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What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit

https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX 		Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
One time, my mom told me that the reason I snore is because I have a fat neck Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:28:52 PMBlueSky
This is gonna sound awful, but I'm tired of all these articles. A cocky guy created a shitty product that failed. Now he's dead and it's time for someone smarter to make something better. The end

https://t.co/93VhfMXn2e 		Wednesday, July 05, 2023 1:58:06 AMTwitter for Android
I have this neighbor Karen who's an old boomer and never shuts up. She invites herself over all the time to talk our ear off and no one wants to hear it. Ain't got time for that noise. Monday, July 03, 2023 8:17:33 PMBlueSky
@notshenetworks What'd you get? Gas, electric or heat pump/electric? Mine's 15 years old and I'm beyond borrowed time, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it because I'm broke
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Friday, June 02, 2023 10:09:32 AMTwitter Web App
Plus, I'm a povo now with this inflation and shit economy. I can't be dropping over $1k for inferior bullshit. I didn't even pay off the 6 Pro yet and the screen broke 3 times already because it's a curved screen fragile piece of shit
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Sunday, May 21, 2023 10:49:04 AMTwitter for Android
Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc I had a first gen surfacebook. It rocked a dual core Intel cpu. DUAL Core... in like 2015. My phone at the time had more cores. It was so bad.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Saturday, May 06, 2023 1:43:30 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
@EricRichards22 Lmao. This defines Google to a tee. Half bake a product. Keep it beta for 10 years, replace it 2-3 times without feature parity, and then kill it off
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:44:56 PMTwitter for Android
@notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore)

This is horse shit
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
@guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AMTwitter for Android
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!

"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend" 		Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:14:21 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned 		Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
This also explains why The Google Pixel Superfan group never sends me any swag. But they should, because I'm right all the time.
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:27:27 AMTwitter Web App
Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead

https://t.co/9STEgErjmS 		Wednesday, March 08, 2023 8:11:04 PMTwitter for Android
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
I'm watching George Carlin rail on organized religion in the middle of the car dealership waiting room until the car is ready, and I burst out laughing at least 5 times and got looks Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
I will again reiterate that plastic is the worst invention of all time

https://t.co/3r0KsjoBX9 		Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
AI is never wrong. There are no positive attributes of Donald Trump. At the same time, there's not much positive about a million year old senile career politician, either. https://t.co/iCT93WvwoK Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:59:55 PMTwitter Web App
jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PMTwitter Web App
Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it

https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
Ticketmaster is fucking trash. I had two tickets I ran out of time buying bc I was looking for my CC and it never released those seats when I tried to repurchase them Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:58:35 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time
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Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web App
My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit
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Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner 		Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time Thursday, December 01, 2022 2:40:31 PMTwitter Web App
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal
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Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AMTwitter Web App
What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
. @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again.

What the fuck with this garbage UX 		Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AMTwitter for Android
Elon you DOG! Buying Twitter and running train through their exec team. What a wacky guy, and time to be alive Thursday, October 27, 2022 11:53:04 PMTwitter Web App
Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with. 		Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PMTwitter Web App
OMG my infra code actually worked with convoluted IAM permissions. I haven't felt this good about myself since the last time I did mushrooms Friday, September 09, 2022 5:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Gn Jef. Go to bed. It's past your bedtime
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Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks all. the. time.

So much for Elon's edit button
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Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:29:44 PMTwitter Web App
Yes. Every empire falls. Learn history. US has been in decline for some time now and we're well on the way to a civil war https://t.co/tL7SSHd8T0 Wednesday, July 06, 2022 12:39:36 PMTwitter Web App
This Jan 6th commission is a waste of time and money. It's not going to change any of the the idiots' minds, and none of these Trump cultists are going to get into any trouble as a result Friday, June 17, 2022 3:53:23 PMTwitter Web App
I will never understand how tf people actually live in Texas, Arizona or anywhere south where it's anywhere over 85-90 all the time Wednesday, June 15, 2022 11:59:57 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Spotify does this too? Literally my #1 gripe about Youtube Music. The random/shuffle STINKS. I can shuffle through my liked songs and hear the same ones or more recently liked ones every single time, and not stuff I liked a while ago. I literally thought it was just them.
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Thursday, June 09, 2022 12:56:06 PMTwitter Web App
Do not fucking open this by any means. Are they outside their minds? This is the worst idea of all time. You don't know wtf is living in there. We're all liable to go extinct. We haven't even made it past Covid, and now there's monkeypox and mystery hepatitis. https://t.co/CBpMJWVijt Tuesday, May 31, 2022 12:53:45 AMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @tiktok_us A Chinese owned company is censoring your ethical hacking videos? How could that even be possible? </sarcasm>

