960 results for TIME — page 5 of 10, showing 401–500
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Time Warner can fuckin blow me. A goat carrying a CD one mile in Iran is more reliable than this cuntish ISP Friday, February 20, 2015 1:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam I felt slight hope with Cooley in our time. They should've won the MAAC in '11 or '12 but now woof
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 12:10:46 AMTwitter for Android
That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm in utter shock that my Time Warner is still up. Surely this wind should have causes an outage by now Sunday, February 15, 2015 9:29:39 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:03:41 AMTwitter for Android
My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:39:38 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ get your fucking shit together. Last time it was out you said it wasn't an issue hut then it fixed itself so it was you suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
Time Warner and their daily outages can severely suck it right now. You suck at life and I'll fuck your mother if I ever meet her. Friday, February 06, 2015 12:06:35 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin time warner is down again. You guys can http://t.co/F1XMksCyJv Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:39:34 PMTwitter for Android
Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
These dumb Time Warner jokers... You click support chat and they connect you to Texas billing. For fucks sake... http://t.co/LIrJfi2Lmt Tuesday, February 03, 2015 1:32:05 AMTwitter for Android
Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ Tuesday, February 03, 2015 12:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
Missy Elliot straight up taking me back to my Hip Hop/ R&B bus in 7th grade. Times Sunday, February 01, 2015 8:22:40 PMTwitter for Android
Time warner is down. Here's the part where I connect my hotspot to my router and see if the failover works Thursday, January 22, 2015 10:21:48 PMTwitter for Android
Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang Thursday, January 22, 2015 9:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime? Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:03:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
bout time Twitter fixed the Android login issues. Monday, December 29, 2014 1:31:38 AMTwitter for Android
Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:24:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't think I heard anyone say cunt more times in one day since my 2010 drunk tweets. Saturday, December 20, 2014 7:25:25 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: 2 NYPD cops working overtime on anti terrorism get shot execution style as "revenge" for Eric Garner. Most fucked up logic… Saturday, December 20, 2014 6:18:47 PMTwitter for Android
Dat feel when your ISP owes you money. Especially when it's Time Warner. http://t.co/YX3gex3uey Friday, December 19, 2014 5:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Dat time you have unexpected leftover pizza after drinking doe. 🙌 Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:21:55 AMTwitter for Android
God DAMN it.. I really need to stop confusing Stephie with other peeps. Like the 9th time I did it. Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:04:08 PMTwitter for Android
The train is on time today and I look like a suit. What is this world coming to? Tuesday, December 16, 2014 7:39:27 AMTwitter for Android
If Vinny plays Rosanna or Oh Sherrie or any other Vagina song just one more time, I might yack. Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:28:56 PMTwitter for Android
Mal. You can't make meat pasta that tastes like my grandma's. Rude and awesome at the same time. Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
"I know the fly honeys at bikini bar are outta this world but i am sure you can see a C section scar another time" - Freddy Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:41:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah fuck it. MTA can do this every time, on the grounds that it's free (trying to be positive lol) Monday, December 08, 2014 8:36:40 AMTwitter for Android
Metro North assholes: the few times I take the 8:05, its 10 mins late every single time. The fuck Monday, December 08, 2014 8:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
If our security asshole talks about clickjacking just one more time for a server that shouldn't even be in scope... Click jackoff Wednesday, November 26, 2014 10:34:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Build failed ONE time (because of dev error) and our CGO (Chief Grandpa Officer) scheduled a meeting to discuss "improving the process." Tuesday, November 18, 2014 2:02:26 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS EXCELLENT: https://t.co/EGBnrgYpQW Google fucked up big time by merging hangouts with SMS. It blew monkey dick. Night and day Wednesday, November 12, 2014 2:37:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Bynes is 100% on point. It should be against religion to follow uglies on Twitter. #AintGotNoTimeForThat Tuesday, November 11, 2014 10:00:04 AMTwitter for Android
Now that I take Metro North once every other week or so, their on time performance is 0%. Always a problem. #mta #sucks Friday, November 07, 2014 7:48:19 AMTwitter for Android
I've been spending way too much time with git as of late... Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:59:42 AMTwitter Web Client
My grandma was commenting on a 71 year old getting married for the first time: "She's cleaning the cobwebs out" Sunday, October 19, 2014 8:57:26 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 Not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, October 12, 2014 10:33:28 AMTwitter for Android
Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
I think Brian's run is over and it's time for a change "First things first: Find a general manager" http://t.co/xJaRAf87gj Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:57:00 AMfeedly cloud
But this is how loud Yankee Stadium was in the late 90s most times Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:04:14 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so allergic to fucking cats that when the dude next to me walked in, I sneezed 5 times Tuesday, September 23, 2014 10:13:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PMTwitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
Had like five margs. This is what I felt like when I had 3 keystones my freshman year at 130 lbs #times Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:09:19 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7 Sunday, August 31, 2014 1:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
Dem times when your coworkers post horrifying plump child tbts from the early 80s #gross Friday, August 29, 2014 12:08:21 AMTwitter for Android
"I was losin' 10 grand one time... But I got it back..." Hhhhh Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:28:52 AMTwitter for Android
Guy next to me was blasting dubstep all day in his headphones. The one time I accidentally let some air out, he's not listening #fail Friday, August 15, 2014 5:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day?
