I have to sit through hours of this bullshit which can be summed up as "respect people and don't be a gd creep"

Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:51:49 PM from BlueSky

These HR sexual harassment trainings are beyond absurd. I can't believe there are people who actually do the things that happen in these trainings. Like a bru asked someone out, got politely declined and then he kept asking a million times? Read the room. Why chase someone not interested? Christ.

Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:45:27 PM from BlueSky

I have a problem. I need to open my garage, but the drain guys are working outside and are literally right next to it and I have no way to vent the garage out and not have them notice if you know what I'm saying

Wednesday, March 25, 2026 10:55:19 AM from BlueSky

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch!

Wednesday, March 25, 2026 12:24:44 AM from BlueSky

Imagine being the air traffic controller responsible for clearing a firetruck and a plane at the same time and it killed the pilot and copilot. Person is ruined for life.

jeeeeeesus

Monday, March 23, 2026 10:01:11 AM from BlueSky

Want to piss off a boomer? Don't cash a check they give you for a few weeks. It will throw off their manual checkbook ledger

Sunday, March 22, 2026 11:22:57 PM from BlueSky

If X doesn't have a bot problem, why did these two accounts both follow me within seconds?

Sunday, March 22, 2026 01:31:03 AM from BlueSky

Dog. Afroman winning his civil case against whiny little offended cops is the good news we need in these dark times. Some of the testimony was laugh out loud funny.

And his celebration is just👌https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCzAG4iRV_/

Thursday, March 19, 2026 02:32:53 AM from BlueSky

Idk how I used to be a raging alcoholic in college, because my body completely rejects beer in my elder years. I had one beer, two nights in a row and I'm shitting my brains out (sry tmi not sorry)

Thursday, March 19, 2026 01:14:33 AM from BlueSky

You know what's so annoying? Shitting before a shower, thinking you'll be all fresh and clean, only having to shit again directly after the shower.

Although the recirculation loop pumping out warm bidet water is a GAME CHANGER

Wednesday, March 18, 2026 11:07:00 PM from BlueSky

"E. It looks like a bunch of pepperonis attacked you" #ShitGirstGradersSay

Monday, March 16, 2026 04:57:34 PM from BlueSky

Logitech mouse middle click stopped working reliably. Opened it up and it had a foam pad that pressed the button on the board, but the foam was so indented it wasn't pressing anymore. Jammed some cardboard over it and it works as good as new. #solutionsengineer

Monday, March 16, 2026 01:26:45 PM from BlueSky

"It was pretty good, to be surprised" - Eliana (she meant tbh)

Saturday, March 14, 2026 10:46:48 AM from BlueSky

So what are the best countries willing to take disgruntled Americans? Anyone? I think it's about time to GTFO here like my ancestors left Southern Italy in the early 1900s

https://search.app/KcAc7

Saturday, March 14, 2026 01:15:00 AM from BlueSky

You know my tism is out in full force when my social interactions make less than zero sense.

Kid's friend's parent: "Have a great night"
Me: "See you then"

Friday, March 13, 2026 07:53:34 PM from BlueSky