Alexey just made the most baller coffee.

Friday, January 13, 2012 05:39:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a very cross functional employee in that I drink with every different department

Friday, January 13, 2012 01:38:43 PM from Twitter for Android

IT'S SNOWING IN THE NYC!

Friday, January 13, 2012 01:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. Everyone is orange in this office this morning

Friday, January 13, 2012 09:39:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video] http://t.co/E8QCZsu

Friday, January 13, 2012 02:01:02 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Fuck man. There's not enough TIME in the day...

Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:29:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ, Reddit. TMI. Didn't need to know that: http://t.co/5MJ5Y0h

Thursday, January 12, 2012 08:54:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

B.I.G! P.O, P.P.A!

Thursday, January 12, 2012 05:10:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Ridiculous Tweets from Arizona http://t.co/rWqWYiD

Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:04:55 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

The waves! I don't get them

Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:42:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mmmmm. Blueberry pie. I am the fattest

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 10:42:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Evolution of the Verizon FiOS Set Top Box and how Verizon plans to become more sustainable: http://t.co/MvIrGS1!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 09:01:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear... http://bit.ly/AhEGRT

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 08:51:06 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@BriBTC If you want to head a little east, @wateringholenyc has decent food. Dukes is also right across the street. IDK around broadway

In reply to @BriBTC's tweet

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 04:11:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

To whomever is making hot pockets in this office: Fuck you and bring me one because now I'm hungry

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 03:44:39 PM from Twitter Web Client