@TMobile I don't care about #FindTheElf. I'd rather find the TMobile Girl

In reply to @TMobile's tweet

Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:50:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

I do magical things for this company

Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:46:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why does the server load spike ridiculously when I publish a WP post on one of my cloud servers? Grr. I'll have to rebuild it. Misconfig...

Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:07:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If You Give Your Credit Card to a Random Stranger, You Deserve to Get Cleaned Out http://bit.ly/tHzKwb

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 10:48:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@Frankalankster WordPress or tumblr

In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 08:56:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Almost mid December and its hot and steamy. nasty! Bring me the cold.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 07:53:26 PM from txt

@majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 06:42:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

POPCORN! Smells like the dorms freshman year

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 05:03:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jasmine? Jassssmine!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 08:51:21 AM from txt

And after like 3.5 hours, I finally got it!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 03:52:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Well that sucked. I wanted to surprise everyone tomorrow with magical new features, but Joomla was too busy sucking dick instead

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 03:13:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, Joomla looks like it's just about as awful as Drupal

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 02:05:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Well that was scary as fuck. I pretty much broke 5 company websites because I fucked with one .htaccess file and had no clue. Reverted!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 01:26:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine http://t.co/oGRleCo

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:36:34 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog