Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches.

@MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-)

@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary we're still waiting for @keithjconnors (I think he deleted his twitter) to show up and not be a Nancy.

My dad just texted me: "Your menu for tomorrow: 2lbs. of penne vodka,roast pork, potatoes and stromboli" I love Italian grandparents!

@Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though...

I'm at Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., btwn 1st & 2nd Ave., New York) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/AmruoO

I'm at Bull's Head Tavern (295 3rd Ave., btwn E 22nd & 23rd St., New York) http://4sq.com/zr3qbM

I'm at Hairy Monk (337 3rd Ave, at 25th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wAS0gb

I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin.

Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL

It's scary when the COO sends an email to the tech team with a subject of: "anything you guys want to tell me?" and blank body... JEEZ

What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux

Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful.

LOLZ. Santorum: The US spreads cancer in Cuba

its funny how much more beer yo can drink quickly when your day is shitty vs when its good...