Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm at Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., btwn 1st & 2nd Ave., New York) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/AmruoO

I'm at Bull's Head Tavern (295 3rd Ave., btwn E 22nd & 23rd St., New York) http://4sq.com/zr3qbM

I'm at Hairy Monk (337 3rd Ave, at 25th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wAS0gb

I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin.

Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL

It's scary when the COO sends an email to the tech team with a subject of: "anything you guys want to tell me?" and blank body... JEEZ

What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux

Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful.

LOLZ. Santorum: The US spreads cancer in Cuba

its funny how much more beer yo can drink quickly when your day is shitty vs when its good...

QA is so much easier with lots of beers. hhhh

@MalJNew @Nettiz1 hhhhh. I just explained that to her. Hate you all

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

@MalJNew I have Nirvana and AIC on at @thewateringholenyc so I don't need to be in Seattle joker.

Get the fuck out of my way. I need to get to the bar.

Our new VP of Business Development is awesome. Really educated, professional and fun guy