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Thursday, December 22, 2011 01:30:37 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

What?! Mark Sanchez is banging Kate Upton? My boss will NOT be pleased about this. He's a Jets fan and obsessed with her. Lolz

Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:15:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Barstool: "Offering the chance to buy Mets playoff tickets is like offering me the chance to buy a unicorn. They don't even fucking exist."

Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:02:51 AM from Twitter for Android

If SOPA passes, I will become an anarchist and terrorist.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:46:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm not even joking. 2011 can't compete with it

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:21:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Dat. Ass.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Why's it so fucking hot outside?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set"

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 09:29:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday."

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:48:43 PM from Twitter for Android

I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:00:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/vEHSGA

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 06:33:06 PM from foursquare

RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 02:56:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 01:41:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Cheers to the person who sent me a call from Santa. I have a feeling it was @Onethirdof3x5 because Santa called me a homeskillet

Tuesday, December 20, 2011 03:37:21 PM from Twitter Web Client