My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it

Friday, May 30, 2025 06:20:16 PM from BlueSky

We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for:

Friday, May 30, 2025 05:03:09 PM from BlueSky

Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is 🔥🔥🔥

There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch

Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AM from BlueSky

Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening?

Saturday, May 24, 2025 06:14:01 PM from BlueSky

I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits

Saturday, May 24, 2025 05:13:06 PM from BlueSky

Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out...

Thursday, May 22, 2025 02:01:24 AM from BlueSky

Then they're *shocked* when the CEOs get unalived by disgruntled people.

Thursday, May 22, 2025 01:00:19 AM from BlueSky

I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience

Wednesday, May 21, 2025 05:03:38 PM from BlueSky

I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50.

Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot.

😞

Wednesday, May 21, 2025 02:20:06 PM from BlueSky

I made very poor decisions a month ago by picking Newark for a layover on my work trip because I didn't want to fly into DC's shitty collision-prone airspace, and now Newark is a useless, third world airport.

Going to need to change the flight. It's been getting cancelled every day.

Thursday, May 15, 2025 11:47:51 PM from BlueSky

The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place.

Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AM from BlueSky

Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect

Saturday, May 03, 2025 02:28:43 AM from BlueSky

Car dealership oil change waiting room coffee hits different

Tuesday, April 29, 2025 10:14:25 AM from BlueSky

Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?"

Me:

Tuesday, April 29, 2025 02:52:48 AM from BlueSky