I was supposed to work from home tomorrow, but my VP is a Packers fan so I'm gonna go in just to break his balls. I'm buying him cheese, too
Sunday, January 15, 2012 08:08:54 PM from Twitter for Android
@maljnew Stage 1 certified trainwreck
Sunday, January 15, 2012 01:32:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now...
Sunday, January 15, 2012 01:14:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Geminis trending on Twitter. Holler
Sunday, January 15, 2012 04:00:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
Who wants to schnug?
Saturday, January 14, 2012 05:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Welp, Looks Like My Brain is Fucked http://bit.ly/wP7bwL
Saturday, January 14, 2012 03:02:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
55 yr old dude absolutely killing it on the train tonight. Guy was hysterical. If my phone wasn't dead, I'd have gem youtube footage
Saturday, January 14, 2012 02:51:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
This train depresses me. Its full of fine pieces of ass I will never have
Saturday, January 14, 2012 01:52:09 AM from Twitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary nah. They suck homeskillet. Maybe next year
Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:57:24 AM from Twitter for Android
"I was trying out lots of prospects" aka... "I was banging lots of girls"
Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:56:34 AM from Twitter for Android
"Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh
Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Rudy's Bar & Grill (627 9th Ave., Btw W 44th & 45th St., New York) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/wqypRi
Lezzzzs be honest
Friday, January 13, 2012 11:03:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus christ these sliders are non. And they didn't come out of anyone's ass
Friday, January 13, 2012 10:36:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Yeah... the sliders came right out of his ass in the bathroom... -Derick
Friday, January 13, 2012 10:13:30 PM from Twitter for Android