It's too gd hot outside. I hate summer. Is it over yet?

Saturday, August 08, 2026 03:28:35 PM from BlueSky

I have the type of tism where I am REALLY bad at identifying faces. If someone changes up their hair or puts on a fake moustache or something, I'll have NO clue who they are. Might as well be a different person. But I'm like the gd rainman identifying people's cars, and I'm not even into cars.

Saturday, August 08, 2026 12:31:43 AM from BlueSky

I was reading a tech article and it said something about Happy Eyeballs and I was like "what in the actual fuck does that mean" and it turns out to be RFC 8305

You know, IPv6 bullshit (so we can fall back to IPv4 seamlessly)

Wednesday, August 05, 2026 10:39:14 PM from BlueSky

It's always DNS

Tuesday, August 04, 2026 10:25:42 PM from BlueSky

Dog if your web app doesn't use transparent loading images, reevaluate your life

Tuesday, August 04, 2026 05:25:12 PM from BlueSky

RIP Vincent Pastore "Big Pussy"

Guy was a G

https://instagram.com/reel/DJKXlFGPSzA

Sunday, August 02, 2026 10:09:13 AM from BlueSky

My Elitebook that's a few generations old that I got on clearance for $800 last year has 64 GB of DDR5 in it. I wouldn't sell it at gunpoint for 3k.

We're living in strange times that laptops appreciate in value. Thanks AI and chip shortages 🫤

Friday, July 31, 2026 11:38:09 PM from BlueSky

My buddies and I would always say "noice" in high school instead of nice - idk why. To really emphasize excitement or something. Idk. We were nerds.

Today, it's more relevant than ever: No Ice. We were ahead of our time.

Friday, July 31, 2026 02:41:11 PM from BlueSky

Five 90s movies to get to know me:

Goodfellas (1990)
Home Alone (1990)
Aladdin (1992)
Casino (1995)
Scream (1996)

Friday, July 31, 2026 11:21:14 AM from BlueSky

Good. SK Hynix can eat a bag of dicks. It is CRIMINAL how much consumer RAM costs.

All they give a shit about is AI high bandwidth ram and every gd consumer device is expensive as shit. We're screwed through 2030 at least

Thursday, July 30, 2026 10:08:26 PM from BlueSky

An LLM just started with "Joe, my brother in Christ..."

Which means it learned from me being sassy to it some time ago. We are all doomed

Wednesday, July 29, 2026 01:28:25 AM from BlueSky

Based on my knowledge of stereotypes, this metric cannot be true

Tuesday, July 28, 2026 01:45:05 AM from BlueSky

Joke's on them. I'll get service credit for this. They also don't know I have a Frontier Fiber install date set

Monday, July 27, 2026 10:34:41 AM from BlueSky

I'm the night watchman, motherfucker. I live in a quiet neighborhood. There was a pickup stopped at a house of a single old lady at 2am that had no business being there.

Hopped in my car and found him stopped at another house around the corner. As I approached, I chased him out of the subdivision

Saturday, July 25, 2026 02:11:54 AM from BlueSky

"Hi team below pipeline is failing can someone please help!"

No. Have you looked at the error and tried to solve it yourself first? Use your brain, or if you cannot do that - as most cannot - at minimum, use an LLM. Then reach out. I'm tired of no one trying anymore

Thursday, July 23, 2026 10:56:03 AM from BlueSky