Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

RT @DrPeterThraft: Re women. All women are bisexual due to the fact the female design is irresistibly beautiful - Dr Peter Thraft

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Secret of success is hire people which are more smartass than you.

New blog post: Rick Santorum Is an Official Joke and Should Kill Himself http://bit.ly/xq5X67

heading downtown to the financial district to check out the new area. We're moving soon

It would be nice if this galaxy fuckin bug ridden nexus picked up 3G OR 4G for fuckin once... takes like 20 minutes to connect

And by dibs, i meant threesome

Dibs on everyone in the marketing office right now

@plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch

New blog post: I Had the Master Plan http://t.co/VYZVjxB

Where the fuck is Raul? I want my football pool money

Should have jumped off the Grand Canyon when I had the chance. I got back and have to clean up everyone's mess. They don't pay me enough!

Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed.

Fucking Facebook isn't working right. I can't get pictures of me tagged to show up right. Assholes

Holy shit its cold in NY