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@jwross55 @mtgreenee Don't waste your time trying to be logical with this inbred moron who is out of touch with reality.
In reply to @jwross55's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to decide who was the worst president of all time.

Jackson was a crazy bastard who murdered people in gun duels, signed the Indian Removal Act and crashed the economy

Trump killed 400,000+ by mismanaging a pandemic and incited an insurrection to overthrow the gov't 		Tuesday, January 19, 2021 9:10:03 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone who objected to the presidential certification because of baseless accusations that have been proven invalid time and time again, needs to be removed from Congress immediately

@tedcruz @HawleyMO - are anarchists and terrorists and should be thrown in jail 		Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
Moral of the story. Keep your damn nose clean and don't ever do anything shady you wouldn't want coming back to haunt you because you never know who will bring you down, no matter how much time passes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Why is it not possible to thumbs up a @youtubemusic song on my @googlenest home? I can't do it from my display gui and when I asked via voice (multiple times) it lagged and then did it 8 times in a row.

This is basic. 		Saturday, December 12, 2020 6:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit.

Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest?
In reply to @ind_thought's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes it's just complete bullshit. Gotta just shake it off and try again tomorrow. Tuesday, November 17, 2020 12:23:32 AMTwitter for Android
Deceased. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is my new favorite video of all time https://t.co/JcO3cSj4Yg Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:59:56 AMTwitter for Android
Hey look, this decrepit turtle was reelected for the 7th time. People in Kentucky are braindead

https://t.co/B88QHdJet6 		Tuesday, November 03, 2020 9:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
it's 4PM. It used to be 5PM at this time a couple days ago, so I can crack a beer right now, right? Monday, November 02, 2020 3:59:17 PMTwitter Web App
Maybe we've advanced as a society over time. Oh wait, nevermind. People in the middle ages were smarter than us https://t.co/XHYGsAd8rv Friday, October 16, 2020 12:14:50 AMTwitter for Android
The @youtubemusic shuffle algorithm is really BAD. When shuffling my thumbs up playlist, it is NEVER random. It's the same group of songs every single time, even though I have over 2500 liked.

Get it together 		Monday, October 12, 2020 10:35:11 AMTwitter Web App
Spent some time in rural PA and two things: 1) Nature is beautiful 2) Americans are IDIOTS Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:09:21 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev I completely get that it takes time and testing to integrate their GPL into the Merlin builds... So in theory, their two latest releases are not yet integrated?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 12:57:29 PMTwitter Web App
It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 1:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Dave_Jets It's a double edged sword...Smart people can screw over banks by reeping all of the rewards and paying on time to avoid interest...

People with poor money habits usually spend beyond their means and pay the 30% interest...
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times. Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev From your experience, which Asus AX model do they seem to update the most? I'm looking for the AX equivalent to the AC68U. I want the best possible AX model that you think will be supported for a long time.

(I was burned by their awful support for the AC-87U) 		Wednesday, July 01, 2020 2:15:23 PMTwitter Web App
PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Shut up Tex. Of course you support abbreviated seasons. All your seasons were abbreviated because you were on the DL 80% of the time.

https://t.co/mHj2ljD15L 		Wednesday, May 13, 2020 8:47:53 AMTwitter for Android
So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...

Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG 		Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:28:16 PMTwitter for Android
2020: Attend funeral over facetime Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:35:15 PMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Oh right! I tested the old Firefox nightly builds. Minefield!

Times!
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
I swear to God, my dog hears food bags opening and wakes up from a dead sleep every time. What a chonk. #foodhound Monday, March 23, 2020 10:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
Paid $1.88 for gas last week and I got robbed...

What a time to be alive https://t.co/c92NrCG7HD 		Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:40:40 AMTwitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak. 		Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PMTwitter Web App
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78

Totally still counts, amirite? 		Monday, February 24, 2020 6:45:04 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev If budget is not an issue, what is the newest/best ASUS router I could buy, that will have ASUS and Merlin Firmware support for a long time? I want to upgrade my 87U (iOS devices and 5G have been dropping a lot lately) Friday, February 07, 2020 11:38:14 AMTwitter Web App
I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting. Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges? Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien… 		Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone over at @googlenest want to explain to me why the Nest thermostat has an inferior wifi radio?

My Nest Hello is further away from my router and on the same wifi network and that's working just fine. Thermostat disconnects intermittently all the time https://t.co/1p3puqyYGC 		Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:19:58 AMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
Humanity is fucking awful. Over time, all humans ever did was fight over/conquer land and resources, and selfishly destroy our planet. No wonder we should be afraid of AI... Any intelligent AI would be like "people are the world's biggest problem, lets wipe 'em out" Friday, November 29, 2019 7:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time. Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:21:45 PMTwitter for Android
I gave my real cell #, not Google voice, to the food truck because I demand they text me when it's ready. Sometimes it doesn't work on G. Voice Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:50:48 PMTwitter for Android
Famous last words: "I just made friends with these old Italian guys and we keep taking tequila shots every time I go up there" -Fox Friday, September 13, 2019 8:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
I love and hate this shithole city at the same time Friday, September 13, 2019 12:12:57 AMTwitter for Android
The 80s we're an absurd time. What a wild time to be alive! Wednesday, August 28, 2019 9:25:13 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@AEPOhio how many goddamn times is the power going to go out? The fuck is this, a third world country? Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
1:41AM on Sunday morning and the MTA answered my facetious tweet. Not only did I call them a bunch of assholes but they told me they were hiring! What an organization!

