It's 55 degrees and the India team is freezing their asses off
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 02:08:36 AM from BlueSky
No trip would be complete without me clogging a toilet.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 01:39:42 AM from BlueSky
Me on the phone with the front desk: "Tienes un destapador? Se tapó el baño."
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:01:43 AM from BlueSky
Literally every time. I clogged the toilet in the hospital room the night my kid was born
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:02:10 AM from BlueSky
Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome
Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PM from BlueSky
Watching a group of 15 Indians in Mexico trying to order food with the language barrier was a very painful experience. And I was somehow the translator for the group.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026 12:47:25 AM from BlueSky
There are so many street taco stands and I want them all. Quienes toman USD. Quisiera una torta
Monday, May 18, 2026 03:56:27 PM from BlueSky
I have the tism gene where I can't recognize faces for dick. The second I walked out of customs, I ran into people from work calling my name and I was like "o hai never seen you before in my life"
Monday, May 18, 2026 02:58:05 PM from BlueSky
About to fly on a Max 8. Here's to it not falling apart mid air!
Monday, May 18, 2026 08:57:55 AM from BlueSky
Tool really knows how to tick around in the head. It's a whole ass journey
Monday, May 18, 2026 08:12:31 AM from BlueSky
It's too gd hot in this airport
Monday, May 18, 2026 05:53:29 AM from BlueSky
See... This is why I can' stand the summer heat. It's not even June yet, and its 75 and sunny out and the sun angle is so high, my AC has already been running over an hour to maintain a 73 setpoint and the house feels warm. I hate AC season
Sunday, May 17, 2026 11:36:49 AM from BlueSky
In the winter, you set the heat to 65, throw on a sweatshirt, hop on the couch with a fuzzy blanket throw, cup of hot tea. And it's cozy af. You can't have these things with this jungle ass humid 8 months of summer
Sunday, May 17, 2026 11:38:54 AM from BlueSky
Sheetz. 11pm on a Friday night. Now I know where all these gen z broccoli headed motherfuckers hang out on the weekend
Friday, May 15, 2026 10:53:18 PM from BlueSky
You ever have a coworker you just don't work well with? I don't dislike the guy, but we just can't coordinate on shit well and it causes more headaches
Wednesday, May 13, 2026 11:31:07 AM from BlueSky
What are some trusted brands? I am going multi-gig soon and don't want amazon fakes
Tuesday, May 12, 2026 02:54:37 PM from BlueSky