My neurodivergent ass found it interesting that my laptop (which runs 24/7), uses 2 more idle watts when running nginx, php and Selenium docker containers - with no requests, load or tests running vs the docker engine shut down.
Monday, April 06, 2026 02:45:29 AM from BlueSky
These MLB umpires are either blind asf, betting on the games or have it in for the Yankees. Two overturned calls. Calls a guy safe at home who was clearly tagged and his foot didn't even touch the plate. Fuck outta hea.
Sunday, April 05, 2026 07:07:04 PM from BlueSky
Dog, MLB baseball players are weak. FFS, I'm not even through week 2 and I have like 3 mfers on the injured list. In a deep league, losing Hunter Brown is some bullshit
Sunday, April 05, 2026 06:39:55 PM from BlueSky
Any New Yorker who writes an article about how good Columbus pizza is really needs to reevaluate their lives. I always knew the NY Post was a joke, and this solidifies that fact. Disgraziad!
https://614now.com/2026/uncategorized/columbus-style-pizza-praised-by-the-new-york-post
Thursday, April 02, 2026 01:54:59 AM from BlueSky
Fuck outta hea with this nonsense. Blasphemy! Disgraziad! https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/lifestyle/surprising-pizza-contender-is-beating-new-york-and-chicago-and-gaining-fans-fast/
Thursday, April 02, 2026 03:21:18 AM from BlueSky
Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 05:43:49 PM from BlueSky
Gasbuddy cranked up their Cloudflare bot protection, the miserable pricks.
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 06:02:44 AM from BlueSky
Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 09:49:58 PM from BlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix.
Monday, March 30, 2026 04:58:26 AM from BlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
Monday, March 30, 2026 02:29:01 AM from BlueSky
Docker Des' top
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Windows: Go home. You're drunk
Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PM from BlueSky
I'm just kidding about the beers. It's an exaggeration. Never happened.
Don't drink and drive folks. Very bad. Don't ruin anyone's lives or your life.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:13 PM from BlueSky
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:36 PM from BlueSky
I'm also just kidding about this. It's no joke.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:50:40 PM from BlueSky