Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster

I'm at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) (Van Wyck Expy. & JFK Expy., Jamaica) w/ 139 others http://4sq.com/wnCeHS

"Back to you, Ryan!" (@ Dick Clarks AB Restaurant) http://4sq.com/AhnOmc

@SonicBlur23 fuckin mess

I did NOT jack off in your sister's room!

Ah fuck. Gotta hit the gym

The amount of beer you're drinking you can spit out on people and they won't even get fuckin get wet. Pussy

If I brought my kid to preschool and saw him as the teacher.... Fuhgheddaboudit" Dan's G talking about Danny.

Dan's dad: "they don't want you to eat those fuckin crackers. After a while you'll just say fuck it"

John on Danny's complicated drinking game: "I've written [.NET] code that's less complicated"

@Colithika 's parents are fuckin Gs. My future wife's parents need to be that cool. Or maybe I'll just marry Dan. We got the bromance going.

*morons. Not microns. It auto corrected to the size of their brains

@michellemm22 @__JLu they changed twitters bc they're microns and didn't know how to reset a password so they made a new one. Disaster.

@michellemm22 nah. I'm in the boonies in Arizona now. They knew since Christmas and never got it working.