988 results for TIME — page 5 of 10, showing 401–500
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I'm awesome all the time... But especially after drinking. Sunday, September 06, 2015 1:33:49 AMTwitter for Android
@Windows 10 + @Skype are being cocksuckers right now. When someone sends you a skype image, it asks you which program to use EVERY TIME. Monday, August 31, 2015 5:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember that time I confused two white people at the Willie Nelson concert? Friday, August 14, 2015 11:29:44 PMTwitter for Android
Is it me, or is Gmail all jacked up right now? Seems like Google had issues every time I tried to use it. Hmph Monday, August 03, 2015 1:04:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio if I hear oh Sherrie or Rosanna one more time I'm jumping off the world trade #jk
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2015 8:05:46 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but ain't nothing better than coming home from school in '98, throwing on VH1 and watching Semisonic's Closing Time. Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:14:09 AMTwitter for Android
Pilot: "Delay is due to air traffic issues at LaGuardia. They do this to us all the time"

Not thunderstorms ya fuckin cunts 		Tuesday, July 07, 2015 5:10:24 PMTwitter for Android
Mind is beyond blown that we're finally sein Pluto for the first time. Soooo cooollll http://t.co/y1tLF7Jyqz #space #feedly Thursday, July 02, 2015 10:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out Friday, June 26, 2015 1:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time in college when I destroyed a guy's Confederate flag? I must have been ahead of my time. Thursday, June 25, 2015 7:18:35 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time Tuesday, June 09, 2015 10:37:44 AMTwitter Web Client
"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:36:47 PMTwitter for Android
Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:34:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:20 PMTwitter Web Client
My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:07 PMTwitter Web Client
My internet is out again. Why does it go out 4-5 times a week you unreliables? @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:07 AMTwitter for Android
I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
This is going to be as bad a that time I kept talking about poinsettias Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:49:27 PMTwitter for Android
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
🎵Yours is the cloth mine is the hand that sews time🎵 Friday, May 01, 2015 7:10:08 PMTwitter for Android
LULZ. Just renegotiated my contract with Time Warner for another year and got a promo for awful svc. Day one? Outage. Bahahahahahhahahah Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:42:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help. Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:48:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week
In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PMTwitter for Android
IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:56:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives? Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:11:01 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe how cocksucking unreliable Time Warner @TWC is you fuck ups. How does an ISP have an outage daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:06:25 AMTwitter for Android
Need @VerizonFiOS because Time Warner goes out ever fucking day Friday, February 20, 2015 1:05:43 AMTwitter for Android
Time Warner can fuckin blow me. A goat carrying a CD one mile in Iran is more reliable than this cuntish ISP Friday, February 20, 2015 1:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
@scoopandslam I felt slight hope with Cooley in our time. They should've won the MAAC in '11 or '12 but now woof
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 12:10:46 AMTwitter for Android
That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm in utter shock that my Time Warner is still up. Surely this wind should have causes an outage by now Sunday, February 15, 2015 9:29:39 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:03:41 AMTwitter for Android
My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:39:38 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ get your fucking shit together. Last time it was out you said it wasn't an issue hut then it fixed itself so it was you suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
Time Warner and their daily outages can severely suck it right now. You suck at life and I'll fuck your mother if I ever meet her. Friday, February 06, 2015 12:06:35 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin time warner is down again. You guys can http://t.co/F1XMksCyJv Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:39:34 PMTwitter for Android
Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
These dumb Time Warner jokers... You click support chat and they connect you to Texas billing. For fucks sake... http://t.co/LIrJfi2Lmt Tuesday, February 03, 2015 1:32:05 AMTwitter for Android
Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ Tuesday, February 03, 2015 12:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
Missy Elliot straight up taking me back to my Hip Hop/ R&B bus in 7th grade. Times Sunday, February 01, 2015 8:22:40 PMTwitter for Android
Time warner is down. Here's the part where I connect my hotspot to my router and see if the failover works Thursday, January 22, 2015 10:21:48 PMTwitter for Android
Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang Thursday, January 22, 2015 9:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime? Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:03:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
bout time Twitter fixed the Android login issues. Monday, December 29, 2014 1:31:38 AMTwitter for Android
Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:24:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't think I heard anyone say cunt more times in one day since my 2010 drunk tweets. Saturday, December 20, 2014 7:25:25 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: 2 NYPD cops working overtime on anti terrorism get shot execution style as "revenge" for Eric Garner. Most fucked up logic… Saturday, December 20, 2014 6:18:47 PMTwitter for Android
Dat feel when your ISP owes you money. Especially when it's Time Warner. http://t.co/YX3gex3uey Friday, December 19, 2014 5:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Dat time you have unexpected leftover pizza after drinking doe. 🙌 Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:21:55 AMTwitter for Android
God DAMN it.. I really need to stop confusing Stephie with other peeps. Like the 9th time I did it. Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:04:08 PMTwitter for Android
