This bitch ass trick I work with has gotta be fucking with me... After completely botching the codebase for a project assigned to him, I swooped in and rescued it, and gave him clear instructions on how to deploy it. Dude still wants me to hold his dick and do it with him.
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:22:25 AM from BlueSky
The audacity of this prick... Not only did I rewrite his shitty code and fix his absolute tomfoolery and chaos he created, but I gave him a detailed list on how to implement it and close the project.
I already rewrote his gd code. Least he can do is follow my instructions to migrate it.
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:25:08 AM from BlueSky
He's a level III engineer ffs. Can't even launch a simple project
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:25:57 AM from BlueSky
I mean, if they want to pay me to sit here while I do nothing because I'm blocked by the fact that no one ever looks at my PRs when I ask, that's coo also
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 12:55:48 PM from BlueSky
Idk how I've been on this planet almost 40 years and just realized Vanilla Ice is a white dude. I mean jfc, he's got vanilla in his stage name
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 01:31:02 AM from BlueSky
Another night, another Spectrum outage
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 12:58:26 AM from BlueSky
I swear they're doing this shit on purpose
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 03:07:48 AM from BlueSky
The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth
Monday, June 01, 2026 11:46:33 PM from BlueSky
I woke up and saw Occidental Petroleum up 5% and my first thought was "What kind of stupid shit did Trump do in Iran now?"
Monday, June 01, 2026 02:49:42 PM from BlueSky
Nothing makes me rage more on a Monday morning when first thing I get in, some prick asks me to get on a call without any context of the issue. Fuckssake Get the fuck outta here
Monday, June 01, 2026 09:47:58 AM from BlueSky
Turns out I could have handled this whole thing with three Slack messages. By no means did this have to be a call
Monday, June 01, 2026 10:05:40 PM from BlueSky
Don't ever get fucking guinea pigs. They're filthy bastards. Cleaning their cage every week is such a waste of my fucking time. I can't believe i had to do this shit in 2015 and then they went out and got two more mfers when the first ones died. I'ma be cleaning this shit for eternity.
Thursday, May 28, 2026 09:27:39 PM from BlueSky
Their credit for 4 full days of outages was $8 🙄
Thursday, May 28, 2026 09:22:04 PM from BlueSky
You know what drives me nuts? When you give an acquaintance the quickest hug bye and they have so much gd perfume on you smell like hooker for the rest of the day
Thursday, May 28, 2026 07:57:47 PM from BlueSky
This is straight up bananas. We're living in a real life South Park episode. IDK what is even real anymore. Fuck it. No one should be taking anything seriously. Fr. Everything's gd absurd
Thursday, May 28, 2026 05:43:18 AM from BlueSky