And to think, the weak assed FUSA politicians and feeble budget couldn't get T Swift to Fairfield. Woof.

Sunday, February 12, 2012 09:45:46 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG I have a man crush on Dave Grohl

Sunday, February 12, 2012 08:48:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Girl in Chevy commercial: remove that towel and serenade me.

Sunday, February 12, 2012 08:43:06 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over/under Jason Aldean stuffed Kelly Clarkson backstage?

Sunday, February 12, 2012 08:41:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Bruce is so Jersey right now

Sunday, February 12, 2012 08:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller.

Sunday, February 12, 2012 02:27:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips.

Sunday, February 12, 2012 02:04:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor

Sunday, February 12, 2012 01:24:48 AM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:53:02 AM from Twitter for Android

2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me

Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:52:02 AM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer

Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Whitney Houston is with higher beings

Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:19:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This is top shelf swill

Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:07:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Lin is pissed, son

Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:06:23 PM from Twitter for Android

It smells like someone farted in the bottle.

Saturday, February 11, 2012 08:52:21 PM from Twitter for Android