BTW - How much overtime is that social networking marketing person making? https://t.co/rrqxZVX315 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 2:24:12 AMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @wifinowevents @WiFiAlliance @HettingClaus You're a mid-band spectrum that's been largely fallow for two decades. It's time to launch a comprehensive review of the future of this band, make a sober assessment of the facts, and then make a timely decision on the best way forward
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:36:51 PMTwitter for Android
The one time I'm actually in the office, my boss was remote and heard me calling him an asshole through my coworkers mic, who was in a call with him... Whoops Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:08:08 PMTwitter for Android
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Pulled every single muscle trying to pull the starter 800 times and also have a blister in my hand.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, April 29, 2019 12:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ on the cross. Powershell is fucking convoluted sometimes: https://t.co/bV99olykPa Friday, April 05, 2019 3:00:15 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2019. I just had a ragefest trying to plug in a Micro-USB A cable in the correct way. Took me 6 times flipping it.

Anyone not using USB-C on newly launched products are IDIOTS 		Tuesday, March 26, 2019 1:04:57 PMTwitter Web App
The fucking IRS didn't waste any time taking my damn money. I scheduled a payment for Monday, 3/25 and they drafted it from my account RIGHT NOW. At 2:30 AM on a Saturday #eatadick Saturday, March 23, 2019 2:42:08 AMTwitter for Android
If I wasn't around, the place would look like Tobacco Road, and as the dedicated housekeeper, I don't have time or patience for these rats to stink up an entire room of the house and require a 20 min cage cleaning each week
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 12:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
@googlephotos Ya'll might want to work with the Chrome Canary team... I can't drag and drop upload more than 9 photos at a time without the upload process stopping Friday, March 15, 2019 11:13:09 PMTwitter Web App
It is impossible to make the @Microsoft @surface Book sleep. If you breathe on the damn thing wrong, it wakes up again. Sleep mode never works. What a waste of energy. Have to power it off and just deal with a cold boot every time. Friday, March 08, 2019 2:13:00 AMTwitter for Android
For real though. My battery has been dying super quickly recently. They're lying to you that batteries degrade over time. Real reason it's dying quickly is because the mic is active 100% of the time and it's doing AI to profile us and show targeted ads.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
My dad was at one of these MSG shows in '77. What a time to be alive!

https://t.co/KGmoK0jQQt 		Monday, February 11, 2019 1:50:34 AMTwitter for Android
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Dudeeeeee... I just went back in time Sunday, November 04, 2018 1:05:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Run em over, I say! Ain't got no time for delaying millions of people

https://t.co/bgGd5JcWON 		Monday, October 22, 2018 10:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Weird Things... (tl;dr social media ramble) https://t.co/xZW8dzvUgV Sunday, October 07, 2018 1:22:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
LUKE MOFUGGIN VOIT. Looks like a dude who gave his mother a hard time growing up. https://t.co/no6mrTZMA4 Wednesday, October 03, 2018 10:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Yeah but if you think that's bad... Business version starts a new thread every time you X out a DM conversation. Absurd UX.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, June 27, 2018 1:56:14 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Just because the kid on the photo of Time wasn't separated doesn't mean hundreds of others weren't so if you point out that cover is a lie, it's symbolism, you inbred idiots. Sunday, June 24, 2018 6:59:03 AMTwitter for Android
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat.

Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Twitter IDGAF about tweets my followers like. My timeline should be just their tweets, in reverse chronological order. Stop trying to be Facebook and Instagram. Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:12:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PMTwitter for Android
I cracked my back like a hundred times and it's sexxxxxxxx Friday, September 01, 2017 2:22:12 AMTwitter for Android
This greasy, nasty tasting pizza Delta gave us for free b/c of 5 hr delay was so vile, I washed my hands 3 times and still smell rancid oils Friday, August 18, 2017 1:47:33 PMTwitter for Android
I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95 Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I've got 477 wedding pics missing timestamps and need to write a script to correct it so they stay in the right order on Google Photos
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:20:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
Every time I go to a bachelor party I end up with a new nickname. First it was Jorge. Now it's Smooth J Saturday, August 12, 2017 12:02:46 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
There's an antique in front of me writing out a check at the grocery store and I ain't got no time for that Sunday, July 02, 2017 1:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
I need a butler to food-block me. Just because I can order anything anytime doesn't mean my fat ass should eat a burger at 3am. Sunday, June 04, 2017 8:52:16 AMTwitter for Android
The videos I just found on my phone are the most absurd things of all time. Sunday, June 04, 2017 3:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
At the same time, going to a local rastafari party seems like the tits Friday, June 02, 2017 6:14:45 PMTwitter for Android
Slam on your horn one more time shithead Friday, April 21, 2017 9:39:08 PMTwitter for Android
Flight attendant counted us like 9 times. Straight up doing calculus to check we're all here. Saturday, April 15, 2017 9:29:49 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice Jennifer Aniston blasts her nips like 90% of the time on Friends? Sunday, April 09, 2017 10:48:51 AMTwitter for Android