New blog post: Welp, Looks Like My Brain is Fucked http://bit.ly/wP7bwL

Saturday, January 14, 2012 03:02:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

55 yr old dude absolutely killing it on the train tonight. Guy was hysterical. If my phone wasn't dead, I'd have gem youtube footage

Saturday, January 14, 2012 02:51:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have

Saturday, January 14, 2012 01:52:09 AM from Twitter for Android

@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary nah. They suck homeskillet. Maybe next year

In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet

Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57:24 AM from Twitter for Android

"I was trying out lots of prospects" aka... "I was banging lots of girls"

Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:56:34 AM from Twitter for Android

"Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh

Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Rudy's Bar & Grill (627 9th Ave., Btw W 44th & 45th St., New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/wqypRi

Friday, January 13, 2012 11:05:48 PM from foursquare

Lezzzzs be honest

Friday, January 13, 2012 11:03:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass

Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick

Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! http://4sq.com/wW8wYn

Friday, January 13, 2012 10:11:26 PM from foursquare

I'm at 123 Burger Shot Beer (739 10th Ave., Btw 50th & 51st St., New York) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/wBFXop

Friday, January 13, 2012 10:11:26 PM from foursquare

Wait. Who the fuck paid for the last bar

Friday, January 13, 2012 10:03:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/z7XGB5

Friday, January 13, 2012 06:42:59 PM from foursquare

I'll be at the Emergency NY Tech Meetup on January 18 to stop SOPA and PIPA. Join us: http://t.co/4UpIsIy #nytmSOS

Friday, January 13, 2012 06:30:33 PM from Twitter Web Client