android
I love Old Timer's Day. Greatest ballclub ever. Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:55:25 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I'd Puke All Over Meg http://bit.ly/irFCJZ Monday, June 20, 2011 10:07:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 No language barrier... A memory dump will help debug a problem by showing what was in memory at the time of a crash.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/ku3Rx7 Sunday, June 12, 2011 12:05:35 AMfoursquare
This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Time to go biking again Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:46:58 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points http://bit.ly/mgiz4J Friday, April 29, 2011 12:55:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
"Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary its bridgeport, TC... no one in their right mind would waste time bombing Bridgeport. No need...
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Monday, April 18, 2011 5:47:24 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 fuck off I know its been out for a while. I don't have time to blog about things instantly :-)
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
Any time someone new starts, don't put them in the cube diagonally from me. Stop with the questions... I can't get a god damn thing done Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6:39:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin jersey, pumping gas for me... guy is changing shifts. I don't have time for this. I'd be out of here already Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:01:28 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2011 7:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Am So Right 100% of the Time http://bit.ly/eGdE3J Friday, March 25, 2011 1:59:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A. Friday, March 04, 2011 2:50:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I can watch this 100 times http://bit.ly/hGT2nW (via @GetGlue) #Casino Sunday, February 20, 2011 6:54:59 PMGetGlue.com
Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Just Another Hour of Downtime, NBD http://bit.ly/ePWUQD Tuesday, January 25, 2011 2:51:03 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Page 4 of 13 on the release notes... Fun times Monday, January 24, 2011 10:40:33 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Sometimes... http://bit.ly/eeioh9 Monday, January 17, 2011 10:12:59 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Monday, January 10, 2011 9:13:55 PMTwitter Web Client
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/fAtG4a Sunday, January 02, 2011 8:39:54 PMfoursquare
The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times. Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:58:37 PMTwitter Web Client
You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at The Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York). http://4sq.com/6x1qXH Friday, November 19, 2010 7:48:20 PMfoursquare
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AMTwitter Web Client
First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
God dammt remind me to have more singles next time I'm at the bar. Big bills blow Friday, November 05, 2010 9:14:46 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Miss College Around This Time of Year http://bit.ly/cOEzpa Thursday, October 28, 2010 11:21:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: ALCS Time http://bit.ly/91Jtw0 Friday, October 15, 2010 2:02:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled Friday, October 01, 2010 4:30:30 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PMTwitter for Android
Starting 10/2 in NY: High temps in the 60s!!! About time summer ended. Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:39:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Private Browsing Mode Increases During Lunch Time, People are Morons http://bit.ly/c7tEUf Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:39:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, August 23, 2010 1:27:38 PMtwidroid
Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PMtwidroid
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AMTwitter Web Client
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
ABOUT TIME Facebook got rid of that ghetto assed Java uploader and replaced it with AJAX and html Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:48:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PMTwitter Web Client
2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey Optimum Online is decent... At 1AM (http://bit.ly/dpB10o) Too bad it's 1MBPS during peak times. FiOS FTW static 20/25MBPS speeds. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:06:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the first time in 20 year's I've seen an NYPD car come by this block. They usually avoid it like the plague. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:29:11 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: It's About Time They Did This in NYC http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/its-about-time-they-did-this-in-nyc/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:32:25 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why does this fucking loud bitch street sweeper have to come by 5 times and annoy me with noise? Grr. Monday, June 07, 2010 1:27:09 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Verizon's 3G Network Can Suck It Sometimes http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/06/verizons-3g-network-can-suck-it-sometimes/ Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:19:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the swamp for the last time ever Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PMtwidroid
Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AMtwidroid
My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AMtwidroid
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Need more time. Game over. Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PMtwidroid
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
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