bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips"

Saturday, December 10, 2011 02:25:55 AM from txt

firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper

Saturday, December 10, 2011 02:22:10 AM from txt

lol: "where's that accent from?" cop: "whereever you want it to be from" classic answer. get. it. in

Saturday, December 10, 2011 02:21:40 AM from txt

i wanna solder that to an arduino board, program it and make a light show!

Saturday, December 10, 2011 01:39:54 AM from txt

the ceo got me. the. geekiest secret santa gift ever... programmable 16ft led light strip with a remote!

Saturday, December 10, 2011 01:38:58 AM from txt

what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man

Saturday, December 10, 2011 01:17:59 AM from txt

"suck.it." "i already have"

Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:51:29 AM from txt

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/tMhNVW

Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:22:27 AM from foursquare

"Have a good night you Michael Sera looking looking mother fucker"

Friday, December 09, 2011 11:13:05 PM from txt

fuck tech support bitches http://t.co/4ibW64I

Friday, December 09, 2011 10:48:34 PM from Twitter MMS

the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate!

Friday, December 09, 2011 10:08:52 PM from txt

omg. dat. a

Friday, December 09, 2011 08:05:40 PM from txt

my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school"

Friday, December 09, 2011 07:49:51 PM from txt

Just hacked into this database for you. What's in it for me?

Friday, December 09, 2011 03:41:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

i cant deal with this girl. in a really hot way...

Friday, December 09, 2011 03:21:08 PM from txt