| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. | Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What. Color time is it? | Friday, September 23, 2011 10:08:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page | Friday, September 23, 2011 3:32:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anytime I want to do something that involves not staying home, its an ordeal. Enough | Friday, September 23, 2011 12:27:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye | Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| My twitter timeline is messed up. Why isn't everyone I follow showing up? | Saturday, September 17, 2011 2:25:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Quite possibly the greatest mob movie of all time. Love it http://t.co/vJTTCee @GetGlue #Casino | Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:00:40 AM | GetGlue.com |
| New blog post: USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME... http://bit.ly/nw7Bad | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:53:20 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Sometimes... you just have to accept you'll never get your way. | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:23:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. | Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Ruby Tuesday (7 Times Sq, at 7th Ave, New York) w/ 3 others http://4sq.com/nKBdUa | Friday, August 05, 2011 8:02:22 PM | foursquare |
| I could be a real dick sometimes =) | Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again | Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella stop stalking celebrities. They don't care aboit you. Make better use of your time creeper In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:19:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. | Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear...... | Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. | Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers | Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love Old Timer's Day. Greatest ballclub ever. | Sunday, June 26, 2011 12:55:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I'd Puke All Over Meg http://bit.ly/irFCJZ | Monday, June 20, 2011 10:07:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @kerbear88 No language barrier... A memory dump will help debug a problem by showing what was in memory at the time of a crash. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me | Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/ku3Rx7 | Sunday, June 12, 2011 12:05:35 AM | foursquare |
| This fuckin team might as well have lost in the 9th instead of wasting my time with a cocktease failed comeback | Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:41:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO | Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Time to go biking again | Sunday, May 01, 2011 11:46:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: About Time My Boy Got Me Some Fantasy Points http://bit.ly/mgiz4J | Friday, April 29, 2011 12:55:01 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| "Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? | Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary its bridgeport, TC... no one in their right mind would waste time bombing Bridgeport. No need... In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Monday, April 18, 2011 5:47:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time | Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 fuck off I know its been out for a while. I don't have time to blog about things instantly :-) In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:20:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Any time someone new starts, don't put them in the cube diagonally from me. Stop with the questions... I can't get a god damn thing done | Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6:39:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin jersey, pumping gas for me... guy is changing shifts. I don't have time for this. I'd be out of here already | Saturday, April 09, 2011 3:01:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito bro, that update came out like two months ago. Way to be with the times | Monday, March 28, 2011 7:45:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: I Am So Right 100% of the Time http://bit.ly/eGdE3J | Friday, March 25, 2011 1:59:11 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A. | Friday, March 04, 2011 2:50:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. | Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can watch this 100 times http://bit.ly/hGT2nW (via @GetGlue) #Casino | Sunday, February 20, 2011 6:54:59 PM | GetGlue.com |
| Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. | Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Just Another Hour of Downtime, NBD http://bit.ly/ePWUQD | Tuesday, January 25, 2011 2:51:03 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Page 4 of 13 on the release notes... Fun times | Monday, January 24, 2011 10:40:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Sometimes... http://bit.ly/eeioh9 | Monday, January 17, 2011 10:12:59 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz | Monday, January 10, 2011 9:13:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night | Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/fAtG4a | Sunday, January 02, 2011 8:39:54 PM | foursquare |
| The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:58:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You can pull that metrocard out of your huge rack in front of me anytime, sweetie. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is borderline as bad as the time at Preakness | Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:26:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit | Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at The Irish Times (254 W 31st St, 8th Ave, New York). http://4sq.com/6x1qXH | Friday, November 19, 2010 7:48:20 PM | foursquare |
| Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| First time on a Q train. Brand new, better than the 4/5/6. Jeez. | Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God dammt remind me to have more singles next time I'm at the bar. Big bills blow | Friday, November 05, 2010 9:14:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. | Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: I Miss College Around This Time of Year http://bit.ly/cOEzpa | Thursday, October 28, 2010 11:21:58 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: ALCS Time http://bit.ly/91Jtw0 | Friday, October 15, 2010 2:02:05 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck | Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm up here three times a year and the power went out two times. Really reliable | Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:37:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Android os runs 967 times better with my task killer uninstalled | Friday, October 01, 2010 4:30:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) | Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores | Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Starting 10/2 in NY: High temps in the 60s!!! About time summer ended. | Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:39:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit. | Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids | Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible | Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Private Browsing Mode Increases During Lunch Time, People are Morons http://bit.ly/c7tEUf | Tuesday, August 24, 2010 12:39:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @michellemm22 You could undo sending in Gmail for a year already via labs. Get with the times. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2010 1:27:38 PM | twidroid |
| Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row | Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PM | twidroid |
| HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense | Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. | Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PM | twidroid |
| I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. | Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work | Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ABOUT TIME Facebook got rid of that ghetto assed Java uploader and replaced it with AJAX and html | Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:48:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML | Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! | Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey Optimum Online is decent... At 1AM (http://bit.ly/dpB10o) Too bad it's 1MBPS during peak times. FiOS FTW static 20/25MBPS speeds. | Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:06:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think this is the first time in 20 year's I've seen an NYPD car come by this block. They usually avoid it like the plague. | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:29:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: It's About Time They Did This in NYC http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/its-about-time-they-did-this-in-nyc/ | Tuesday, June 08, 2010 6:32:25 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Why does this fucking loud bitch street sweeper have to come by 5 times and annoy me with noise? Grr. | Monday, June 07, 2010 1:27:09 PM | twidroyd (original) |
| New blog post: Verizon's 3G Network Can Suck It Sometimes http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/06/verizons-3g-network-can-suck-it-sometimes/ | Sunday, June 06, 2010 3:19:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right | Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading to the swamp for the last time ever | Friday, May 28, 2010 8:38:43 PM | twidroid |
| Just hit me... this isw probably the last time ill see a lot of people | Monday, May 24, 2010 2:15:57 AM | twidroid |
| My tweets from yest were erronious. In the meantime, I graduate today? Damn. Can I go to bed now? | Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:59:32 AM | twidroid |
| That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AM | twidroid |
| Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes | Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Senior week day 2 and I have been sober the whole time. That's not flying the rest of the week | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 12:59:29 AM | twidroid |
| Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AM | twidroid |
| Need more time. Game over. | Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) | Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time | Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times | Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AM | DELETED |
| This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time | Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. | Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PM | twidroid |
| On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. | Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |