Spectrum will be giving me a decent credit considering this is the 4th time they've taken my service offline overnight for "emergency maintenance"
I'm not paying for this shit not to work when I use it actively at all hours of the night, especially when Frontier Fiber exists
Thursday, May 28, 2026 04:47:28 AM from BlueSky
Although I will say, I left my Verizon iPhone hotspot attached to my Asus router in dual-WAN failover mode, and it failed over without intervention. Didn't even notice Spectrum went down at first
Love when things work as intended
Thursday, May 28, 2026 04:49:32 AM from BlueSky
Their credit for 4 full days of outages was $8 🙄
Thursday, May 28, 2026 09:22:04 PM from BlueSky
Little bit of rain over here and you think every jerkoff has forgotten how to drive
Sunday, May 24, 2026 07:07:22 PM from BlueSky
I got randomly selected twice in the same day in two different airports for "extended screening"
I must seem sketchy. It's not the beard or olive skin or anything. Definitely not that.
Thursday, May 21, 2026 10:04:10 PM from BlueSky
Even though I'm pre-check, they still made me do the full body scanner, which flagged my dick area for extra checking.
Dog, I don't have anything back there except DEEZ
Thursday, May 21, 2026 10:06:40 PM from BlueSky
Btw, I totally stole "dick area" from the Biebs back in 2017. Refer to this since-deleted tweet:
Sunday, May 24, 2026 05:11:53 PM from BlueSky
I'm at an airport restaurant in Texas and does the south always run this slow? Hostess came by 5 times to tell me Diane would help. Diane's been by thrice and hasn't batted an eye
Thursday, May 21, 2026 05:04:40 PM from BlueSky
OH HELLL NO. Crash this plane into the middle of the Atlantic. Get them the fuck out of here. Keep that ebola shit in Africa where it belongs
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/detroit-bound-flight-diverted-canada-passenger-congo-error-ebola-rcna346245
Thursday, May 21, 2026 01:57:23 AM from BlueSky
Mexican TV channels and there was just a tourism ad for California. Ain't no one wants to visit the shithole United States, let's be real
Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:39:22 AM from BlueSky
El abuso en el consumo de este producto es nocivo para la salud
Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:10:07 AM from BlueSky
My Jamaican dude asked the India team if they smoke weed and their reaction was laugh out loud funny
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 11:59:22 PM from BlueSky
Pugliese is a mother fuckin gangster
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 10:56:02 PM from BlueSky
My neck hurts
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 04:30:34 AM from BlueSky
Literally every time. I clogged the toilet in the hospital room the night my kid was born
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:02:10 AM from BlueSky