@Novellabella http://t.co/5rl9YS3

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Monday, December 26, 2011 10:18:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Galaxy Nexus has low speaker volume. Seems like a software bug. I installed volume+ and its better.

Monday, December 26, 2011 08:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Lolz siri sucks

Monday, December 26, 2011 05:56:01 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu

Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Old news, but: Despite the fact that the Giants are more legit, the Jets lost because Sanchez was too busy banging Kate Upton. It's karma.

Monday, December 26, 2011 03:33:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking moron IT consultant that my company uses got his email hacked and is now spamming us with virus email. Guy doesn't know jack. Fired!

Monday, December 26, 2011 02:08:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

My aunt: "Say 'Merry Christmas. Now go home, bitch.'"

Sunday, December 25, 2011 09:42:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu old droids are legit. I got a hold of one and put gingerbread cyanogen on it and it runs like a boss

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Sunday, December 25, 2011 08:54:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Powershell for the win, biddies. Now I go to bed and dream that this reindeer comes to visit tonight: http://t.co/fkZEukn

Sunday, December 25, 2011 03:54:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Took 40 mins to get this to work: Get-Childitem -recurse | where-object {!($_.psiscontainer)} | ForEach-Object {$_.Attributes = 'Archive'}

Sunday, December 25, 2011 03:49:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! http://t.co/V3RpBZj @GetGlue #HomeAlone2

Sunday, December 25, 2011 12:21:42 AM from GetGlue.com

I'm watching Home Alone (50 others checked-in) http://t.co/Y6RPWyB @GetGlue #HomeAlone

Saturday, December 24, 2011 06:59:57 PM from GetGlue.com

Fucking hipsters lol. RT @__JLu hahahahaha http://t.co/HPesOcG

Saturday, December 24, 2011 12:01:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@SonicBlur23 you getting a lotto ticket you degenerate fuck?

Saturday, December 24, 2011 02:22:42 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Nicky's Restaurant (91 Mamaroneck Ave, at Quarropas St, White Plains) http://4sq.com/vPqCas

Saturday, December 24, 2011 02:10:24 AM from foursquare