I'm not even joking. 2011 can't compete with it
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:21:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat. Ass.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:19:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Why's it so fucking hot outside?
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:03:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Niraj: "A good meal and a blow job and you're all set"
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 09:29:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Jay's Chinese wisdom: "I'm going home. Tomorrow is not Saturday."
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:48:43 PM from Twitter for Android
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Nom! Not really... These Russians... http://t.co/EBh97Mj
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 08:00:04 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/vEHSGA
RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 02:56:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
The elevators in this building refuse to shoe up. The f.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 01:41:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Cheers to the person who sent me a call from Santa. I have a feeling it was @Onethirdof3x5 because Santa called me a homeskillet
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 03:37:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Pretty sure I was on the 6 with Dumbledore
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 01:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu)
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 03:18:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
Would be nice if Verizon's 4G network wasn't on 1x all day long
Monday, December 19, 2011 07:56:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Emma's Dilemma w/ @micheljam http://4sq.com/vjW1Sa