Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Would be nice if the fucking 5 train didn't go fucking 3 mph and stop 8 times between stations making me miss my train.

Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly

Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I

Another test, mang

testing, sons

@__JLu Going from an OG Droid to a G Nexus is legit because it's all stock OS and none of that skinned BS. Phone has a few quirks, but w/e

RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked!

@__JLu DUDE... Windows XP is like.. an antique. It's borderline useless in 2012. Upgrade, mang

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

I'm convinced this VP is on crack. Also, she can go fuck herself for ignoring me and not learning my wisdom. Because I know more than her

Dear Verizon. Update the software on the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that its too fucking buggy. Love, Joe.

RT @DadBoner: Wearin' my red silk shirt tomorrow. So plush. Mad swag. It's got a couple stains, but you can hardly see 'em. Can't get ri ...

Wait. Someone explain to me the difference between record of the year and album of the year. @dannyrob88

I want to get hammered and grind a over these LA biddies to Foo Fighters and Deadmaus. SHIT

@tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged.

Sorry Dave, after Katy Perry showed up, I think I'm into her instead. But we're still bros, right?