If I put $25 into an index fund every time I sharted, I'd be retired already
Monday, July 20, 2026 04:13:29 PM from BlueSky
Tech is going to shit. With this RAM shortage, the 2026 Android flagships have WORSE specs than the 2025 ones and are more expensive.
I'm especially looking at Google for this bs.
Saturday, July 18, 2026 10:35:26 AM from BlueSky
They found Lindsey Graham dead in the closet
Sunday, July 12, 2026 06:44:21 PM from BlueSky
Welp, guess I'll die
https://apnews.com/article/healthy-heart-sleep-night-owls-circadian-rhythm-0c520492f5d6fc08c412053419e913f9
Saturday, July 04, 2026 03:00:42 AM from BlueSky
Sheetz is poppin at 1:30am on a random weeknight in the suburbs
Thursday, July 02, 2026 01:28:03 AM from BlueSky
In case anyone's on the market for a Navien NPE 240-A2 tankless water heater... IDK. They're supposed to be high end advanced devices. Turns out they'll work for 100 days or so and then fail. The fucking piece of shit. And I'm at war with the company that installed it.
Wednesday, July 01, 2026 10:29:32 PM from BlueSky
IPv6 is such a gd pain in the ass. Christ
Tuesday, June 30, 2026 11:53:00 PM from BlueSky
They can shut down the Tenor api all they want, but they'll never take away deez
Tuesday, June 30, 2026 11:42:59 PM from BlueSky
Anyone wanna buy me two Solix S2000s? I could use a 24/7 UPS on my main fridge and my basement freezer/sump pump
This is the shit I'd splurge on if money were no object
https://www.ankersolix.com/products/s2000-portable-power-station?
Tuesday, June 30, 2026 05:50:07 PM from BlueSky
This makes me feel a little better. I thought I was bad when I pissed in a cup that time I was front row at an Everclear concert. Didn't want to lose my spot to take a leak, so I peed in my empty.
But pooping in the middle of a concert? Ew. This is Philly af, so I'm not surprised
Tuesday, June 30, 2026 12:40:36 AM from BlueSky
Imagine naming a kid Herbert today? That'd be cruel.
Monday, June 29, 2026 08:29:12 PM from BlueSky
Is this gd maintenance window over yet? I want to go stuff my fave at sheetz
Sunday, June 28, 2026 03:46:43 AM from BlueSky
In the United States, more people have been arrested for touching peeling paint than for Epstein-related crimes
Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:46:28 AM from BlueSky