And by dibs, i meant threesome

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 05:42:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dibs on everyone in the marketing office right now

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 05:38:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

@plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch

In reply to @plasma2002's tweet

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 03:06:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Had the Master Plan http://t.co/VYZVjxB

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 02:24:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Where the fuck is Raul? I want my football pool money

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 12:41:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Should have jumped off the Grand Canyon when I had the chance. I got back and have to clean up everyone's mess. They don't pay me enough!

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 11:54:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 03:37:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Facebook isn't working right. I can't get pictures of me tagged to show up right. Assholes

Wednesday, January 04, 2012 02:53:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Holy shit its cold in NY

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 09:37:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella PBR? Really? Such a hipster

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 09:13:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) (Van Wyck Expy. & JFK Expy., Jamaica) w/ 139 others http://4sq.com/wnCeHS

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 09:09:18 PM from foursquare

"Back to you, Ryan!" (@ Dick Clarks AB Restaurant) http://4sq.com/AhnOmc

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 02:14:48 PM from foursquare

@SonicBlur23 fuckin mess

In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 03:04:09 AM from Twitter for Android

I did NOT jack off in your sister's room!

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 02:53:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Ah fuck. Gotta hit the gym

Tuesday, January 03, 2012 02:10:22 AM from Twitter for Android