Either way, sorry that you're spending time on good content only for it to be taken down. That's bs.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2022 4:32:10 AMTwitter for Android
First time in my life I was ever the first one off the plane. Wild stuff Sunday, May 22, 2022 5:17:46 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AMTwitter for Android
Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here 		Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AMTwitter for Android
Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you Thursday, May 05, 2022 1:18:38 PMTwitter Web App
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
When I saw John Sterling trending on Twitter, I thought he kicked the bucket, but it's just everyone making fun of him for calling a fly-out as a home run, which he does multiple times every season

"It is high! It is far! It isssss gonnn--- caught at the wall!" 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:27:16 PMTwitter Web App
Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PMTwitter Web App
Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age.

https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp 		Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AMTwitter for Android
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
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Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
@nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery)
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Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in.

And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell

I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever 		Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AMTwitter Web App
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2 Wednesday, February 09, 2022 8:09:19 AMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks I hate those dreams. Literally used to have recurring dreams where my teeth are rotting and brittle and I'm pulling them out in fractions. So unsettling and seems so real at the time
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Tuesday, February 08, 2022 3:04:53 PMTwitter Web App
Damnnnn, Americans are stupid af: https://t.co/y8JcnWNMT0

Insurance companies should deny all covid related claims if you aren't vaccinated. Why should they have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for imbeciles to be on ventilators for weeks at a time when it's preventable 		Sunday, February 06, 2022 10:47:42 PMTwitter Web App
I'm concerned about me sometimes. Like give my gd deficient brain the strongest amphetamines that exist and I might actually become a normal person
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:27:45 AMTwitter Web App
So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole. Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:18:06 AMTwitter Web App
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking typescript and pulumi. Anytime I try to do goddamn anything, nothing works Monday, January 10, 2022 1:41:23 PMTwitter Web App
Nice. We got Ja and Ashanti live in Times Square? What do they think this is, 2001? Friday, December 31, 2021 9:40:33 PMTwitter for Android
It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit

https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO 		Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
I just want someone to fucking be on my team one goddamn time, is that too much to ask Friday, October 29, 2021 9:57:58 PMTwitter Web App
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time

https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT 		Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Welcome back to the Twitter par-tayyy. Feel free to follow my lunacy. PS - We're in the same time zone rn bish
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Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:47:03 PMTwitter for Android
Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem.

420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah I guess now'd be a good time to get a new furnace Tuesday, September 07, 2021 3:57:13 PMTwitter for Android
I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty.

https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C 		Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AMTwitter for Android
This is the best bitchface of all time

https://t.co/NmZ6qenHw4 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 3:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
Time is just a wild thing, my dudes. https://t.co/qHIcDwsVmt Monday, August 02, 2021 11:51:32 PMTwitter Web App
Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6.

DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage

My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage 		Thursday, July 29, 2021 5:33:36 PMTwitter Web App
By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PMTwitter for Android
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AMTwitter for Android
I've been iced three times today and I reiterate that I'm in meetings all day and tomorrow is going to be the worst. Monday, May 31, 2021 10:10:07 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already.

Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do 		Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PMTwitter Web App
This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusGov Portrait of the police chief every time a Columbus cop kills a black person
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Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:09:09 AMTwitter Web App
Verizon PR developing this because that one time they were shitty to Cali first responders by throttling their unlimited data in the middle of wildfires https://t.co/h8xHC4JJ4d Wednesday, April 21, 2021 7:16:12 PMTwitter for Android
@nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the
"riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AMTwitter Web App
How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AMTwitter Web App
@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
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Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017 Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time

😂😂

https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 		Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AMTwitter Web App
RT @nytimes: 432 Park was the pinnacle of New York’s luxury condo boom half a decade ago, mostly fueled by foreign buyers seeking discretio… Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:21 AMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
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Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
Dude, what kind of uranium-silicone bands does Fitbit use? I don't even have sensitive skin and have been cleaning them a few times a day and switching wrists and both wrists are completely broken out.

Ordering a $10 fabric band on Amazon. Had good luck with that in the past 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:56:01 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee If you weren't such a controversial piece of shit, you wouldn't be on the defensive all the time.
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Friday, January 29, 2021 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
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Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
I should get $1000 every time a developer commits a prod secret to github, because my patience is running out Wednesday, January 27, 2021 5:12:38 PMTwitter Web App