I'm at an airport restaurant in Texas and does the south always run this slow? Hostess came by 5 times to tell me Diane would help. Diane's been by thrice and hasn't batted an eye

Thursday, May 21, 2026 05:04:40 PM from BlueSky

OH HELLL NO. Crash this plane into the middle of the Atlantic. Get them the fuck out of here. Keep that ebola shit in Africa where it belongs

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/detroit-bound-flight-diverted-canada-passenger-congo-error-ebola-rcna346245

Thursday, May 21, 2026 01:57:23 AM from BlueSky

Mexican TV channels and there was just a tourism ad for California. Ain't no one wants to visit the shithole United States, let's be real

Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:39:22 AM from BlueSky

El abuso en el consumo de este producto es nocivo para la salud

Thursday, May 21, 2026 12:10:07 AM from BlueSky

My Jamaican dude asked the India team if they smoke weed and their reaction was laugh out loud funny

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 11:59:22 PM from BlueSky

Pugliese is a mother fuckin gangster

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 10:56:02 PM from BlueSky

The trees always speak to me

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026 06:42:49 PM from BlueSky

My neck hurts

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 04:30:34 AM from BlueSky

It's 55 degrees and the India team is freezing their asses off

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 02:08:36 AM from BlueSky

No trip would be complete without me clogging a toilet.

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 01:39:42 AM from BlueSky

Me on the phone with the front desk: "Tienes un destapador? Se tapó el baño."

In reply to @portfolioso.com's post

Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:01:43 AM from BlueSky

Literally every time. I clogged the toilet in the hospital room the night my kid was born

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026 03:02:10 AM from BlueSky

Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PM from BlueSky

Watching a group of 15 Indians in Mexico trying to order food with the language barrier was a very painful experience. And I was somehow the translator for the group.

Tuesday, May 19, 2026 12:47:25 AM from BlueSky

There are so many street taco stands and I want them all. Quienes toman USD. Quisiera una torta

Monday, May 18, 2026 03:56:27 PM from BlueSky