Protip: Don't eat a shit ton of Mexican the day before the airport.
I'm crop-dusting Atlanta so badly right now. Gassy as a bastard over here
Thursday, October 15, 2026 11:58:51 AM from BlueSky
Twilight is so fking dumb. Bitty should stick to banging humans instead of fucking around with werewolves and vampires
Sunday, October 11, 2026 03:46:24 PM from BlueSky
My 7 year old, watching Twilight for the first time and Victoria shows up the first time:
"Ooo she's hot"
Saturday, October 10, 2026 09:37:00 PM from BlueSky
I'm not even joking. This simulation is glitching. CERN shut down their particle collider bullshit why? They turned that shit on in 2001 and the world hasn't been the same since.
Friday, October 09, 2026 02:53:40 AM from BlueSky
I'm fucking done with late stage capitalism. Done. I saw this email from the pricks over at @microsoft.com and knew it wasn't going to be good.
How do you go from 1 TB of storage per person to 2 TB shared across the whole subscription with 5 people on it?
You pay more and more for less. Fuck off
Friday, October 09, 2026 02:46:14 AM from BlueSky
I'm actually done. I hate this fucking timeline. We have criminals in charge of government, genocides, cost of living crises and the entire environment is ruined.
Fuck it all. Send a fucking meteor and end his abomination
Friday, October 09, 2026 02:47:53 AM from BlueSky
I'm actually done. I hate this fucking timeline. We have literal pedophiles and criminals in charge of the government, genocides, cost of living crises and the entire environment is poisoned and ruined.
Fuck it all. It's time for a fucking meteor to end this abomination.
Friday, October 09, 2026 02:50:13 AM from BlueSky
The best highlight of yesterday's Yankee game was the redhead bat girl who scooped up the fastest line drive in foul territory I've ever seen. Showed better agility than the every one of those jerkoff fuckin Yankees did.
Thursday, October 08, 2026 11:49:26 AM from BlueSky
This wasn't even the play I was talking about. She had another basket catch right at the wall.
https://www.mlb.com/video/yankees-ball-girl-makes-impressive-diving-catch
Someone give this kid a scholarship!
Thursday, October 08, 2026 11:51:04 AM from BlueSky
Baseball is dead
Wednesday, October 07, 2026 10:19:52 PM from BlueSky
Cancel the season! Yankees are a bunch of jerkoffs stranding the bases loaded in a 1-1 game and then the very next inning, the Rays play small ball and now all of a sudden, it's 3-1.
Monday, October 05, 2026 09:59:00 PM from BlueSky
My September ISP bandwidth, tracked via a custom ASUSWRT cronjob and a custom data ingest + dashboard I built
Friday, October 02, 2026 04:14:24 PM from BlueSky
I mean, this checks completely. Just look at him. Picture screams "ax murderer"
Wednesday, September 30, 2026 03:30:07 PM from BlueSky
Pro tip: also teach pup how to come down the stairs. I was so proud when I taught her how to go up the stairs and she figured it out.
Problem was, she didn't know how to come down. She loved going up and thought it was a game, but would always cry for me to get her. This repeated for hours, lolz
Wednesday, September 30, 2026 01:47:09 AM from BlueSky
The jerkoff engineer I complained about constantly is now on paternity leave. Now that he's out, the amount of fuckery I am finding in his work is beyond a pain in my ass. Now I have to clean all this shit up.
His paternity leave needs to be permanent, because the guy sucks at what he does
Wednesday, September 30, 2026 01:40:59 AM from BlueSky