New blog post: Conversations Like These... http://bit.ly/uomF5s
Thursday, December 22, 2011 01:30:37 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
What?! Mark Sanchez is banging Kate Upton? My boss will NOT be pleased about this. He's a Jets fan and obsessed with her. Lolz
Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:15:32 AM from Twitter for Android
Barstool: "Offering the chance to buy Mets playoff tickets is like offering me the chance to buy a unicorn. They don't even fucking exist."
Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:02:51 AM from Twitter for Android
If SOPA passes, I will become an anarchist and terrorist.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:46:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm not even joking. 2011 can't compete with it
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:21:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat. Ass.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Why's it so fucking hot outside?
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set"
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 09:29:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday."
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:48:43 PM from Twitter for Android
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:00:04 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/vEHSGA
RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 02:56:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 01:41:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Cheers to the person who sent me a call from Santa. I have a feeling it was @Onethirdof3x5 because Santa called me a homeskillet
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 03:37:21 PM from Twitter Web Client