I've been using bash for so long that I am so lost in a Windows command line. I keep typing ls and it took me like 3 mins to remember dir

Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:02:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

send out the smoke patrol

Monday, December 05, 2011 08:14:21 PM from txt

fucking nooblet driving this train cant even align himself with the station properly. had to back up like 4 times

Monday, December 05, 2011 07:48:53 PM from txt

i look like a fucking jackoff on this train with this piece of shit dumb phone. 0 street cred

Monday, December 05, 2011 07:30:38 PM from txt

every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck

Monday, December 05, 2011 07:18:18 PM from txt

Welp, that was a waste of time

Monday, December 05, 2011 04:13:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at The Samsung Experience (Time Warner Center) (10 Columbus Circle, 3rd Floor, New York) http://4sq.com/vXVBEf

Monday, December 05, 2011 03:25:23 PM from foursquare

Heading over to the Samsung Experience NYC to check out a Verizon Galaxy Nexus.

Monday, December 05, 2011 02:35:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Reality Check Needed http://bit.ly/sRXyzJ

Monday, December 05, 2011 02:29:10 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY: http://t.co/Sp9Ix4H

Monday, December 05, 2011 02:05:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's scary when Alexey throws his mouse.

Monday, December 05, 2011 02:01:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just want to leave work right now and go play with this phone

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:57:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Just download it.

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Heading over to Samsung Experience NYC at lunch to demo a Verizon Galaxy Nexus that's supposedly on display there.

Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

guy in the santa hat at the bar is getting laid. unlike @rocknationradio in the santa hat whose mom wants him to get laid

Sunday, December 04, 2011 01:00:00 AM from txt