If you leave your cig bitts in a plastic bag and leave it on the beach ina carey-in/ carry-out state park, you're a miserable prick
Sunday, June 21, 2026 09:17:30 AM from BlueSky
Free Palestine
Saturday, June 20, 2026 10:11:07 PM from BlueSky
Just went into a full blown heat rage. I am not designed for this southern climate and if I don't get various cool off breaks, I hit the breaking point.
Let's be real. You expect me to go out raging when half the fuckin places on this island are outdoors and you're lucky if they have a fan?
Friday, June 19, 2026 09:11:55 PM from BlueSky
You can take games of chance and shove them. I lose ever fucking time. I'm literally the least lucky, worst gambler ever. Like 100% chance I lose 100% of the time. It's not even fun. I can't even get addicted to it because there's no chase. It's all losing
Friday, June 19, 2026 05:18:25 PM from BlueSky
Fuck a casino. For real. I will never waste my money.
I'm not even at a casino. At a happy hour where it's half off if you roll a 1-3. I rolled a 4,6,6 and 5. Fuck all the way off with this happy hour, all my shit was full price. If there's a game of chance, I'll fucking lose. Fuck it
Friday, June 19, 2026 05:20:13 PM from BlueSky
I'm losing at beer pong to a milf and a 7 year old
Friday, June 19, 2026 01:34:04 PM from BlueSky
Update: they beat me
Friday, June 19, 2026 02:02:36 PM from BlueSky
I can summon good music at will. Pool DJ is crushing it and I was like "we could go for a little early 2000s hip hop and R&B"
And then Fat Joe came on. Dope
Friday, June 19, 2026 01:13:10 PM from BlueSky
Fucking Key West. It's 3:30am. I'm absolutely schmammered and we just ate a full ass meal.
Friday, June 19, 2026 03:29:54 AM from BlueSky
Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no?
Tuesday, June 16, 2026 10:34:23 AM from BlueSky
These mfers last night bragged about living in the Truman Annex and then proceeded to only tip the bartender 15%. You live in the Truman Annex. You're loaded. Take care of your servers who are struggling ya pricks
Tuesday, June 16, 2026 09:51:20 AM from BlueSky
Dog I love the Stone Temple Pilots. Don't give me any of this shit they're not true grune. No kidding. Don't give me shit they're not from Seattle. They're good for what they are. RIP Scott
Monday, June 15, 2026 11:52:38 PM from BlueSky
Jfc with my typos. Grunge. Not grune
Tuesday, June 16, 2026 09:29:20 AM from BlueSky
The officers responsible for this deserve to be executed by firing squad in the public square. Full automatic. Starting from their legs, upward
https://abc7.com/post/family-dog-shot-killed-lapd-during-knicks-celebration-condo-canoga-park-police-say/19299441/
Monday, June 15, 2026 08:29:09 PM from BlueSky
They should put how long it takes for me to shart myself on vacation on the prediction markets
Monday, June 15, 2026 04:26:54 PM from BlueSky