I'm losing at beer pong to a milf and a 7 year old

Friday, June 19, 2026 01:34:04 PM from BlueSky

I can summon good music at will. Pool DJ is crushing it and I was like "we could go for a little early 2000s hip hop and R&B"

And then Fat Joe came on. Dope

Friday, June 19, 2026 01:13:10 PM from BlueSky

Fucking Key West. It's 3:30am. I'm absolutely schmammered and we just ate a full ass meal.

Friday, June 19, 2026 03:29:54 AM from BlueSky

Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no?

Tuesday, June 16, 2026 10:34:23 AM from BlueSky

These mfers last night bragged about living in the Truman Annex and then proceeded to only tip the bartender 15%. You live in the Truman Annex. You're loaded. Take care of your servers who are struggling ya pricks

Tuesday, June 16, 2026 09:51:20 AM from BlueSky

Dog I love the Stone Temple Pilots. Don't give me any of this shit they're not true grune. No kidding. Don't give me shit they're not from Seattle. They're good for what they are. RIP Scott

Monday, June 15, 2026 11:52:38 PM from BlueSky

The officers responsible for this deserve to be executed by firing squad in the public square. Full automatic. Starting from their legs, upward

https://abc7.com/post/family-dog-shot-killed-lapd-during-knicks-celebration-condo-canoga-park-police-say/19299441/

Monday, June 15, 2026 08:29:09 PM from BlueSky

They should put how long it takes for me to shart myself on vacation on the prediction markets

Monday, June 15, 2026 04:26:54 PM from BlueSky

I need editing ability on here because my typos are out of control.

Monday, June 15, 2026 03:09:22 PM from BlueSky

Seriously how do people live in the tropics. Even with powerful efficient mini splits, it just cannot remove indoor humidity. All the bedsheets and shit are damp

Monday, June 15, 2026 01:49:45 AM from BlueSky

What kind of absolute moron designed a public restroom with the hand dryer next to the faucet. Shit blew all the water from the sink into my gace

Sunday, June 14, 2026 09:54:58 PM from BlueSky

If you get to the TSA line and don't have your ID out and boarding pass ready, you're a god damn jerkoff. Because I'm standing here for 10 minutes waiting for this prick to find her ingo

Sunday, June 14, 2026 04:33:04 PM from BlueSky

This dumbfuck cracked open a rock and drank 2 billion year old water? What's she sick in the head? I wouldn't want to fuck around with microbes that old that never interacted with humans. Bitch is liable to start another pandemic

https://spacedaily.com/t-nearly-three-kilometres-beneath-a-canadian-mine-geologists-found-water-that-may-have-been-isolated-in-the-rock-for-roughly-two-billion-years-older-than-animals-plants-and-almost-everything/

Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:16:10 AM from BlueSky

Charging laser?

Friday, June 12, 2026 06:25:45 PM from BlueSky