Seriously. If the speed limit is 75, don't fucking drive in the left lane if you are going any less than 80

Monday, January 02, 2012 02:10:39 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS

Monday, January 02, 2012 01:26:02 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Denny's w/ @colithika http://4sq.com/ukOAWJ

Monday, January 02, 2012 12:35:25 PM from foursquare

"A shit's more important than doing your hair. Whatddaya want the guy to shit his pants?"

Monday, January 02, 2012 12:01:16 PM from Twitter for Android

"Is there a bar at the terminal? Because.... Can I go?"

Monday, January 02, 2012 10:52:19 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: What the Hell is up with the iPhone's Group SMS Reply All? http://bit.ly/toAxbb

Monday, January 02, 2012 10:06:54 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Sonic Drive-In of Cottonwood (1050 East Hwy 89A, Cottonwood) http://4sq.com/u2OY7D

Sunday, January 01, 2012 06:09:25 PM from foursquare

@nyJULZmd drink and smoke yourself silly

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:56:13 PM from Twitter for Android

If I day drink a little bit, then go to Sonic, that shits gonna taste boss.

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:55:41 PM from Twitter for Android

No info for the D.E.A

Sunday, January 01, 2012 02:03:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@Waspito I said that?

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Sunday, January 01, 2012 05:16:49 AM from Twitter for Android

He flies so high he swoops so low he knows exactly which way he's gonna go.

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:36:45 AM from Twitter for Android

"Girls only get cameltoe so they don't know" you guys are outside of your minds

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:23:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I think we should all do Airborne and Goose tomorrow for good health on the flight back http://t.co/KpR4uVh

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:04:15 AM from Twitter for Android

John: "look how it says sip responsibly. Imagine if it said pound responsibly? That should be the label on like jager"

Sunday, January 01, 2012 03:51:42 AM from Twitter for Android