The train is on time today and I look like a suit. What is this world coming to? Tuesday, December 16, 2014 7:39:27 AMTwitter for Android
If Vinny plays Rosanna or Oh Sherrie or any other Vagina song just one more time, I might yack. Sunday, December 14, 2014 6:28:56 PMTwitter for Android
Mal. You can't make meat pasta that tastes like my grandma's. Rude and awesome at the same time. Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
"I know the fly honeys at bikini bar are outta this world but i am sure you can see a C section scar another time" - Freddy Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:41:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah fuck it. MTA can do this every time, on the grounds that it's free (trying to be positive lol) Monday, December 08, 2014 8:36:40 AMTwitter for Android
Metro North assholes: the few times I take the 8:05, its 10 mins late every single time. The fuck Monday, December 08, 2014 8:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
If our security asshole talks about clickjacking just one more time for a server that shouldn't even be in scope... Click jackoff Wednesday, November 26, 2014 10:34:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Build failed ONE time (because of dev error) and our CGO (Chief Grandpa Officer) scheduled a meeting to discuss "improving the process." Tuesday, November 18, 2014 2:02:26 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS EXCELLENT: https://t.co/EGBnrgYpQW Google fucked up big time by merging hangouts with SMS. It blew monkey dick. Night and day Wednesday, November 12, 2014 2:37:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Bynes is 100% on point. It should be against religion to follow uglies on Twitter. #AintGotNoTimeForThat Tuesday, November 11, 2014 10:00:04 AMTwitter for Android
Now that I take Metro North once every other week or so, their on time performance is 0%. Always a problem. #mta #sucks Friday, November 07, 2014 7:48:19 AMTwitter for Android
I've been spending way too much time with git as of late... Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:59:42 AMTwitter Web Client
My grandma was commenting on a 71 year old getting married for the first time: "She's cleaning the cobwebs out" Sunday, October 19, 2014 8:57:26 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 Not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, October 12, 2014 10:33:28 AMTwitter for Android
Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
I think Brian's run is over and it's time for a change "First things first: Find a general manager" http://t.co/xJaRAf87gj Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:57:00 AMfeedly cloud
But this is how loud Yankee Stadium was in the late 90s most times Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:04:14 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so allergic to fucking cats that when the dude next to me walked in, I sneezed 5 times Tuesday, September 23, 2014 10:13:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PMTwitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
Had like five margs. This is what I felt like when I had 3 keystones my freshman year at 130 lbs #times Thursday, September 11, 2014 8:09:19 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7 Sunday, August 31, 2014 1:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
Dem times when your coworkers post horrifying plump child tbts from the early 80s #gross Friday, August 29, 2014 12:08:21 AMTwitter for Android
"I was losin' 10 grand one time... But I got it back..." Hhhhh Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:28:52 AMTwitter for Android
Guy next to me was blasting dubstep all day in his headphones. The one time I accidentally let some air out, he's not listening #fail Friday, August 15, 2014 5:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day?
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:49:24 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4am. Bedtime sounds about right for my 7:30 maintenance + full workday 😥 Wednesday, August 13, 2014 4:03:01 AMTwitter for Android
Not listening to anything these morons say in this meeting because it's just a fight about branching and environments... every time. Monday, August 11, 2014 3:18:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone please unfollow @BuzzFeed on the grounds that I keep getting obnoxuous timeline ads that my followers follow it. #Whocares Sunday, August 10, 2014 9:35:04 PMTwitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these guys to stop taking shots and cheers-ing my penis Saturday, July 26, 2014 9:22:31 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck does this guy want at 5:40 on a summer Friday... Can't you see this is dedicated Reddit time? Friday, July 25, 2014 5:38:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Our database manager thought a gateway timeout was a SQL error, googled it, got a Garmin forum link & said Garmin was why our reports broke Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:25:16 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. Look at the moon. Mars is like a centimeter above it. Saturday, July 05, 2014 9:37:10 PMTwitter for Android
Pippa Middleton: You used to be a smoke. Do something about those bags under your eyes before going on TV for the first time. Monday, June 30, 2014 7:43:32 AMTwitter for Android
Kelly: "Mal, I think this song came on the last time I was in bed with you." 😎 Friday, June 27, 2014 11:48:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCradio: Google knows about #MAILTIME http://t.co/afVsiGUa7I Monday, June 23, 2014 11:51:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: This is what #OldTimersDay needs from @PaulONeillYES http://t.co/1BwrWmOAp6 Sunday, June 22, 2014 4:05:54 PMTwitter for Android
It's boomstick time Saturday, June 21, 2014 4:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon Tuesday, June 03, 2014 4:31:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon XLTE. Now faster upload speeds than Time Warner's turbo package that's $60/month http://t.co/ZbI0L9iuJG Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:33:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner. I logged in on your ISP assholes, you can't even detect me? http://t.co/wwb38JCGwu Saturday, May 24, 2014 2:41:29 PMTwitter Web Client
That time when you're shitface and your mom tells you to call Sunday, May 18, 2014 4:17:22 PMTwitter for Android
Every time my phone goes off, I expect @__JLu to be favoriting one of my tweets, but it is an alert about how our reporting is down #die Friday, May 16, 2014 11:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
If this train was on time and not 8 minutes late, I wouldn't have gotten caught in the rain. #MTA #die Friday, May 16, 2014 6:43:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is the jokeshop who manages our DBAs, yet refuses to make decisions... It's time to move on... http://t.co/czl6iBzm4Z Friday, May 16, 2014 5:01:52 PMTwitter Web Client