Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: Is Rovio Fucking Serious With Today's Angry Birds Level? http://bit.ly/tX9rPY

I can't. I'm loving this so much.

I don't know what I want more. The stunna on this train or her two puppies. Probably the puppies.

The galaxy nexus sucks at sending picture messages... they stay sending forever. I blame verizon

Two hours and I'm out this bitch for a week.

Fuck off to whoever ordered Chinese in this office. Now give me some

I just found a spring in my jeans pocket. How the hell did that get there? http://t.co/tVdSntY

Train is empty because everyone is off. Should be like this every day. Shows me that we need to get rid of a lot of people

@__JLu GoDaddy is pro SOPA, has a cluttered UI and spam phone calls my google voice line. They're done. What's a good registrar, abusers

When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever.

New blog post: Conversations Like These... http://bit.ly/uomF5s

What?! Mark Sanchez is banging Kate Upton? My boss will NOT be pleased about this. He's a Jets fan and obsessed with her. Lolz

Barstool: "Offering the chance to buy Mets playoff tickets is like offering me the chance to buy a unicorn. They don't even fucking exist."

If SOPA passes, I will become an anarchist and terrorist.