1997 was badass
Saturday, June 06, 2026 09:23:47 PM from BlueSky
God damnit. As a cis married man, this Italian gentleman who is my wife's friend's fiance is a beautiful man. Giving me Luigi vibes.
Saturday, June 06, 2026 07:50:30 PM from BlueSky
I lost my gd coozie and it was in my pocket
Saturday, June 06, 2026 07:33:13 PM from BlueSky
Everything this dude Berg is playing is badass music.
Saturday, June 06, 2026 06:43:49 PM from BlueSky
Idk how I feel about ice cream and tequila tho
Saturday, June 06, 2026 12:14:23 AM from BlueSky
Sheetz done fucked up. Ain't no way they intend to give me 30 cents off per gallon until July 15th. Heading there RIGHT NOW to clean them out
Friday, June 05, 2026 02:22:11 AM from BlueSky
Jesus Christ on this cross, this fucking guy is dumb as a box of rocks
Thursday, June 04, 2026 02:08:42 PM from BlueSky
I get random reminders of my tism brain from time to time. For instance, today I went to change the fridge lightbulb and noticed that I had labeled its installation date on the bulb in Sharpie: "10/24/2024 20:56 UTC-4" 🤓
Thursday, June 04, 2026 12:04:06 PM from BlueSky
Sublime reincarnating Bradley in the form of his son was not on my 2026 bingo card, but the dude is putting out tracks like it's 1995
Thursday, June 04, 2026 08:30:33 AM from BlueSky
This bitch ass trick I work with has gotta be fucking with me... After completely botching the codebase for a project assigned to him, I swooped in and rescued it, and gave him clear instructions on how to deploy it. Dude still wants me to hold his dick and do it with him.
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:22:25 AM from BlueSky
The audacity of this prick... Not only did I rewrite his shitty code and fix his absolute tomfoolery and chaos he created, but I gave him a detailed list on how to implement it and close the project.
I already rewrote his gd code. Least he can do is follow my instructions to migrate it.
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:25:08 AM from BlueSky
He's a level III engineer ffs. Can't even launch a simple project
Wednesday, June 03, 2026 12:25:57 AM from BlueSky
I mean, if they want to pay me to sit here while I do nothing because I'm blocked by the fact that no one ever looks at my PRs when I ask, that's coo also
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 12:55:48 PM from BlueSky
I swear they're doing this shit on purpose
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 03:07:48 AM from BlueSky
Idk how I've been on this planet almost 40 years and just realized Vanilla Ice is a white dude. I mean jfc, he's got vanilla in his stage name
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 01:31:02 AM from BlueSky