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:49:24 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4am. Bedtime sounds about right for my 7:30 maintenance + full workday 😥 Wednesday, August 13, 2014 4:03:01 AMTwitter for Android
Not listening to anything these morons say in this meeting because it's just a fight about branching and environments... every time. Monday, August 11, 2014 3:18:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone please unfollow @BuzzFeed on the grounds that I keep getting obnoxuous timeline ads that my followers follow it. #Whocares Sunday, August 10, 2014 9:35:04 PMTwitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these guys to stop taking shots and cheers-ing my penis Saturday, July 26, 2014 9:22:31 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck does this guy want at 5:40 on a summer Friday... Can't you see this is dedicated Reddit time? Friday, July 25, 2014 5:38:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Our database manager thought a gateway timeout was a SQL error, googled it, got a Garmin forum link & said Garmin was why our reports broke Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:25:16 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. Look at the moon. Mars is like a centimeter above it. Saturday, July 05, 2014 9:37:10 PMTwitter for Android
Pippa Middleton: You used to be a smoke. Do something about those bags under your eyes before going on TV for the first time. Monday, June 30, 2014 7:43:32 AMTwitter for Android
Kelly: "Mal, I think this song came on the last time I was in bed with you." 😎 Friday, June 27, 2014 11:48:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCradio: Google knows about #MAILTIME http://t.co/afVsiGUa7I Monday, June 23, 2014 11:51:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: This is what #OldTimersDay needs from @PaulONeillYES http://t.co/1BwrWmOAp6 Sunday, June 22, 2014 4:05:54 PMTwitter for Android
It's boomstick time Saturday, June 21, 2014 4:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon Tuesday, June 03, 2014 4:31:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon XLTE. Now faster upload speeds than Time Warner's turbo package that's $60/month http://t.co/ZbI0L9iuJG Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:33:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner. I logged in on your ISP assholes, you can't even detect me? http://t.co/wwb38JCGwu Saturday, May 24, 2014 2:41:29 PMTwitter Web Client
That time when you're shitface and your mom tells you to call Sunday, May 18, 2014 4:17:22 PMTwitter for Android
Every time my phone goes off, I expect @__JLu to be favoriting one of my tweets, but it is an alert about how our reporting is down #die Friday, May 16, 2014 11:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
If this train was on time and not 8 minutes late, I wouldn't have gotten caught in the rain. #MTA #die Friday, May 16, 2014 6:43:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is the jokeshop who manages our DBAs, yet refuses to make decisions... It's time to move on... http://t.co/czl6iBzm4Z Friday, May 16, 2014 5:01:52 PMTwitter Web Client
On the phone with Time Warner Cable. Blood pressure is slowly increasing Thursday, May 15, 2014 8:13:42 PMTwitter Web Client
.@MrMet @Wally97 fuck you hos. Mets and sox are my all time hated teams.
In reply to @MrMet's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times Friday, April 25, 2014 10:08:25 PMTwitter for Android
IT is now pushing corporate policies to change my chrome homepage, and it's corrupting my profile daily. Time to move along. Friday, April 25, 2014 9:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Beyond #mailtime at work today. Aka went to NY Tech Day for hours to talk to other companies. Thursday, April 24, 2014 4:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
How the fuck am I supposed to understand what he's saying all the time. He's like an Asian cave man. Grunting and speaking 2 word sentences. Monday, April 21, 2014 5:32:39 PMTwitter for Android
The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:27:15 AMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Only take Metro North a couple of times per week, which means that the trains are now late 100% of the time I take them #MTA Wednesday, April 02, 2014 8:04:24 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 "I want to spend some time today to tell you a little bit about Jogues, an extraordinary man!"
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 5:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
I think I almost punched a guy in the face the last time I drank with Russians. And I don't fight. Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:58:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Last time I was at the Russian place, I don't remember being at the Russian place and Uncle Vanya charged us a $200 cleanup fee Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:57:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Thank god for Thowback Thursday or i would have forgotten how much I hated you the first time you posted that picture. Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:19:44 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, this release is about as legitimate as Time Warner Cable Monday, March 03, 2014 2:06:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon 4G. Now faster than Time Warner http://t.co/dNy2egHIz1 Monday, March 03, 2014 1:41:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner Saturday, March 01, 2014 8:47:43 PMTwitter for Android
WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
Average page load time increased from 2-4 seconds for 2 minutes. We are classifying this as an outage. FUCKING IDIOTS Thursday, February 27, 2014 11:20:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster. Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Any time I right click a Chrome tab and duplicate it, I think of Joe Stein. You'd think this is a dumb feature, but it's mad useful. Thursday, February 20, 2014 5:23:12 PMTwitter for Windows
Just watched the Ride Along trailer. Blackest movie of all time. It'll be on the CW in a couple years Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:46:09 AMTwitter for Android
I feel like a good time right now Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:52:35 PMTwitter for Android
Train showed up on time today. Is this real life? Monday, February 10, 2014 8:06:58 AMTwitter for Android