bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips"
firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper
lol: "where's that accent from?" cop: "whereever you want it to be from" classic answer. get. it. in
i wanna solder that to an arduino board, program it and make a light show!
the ceo got me. the. geekiest secret santa gift ever... programmable 16ft led light strip with a remote!
what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man
"suck.it." "i already have"
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/tMhNVW
"Have a good night you Michael Sera looking looking mother fucker"
fuck tech support bitches http://t.co/4ibW64I
the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate!
omg. dat. a
my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school"
Just hacked into this database for you. What's in it for me?
Friday, December 09, 2011 03:41:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
i cant deal with this girl. in a really hot way...