I need to borrow you at my house because I just switched to fiber, have both ISPs active at the same time and am running a battery of tests like comparing routing, testing speeds and swapping various equipment.
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 03:59:54 AM from BlueSky
The same wifi router is 200-300mbps slower in my basement, tested with the same wifi 6 client from 5 ft... Only difference is the block foundation (bouncy!) and being near my main breakers = RF interference. Precisely why I don't put my wifi in the basment
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 04:01:55 AM from BlueSky
Also, someone needs to tell Frontier to stop usingg flat cat 6a cables to the ONT. I threw that right out and only had a cat5e replacement, but at least it's proper. Learned that one from you
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 04:04:16 AM from BlueSky
Dog, you're a jerkoff parent if you name your kid 'Jana' but it's pronounced Jenna. 100% of people are going to call her "jah-na" (Ja as in Ja Rule) and mess it up.
Tuesday, August 18, 2026 06:29:16 PM from BlueSky
The ol' tism brain is at it again when it's after midnight and instead of sleeping, I'm comparing traceroutes of various services on Frontier Fiber and Spectrum (in the overlap I have both ISPs active). I'll let ya know who's got the better routes
Tuesday, August 18, 2026 12:11:15 AM from BlueSky
Immediately followed by a Sheetz run. I have a sickness
Tuesday, August 18, 2026 12:11:42 AM from BlueSky
Oh for FUCKS sake! I was testing something at work tagged an aws asset with clusterName: 'deez-nuts' and accidentally left it there. No one noticed.
Next thing you know, it showed up in our drift report when the infra code ran 🤦♂️
Thursday, August 13, 2026 06:13:46 PM from BlueSky
I'm not making this shit up...
Thursday, August 13, 2026 06:17:16 PM from BlueSky
Let's look on the bright side of AI fucking up the supply chain with RAM... In capitalism, companies are chap bastards. Computer manufacturers looking for any reason to reduce the amount of RAM needed in newer devices, and it's forcing devs to fix their bloated ass inefficient software
Wednesday, August 12, 2026 02:22:19 PM from BlueSky
Disgraziad!
https://share.google/smmLdxHZQXker9Kkr
Wednesday, August 12, 2026 01:00:10 AM from BlueSky
Google Groups is a good idea in theory, but it's a pile of shit
Tuesday, August 11, 2026 04:00:32 PM from BlueSky
BULL. SHIT. It's not the MacBook Neo that is making @microsoft.com strive to optimize Windows. It's that Windows 11 is an inefficient pile of shit and every app ever is built on Electron, which uses like 2GB to print Hello World.
They are TOTALLY doing this because of the RAM shortage
Monday, August 10, 2026 12:24:43 AM from BlueSky
You can't have an OS that uses 70% of 8 GB RAM w/ absolutely no programs running. Fuck out of here. Manufacturers are dying to ship with less and the fact that Windows sucks is making every single pc manufacturer look like garbage.
Windows needs to boot and use <800 MB idle. Slim tf down ffs
Monday, August 10, 2026 12:31:09 AM from BlueSky
You know what you can't do in the summer? Turn your heat down to 63, put the fireplace on and snuggle under a blanket with an oversized sweatshirt
Monday, August 10, 2026 12:12:49 AM from BlueSky
In winter, there are no mosquitos or houseflies
Sunday, August 09, 2026 09:35:53 PM from BlueSky
I want a Philly cheesesteak
Saturday, August 08, 2026 10:19:26 PM from BlueSky
Seriously fuck the summer. I'm done with it. Heat rage
Saturday, August 08, 2026 04:07:43 PM from BlueSky