I'm at an airport restaurant in Texas and does the south always run this slow? Hostess came by 5 times to tell me Diane would help. Diane's been by thrice and hasn't batted an eye
Thursday, May 21, 2026 05:04:40 PM from BlueSky
OH HELLL NO. Crash this plane into the middle of the Atlantic. Get them the fuck out of here. Keep that ebola shit in Africa where it belongs
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/detroit-bound-flight-diverted-canada-passenger-congo-error-ebola-rcna346245
Thursday, May 21, 2026 01:57:23 AM from BlueSky
Mexican TV channels and there was just a tourism ad for California. Ain't no one wants to visit the shithole United States, let's be real
Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:39:22 AM from BlueSky
El abuso en el consumo de este producto es nocivo para la salud
Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:10:07 AM from BlueSky
My Jamaican dude asked the India team if they smoke weed and their reaction was laugh out loud funny
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 11:59:22 PM from BlueSky
Pugliese is a mother fuckin gangster
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 10:56:02 PM from BlueSky
My neck hurts
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 04:30:34 AM from BlueSky
It's 55 degrees and the India team is freezing their asses off
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 02:08:36 AM from BlueSky
No trip would be complete without me clogging a toilet.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 01:39:42 AM from BlueSky
Me on the phone with the front desk: "Tienes un destapador? Se tapó el baño."
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:01:43 AM from BlueSky
Literally every time. I clogged the toilet in the hospital room the night my kid was born
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:02:10 AM from BlueSky
Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome
Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PM from BlueSky
Watching a group of 15 Indians in Mexico trying to order food with the language barrier was a very painful experience. And I was somehow the translator for the group.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026 12:47:25 AM from BlueSky
There are so many street taco stands and I want them all. Quienes toman USD. Quisiera una torta
Monday, May 18, 2026 03:56:27 PM from BlueSky