txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 07:00:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's the second coming of Christ! I finally get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Fuckin A that was a painful wait.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 06:35:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

THIS IS SOOO ALEXEY: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT You can able tell senior devops by they are go batshit crazy at least of once per day.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 06:07:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: This Blog is SO Much Faster Now http://bit.ly/sf6tsp

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 04:56:25 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

BAHAHAHAHAHA: http://t.co/3CJvHrJ

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 01:08:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

nom: http://t.co/BfH3CO2

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 09:04:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 05:59:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Guarantee You the Galaxy Nexus Won't Be Released on the 15th http://t.co/vA4gctb

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 05:56:01 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Keep Wasting Money, Shitheads http://bit.ly/sEFMMs

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 05:19:14 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

We all know that █████ investigate ██ ███████ ████,government █████ █████ are ██████████ for █████ ████ the ██████ and everything is fine...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 03:53:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Firefox: Now Shittier than Internet Explorer (In terms of Security) http://t.co/2yBHd7N

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 07:47:10 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Mother. Fucker. When did CopSSH go from being free to fucking paid... How am I supposed to tunnel now - I lost the installer.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011 01:18:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

This lousy bitch still calls me and breaks my balls on her day off for things that she should have handled last Friday.... What a b

Monday, December 12, 2011 01:47:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

@L8to89 You get the point, Mr. Technical

In reply to @L8to89's tweet

Monday, December 12, 2011 01:20:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's 11:30. I can use a beer. If it's there, why not.

Monday, December 12, 2011 11:29:07 AM from Twitter Web Client